Man I really ain't that experienced in the pitch quadrant. She danced with me and stabbed me in the guts on our first... Date? Then she paid fer my hospital bill. This ain't just flirtin' right this is like the most ridiculous movie level pitch behavior? Fuck. So glad QL ain't on this site to laugh at me.
Excuse me??? I know I haven't been keeping up to date on the internet recently but you were STABBED??? Who were they so I can stab them back! And then some!
Ser! Hi. Don't worry about it okay? It's taken care of enough for now and I don't need you freakin out about lil old me. You've got enough on your plate.
It's! Really difficult not to worry! Just please come to me if you need anything or are going to do something reckless, okay?! I'd very prefer to be some kind of help in these situations if I can!
Maybe you could stop by my place later and help me with a couple chores? Hell I could pick you up again if you want.
Ha ha! Don't worry! We uhm. Cleaned the Mayoral Limo. (It's not actually a limo by the way why do we call it a limo.) So I can swing by myself! Just try to not think too hard about the fact that two people died in the car. Because I very much struggle with it and would hate for you to as well.
That said I'll be a little embarrassed if you have trouble parking the jitney since I'm in my space.
Ah! Huh. Good point. There's street parking near the place right? If nothing else I can always just park in a public lot and just run over. Though if I need to ferry you somewhere I guess that'd be a tad inconvenient but- Well, let's not sweat the small stuff! I just want to make sure you're okay first and foremost!
