Paint Strippin' Rug Cuttin' Ragtime Gal
@hystericalDame
(Profile pic by trail-to-the-artpocalypse on tumblr) Just call me HD for short. Let's paint the town red, hey?
I am completely calm thank you my teddy bear WHAT DO YOU MEAN
...What should I call this poor thing. https://i.postimg.cc/155sB5Pb/image.png
Oh what a sweet looking thing! It looks like she has little socks...
Oh I'm just itching to do somethin'. It's Saturday for chrissake I can't just while away the hours readin'!
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you need something to do you could always pursue legal action against someone who has wronged you in which case i know a guy who can make it happen
Also not my n style ... None a yous know how to have fun on a Saturday night??
POINT OF ORDER! i am having fun. also you should consider troll magic: the gathering #tmtg
WHAT. Going to bed. Fuck I'm tired.
I just need to redo my makeup repack my inventory top off the fuel in my lipstick brush my hair drink WATRE and ill be fine and dandy.
Sheesh my feet hurt. Been on the go all morning as a go-fer for MM. Sure could use a drink right now... #substance
My dogsf do sure bark ffrom time to time make sure to drink lots of water, it helpsf circulation and musfclef stiffnessff *Tipsf a howdy and get well sfoon*
Thank ya kindly, GG. I'll knock back something cold before I hit the sack for sure. Don't be a stranger now!
Yes m'lady, I'll be round these partsf a little while longerf, you hafve a pleasentf night now *Holstfers my weapon from a prevfiousf postf*
Aw such a shame, don't people know anythin about advances in veterinary medicine? Get your cat fixed and stop leaving boxes a kittens on the side a the road. It's breakin my poor heart over here...
They should be able to sleep around without worryin' about having to feed another dozen before long!
i think the problem is that people should be kinder instead of dumping baby animals like their garbage
I need more girls to gossip with on this doohickey. DM's are ALWAYS open if ya wanna talk shop.
Ugh. #hungover
...It might be early but I'm not enough of a dope to give out my man's name to the mob, greenie.
Heh heh. Yeah. That's right. Keep it to yourself, baby. I like playing hard to get, too.
Figures there's ANOTHER jam at the Jack Squat underpass. Just go around morons! Stop honking your stinkin' horns!
So I'm steppin out of the flyver and some fall guy bobbles this newfangled thing into my hands. Naturally I knew how to use it immediately and decided the crime scene probably didnt need this anyway. So. Here I am typing on a box wondering what a troll is. Or what a chittr is for that matter! Could anyone help a dame out?
Dame! Ain't you a sight for sore eyes! You, my dear, are on some sorta timeline hoppin letter-writin sort of device! Ain't that neat?
Awww well if it isn't the man himself! How've the mean streets been treating you today? I really ought to swing by the office again but you know how those consarned gates get...
Preaching to the ivory shelled choir! Midnight City's been awful calm all things considered, if you ignore the DUI street races and supposed Crew divorce and I think I saw some double of mine traipsing around? and a whole bunch of the Felt and multiples of the Crew and I haven't found Ace or Bawd yet or
Y'know, Einstein, I gotta say it ain't soundin' all that quiet! Especially since I had to fight off a coupla mugs myself just now. Wait. You've got a double? News to me for sure. The crew divorce is all over the tabloids though. It's messy, I've seen at least a couple gals come to blows over it already and they dont even know the guys directly! I guess what you're tryin'a sell me is we oughtta stick together, huh?
Ain't no used car salesman, not trying to sell you a darn thing, Dame! But if you need yourself a burly, hardboiled-type gent to keep ya safe on these shady streets, you know this fella's happy to be your man.
Any day of the week, Sleuth, that sounds fine 'n' dandy. Meet me over by Eclaire's?