Paint Strippin' Rug Cuttin' Ragtime Gal
@hystericalDame
(Profile pic by trail-to-the-artpocalypse on tumblr) Just call me HD for short. Let's paint the town red, hey?
Drivin' over a crate of roses for QF since she's babysittin' today and can't make the funeral. If you want to leave a flower for poor old DQ just ask me.
I gotta work on ways to survive bein' shot. Not 'cuz I've been shot recently but it just became a whole lot more likely.
Gettin' good ain't saved me from bein' shived by miss universe but I'll stay in practice.
They oughta make more flatterin' bulletproof vests! But if you're worried, you might just gotta settle on the bulky ones for now!
...Man sometimes folks you thought were a constant just slip out the back door when you ain't lookin'. And then you gotta just move on with your day. Wish 'em well wherever they're off to next. I ain't never been great with grief even if it ain't someone I knew well.
I really oughta prune my rolodex it's startin' to look like a rotisserie hedgehog.
If the next post from this account is about my wake or somethin' don't bad mouth me postmortem. I ain't close with death but I could probably talk him into givin' me 20 minutes to settle up a grudge.
<> with biscuits... Hell nah what the fuck?
An evil HD... I guess it's not impossible to imagine. She'd probably be some kinda gangster.
Goin' for a walk.
...Guess it really is about time I look into pickin' up a nastier firearm than my pea shooter. Ain't ladylike but times bein' what they are.
@tenebrousGuardian I dunno how you'd be gettin' to Midnight City but if you need a lift anywhere my jitney's all yours.
i get to and from just fine. i just need to know where im getting in particular.
I'd guess Midnight City Second Founder's Hospital. They work quick and especially do some solid triage. A bit overzealous with the pain meds but you'll never catch a dick complainin' after getting filled with daylight.
ah. peter got back to me to confirm its midnight city general hospital actually. about how far is that from phils office?
Uhhh assumin' I'm thinkin' of the same office block, you're gonna wanna head about 3 blocks north until you hit the square, then make a right and head east until you see it. If you pass the Tailor's (the bar not the shop with the suits in the window) you've gone too far.
Me and my big mouth.
I'd say I'm a pretty unique flavor of freak but apparently I still ain't crazy enough fer some people's style.
In other news I gotta replace some of the teeth on my chainsaw.
Need any spare bits? I've got a couple if you're lacking any.
Goddamn~ BAD CARAPACIAN BITCHES don't fuck around~ Maybe I gotta pay that MIDNIGHT CITY a visit sometime if they're willing to TAKE A CHAINSAW to you on the first date~
Nah I keep a spare chain around it'll be a nice way to cool off and kill time. Thanks though! You seem like a stand up fella.
Man I really ain't that experienced in the pitch quadrant. She danced with me and stabbed me in the guts on our first... Date? Then she paid fer my hospital bill. This ain't just flirtin' right this is like the most ridiculous movie level pitch behavior? Fuck. So glad QL ain't on this site to laugh at me.
Excuse me??? I know I haven't been keeping up to date on the internet recently but you were STABBED??? Who were they so I can stab them back! And then some!
Ser! Hi. Don't worry about it okay? It's taken care of enough for now and I don't need you freakin out about lil old me. You've got enough on your plate.
It's! Really difficult not to worry! Just please come to me if you need anything or are going to do something reckless, okay?! I'd very prefer to be some kind of help in these situations if I can!
Maybe you could stop by my place later and help me with a couple chores? Hell I could pick you up again if you want.
Ha ha! Don't worry! We uhm. Cleaned the Mayoral Limo. (It's not actually a limo by the way why do we call it a limo.) So I can swing by myself! Just try to not think too hard about the fact that two people died in the car. Because I very much struggle with it and would hate for you to as well.
That said I'll be a little embarrassed if you have trouble parking the jitney since I'm in my space.
Ah! Huh. Good point. There's street parking near the place right? If nothing else I can always just park in a public lot and just run over. Though if I need to ferry you somewhere I guess that'd be a tad inconvenient but- Well, let's not sweat the small stuff! I just want to make sure you're okay first and foremost!
No way she actually paid my damn hospital bill I ain't even seen the charges yet.
@exiledUniverse We should dance again sometime!
Hell of a night. :D
Unrelated to the masquerade some of ya are chittin' about.
Ugh, of course that bitch is trying to step in. Any chance to seize at power, huh?
Use the power of Yunyun's love to overcome any hardship. Yunyun's love is stronger than all.
Keep your hat on, Dame. Let the people decide.
...Man I dunno if I wanna click that. Feels weird considerin'.
Please don't. It would be weird, considerin'.
Regrettin' my abbreviation all of the sudden.
YOU HAD NO TROUBLE POSTIN YOUR OTHER PP
Oh suddenly doesn't feel like a good bit anymore, huh? Haha. :P