♦ pitied by @hystericalDame
You’re listening to… Good evening, everyone! We saw that things have been pretty busy all day today! We've also the sad news to announce that one of Midnight City's many beloved private eyes, Disheveled Questioner, was shot dead yesterday. He always had One More Thing to add, and we're sorry to hear that he's not got one more day now. So in honor of his life, and for his matesprit, we'll be playing one of their favorite songs. Here's John Coltrane with "Once In A While". Rest in Peace, DQ. …Midnight City Jazz!
DO YOU EVER SEE YOUR PAST SELF. AND JUST WANT TO PUT HER DOWN. LIKE A SICK HOOFBEAST. BEFORE SHE CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE FOREVER.
It's the things we don't say.
my friends are too patient with me. i wish i could stop disappointing them. i wont though. #chittranonymous
I REELY find this guy attractive but he is the worst I don't even know why I gave him a chance... ugh what should I do??? he doesnt even know how to use a human cigarette correctly!! THE NERVE! #chittranonymous
Quiet day here.
i-i've gotten a few submissions for the glory hole thing so far.,,,... i-it looks like some people misseD the faCt that i'm a lesbian though.,,,.,... #nsfw
[Please Fuck With Me Tomorrow. Give Me One Good Reason.]
♦ I didn't talk to many people before, so if you change your icon, I'm treating you like an entirely new person.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @confuseddemolitionist it's A Cabin For Summer Vacation. It's A Night For Fireworks. Early Enough In The Evening That You Can't Hear Your Own Words, Only That You're Holding A Smaller Pair Of Hands In Your Own As You Teach Someone How To Correctly Light A String Of Firecrackers. kid's Still Short Enough That You Only See The Head Of Hair And The Hands. He's Seven. You Can't Hear What You're Saying. You Don't Hear What He's Saying Back. You Watch The Firecrackers Go Off From A Safe Distance, In The Sprawling Backyard Somewhere Upstate, Behind The Cabin. Close To The Pond. It's Rained Recently. This Private Light Show Won't Start A Wildfire. the Cicadas Are Drowned Out By The Noise, The Conversation Lost To Time, And To The Shifting Of The Shadows Cast By The Red And White Bursts Of Light Strobing In The Green Lawn Like Violent Fireflies. You Have Ten Fingers. The Boy Is Seven, And He Isn't Your's By Blood, But That Never Mattered One Single Bit. it All Smells Of Magnesium And Sulfur And Smoke. One Day You'll Teach Him How To Make One Of The Big Rockets, But He's Only Seven. he's Just A Kid, And There's Time. there's Time. there's Time. #queserasera but How Much Time Truly? 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsekfh6j2vgskoqsezds9n0t5tnb8gtkihiapootjcd9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=header
Dunno. Hard ta walk with the pair'a tungsten nuts swingin' between my legs, ma'am but Ah'd say it louder for the folks in the back who ain't heard. #nsfw ? Ah guess.
Evil is only for the turbo virgins, folks.
How horrifyin'.... A Sleuth that never got any action. I can't imagine what that'd do to 'em. No wonder they went off the deep end.
I saw a woman get stabbed today, so. Here's hopeing you all are having a better day. #violence
i dunno! some fella named dean came to my house and said he would figure it out. i think i forgot to ask what hospital shes in!
Listen. I. Fuck.
Fuck me. I really did think shit like this back then didn't I? What a goddamn bozo I was. Shit, no wonder she threw me out to the curb. Surprised any gal could stand a jackass-a that magnitude.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@pulchritudePowerhouse The red mark on your face still burns as you lean back on the desk. Something's wrong. This wasn't your usual tizzy. Your usual banter. It made your feet give out from under you. It really sets in that she's leaving for good. It wasn't supposed to be like this. You had a good thing going. What changed? Fun times, fast cars, shootouts and heroic rescues. It felt like you were perfect for each other. So what happened? Why's she acting like such a nutcase? And not even the fun kind? Settle down? Pull back? Focus on each other? What the hell was she even going on about? You wanted to burn bright together, not just get slowly snuffed out. Women. Always say they want one thing, but they really want another. No good stinkin' dames, the lot of them. Dumb broad. Stupid bird. You don't need them. Hell you don't need any of this. Reality isn't all it's cracked up to be. You'll just have to find a way back. Really, it should have been obvious. You were so dressed up trying to take down that mobster down a peg, you should have realized he didn't have everything all wrong. Shouldn't be too hard to find a way back. Then you'll be living the high life. Whores, actions, heroics, the whole nine yards. You ain't gonna go quietly into that night. You're a goddamn hero. And you're going to live like one. Go out like one. Be remembered like one. But you will never reminisce on the ending. Only hope to be remembered. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
i miss when everything was okay #vagueposting?
I feel like there are some faces here on chittr that i see often enough that I considered the highly rude "Chittr User Tier List" route of posting. But then I thought about it and I don't need to make enemies with some people by putting them in the "Annoying" tier (*￣3￣) Some of you really do make me laff though. I like you guys. Mostly.
wELL, uHH,,, wANDER1NG 1S A B1T OF A NO GO, r1GHT NOW S1NCE, tHEY JUST SET AND SCREWED 1N, mY FEMUR 1N SEVERAL SPOTS, aHAAHA,
i didnt realize how much id been taking my big comfy bed for granted until i spent last night upright in a chair. my back was stiff all day.
i aint even ever HEARD a midnight city sounds like gotham and i already get enough of gotham!
hahahah you get it yourh a chamer tou you were alwasyb so pretty too
maybe its the pain meds talking rox but you got some gams that wont quit.... they got those big chewy pretzels here menJanrthfgrrsf.powwejfwpjfpewfcwmwfive dollars??!!!? get outta here........
remember kids when yer about to kill a super hero ya gotta come up with a snappy one liner related to the situation at hand! got em tied to a bomb? "you always were one to go out with a bang" got em sinkin in quicksand? "you always were a stick in the mud!" you get the picture!
got shot thats really all there is to say on the matter
he didnt shoot me before anybody asks id kick his ass if he did
Eventful day! Hate hospitals. Very very much.
dont youe worry about it heathcliff
Need I remind you that you had one good hit on me and then we both fumbled at the end.
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Ah! Huh. Good point. There's street parking near the place right? If nothing else I can always just park in a public lot and just run over. Though if I need to ferry you somewhere I guess that'd be a tad inconvenient but- Well, let's not sweat the small stuff! I just want to make sure you're okay first and foremost!
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-i keep messing up my duties!!! -too damn much on my pan!!!
Ha ha! Don't worry! We uhm. Cleaned the Mayoral Limo. (It's not actually a limo by the way why do we call it a limo.) So I can swing by myself! Just try to not think too hard about the fact that two people died in the car. Because I very much struggle with it and would hate for you to as well.
It's! Really difficult not to worry! Just please come to me if you need anything or are going to do something reckless, okay?! I'd very prefer to be some kind of help in these situations if I can!
itz not maispace but i guess it works!! >_<
all that in the first fate?? i understand why you're conflicted emotionally
ah shit, i for6ot i had a delivery to make yesterday. >︵<
Oh! Oh. Never, uh... heard of that. Didn't know gang people could just... do that. Nah, that's not for me though. I keep real thick lines in my profession. Real uh, ahem, real thick lines.
big mean jerk who beats up the mentally ill to get his jollies
I know I've been busy lately, but maybe you'll see me at the masquerade! Both for fun and out of professional curiosity. If it ends up being better than the gala I promise I won't spiral too hard.
Was gonna smoke in the alleyway I usually smoke in, 8ut there are people FUCKING in it! Fuck! Where do I smoke now? I'm not gonna stand there and go "lol, my 8ulge is 8igger". I want to fucking SMOKEEEEEEEE. #su8stance #nsfw
I really hope detectives posting their impressive members on dash doesn't become a trend. That is a really tough expectation to meet. #nsfw
YOU HAD NO TROUBLE POSTIN YOUR OTHER PP
Regrettin' my abbreviation all of the sudden.
One thing after after a fuckin' 'nother in this damn town.
Stop talking to her.
I wouldn't mind creating other circumstances, Dame.
I have addressed this in an official press statement this noon at Midnight City, but for those of you who are not tuned into our local politics: The Mayor of Midnight City was found assassinated in his vehicle two days ago. The details we cannot get into at this time as initial investigations are still ongoing. Midnight City will be holding an emergency election in the coming months to determine a new mayor. Until then the municipality has elected me Interim Mayor for the time being, in order to carry on our leaders ideals of Democracy. I have accepted this position, but cannot comment on our plans going forward at this time. Thank you for time and all of your support these past couple of days.
I miss my tumblr, man. Nobody I knew followed me there, but now the servers my phone is trying to reach are in another universe :/ fml
I would like to remind everyone that signed up that in observation of Cinco de Mayo that the Midnight City Charity Ball has been moved forward to May 4th! No we will not be moving the date again in accordance to the "Stars Wars" holiday, as I've checked and those are movies and an actual thing that happened! So don't try to pull the wool over my eyes, buster! As always you can RSVP here, but walk-ins are accepted as long as you make a small donation and wear appropriately formal attire! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdBbHheiQ3VBjFO9qEEkgK9CQdN6aQf2rqqC0yPVBUDPaTzIA/viewform?usp=dialog
my wastepapah basket is like 40% weird troll penis by volume and deres no way i can explain dis to da neighbours wen i thro it out soon -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Ey trust me not too many of the happenings around here are worth phoning a friend for. Except maybe when someone's throwin' a shindig and not inviting me DOC SCRATCH.
if u wud ditch me to party with thr FELT maybe i dotn no u as good as i thought i did man -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Ya don't understand I'm really desperate to fuck up that entire party. Like that time I jumped into that wedding cak-were you there for that? Doesn't matter, point is I'm desperate to one-up those Felt bastards and also maybe steal some of their stuff.
Hey don't worry about it he's just bein' himself and I'm encouraging him as I'm want to do as a terrible enabler.
Tried to like my own post, but I guess that’s not allowed here. That’s fucked up. Anybody on this site ever heard of self love? [|:/
I showed the cat this message and it just sort of acted aloof. I'm afraid that's a no.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Would've loved to attend the er... Casino Night? But I'm a bit too busy, and additionally ... I'm kinda banned from most casinos. ]
It's been a bit since I really tried to speak on this website's level. She sleep on my over until I Rankmaid.
I’m such a heel. #substance
Why am I imagining him right now? Where going so fast but not fast enough. I can barely type the keyboard iisnjittekng jittering badly #substsnf #substance
Your worst nightmare.
It is but oh no Dame it means something so much worse now!
I will I promise! Apparently we're close to "the spot".
They just made a mistake, I was too nervous to correct them!
i need to go to the pasadise of sweet teats so bad right now
Heck of a payroll! I guess crime does pay :(
How does one even attend this eridanweek?
Actually I think I ate too many sweets. I guess that explains why my teeth ache. Bloody dangerous holding onto an open packet of boiled lollies.
Huh. Followed by a CEO. Either I'm in deep trouble, or I'm going up in the world.
accidentally shattered another glass how am i this bad at holding things
It wouldn't be a ride to work without some minor projectiles plinking off the sides of the armored vehicle. Also, the weather is positively balmy this end of the Human Kingdom this morning.
Oh, great. A word of advice. Never neglect to clean out the storage in your sylladex. Especially do not store items in your bra because your personal inventory system is over-encumbered. It has only been an hour, and now this lipstick is too warm to use. The pigment is going to come off on me like a melted crayon.
Disregard the previous post, my device seems to have had an error.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Incredible idea. #nsfw ]
There is a thin cat wandering the streets around the base. I wonder if its owner cared enough to even look for it.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I had the sudden and terrifying urge that something's coming for me. ]
okok i lost my cool there sorry lady
who the hell told you that name
CHITTR SHADY FACT #21 • “y’all might be confused but 01 is actually the leader of both the felt and the crew. setting the record straight here.”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #23 • “i want roxy”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #27 • “troll mcdonald’s sprite gave me powers”
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ My back feels fucking awful. ]
WAS CONVINCED TO "LET LOOSE" AND NOW IM HAVING TROUBLE DOING THE MOST BASIC FUCKING THINGS. NEVER AGAIN. #SUBSTANCE
i look away four 4 seconds and we're all #oilingup. does bein' covered in paint count?
this just in breakking news cute dorky boys w glasses can fuckin get it #nsfw
THE STORE IS OUT OF PAINT GUNS SOMEONE JUST BOUGHT THEIR ENTIRE STOCK
how to make a paint gun
good morning everyone lets pretend its not 1 pm together!!
CHITTR SHADY FACT #17 • “is anyone mad at me”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #18 • “i eat bugs”
If I got a paint gun I could decorate the office so efficiently I bet
DEAR FRIENDS • I AM PACKING UP FOR THE DAY • FEEL FREE TO CONTINUE SENDING YOUR CONFESSIONS • AND WHEN I NEXT AWAKE • I WILL PUBLISH THEM POSTHASTE
GOOD EVENING • OR ‘GOOD MORNING’ • THE EDITOR IS IN • I WILL ATTEND TO YOUR MESSAGES NOW
CHITTR SHADY FACT #12 • “i’m cloistered and when i’m bored i start dipping the grubs in tar. they scream loud as fuck”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #13 • “the journal factory exploded for everybody on this app”
now i didn't say that.
X Happy End of The Week. Coke and MDMA are all 50% off today at all CMallie Entertainment ran clubs #substance x
Wait. Why did you tag this NSFW.
Heh heh. Yeah. That's right. Keep it to yourself, baby. I like playing hard to get, too.
so tired it hurts? don't crawwwwl into your sopor. if you just take another bummmmp you'll never feel pain again #substances if i mmmmust
CHITTR SHADY FACT #11 • "i think the onceler is not sexy and i don't understand the hype for him whatsoever. he's just a slim white dude in a tux and top hat."
CHITTR SHADY FACT #5 • "quarters has a second, smaller bed for his favorite gun."
CHITTR SHADY FACT #1 • "does anyone know where my timmy is"
CHITTR SHADY FACT #3 • "kill your neighbor"
IS THERE THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE ON CHITTR YOU LOVE • HATE • A RUMOR TO SPREAD • A BURNING QUESTION TO ASK • OR JUST SOMETHING YOU'VE BEEN DYING TO GET OFF YOUR CHEST • BUT YOU'RE TOO SHY TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT • THEN MESSAGE ME • YOUR SHADY FACTS, TEA, CONFESSIONS, AND MORE • ALL ANONYMOUSLY POSTED • THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE
Ain't no used car salesman, not trying to sell you a darn thing, Dame! But if you need yourself a burly, hardboiled-type gent to keep ya safe on these shady streets, you know this fella's happy to be your man.
Preaching to the ivory shelled choir! Midnight City's been awful calm all things considered, if you ignore the DUI street races and supposed Crew divorce and I think I saw some double of mine traipsing around? and a whole bunch of the Felt and multiples of the Crew and I haven't found Ace or Bawd yet or