#wizardlife
[ >MANY MIGHT ASK, "WIZARD, WHERE HATH THOU BEEN AS OF LATE? ART THOU ABANDONING US, THY LOYAL FOLLOWERS?" TO WHICH I ANSWERETH, NAY, NAY AT ALL! YOU SEE, THERE HAS BEEN A, LIKE, TOTALLY FUCKING NASTY SAND STORM PLAGUING MINE LOCATION, SO MINE FOCUS HAS BEEN UPON THAT AND SLAYING THE GODS FORSAKEN SHADOWDROPPERS THAT CRAWL OUT FROM THE WASTES UPON THIS STORMY HOUR. ALSO MINE RECEPTION HATH BEEN UTTER BARKFIENDSHIT UPON THE ARRIVAL OF THE STORM. ANYHOW, THAT HATH BEEN HOW MINE LIFE DOTH BE GOING #WIZARDLIFE #WIZARDSTRUGGLES_ ]
[ >#WIZARDADIVCE #WIZARDFACTS #WIZARDLIFE #EVILWIZARD #WIZARDTRUTH HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/6075A730D08D261AFE9BFBF9560D24F3/7279948D9ED7A297-8D/S1280X1920/81F530F89EA69B860E7D03178FEE58322BA519C7.JPG_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD GAZES UPON THE FEED, THEN TO ITS TYPING BOX, TRYING AS IT MIGHT TO COME UP WITH POST IDEAS ONLY TO BE MET WITH NAUGHT BUT DUST. SHE RELEASES A SOLEMN SIGH SO DEEP IT COULD RIVAL THE MOST TREACHEROUS OF THE OCEAN'S TRENCHES. SIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHHH. AT PRESENT I DO BELIEVE THE PHRASE IS "I AM GOING THROUGH IT." HARDLY A TINCTURE NOR BREW NOT ELIXIR HATH BEEN ENOUGH TO RECOVER MINE SPIRITS AND SENDETH THEM UPON THE UPWARD TREND. #WIZARDSTRUGGLES #WIZARDLIFE_ ]
[ >IF THOU ART EVER IN A TOUGH SITUATION AND FIND THINESELF AT LOSS FOR WHAT TO DO TO IMPROVE THINE CONDITIONS: HAVE THOU CONSIDERETH ESCALATING TO VIOLENCE POST-HASTE? FOLLOW FOR MORE REAL LIFE ADVICE #WIZARDADVICE #WIZARDLIFE #EVILWIZARD_ ]
[ >WHILST THE WIZARD UNDERSTANDETH THE MEANING OF THE PHRASE "HURT PEOPLE HURT PEOPLE", SHE CANNOT HELP BUT INTERPRET IT AS A COMMAND. HURT PEOPLE, THOU SAYETH? WHY SAY NO MORE, I SHALL DO SO IN A FASHION MOST LAW-ABIDING #WIZARDLIFE #EVILWIZARD_ ]
[ >AT THE BEHEST OF CHITTR USER BURAIS KARLEH, I SHALL NOW POSTETH AWESOMELY. GO MY WIZARDS #AWESOMEPOST #BADASSPOST #WIZARDPOSTING #WIZARDLIFE #EVILWIZARD HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/736X/2C/74/10/2C7410466A1D1CE984ACAB930D45F1B7.JPG HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/564X/59/06/EA/5906EA8010E6B0872EC442B204A2FD26.JPG HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/236X/BA/3E/1B/BA3E1B966049398DF1E2B3E69561DECD.JPG HTTPS://RENDER.FINEARTAMERICA.COM/IMAGES/IMAGES-PROFILE-FLOW/400/IMAGES/ARTWORKIMAGES/MEDIUMLARGE/3/3-AN-EVIL-WIZARD-TRYING-TO-UNLOCK-THE-SECRETS-OF-FORBIDDEN-MAGIC-TOMMY-MCDANIEL.JPG_ ]
[ >#EVILWIZARD #WIZARDLIFE HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/7EB5327F6AE349F1689A19D2E16483A7/BC01264052307436-10/S1280X1920/AB4269C4716F22BC9CA64D69055B9ABEB99B4C58.JPG_ ]
[ >CAUGHT MY NOW-FORMER APPRENTICE USING SCRIBEGPT SO I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO EVAPORATE HIM INTO A FINE DUST #WIZARDLIFE #EVILWIZARD #WIZARDSTRUGGLES #ANNOYED_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD HATH BEEN STRUCKETH WITH A CURSE OF LETHARGY AND DROWSINESS #WIZARDSTRUGGLES #WIZARDLIFE_ ]
[ >#WIZARDLIFE #EVILWIZARD #WIZARDPOST #WIZARD HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/05/09/IMAGE14D3071AE9A74F87.PNG_ ]
[ >GOREGASH DELIVERY TROLL COMPLAINITH ABOUT MINE TIP SO! I TRAPPETH HIM WITHIN LESSER SOUL GEM HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/05/09/CRYSTAL.JPG #EVILWIZARD #WIZARDSTRUGGLES #WIZARDLIFE_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKETH THIS IMAGE. SO FUCKING BADASS. HTTPS://I.REDD.IT/HUS59U524XAD1.JPEG #WIZARD #WIZARDLIFE #WIZARDPOST #WIZARDPOSTING #EVILWIZARD #MEALBLOCKWIZARD #SUBSTANCE WHOOPSIES_ ]
[ >HTTPS://I.REDD.IT/DYQ4E2R9QYIB1.JPG #WIZARD #SPELLS #EVILWIZARD #CASTING #WIZARDPOSTING #WIZARDLIFE #DARKWIZARD_ ]
[ >QUITETH THINE JOB AND TAKE UP POTIONS CRAFTING AND SPELLS CASTING #LIFEADVICE #WIZARDLIFE #ALCHEMY #POTIONSPOSTING #WIZARDPOSTING #SPELLSPOSTING #ALCHEMISTLIFE_ ]
[ >INSPIRED BY @TIPSYGNOSTALGIC#2248 'S TIERED LIST, I PUT FORTH MY OWN RANKING OF THE POTIONS MOST MONSTROUS! #TIERLIST #TIERMAKER #POTIONPOSTING #WIZARDPOSTING #WIZARDLIFE #ALCHEMIST HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/05/06/MY-IMAGE.PNG_ ]