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god i love beating someone till theyre bloody and exhausted and cant move and then making out with their barely conscious body!!!!! ^_^ <33333 consensually :)
They oughta make more flatterin' bulletproof vests! But if you're worried, you might just gotta settle on the bulky ones for now!
You’re listening to… We're so sorry for your loss. He will surely be missed :( …Midnight City Jazz!
You’re listening to… Good evening, everyone! We saw that things have been pretty busy all day today! We've also the sad news to announce that one of Midnight City's many beloved private eyes, Disheveled Questioner, was shot dead yesterday. He always had One More Thing to add, and we're sorry to hear that he's not got one more day now. So in honor of his life, and for his matesprit, we'll be playing one of their favorite songs. Here's John Coltrane with "Once In A While". Rest in Peace, DQ. …Midnight City Jazz!
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < sl33py as furck wish me sw33t dreams please
I am finally showing @handMaid 'I Saw the TV Glow' and frankly, I am excited.
That's what's most important. Keep going.
Eventually, I'll like enough posts that I will be less shocking to have around.
Yes, we all do. I am and I hope you are as well.
Courage doesn't mean you have no fear, it means you have fear but still did it. Even if you fail, at least you tried. Never be ashamed of failure.
okay
It's the things we don't say.
[Please Fuck With Me Tomorrow. Give Me One Good Reason.]
You ever miss cullihg someohe tnat's already dead by your nahd? Maybe tne ahger will live witn me forever, but wno gives a fuck atp. Rip ahd tear, mow ahd rehd. Leave hotnihg left.
sometimes being embarrassed can be kinda nice. dunno how else to put it. not every time i get blushy is a sign that someone has personally wronged me, i guess. maybe im just not using the right term.
We’ll teach you object permanence soon enough.
It's a fruit.
Anywayyy here’s another nifty pic of me! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/97536cb30c01.png
I don't think blood is supposed to be appealing, though I suppose there are exceptions. It's not as if cigarettes are the best flavor of all but they serve as a good palette cleanser.
'Least 'round where Ah'm at it's real nice. Apple pie moonshine and some fourwheelin's fuckin' awesome. But Ah understand. Ya take care alright?
City huh? Ah can't say that city folk can't tear it up. Cuz they damn sure can if they wanna. Redneck parties are fun too though, if ya ain't afraid of gettin' a lil dirty.
I feel like there's some implications that aren't great here, but this bit is funny so I'm not going to examine it.
Just saw a lotus flower turn back into a shouty gray text guy. The wonders never cease.
i dunno! some fella named dean came to my house and said he would figure it out. i think i forgot to ask what hospital shes in!
lmao rofl omg what if we combined em roflmao
lol yay thanks! lol means laugh out loud by the way!
yahello! hiii! is this working? how do i send the message?
I found a place where I'm not alone Tore down the gates, took all my pain and made a weapon You know I could take you somewhere, oh Stranger than Heaven~ #lyricposting
You’re listening to… With Midnight City having suffered such a tragic loss with the death of our Mayor, we must not despair. We must carry on his ideals, even in the darkest of nights. Midnight City can shine more beautifully than ever as long as we build off the foundations our Mayor raised. For the Light of Democracy can make our home a shining beacon for those who want to live a free and happy life. That's why Serenity is the best choice for Mayor in the upcoming Special Election. Who better to carry the Mayor's torch than our very own firefly? By reflecting on our past, it'll show us the path to a brighter future. Vote Serenity for Midnight City Mayor. Paid for and Approved by the Serenity for Mayor Coalition #SerenityForMayor …Midnight City Jazz!
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i love his teeth. i want to glide my thumb along those flat pearly whites. highly erotic to me ♥︎ #suggestive; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
harley quinn
Mmmmm.... Mmmmmmm!!! Thank you! Hearing you say that it! Well! You have no idea how happy it makes me!
Hoping to go out on a date soon! All work and no play can make Serenity a dull girl! Thanks to Miss Lalonde I've found something I think fits me. I'm not quite used to wearing dresses though. I don't know how much skin is too much. At what point is something #NSFW exactly? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3894f58f8f2.png
This is the image I intended to post. Please do not look at that other one and instead please say nice things about my new dress instead of that other thing I beg of you please.... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c827aca0e156.png
please give my dress more likes than the other image because if you dont ill cry i swear ill do it ill cry right now dont test me
a FEW FR1ENDS, yEAH,
You’re listening to… Hello, dear listeners, and I hope you're all doing well. It's a lovely late morning here in Midnight City as we slide on into the lunch hour. We've got a little Miles Davis here to help you through that mid-shift of the day and night. This is, "I Fall In Love Too Easily" from the album Seven Steps to Heaven. …Midnight City Jazz!
i may have g/)tten shanked like tw/) days ag/), but i still learned n/)thing and i will c/)ntinue t/) ragebait and gamble my heart /)ut #vi/)lence #gambling
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i aint even ever HEARD a midnight city sounds like gotham and i already get enough of gotham!
lady i dont even know you! the odds of us ever meetin face to face are nearly zilch if ya stay outta gotham!
Shot a bunch of dudes. That's really all there is to say on the matter.
i have a phd a lot of people forget that about me but its true
I would've likely won if I didn't have your little nicks and cuts on me hindering at all.
ohhhhh i see now!! sorry the username confused me!! :P
Ah! Huh. Good point. There's street parking near the place right? If nothing else I can always just park in a public lot and just run over. Though if I need to ferry you somewhere I guess that'd be a tad inconvenient but- Well, let's not sweat the small stuff! I just want to make sure you're okay first and foremost!
Ha ha! Don't worry! We uhm. Cleaned the Mayoral Limo. (It's not actually a limo by the way why do we call it a limo.) So I can swing by myself! Just try to not think too hard about the fact that two people died in the car. Because I very much struggle with it and would hate for you to as well.
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It's! Really difficult not to worry! Just please come to me if you need anything or are going to do something reckless, okay?! I'd very prefer to be some kind of help in these situations if I can!
I fØund ↗he g↙ue. ....↗he cAp is s↗ucK. Sigh. My cup wi↙↙ never be fixed A↗ ↗his rA↗e. I suppØse I've nØ Ø↗her Øp↗iØn ↗hAn ↗Ø cArefu↙↙y pry i↗ Øpen. #mycup
best of luck to you, paint!! i'm sure you'll find someone :D
whatever happened to taking a girl out to the movies? :P
🐾what’s big, gray aNd doesN’t matter? aN 'irrelePhaNt'! hehe,
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I already have my quads filled, surprisingly. Okay well the flushed is a debate! But- point is I'm fine for the season. #nsfw ]
Query 22: Anonymous Seeing as you are technically their god, why did you order those Beforeans to be silent? Is it a bit? Response: This was not by my design, actually. You will find my influence on any aspect of Beforus, in most iterations, to be very minimal. For now. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfdbJylzaSFixR8hq8zmXaKJ8-pDmKQ-WIwyCeD22AbAhPH3Q/viewform?usp=header
"I MISSED #GIRLSNIGHT." WORDS I WILL SOON HAVE NEVER SAID. RETROACTIVELY. BECAUSE I #NEVERMISS. #TIME ITSELF IS MY #BITCH. BRACE YOURSELF. RANDOM ALTERNIAN CHICKS. FOR THE EMISSARY OF CHAOS. TO DESCEND UPON YOUR PATHETIC SOCIAL EVENT. THAT ALREADY HAPPENED.
I am aware. I am also having fun. Haa Haa.
a man walks into a bar and says "ouch"
some of you lugs aint never seen the three stooges and it shows
Aw! I should have you come over with her sometime! Our fine ladies should could be friends, purrrhaps.
someone should start a confession page but not actually take any confessions or actually take some real confessions to make it more believable but the majority is things that the owner of the account just makes up to stir drama and quadsmearing something like a radio rebel situation but more evil would that be a good fic (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, anonymous confessions, confessions of a freak, working title, and the protagonist is very unlikable until the end, drawing board, archive rating: T)
᯽ this looks like it would be fun to do with someone! haha. https://c.tenor.com/jn7pcpsoflgaaaad/tenor.gif ᯽
MY OTHER RUNNIN PLAN IS JUST SAYIN THE MUNICIPALITY HATES LIZZIES IF I LOSE
rare baking moment but i've got brownies in the oven. it smells really nice.
IM GONNA KEEP HARASSIN THAT GUY TIL I GET BORED OF IT OR TIL I START TRYNA FLIRT WITH DAMES ON HERE AGAIN BUT THE LAST TIME I TRIED I GAVE MY DEVICE 10 VIRUSES AND HAD TO RESTART IT
who gave him the rite 2 look so cute? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9ea8a2c4464.jpg
I used to live for the feelin' now I feel like I'm just gettin' old. But hell, who am I kiddin'? I'd just be whining if I went back to loungin' 'round doin' nothing. I'll take on the whole world if I gotta. Half as long, twice as bright and all that.
One thing after after a fuckin' 'nother in this damn town.
Stop talking to her.
I wouldn't mind creating other circumstances, Dame.
Congrats to my friend @pulchritudePowerhouse on his new SAR reserve position. If you need help with those assignments ever, you know you can count on me, Phil.
In all fairness, that little Mayoral Assistant is probably innocent. It'd be a bit stupid to kill your boss on such an important night knowing everyone is going to turn blame unto you. Poor dear...
I have addressed this in an official press statement this noon at Midnight City, but for those of you who are not tuned into our local politics: The Mayor of Midnight City was found assassinated in his vehicle two days ago. The details we cannot get into at this time as initial investigations are still ongoing. Midnight City will be holding an emergency election in the coming months to determine a new mayor. Until then the municipality has elected me Interim Mayor for the time being, in order to carry on our leaders ideals of Democracy. I have accepted this position, but cannot comment on our plans going forward at this time. Thank you for time and all of your support these past couple of days.
It may be far past the time to retire for the evening seeing as the Sandman is now resorting to guerrilla tactics.
Currently snooping. Btw.
Diamonds Droog.
Ahahahah! I had fun too, Damey! I hope next time we can "Paint the Town Red" as they say!
The gala has winded down! Thank you all so much for coming! I'm so sorry The Mayor couldn't make it, but I'm sure he'll appreciate how much every single one of you contributed tonight! I personally hope I put together an event that was at least marginally entertaining for you all! It was a new and harrowing experience for me, but I hope it marks only the beginning of the new wonderful friendships I've made today! #midnightcitygala
I think I'm going to take a nap for the next year if that's okay.
I suppose I should give myself a proper introduction to pin already! I'm Serenity, assistant and outreach specialist to The Mayor of Midnight City! In our little slice of space we pride ourselves on diversity. You may notice I'm a living example of it, being cloned from both carapacian and human DNA! A fact that I pride myself on! Personally when I'm not helping bring the Light of Democracy to the reaches of space, I'm your average ordinary girl! I enjoy a good romance novel and engage in the sacred time tested cultural practice of watching anime! I also enjoy boxing and desert motocross as hobbies! I hope we all can get to know each other very well, chittr! (Views expressed by this account do not necessarily reflect that of the Municipality of Midnight City.) https://i.postimg.cc/FRrcNKvZ/Just-Lil-Ol-Me.png
Invites have been sent out to the following individuals! Accommodating staff, +1's and other VIPs, we're sorry that we could not accommodate the nearly 50 individuals who signed up! Next time we'll rent out a sports stadium, we promise! @resplendentCandour @bulgeCurator @vitalBrush @equiusZahhak @timaeusTestifeline @barackObama @broStrider @carcinoVantas @groovyKosmonaut @msPaint#9528 @crescenticLacus @ricochayedCattle @tipsyGalactica @maniadrivenSpectacle @megaloMemes @gullibleColumnist @decayableTheomachy @affableCantor @moxieCrystal @controversialMilk @abjectDetermination @singularityManifest @turntechGoghead @archangelsTerrarium @turingTranscendence @bummelBoogie @swiferEggmop @affluentArachnid @hystericalDame @carbolicGalvanologist
I would like to remind everyone that signed up that in observation of Cinco de Mayo that the Midnight City Charity Ball has been moved forward to May 4th! No we will not be moving the date again in accordance to the "Stars Wars" holiday, as I've checked and those are movies and an actual thing that happened! So don't try to pull the wool over my eyes, buster! As always you can RSVP here, but walk-ins are accepted as long as you make a small donation and wear appropriately formal attire! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdBbHheiQ3VBjFO9qEEkgK9CQdN6aQf2rqqC0yPVBUDPaTzIA/viewform?usp=dialog
We pride ourselves on diversity, so we encourage our citizens to get involved with our community outreach programs and welcome any visitors in preparation for the upcoming gala! As for our friends across Paradox Space, we hope to see you soon and that you can find Midnight City as a home away from home! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5720d319e7c2.jpg
part of me is annoyed cause all of you should post the damn things yourselves and not pussy out instead of going anonymous. but also i do like the gossip.
Gettin' real sick of ironing my shirts do you think it'd be hard-boiled of me to just walk around shirtless? Like would people hire a shirtless sleuth? Or will do I look too much like some sorta goon with these scars? #nsfw in a vague sense i guess also #scars if aint obvious https://i.postimg.cc/MTQ4TLv2/Badge-Of-Honor.png
Yeah well even if he's in a league above Slick and Kingpin, I'm too stubborn to let sleeping dogs lie. The last time I fought the tide I got folks like you, Dick, and PI outta it. I'm sure there's others that got bones to pick just like we did back then. And if nothing else, can at least have fun making a ruckus at The Felt's expense.
im in heaven rn #Kittys #KittiesOnMe #KittyPile #Yusssssss
meow meow meow meow meow meow meowr meow meow meow?? meow meow...... meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowmeow meow meow meow meow
u hate wimen just bcos dey have names u dont like? wow. u r a misoginist sleutyh. i did not take u 4 dat kind of gy -from the office of ace dick detective agency
It would seem my friend and fellow detective, Ace Dick, has been..."going through it". Please don't let this reflect poorly on him or the rest of us at Team Sleuth. We all have those days...or weeks...or lives.
fuck mobstah kingping #vagueposting -from the office of ace dick detective agency
@hystericalDame wats up sweetheaht what brings a dame like you to a seedy place like dis -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Since there's a few other Sleuth's evidently runnin' around, figured I should make it known I'm one of those true blue humans. Changed my picture to accommodate. But don't you worry. Ol' Sleuth loves the dames no matter what planet they called home.
> Hops ontop of your head and just sits there.
Cool Seer Trick: Imagine a window. Pretty cool, huh.
I left some food and milk out for the cat. It seems friendly enough. But I can't take on the responsibility of a feline at this exact moment.
Ha, you know I will! Pretty sure the fella that helped with this outfit would materialize beside me and throw me out the window if I spilled any on it. I think I'll invest in straws.
New suit, new me! I feel like a million boondollars! Here's some photographic evidence. [The lanky and tall carapacian holds up his phone in front of his face in a mirror. He is in a cream colored suit with dark brown pinstripes, the cut of which is something like out of a Leyendecker catalogue, tapering in slightly at the waist with the help of a high peak waistcoat. A watch chain can be seen hanging from the pocket of said waistcoat, and a slate blue tie with thick horizontal striping tied in a Pratt knot tucks neatly down behind the front. The knot of his tie is immaculate. The second photo shows his loafers: brown with toe-caps that match the cream coloring of his suit.]
Well, my head is aching and it's my own fault. But to quote a Tom Waits song I'm listening to this late morning: Come on off the cross, We could use the wood After all, this world is not my own, I'm just a-passing through... It's a new day. Let's treat it that way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFrqclcm8pU
I just woke up. i was makin fun of him :)
little wife secured you fuckin wish you were me bueños noches cunts
I’ll take that under advisement. Thank you, Dame.
I am sorry, Dame. Please let me make it up to you.
@turncoatGoathead and @hystericalDame Have provided very convincing arguments, and I'm now on my way to become the proud papa of Miss Frieda the Calico. Maybe a bit of an on-the-nose reference but I think it suits her.
holy shit its a little calico cat named frieda what are we even doing here questioning it humming and hawing like its not a fucking given shes gonna get plucked by some lesbian couple if you dont act fast
Ha! Yes the adoption center says she's gentle around other cats, has a very temperate personality. I suppose I've been convinced now!
Oh...I really shouldn't adopt. I just don't have the space. But she seems so sweet... https://consumer-cms.petfinder.com/sites/default/files/images/content/Calico%20Cat%202.jpg
Today's opinion is that nothing any dog will ever be will be enough to be better than the worst cat you can find.
Everytime Bella gets in on her "I WILL RUIN AND BURN EVERYTHING TO ASH" moods, I just pick her up and go like "puppy..." then she gets all hissy and forgets about it This kid can't escape it
Went to Whore Island, the whores all said they didn't know you.
Consider: you could alter one to have a knife.
little hairy guy
hhnnmn, prlcy dolls... :(( corporatw stufflws
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. #substance
It is!
It's complicated. As a verb, it means the above. As a noun, it still means a sort of brutish henchperson. However, people with juvenile sense of humor often struggle to make a distinction. Sort of like using the word "balls" in any context at all.
It is but oh no Dame it means something so much worse now!
Oh my goodness gracious!! Why would it mean that?!
Gooner? Never heard it called that!
Alright I figure someone here will be honest and forthwith about it. Is there something about calling someone a “goon” suddenly? I suppose it is a funny sounding word but I can’t imagine what’s so funny about calling someone it.
I will I promise! Apparently we're close to "the spot".
They just made a mistake, I was too nervous to correct them!
Funniest thing, I swear I saw him there! I was already on my way out of there, but I swear I saw him sitting there eating a bowl of soup? That man's mind is an enigma.
Heck of a payroll! I guess crime does pay :(
Dame!! Yes I just made one of these doohickeys! It's a real gas so far. Shocked that there's so many criminals on here
Saw that Dame was on here, and thought it might be good to try and socialize more. Hello everyone.
That Spades Slick is sure an ornery fellow!
if we are good and nice enough do you think something wonderful will happen
(( Take my reference/explanation images while i figure out how to pin chitts to a profile. I would like to have these sorts of things slapped up top so others can know. If the toyhouse links don't work I'll figure it out. )) https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/105083196_wUWpiRD3HZKt1w2.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117516972_8gnmMeDrg9PsjTJ.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/39290382_ogO89LK4uy1C5gE.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/38465052_E3acY82ItFuumrH.png
:33< there are manya benifits to petting a cat :33< 1. they love it :33< so what are mew waiting fur! :33< pet meow er a cat TODAY!
Fear not those with missing ice cream, Team Sleuth has a hunch as to where it's been taken.
You think you're special but you're so not.
Ah, Midnight City. Only place a fella or a lady can pick up the bacon and untraceable hand guns in the same store.
THE EDITOR • IS IN • LET’S SEE THE HOT GOSS
Hoo hoo.
NIGHTLY LAST CALL • EDITOR SIGNING OFF • SEE YOU SOON
YOU TOO??? I ever tell you how much I love ya, doll?
Crime scene cat that moved to the park is now sitting on my lap but I'm now trapped
Fella doesn't got a collar. Think I'd get in trouble with the missus if I brought him home? https://files.catbox.moe/syvca5.png
Good to put one's self out there, I'm told. If you're needing a pickle inspected--I'm your man!
((new pfp from disetealart's homestuck style picrew :P)) https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/538442/
Oh what a sweet looking thing! It looks like she has little socks...
CHITTR SHADY FACT #31 • “ i have it on good authority that itchy of the felt can only be reined in by corporal punishment, particularly in front of other members of the gang.” #nsfw #sortof
ngl if someone hugged me rn id probably cry
Crime scene cat has been located at the park. Updates to follow.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://files.catbox.moe/voef4c.png 'nother drawin. ]
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An Invitation It has come to my attention that a number of you have taken a rather keen interest in my presence here. Your attention has been… consistent. Admirable, even. As such, I find it only appropriate to extend a courtesy. You are hereby invited to a small gathering at Felt Manor. Nothing so vulgar as a spectacle, I assure you. Merely an afternoon engagement. Tea will be served. Conversation, should you prove capable of it, will be accommodated. Attendance is, of course, optional. Though I find that those who decline often arrive regardless. --- **Directions** You will not find Felt Manor by searching for it. Instead, you will proceed as follows: At a moment of your choosing, close your current application. Do not rush this step. Timing, as ever, is important. When next you find yourself alone, locate the nearest reflective surface. A screen will suffice. So will a window, provided the lighting is adequate. Observe your own reflection. Remain there longer than is comfortable. At some point—precisely when you begin to suspect nothing will happen—you will notice that something already has. A door will be present behind you. You may turn around if you wish. It will not affect the outcome. Enter. --- I would advise punctuality. The tea will not grow cold, but your opportunity to attend is… less accommodating. I look forward to your arrival. After all, You have already decided to come. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eecee7108e42.jpg
there's a fucking boathouse rapidly approaching my location.
// i want everyone to know the rio de janeiro football theme from the ball control meme is stuck in my head so as i trawl this website all i can hear is "povooo que eu chegueiiiiii Mais outra vez apresentar meu baianaaaa"
// this cracked me the fuckup i cant stop laughing
Is it a dick move to chase down someone running away and slam them into the concrete? Maybe, but I'm alive and they're dead so who cares.
Why follow the crowd, Diamonds? Start your own trend, be your own man.
i want to make my first formal apology ever to the moderators of this site for starting the #piss fanaticism. it will probably happen again with a different topic. i apologise in advance.
// part of me feels bad for starting #piss but the other half of me is pissing himself over the whole thing im ctfu
t this is the saturniidae t they are actually r real on e earth h humans are s so lucky https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5e/79/ab/5e79abb4728d40711bf6d12f09ae8702.jpg
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 This is true ♫ I 𝅗𝅥𝅝 that!𝆒 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
he's constantly doing this
CHITTR SHADY FACT #22 • “crocker corporation has the best motherfucking cake and i ain’t talking about the bakeries. that jane can get it any day of the week.”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #25 • “eridan has mildew pass it on.”
hello chittr! 0v0 did anyone have any dreams they would like to tell rankmaid-sensei about perhaps involving someone else maybe ( tags: dreaming of you, moist dreams, #nsfw, archive rating: M )
starting to think this guy pisses on his hands then has to spend 4 and a half minutes washing them off so no one knows
KUDOS! ❤︎
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Got a dobby deal on some cancers from a bugatty veck. Normally don’t like makin’ deals with the boorjoyce but I haven’t had high quality smokes in a long time. ]
Yes m'lady, I'll be round these partsf a little while longerf, you hafve a pleasentf night now *Holstfers my weapon from a prevfiousf postf*
My dogsf do sure bark ffrom time to time make sure to drink lots of water, it helpsf circulation and musfclef stiffnessff *Tipsf a howdy and get well sfoon*
this just in breakking news cute dorky boys w glasses can fuckin get it #nsfw
i think the problem is that people should be kinder instead of dumping baby animals like their garbage
(( clover (me) is currently in the chamber (irl stuff) wont be active much but ill try for my baby girls.
good morning everyone lets pretend its not 1 pm together!!
CHITTR SHADY FACT #17 • “is anyone mad at me”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #18 • “i eat bugs”
@hystericalDame Darlin can I borrow your paint stripper?
If I got a paint gun I could decorate the office so efficiently I bet
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ These are reposts, but I wasn't gonna bother goin' back to pin a chit. I chit too much ... https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/discodearie.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/darlindearie.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/hornsverrsion.png ]
ah... i know my fictions are what i mainly post but would there be any interest in my cosplays? 0v0"
DEAR FRIENDS • I AM PACKING UP FOR THE DAY • FEEL FREE TO CONTINUE SENDING YOUR CONFESSIONS • AND WHEN I NEXT AWAKE • I WILL PUBLISH THEM POSTHASTE
GOOD EVENING • OR ‘GOOD MORNING’ • THE EDITOR IS IN • I WILL ATTEND TO YOUR MESSAGES NOW
I know that's right!
link to my critch is in my bio little miss! ;)
Just when one is to 8elieve the Orphaner is at the 8ottom of the 8arrel, he is smitten with the magical leprechauns.
AHEM • DEAR FELLOW TEA DRINKERS • IF YOU HAVE SENT A FACT AND BELIEVE • IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN POSTED BY NOW • PLEASE FEEL FREE TO REACH OUT • THE INFLUX OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL MESSAGES HAVE BEGUN TO MAKE • MY DMS GLITCH!!! • EVERY CONFESSION WILL RECEIVE A MESSAGE CONFIRMATION • IF YOU HAVEN'T RECEIVED ONE THEN I HAVE NOT SEEN YOUR CONFESSION
CHITTR SHADY FACT #11 • "i think the onceler is not sexy and i don't understand the hype for him whatsoever. he's just a slim white dude in a tux and top hat."
CHITTR SHADY FACT #10 • "oughh unghjj im soooooo hungry"
GUYS THIS ONE ISNT REALLY A SHADY FACT TEA OR A CONFESSION
Oh boy, a surprise from Diamonds Droog. I'm at the edge of my goddamn seat.
There are better ways to appeal to the ladies.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #9 • "ult. dirk is the worst of the striders by far. he's creepy and weird and he practically groomed a grown woman into being his peon."
CHITTR SHADY FACT #8 • "bro strider needs to get a real job!"
CHITTR SHADY FACT #7 • "among my circles, spades slick is marginally favored by the ladies over diamonds droog. i can't say i agree, having seen the way he comports himself in private, but apparently many find the way he tickles the ivories downright enchanting."
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CHITTR SHADY FACT #5 • "quarters has a second, smaller bed for his favorite gun."
CHITTR SHADY FACT #1 • "does anyone know where my timmy is"
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Ain't no used car salesman, not trying to sell you a darn thing, Dame! But if you need yourself a burly, hardboiled-type gent to keep ya safe on these shady streets, you know this fella's happy to be your man.
Preaching to the ivory shelled choir! Midnight City's been awful calm all things considered, if you ignore the DUI street races and supposed Crew divorce and I think I saw some double of mine traipsing around? and a whole bunch of the Felt and multiples of the Crew and I haven't found Ace or Bawd yet or
not now chilfreb gamgam is crushing.at the pokies
Dame! Ain't you a sight for sore eyes! You, my dear, are on some sorta timeline hoppin letter-writin sort of device! Ain't that neat?
Gods what's it take for a guy to just get some privacy in this house? Coulda sworn that the garage was mostly off limits unless we're going out. Whatever, I'll be under the cab for now, gotta do an oil change today. @misterSeven