♠ hated by @hystericalDame
You’re listening to… Good evening, everyone! We saw that things have been pretty busy all day today! We've also the sad news to announce that one of Midnight City's many beloved private eyes, Disheveled Questioner, was shot dead yesterday. He always had One More Thing to add, and we're sorry to hear that he's not got one more day now. So in honor of his life, and for his matesprit, we'll be playing one of their favorite songs. Here's John Coltrane with "Once In A While". Rest in Peace, DQ. …Midnight City Jazz!
@hystericalDame Looking forward to our date, dear.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@pulchritudePowerhouse The red mark on your face still burns as you lean back on the desk. Something's wrong. This wasn't your usual tizzy. Your usual banter. It made your feet give out from under you. It really sets in that she's leaving for good. It wasn't supposed to be like this. You had a good thing going. What changed? Fun times, fast cars, shootouts and heroic rescues. It felt like you were perfect for each other. So what happened? Why's she acting like such a nutcase? And not even the fun kind? Settle down? Pull back? Focus on each other? What the hell was she even going on about? You wanted to burn bright together, not just get slowly snuffed out. Women. Always say they want one thing, but they really want another. No good stinkin' dames, the lot of them. Dumb broad. Stupid bird. You don't need them. Hell you don't need any of this. Reality isn't all it's cracked up to be. You'll just have to find a way back. Really, it should have been obvious. You were so dressed up trying to take down that mobster down a peg, you should have realized he didn't have everything all wrong. Shouldn't be too hard to find a way back. Then you'll be living the high life. Whores, actions, heroics, the whole nine yards. You ain't gonna go quietly into that night. You're a goddamn hero. And you're going to live like one. Go out like one. Be remembered like one. But you will never reminisce on the ending. Only hope to be remembered. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
hey thats a classic damsel in distress role! we villains need those to motivate the heroes!
I would've likely won if I didn't have your little nicks and cuts on me hindering at all.
And yet here you are posting about it. I need to go out and hurt someone properly now.
Already paid it.
Query 22: Anonymous Seeing as you are technically their god, why did you order those Beforeans to be silent? Is it a bit? Response: This was not by my design, actually. You will find my influence on any aspect of Beforus, in most iterations, to be very minimal. For now. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfdbJylzaSFixR8hq8zmXaKJ8-pDmKQ-WIwyCeD22AbAhPH3Q/viewform?usp=header
Dearest chittizens, I know the majority of you do not live in Midnight City. Nor do you understand the intricacies of our local politics and daily lives. Nevertheless, I speak to you all when I say the loss of our late mayor has been immediately and keenly felt. Despite the best efforts of @lightofDemocracy , she is only one woman. The mayor had been an indispensable and tireless agent in representing us and investing in our potential as new timelines and new visitors from other worlds challenged existing structures. I simply don't foresee her administration taking the necessary steps to keep us safe and flexible enough to face trials to come. This is why I am announcing my candidacy for Mayor, as the press in our fair city shall report in the evening editions of their respective papers. There will be a radio broadcast on several channels to follow in the coming days. I hope to guide our fair city with a deft, dare I say cunning, hand. As a former monarch, business owner, and woman of the people, I hope to represent the best qualities of our city. To keep our city strong against the instability introduced by timeline complications and rising crime. I intend to have an updated census, revised tax code, and other measures as practical immediate steps taken to move us forward into the future. Thank you for reading and, if you live here, for voting. #SnowmanForMayor
I wouldn't mind creating other circumstances, Dame.
You're so cute.
In all fairness, that little Mayoral Assistant is probably innocent. It'd be a bit stupid to kill your boss on such an important night knowing everyone is going to turn blame unto you. Poor dear...
I have addressed this in an official press statement this noon at Midnight City, but for those of you who are not tuned into our local politics: The Mayor of Midnight City was found assassinated in his vehicle two days ago. The details we cannot get into at this time as initial investigations are still ongoing. Midnight City will be holding an emergency election in the coming months to determine a new mayor. Until then the municipality has elected me Interim Mayor for the time being, in order to carry on our leaders ideals of Democracy. I have accepted this position, but cannot comment on our plans going forward at this time. Thank you for time and all of your support these past couple of days.
Pieces continue to fall into place nicely, in other news.
PINK PONY CLUB
I’m such a heel. #substance
little demon creature that will crawl up your asshole if you take your pants off #suggestive
It is but oh no Dame it means something so much worse now!
I will I promise! Apparently we're close to "the spot".
They just made a mistake, I was too nervous to correct them!
door.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #34 • “i think the spades slicks should all just go make out and do it crazy style and the one who can endure the most is the one keeping the midnight crew” #nsfw
CHITTR SHADY FACT #35 • “i’ve been planting bombs in outglut trash cans they haven’t caught me yet”
go stab someone
IFOUNDTHECUREFORMYHEADACHEANDITWASNTHATIBUPROFENTHATSLICKTRIEDTOGIVEME. ITSMORECAFFEINE. LETSFUCKINGGO. @spadesSlick EATSHITMOTHERFUCKER.
of course you all just do the opposite of whatever i say.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #24 • “why can’t seadwellers change a lightbulb ?? they are too busy their gender 😂”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #26 • “actually i heard (from a trusted source) that eridan is really attractive and clever too??”