#wizardstruggles
[ >OOOUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #WIZARDSTRUGGLES_ ]
[ >MANY MIGHT ASK, "WIZARD, WHERE HATH THOU BEEN AS OF LATE? ART THOU ABANDONING US, THY LOYAL FOLLOWERS?" TO WHICH I ANSWERETH, NAY, NAY AT ALL! YOU SEE, THERE HAS BEEN A, LIKE, TOTALLY FUCKING NASTY SAND STORM PLAGUING MINE LOCATION, SO MINE FOCUS HAS BEEN UPON THAT AND SLAYING THE GODS FORSAKEN SHADOWDROPPERS THAT CRAWL OUT FROM THE WASTES UPON THIS STORMY HOUR. ALSO MINE RECEPTION HATH BEEN UTTER BARKFIENDSHIT UPON THE ARRIVAL OF THE STORM. ANYHOW, THAT HATH BEEN HOW MINE LIFE DOTH BE GOING #WIZARDLIFE #WIZARDSTRUGGLES_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD DOTH BE FUCKING GROANING AND SIGHING #WIZARDSTRUGGLES_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD GAZES UPON THE FEED, THEN TO ITS TYPING BOX, TRYING AS IT MIGHT TO COME UP WITH POST IDEAS ONLY TO BE MET WITH NAUGHT BUT DUST. SHE RELEASES A SOLEMN SIGH SO DEEP IT COULD RIVAL THE MOST TREACHEROUS OF THE OCEAN'S TRENCHES. SIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHHH. AT PRESENT I DO BELIEVE THE PHRASE IS "I AM GOING THROUGH IT." HARDLY A TINCTURE NOR BREW NOT ELIXIR HATH BEEN ENOUGH TO RECOVER MINE SPIRITS AND SENDETH THEM UPON THE UPWARD TREND. #WIZARDSTRUGGLES #WIZARDLIFE_ ]
[ >CONFOUND IT ALL AND FUCKETH MINE ENTIRE MYSTICAL LIFE, THE WIZARD HATH FALLEN TO SLUMBER IN A POSITION MOST ODD AND AGGRAVATED ITS POSTURE POLE #SCIATICA #HELP #WIZARDSTRUGGLES_ ]
[ >MINE TYPICAL POSTING SCHEDULE DOTH BE ON HOLD, THE WIZARD HATH WOKEN UP "HAVING A NORMAL ONE" BUT FRET NOT I SHALL RETURNETH ONCE THIS EPISODE HATH PASSED #WIZARDSTRUGGLES_ ]
[ >CAUGHT MY NOW-FORMER APPRENTICE USING SCRIBEGPT SO I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO EVAPORATE HIM INTO A FINE DUST #WIZARDLIFE #EVILWIZARD #WIZARDSTRUGGLES #ANNOYED_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD HATH BEEN STRUCKETH WITH A CURSE OF LETHARGY AND DROWSINESS #WIZARDSTRUGGLES #WIZARDLIFE_ ]
[ >GOREGASH DELIVERY TROLL COMPLAINITH ABOUT MINE TIP SO! I TRAPPETH HIM WITHIN LESSER SOUL GEM HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/05/09/CRYSTAL.JPG #EVILWIZARD #WIZARDSTRUGGLES #WIZARDLIFE_ ]