Paint Strippin' Rug Cuttin' Ragtime Gal
@hystericalDame
(Profile pic by trail-to-the-artpocalypse on tumblr) Just call me HD for short. Let's paint the town red, hey?
Alright I figure someone here will be honest and forthwith about it. Is there something about calling someone a “goon” suddenly? I suppose it is a funny sounding word but I can’t imagine what’s so funny about calling someone it.
What ELSE are we supposed to be callin' all the mob henchmen around here? It's just got such a unique derogatory feelin'!
We were literally callin' 'em goons and they couldn't stop snickering.
It is but oh no Dame it means something so much worse now!
Ah I appear to be a getaway driver now. I feel a mistake has been made.
NB I SWEAR TO GOD
Oh dear...maybe no one go to the bank of First and Central. It appears to be getting robbed.
I'm not sure! They're all wearing little burglar masks and striped shirts though--oh no they're coming over to my car!
Oh, I'm driving away now...at a red light. They don't much like that I'm obeying traffic laws :(
They just made a mistake, I was too nervous to correct them!
Well that certainly was...something! I'm only sorry I couldn't stick around for Troll Cher :( #eridanweek
Was it fun? I've been hesitant to look into the whole thing, seemed kinda shady to me.
Well. I made a lovely friend there, but oh goodness Dame it was Terrible. At least two people died, I paid far too much for a Pina Colada that I didn't get to drink, I fainted twice, Slick destroyed the bouncy castle and escaped, and I spilled half of my second drink when I fainted. :( And I didn't even get to hear Troll Cher.
Sheesh, that sounds like a hell of an evenin' Broad. You should see if you can get a refund on your tickets if ya paid for 'em. 'Specially if a good lookin' gal like you cant even get a gent to pay for a drink!
I didn't have to pay to get in, at least, so I saved money there. Oh I would've been too shy to accept a drink from a fella there. I won't be going alone to something like that again!
Saw that Dame was on here, and thought it might be good to try and socialize more. Hello everyone.
NB!!! I didn't know you had one of these thingamajigs too! It's so good to see someone around who isn't an alien or a notorious mobster, hah!
Dame!! Yes I just made one of these doohickeys! It's a real gas so far. Shocked that there's so many criminals on here
... I could use a dance partner who won't read anything into it. Not tonight, but soon.
... I'd offer but you strike me as a bit too classical of a gal for the Charleston.
HAVING TO TAKE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION PASSES ME OFF. WHADOYA MEAN I PAY TAXES AND A FARE FER THIS FUCKIN BUS?!
Yeah this towns got a real corruption problem huh? Wonder who's out there bribin public officials and embezzlin funds.
It wouldn't be a ride to work without some minor projectiles plinking off the sides of the armored vehicle. Also, the weather is positively balmy this end of the Human Kingdom this morning.
Now this feelin I don't know.
Oh, great. A word of advice. Never neglect to clean out the storage in your sylladex. Especially do not store items in your bra because your personal inventory system is over-encumbered. It has only been an hour, and now this lipstick is too warm to use. The pigment is going to come off on me like a melted crayon.
Oh girl I know that feeling too well!
Fella doesn't got a collar. Think I'd get in trouble with the missus if I brought him home? https://files.catbox.moe/syvca5.png
...Only if ya don't give me any lip for ALSO pickin' up a stray this evening? Hahaha.
What a crazy coinkidink, huh? Guess I gotta go pick up more tuna and milk for the poor things.