Paint Strippin' Rug Cuttin' Ragtime Gal
@hystericalDame
(Profile pic by trail-to-the-artpocalypse on tumblr) Just call me HD for short. Let's paint the town red, hey?
[ENTRY 120] [ART IS THE THING OF A CHILD. AND I AM A A STRONG, RIPPED MAN. I PUT AWAY THE THINGS OF CHILDREN. WHEN I BECAME GOD. AND SINCE I’M GOD. I DON’T WANT TO DRAW. OR DO ART. ANY INDICATION I FEEL THAT WAY. IS A LIE. I WOULDN’T BE HAPPIER. ALONE. WITH MY CRAFT. WHAT A STUPID FUCKING THOUGHT.]
What a dumb fella.
By the way, that explosion was *awful*. Broken windows everywhere.
Sorry
Wait. Different explosion?
After the lightshow and yellin' a couple days prior most folks figured something was about to happen. I think we were pretty close to having a temporary evacuation to imaginary city, hehe. Don't sweat it buster, it woulda been worse if you didn't.
Nah I'm pretty sure same explosion. Sorry fer the confusion.
Making great and specialized investments in the corset category.
Careful they don't getcha with one of the magic ones, Miss D.
I can do it too! Photographer likes girls!
... Bit of a fork in silverware drawer situation there EC.
Because he likes men.
Sheesh Teeps, you're just letting his cards on the table for him and hoping he gets a flush on the river huh?
https://file.garden/YVf6d8ktiBxoiEne/Illustration57.png A photoshoot I did recently.
Aw hey Teeps! Nice to see ya on here. Hopefully you get a couple decent clients out of this place.
Midnight City Update: Children have engineered guns that shoot smaller guns that shoot even smaller guns. They call them Russian Nesting Guns, or, Matryoshootka.
Dang, when'd the kids these days get so imaginative??
I gotta work on ways to survive bein' shot. Not 'cuz I've been shot recently but it just became a whole lot more likely.
simply get good
Gettin' good ain't saved me from bein' shived by miss universe but I'll stay in practice.
They oughta make more flatterin' bulletproof vests! But if you're worried, you might just gotta settle on the bulky ones for now!
You’re listening to… Good evening, everyone! We saw that things have been pretty busy all day today! We've also the sad news to announce that one of Midnight City's many beloved private eyes, Disheveled Questioner, was shot dead yesterday. He always had One More Thing to add, and we're sorry to hear that he's not got one more day now. So in honor of his life, and for his matesprit, we'll be playing one of their favorite songs. Here's John Coltrane with "Once In A While". Rest in Peace, DQ. …Midnight City Jazz!
DQ was a standup guy. Everyone knew that. Only folks with anythin' against him were top shelf crooks. Here's hopin' they get what's comin' to em.
deuce managed to make the cigarette dog by the way. he made five. one went rogue and attacked boxcars and i so i ate it. the remaining four are learning to roll on command.
Like... a dog that smokes cigs?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/25e5ac23597c.jpg #suggestive
What's wrong with callin' someone a goon?
Courage doesn't mean you have no fear, it means you have fear but still did it. Even if you fail, at least you tried. Never be ashamed of failure.
We all do our best with what we got. Hope you're holdin' up, whoever you are.
Yes, we all do. I am and I hope you are as well.
Interesting work day. Successful work day.
I REELY find this guy attractive but he is the worst I don't even know why I gave him a chance... ugh what should I do??? he doesnt even know how to use a human cigarette correctly!! THE NERVE! #chittranonymous
I mean girl? If it were me I'd dump 'em. There's better men in most dime stores if he can't even figure out how to light up. A pretty face only goes so far.