♦ pitied by @hystericalDame
I am beside myself with how rude some Detectives are. #millerverse #noir
I went on the second day and two different people were killed just from what I saw. And then a poor man named Troll Bruno Mars rather made a fool of himself on stage.
It is but oh no Dame it means something so much worse now!
I will I promise! Apparently we're close to "the spot".
They just made a mistake, I was too nervous to correct them!
i need to go to the pasadise of sweet teats so bad right now
Heck of a payroll! I guess crime does pay :(
Actually I think I ate too many sweets. I guess that explains why my teeth ache. Bloody dangerous holding onto an open packet of boiled lollies.
Huh. Followed by a CEO. Either I'm in deep trouble, or I'm going up in the world.
accidentally shattered another glass how am i this bad at holding things
It wouldn't be a ride to work without some minor projectiles plinking off the sides of the armored vehicle. Also, the weather is positively balmy this end of the Human Kingdom this morning.
Oh, great. A word of advice. Never neglect to clean out the storage in your sylladex. Especially do not store items in your bra because your personal inventory system is over-encumbered. It has only been an hour, and now this lipstick is too warm to use. The pigment is going to come off on me like a melted crayon.
Disregard the previous post, my device seems to have had an error.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Incredible idea. #nsfw ]
There is a thin cat wandering the streets around the base. I wonder if its owner cared enough to even look for it.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I had the sudden and terrifying urge that something's coming for me. ]
okok i lost my cool there sorry lady
who the hell told you that name
It nearly surprised me as well. But luckily, I am unable to be surprised.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #21 • “y’all might be confused but 01 is actually the leader of both the felt and the crew. setting the record straight here.”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #23 • “i want roxy”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #27 • “troll mcdonald’s sprite gave me powers”
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ My back feels fucking awful. ]
WAS CONVINCED TO "LET LOOSE" AND NOW IM HAVING TROUBLE DOING THE MOST BASIC FUCKING THINGS. NEVER AGAIN. #SUBSTANCE
i look away four 4 seconds and we're all #oilingup. does bein' covered in paint count?
this just in breakking news cute dorky boys w glasses can fuckin get it #nsfw
THE STORE IS OUT OF PAINT GUNS SOMEONE JUST BOUGHT THEIR ENTIRE STOCK
how to make a paint gun
good morning everyone lets pretend its not 1 pm together!!
CHITTR SHADY FACT #17 • “is anyone mad at me”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #18 • “i eat bugs”
If I got a paint gun I could decorate the office so efficiently I bet
DEAR FRIENDS • I AM PACKING UP FOR THE DAY • FEEL FREE TO CONTINUE SENDING YOUR CONFESSIONS • AND WHEN I NEXT AWAKE • I WILL PUBLISH THEM POSTHASTE
GOOD EVENING • OR ‘GOOD MORNING’ • THE EDITOR IS IN • I WILL ATTEND TO YOUR MESSAGES NOW
CHITTR SHADY FACT #12 • “i’m cloistered and when i’m bored i start dipping the grubs in tar. they scream loud as fuck”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #13 • “the journal factory exploded for everybody on this app”
now i didn't say that.
whats your address? #realquestions
X Happy End of The Week. Coke and MDMA are all 50% off today at all CMallie Entertainment ran clubs #substance x
Wait. Why did you tag this NSFW.
Heh heh. Yeah. That's right. Keep it to yourself, baby. I like playing hard to get, too.
so tired it hurts? don't crawwwwl into your sopor. if you just take another bummmmp you'll never feel pain again #substances if i mmmmust
CHITTR SHADY FACT #11 • "i think the onceler is not sexy and i don't understand the hype for him whatsoever. he's just a slim white dude in a tux and top hat."
CHITTR SHADY FACT #5 • "quarters has a second, smaller bed for his favorite gun."
CHITTR SHADY FACT #1 • "does anyone know where my timmy is"
CHITTR SHADY FACT #3 • "kill your neighbor"
IS THERE THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE ON CHITTR YOU LOVE • HATE • A RUMOR TO SPREAD • A BURNING QUESTION TO ASK • OR JUST SOMETHING YOU'VE BEEN DYING TO GET OFF YOUR CHEST • BUT YOU'RE TOO SHY TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT • THEN MESSAGE ME • YOUR SHADY FACTS, TEA, CONFESSIONS, AND MORE • ALL ANONYMOUSLY POSTED • THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE
Ain't no used car salesman, not trying to sell you a darn thing, Dame! But if you need yourself a burly, hardboiled-type gent to keep ya safe on these shady streets, you know this fella's happy to be your man.
Preaching to the ivory shelled choir! Midnight City's been awful calm all things considered, if you ignore the DUI street races and supposed Crew divorce and I think I saw some double of mine traipsing around? and a whole bunch of the Felt and multiples of the Crew and I haven't found Ace or Bawd yet or