Aohrts Sockav
@astuteKampaigner
PeAce be wi↗h yØu, p↙eAse. ((Operator: @doomedToast))
↗he g↙ue is c↙eAned up. FØr ↗he mØs↗ pAr↗. I wi↙↙ nØ↗ cA↙↙ i↗ successfu↙ bu↗ I shA↙↙ permi↗ i↗ ↗he ↗i↗↙e Øf..........pAssAb↙e. My cup is s↗i↙↙ brØKen. #mycup
.................................. I brØKe ↗he bØ↗↗↙e. ↗he ↗Øp snApped Øff. ↗here is g↙ue Øn my f↙ØØr. Øh nØ. #mycup
I hAve ↙ØcA↗ed my errAn↗ pAir Øf p↙iers. Wi↙↙ A↗↗emp↗ remØving ↗he s↗ucK cAp. I Am hØpefu↙ fØr success. #mycup
I↗ hAs been reccØmmended ↗Ø me ↗Ø A↗↗emp↗ using A pAir Øf p↙iers ↗Ø Aid in remØving ↗he s↗ucK cAp. NØw I simp↙y need ↗Ø find ↗hem - AgAin. #mycup
I fØund ↗he g↙ue. ....↗he cAp is s↗ucK. Sigh. My cup wi↙↙ never be fixed A↗ ↗his rA↗e. I suppØse I've nØ Ø↗her Øp↗iØn ↗hAn ↗Ø cArefu↙↙y pry i↗ Øpen. #mycup
🐾Never beeN more iNvested 'N a cUP before... PrayiN' it makes a fUll, ehehe, 're-cUP-ery'! x) hehe,
In whA↗ mAnner wØu↙d A wrench be usefu↙ in Øpening ↗he cAp Øf A bØ↗↗↙e Øf g↙ue?
.....I dØ be↙ieve I sAw A pAir ArØund here sØmewhere. A↙↙Øw me sØme ↗ime ↗Ø find ↗hem Ønce mØre. ↗hAnK yØu fØr ↗he sugges↗iØn.
HØ↙d Øn. I ↗hinK I hAve g↙ue ArØund here sØmewhere in my hive. ↗he difficu↙↗ ques↗iØn is figuring Øu↗ which dresser drAwer i↗ is in. I mAy ye↗ fix my cup. #mycup
....I ↗hinK....I mAy hAve brØKen my fAvØri↗e hØ↗ ↙eAf juice cup. My nigh↗ hAs ↗hus been ruined. #mycup
I↗ is qui↗e cØ↙d ↗Ønigh↗. Hm. PerhAps A fire wØu↙d be nice.
I dØ nØ↗ unders↗And whA↗ hAs cAused such hØs↗i↙i↗ies Øn chi↗↗r ↗ØdAy. I Am unsure if I shØu↙d inquire AbØu↗ ↗hem.
I fee↙ ↗urning Øff my pA↙mhusK fØr ↗he dAy mAy be necessAry - I Keep receiving cA↙↙s frØm ↗hØse Øf i↙↙ repu↗e. I Am unsure hØw Any Øf ↗hese ↗rØ↙↙s mAnAged ↗Ø A↗↗Ain my persØnA↙ number....
ReAding ↗hrØugh my feed reminds me hØw behind ↗he ↗imes I Am. I Am 'Øu↗ Øf ↗he ↙ØØp' As my grAnd↗rØ↙↙ wØu↙d sAy.
↗ØdAy, I fØund A ↗Øme Øf mine I ↗hØugh↗ ↙Øs↗. Pu↗↗ing i↗ bAcK in i↗s prØper p↙Ace brØugh↗ such jØy ↗Ø my pump biscui↗! ↗he she↙f did nØ↗ ↙ØØK qui↗e righ↗ wi↗hØu↗ i↗.
I hAve been in↗rØduced ↗Ø An Ødd 'videØ gAme'. I↗ is cubØid in nA↗ure And mØre peAcefu↙ ↗hAn I expec↗ed. I Am enjØying ↗he fArming qui↗e A bi↗!
I Am in need Øf A hAndy↗rØ↙↙ - i↗ seems I hAve gØuged Øne Øf my bØØKshe↙ves And need i↗ repAired.
c< i caN Help, wHat KiNda repairs dOes it Need? >c
A piece brØKe Øff As I wAs s↗Anding up. G↙ueing, pØssib↙y fi↙↙ing sØme AreAs As ↗he edges seem ↗Ø hAve sp↙in↗ered. My hAnds Are ge↗↗ing ↗ØØ ↙Arge fØr such de↙icA↗e wØrK And I wØu↙d hA↗e ↗Ø rep↙Ace ↗he she↙ving. Every↗hing mA↗ches.
c< OH, yeaH, i caN dO tHat, wHat KiNda Material is it? >c
An exØ↗ic wØØd gA↗hered As ↗rØphies frØm my previØus service. I Am unsure I cAn prØcur mØre bu↗ wi↙↙ ↗ry if i↗ is necessAry.
c< ....id recOMMeNd yOu try aNd get MOre, but, ill see if i caN fix it witHOut NeediNg aNy >c
Unders↗ØØd. I shA↙↙ nØ↗ify yØu when And/Ør if I Am Ab↙e ↗Ø hAve mØre de↙ivered.
c< if NOt, ill see wHat i caN dO, but.... NO prOMises >c
Any he↙p is greA↗↙y AppreciA↗ed regArd↙ess Øf whe↗her i↗ is A success Ør nØ↗.
c< eveN if yOu caNt acquire tHe wOOd, i caN alsO dO sOMe OtHer stuff, buildiNg ON2 it witH Metal reiN4ceMeNts N sucH sO it fits agaiN >c
HumAns Are in↗eres↗ing ↙ifefØrms! And qui↗e smA↙↙.
I need to either commission someone to draw this man as the proper dilf/gilf he is or attempt it myself )) hhhhhhhh, still dont have a consistent style OTL )) #nsfw #suggestive more than the other tag imo but meh, would rather cover my bases ))
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(( lmfao dilf gilf that man up. ))
....I↗ is ØfficiA↙. I Am ↗ØØ ↗A↙↙. I hAve ↗Ø ↙Ay Øn ↗he f↙ØØr ↗Ø reAch in↗Ø ↗he ↙Øwes↗ she↙f Øf by bØØKse↙ves. HØw unfØr↗unA↗e.
I mAy be An Øu↗↙ier. ↗rØ↙↙s dØ cØn↗inue grØwing wi↗h Age Af↗er A↙↙. And i↗ seems ↗he AverAge Age Øn ↗his si↗e is much ↗hAn I.
>> that'ડ fa¡r, ¡'m juડt,, ડurpr¡ડed 1ate1y. How ta11 are you?
↗en fee↗, fØur inches nØ↗ inc↙uding ↗he five inches frØm my hØrns grØwing pAs↗ ↗he ↗Øp Øf my heAd.
>> ooh my gog, you are ડo ta11. You're much the ડame he¡ght aડ a ડeadwe11er ¡ know on here, a1though ¡ have yet to actua11y meet ડuch a ta11 tro11 face -to-face. everyone ¡ડ ડo ta11, ડmh,,,
I Am nØ↗ surprised A seAdwe↙↙er is ↗A↙↙er ↗hAn myse↙f - ↗hey cer↗Ain↙y ↙ive much ↙Ønger. I Am unsure if cØndØ↙ences Are in Ørder. YØu seem sAd ↗Ø nØ↗ hAve me↗ A ↗A↙↙ ↗rØ↙↙ in persØn ye↗.
>> ¡'m,,, moડt1y ડurpr¡ડed at how ta11 everyone ¡ડ. Y'a11 are a1moડt 1¡tera11y tw¡ce the ડ¡ze of me. ¡t'ડ hard to wrap my head around.
I Am sure ↗here Are mAny ↗rØ↙↙s Øn ↗his si↗e whØ Are c↙Øser in heigh↗ ↗Ø yØurse↙f.
>> yeડ, there are ¡ndeed. moડt1y other 1owb1oodડ, ¡ be1¡eve. ¡ am ડt¡11 juડt ડhocked 1o1
My....I suppØse ↗he humAns wØu↙d cA↙↙ ↗hem my grAnchi↙d. Yes. My grAndchi↙d hAs men↗iØned ↗his si↗e And imp↙Øred me ↗Ø jØin. I Am unsure if ↗his is A wise chØice bu↗ nØne↗he↙ess, I Am here.
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