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Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. #substance
HEY THERE PRETTY THINGS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0EF8F8C9AFER9FER.WEBP OK_SQUASH_7FER10'S ART! CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG!
It's complicated. As a verb, it means the above. As a noun, it still means a sort of brutish henchperson. However, people with juvenile sense of humor often struggle to make a distinction. Sort of like using the word "balls" in any context at all.
It is but oh no Dame it means something so much worse now!
Oh my goodness gracious!! Why would it mean that?!
Alright I figure someone here will be honest and forthwith about it. Is there something about calling someone a “goon” suddenly? I suppose it is a funny sounding word but I can’t imagine what’s so funny about calling someone it.
I will I promise! Apparently we're close to "the spot".
They just made a mistake, I was too nervous to correct them!
Funniest thing, I swear I saw him there! I was already on my way out of there, but I swear I saw him sitting there eating a bowl of soup? That man's mind is an enigma.
Heck of a payroll! I guess crime does pay :(
Dame!! Yes I just made one of these doohickeys! It's a real gas so far. Shocked that there's so many criminals on here
Saw that Dame was on here, and thought it might be good to try and socialize more. Hello everyone.
That Spades Slick is sure an ornery fellow!
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if we are good and nice enough do you think something wonderful will happen
(( Take my reference/explanation images while i figure out how to pin chitts to a profile. I would like to have these sorts of things slapped up top so others can know. If the toyhouse links don't work I'll figure it out. )) https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/105083196_wUWpiRD3HZKt1w2.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117516972_8gnmMeDrg9PsjTJ.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/39290382_ogO89LK4uy1C5gE.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/38465052_E3acY82ItFuumrH.png
:33< there are manya benifits to petting a cat :33< 1. they love it :33< so what are mew waiting fur! :33< pet meow er a cat TODAY!
Fear not those with missing ice cream, Team Sleuth has a hunch as to where it's been taken.
You think you're special but you're so not.
SURPRISED IT AIN'T US. UNLESS IT IS. I DON'T KNOW.
Ah, Midnight City. Only place a fella or a lady can pick up the bacon and untraceable hand guns in the same store.
THE EDITOR • IS IN • LET’S SEE THE HOT GOSS
HAVING TO TAKE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION PASSES ME OFF. WHADOYA MEAN I PAY TAXES AND A FARE FER THIS FUCKIN BUS?!
Hoo hoo.
NIGHTLY LAST CALL • EDITOR SIGNING OFF • SEE YOU SOON
AS YOU COMMAND SWEETIE. CALL ME IF YA NEED SOME PLATONIC COMPANY TOO.
YOU TOO??? I ever tell you how much I love ya, doll?
Crime scene cat that moved to the park is now sitting on my lap but I'm now trapped
Fella doesn't got a collar. Think I'd get in trouble with the missus if I brought him home? https://files.catbox.moe/syvca5.png
Good to put one's self out there, I'm told. If you're needing a pickle inspected--I'm your man!
((new pfp from disetealart's homestuck style picrew :P)) https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/538442/
Oh what a sweet looking thing! It looks like she has little socks...
I AM A MAN THAT KNOWS HOW TO EAT. GET IN MY DMS. #NSFW
CHITTR SHADY FACT #31 • “ i have it on good authority that itchy of the felt can only be reined in by corporal punishment, particularly in front of other members of the gang.” #nsfw #sortof
ngl if someone hugged me rn id probably cry
Crime scene cat has been located at the park. Updates to follow.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://files.catbox.moe/voef4c.png 'nother drawin. ]
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An Invitation It has come to my attention that a number of you have taken a rather keen interest in my presence here. Your attention has been… consistent. Admirable, even. As such, I find it only appropriate to extend a courtesy. You are hereby invited to a small gathering at Felt Manor. Nothing so vulgar as a spectacle, I assure you. Merely an afternoon engagement. Tea will be served. Conversation, should you prove capable of it, will be accommodated. Attendance is, of course, optional. Though I find that those who decline often arrive regardless. --- **Directions** You will not find Felt Manor by searching for it. Instead, you will proceed as follows: At a moment of your choosing, close your current application. Do not rush this step. Timing, as ever, is important. When next you find yourself alone, locate the nearest reflective surface. A screen will suffice. So will a window, provided the lighting is adequate. Observe your own reflection. Remain there longer than is comfortable. At some point—precisely when you begin to suspect nothing will happen—you will notice that something already has. A door will be present behind you. You may turn around if you wish. It will not affect the outcome. Enter. --- I would advise punctuality. The tea will not grow cold, but your opportunity to attend is… less accommodating. I look forward to your arrival. After all, You have already decided to come. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eecee7108e42.jpg
there's a fucking boathouse rapidly approaching my location.
// i want everyone to know the rio de janeiro football theme from the ball control meme is stuck in my head so as i trawl this website all i can hear is "povooo que eu chegueiiiiii Mais outra vez apresentar meu baianaaaa"
// this cracked me the fuckup i cant stop laughing
Is it a dick move to chase down someone running away and slam them into the concrete? Maybe, but I'm alive and they're dead so who cares.
Why follow the crowd, Diamonds? Start your own trend, be your own man.
i want to make my first formal apology ever to the moderators of this site for starting the #piss fanaticism. it will probably happen again with a different topic. i apologise in advance.
// part of me feels bad for starting #piss but the other half of me is pissing himself over the whole thing im ctfu
t this is the saturniidae t they are actually r real on e earth h humans are s so lucky https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5e/79/ab/5e79abb4728d40711bf6d12f09ae8702.jpg
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 This is true ♫ I 𝅗𝅥𝅝 that!𝆒 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
CHITTR SHADY FACT #22 • “crocker corporation has the best motherfucking cake and i ain’t talking about the bakeries. that jane can get it any day of the week.”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #25 • “eridan has mildew pass it on.”
hello chittr! 0v0 did anyone have any dreams they would like to tell rankmaid-sensei about perhaps involving someone else maybe ( tags: dreaming of you, moist dreams, #nsfw, archive rating: M )
starting to think this guy pisses on his hands then has to spend 4 and a half minutes washing them off so no one knows
KUDOS! ❤︎
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Got a dobby deal on some cancers from a bugatty veck. Normally don’t like makin’ deals with the boorjoyce but I haven’t had high quality smokes in a long time. ]
Yes m'lady, I'll be round these partsf a little while longerf, you hafve a pleasentf night now *Holstfers my weapon from a prevfiousf postf*
My dogsf do sure bark ffrom time to time make sure to drink lots of water, it helpsf circulation and musfclef stiffnessff *Tipsf a howdy and get well sfoon*
this just in breakking news cute dorky boys w glasses can fuckin get it #nsfw
i think the problem is that people should be kinder instead of dumping baby animals like their garbage
(( clover (me) is currently in the chamber (irl stuff) wont be active much but ill try for my baby girls.
good morning everyone lets pretend its not 1 pm together!!
CHITTR SHADY FACT #17 • “is anyone mad at me”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #18 • “i eat bugs”
@hystericalDame Darlin can I borrow your paint stripper?
If I got a paint gun I could decorate the office so efficiently I bet
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ These are reposts, but I wasn't gonna bother goin' back to pin a chit. I chit too much ... https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/discodearie.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/darlindearie.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/hornsverrsion.png ]
ah... i know my fictions are what i mainly post but would there be any interest in my cosplays? 0v0"
DEAR FRIENDS • I AM PACKING UP FOR THE DAY • FEEL FREE TO CONTINUE SENDING YOUR CONFESSIONS • AND WHEN I NEXT AWAKE • I WILL PUBLISH THEM POSTHASTE
GOOD EVENING • OR ‘GOOD MORNING’ • THE EDITOR IS IN • I WILL ATTEND TO YOUR MESSAGES NOW
I know that's right!
link to my critch is in my bio little miss! ;)
could a woodchuck chuck wood to begin with? #realquestions
Just when one is to 8elieve the Orphaner is at the 8ottom of the 8arrel, he is smitten with the magical leprechauns.
AHEM • DEAR FELLOW TEA DRINKERS • IF YOU HAVE SENT A FACT AND BELIEVE • IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN POSTED BY NOW • PLEASE FEEL FREE TO REACH OUT • THE INFLUX OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL MESSAGES HAVE BEGUN TO MAKE • MY DMS GLITCH!!! • EVERY CONFESSION WILL RECEIVE A MESSAGE CONFIRMATION • IF YOU HAVEN'T RECEIVED ONE THEN I HAVE NOT SEEN YOUR CONFESSION
CHITTR SHADY FACT #11 • "i think the onceler is not sexy and i don't understand the hype for him whatsoever. he's just a slim white dude in a tux and top hat."
CHITTR SHADY FACT #10 • "oughh unghjj im soooooo hungry"
GUYS THIS ONE ISNT REALLY A SHADY FACT TEA OR A CONFESSION
Oh boy, a surprise from Diamonds Droog. I'm at the edge of my goddamn seat.
There are better ways to appeal to the ladies.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #9 • "ult. dirk is the worst of the striders by far. he's creepy and weird and he practically groomed a grown woman into being his peon."
CHITTR SHADY FACT #8 • "bro strider needs to get a real job!"
CHITTR SHADY FACT #7 • "among my circles, spades slick is marginally favored by the ladies over diamonds droog. i can't say i agree, having seen the way he comports himself in private, but apparently many find the way he tickles the ivories downright enchanting."
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CHITTR SHADY FACT #5 • "quarters has a second, smaller bed for his favorite gun."
CHITTR SHADY FACT #1 • "does anyone know where my timmy is"
IS THERE THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE ON CHITTR YOU LOVE • HATE • A RUMOR TO SPREAD • A BURNING QUESTION TO ASK • OR JUST SOMETHING YOU'VE BEEN DYING TO GET OFF YOUR CHEST • BUT YOU'RE TOO SHY TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT • THEN MESSAGE ME • YOUR SHADY FACTS, TEA, CONFESSIONS, AND MORE • ALL ANONYMOUSLY POSTED • THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE
Ain't no used car salesman, not trying to sell you a darn thing, Dame! But if you need yourself a burly, hardboiled-type gent to keep ya safe on these shady streets, you know this fella's happy to be your man.
Preaching to the ivory shelled choir! Midnight City's been awful calm all things considered, if you ignore the DUI street races and supposed Crew divorce and I think I saw some double of mine traipsing around? and a whole bunch of the Felt and multiples of the Crew and I haven't found Ace or Bawd yet or
not now chilfreb gamgam is crushing.at the pokies
Dame! Ain't you a sight for sore eyes! You, my dear, are on some sorta timeline hoppin letter-writin sort of device! Ain't that neat?
Gods what's it take for a guy to just get some privacy in this house? Coulda sworn that the garage was mostly off limits unless we're going out. Whatever, I'll be under the cab for now, gotta do an oil change today. @misterSeven