Paint Strippin' Rug Cuttin' Ragtime Gal
@hystericalDame
(Profile pic by trail-to-the-artpocalypse on tumblr) Just call me HD for short. Let's paint the town red, hey?
Midnight City Update: Children have engineered guns that shoot smaller guns that shoot even smaller guns. They call them Russian Nesting Guns, or, Matryoshootka.
Dang, when'd the kids these days get so imaginative??
I gotta work on ways to survive bein' shot. Not 'cuz I've been shot recently but it just became a whole lot more likely.
Gettin' good ain't saved me from bein' shived by miss universe but I'll stay in practice.
They oughta make more flatterin' bulletproof vests! But if you're worried, you might just gotta settle on the bulky ones for now!
You’re listening to… Good evening, everyone! We saw that things have been pretty busy all day today! We've also the sad news to announce that one of Midnight City's many beloved private eyes, Disheveled Questioner, was shot dead yesterday. He always had One More Thing to add, and we're sorry to hear that he's not got one more day now. So in honor of his life, and for his matesprit, we'll be playing one of their favorite songs. Here's John Coltrane with "Once In A While". Rest in Peace, DQ. …Midnight City Jazz!
DQ was a standup guy. Everyone knew that. Only folks with anythin' against him were top shelf crooks. Here's hopin' they get what's comin' to em.
deuce managed to make the cigarette dog by the way. he made five. one went rogue and attacked boxcars and i so i ate it. the remaining four are learning to roll on command.
Like... a dog that smokes cigs?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/25e5ac23597c.jpg #suggestive
What's wrong with callin' someone a goon?
Courage doesn't mean you have no fear, it means you have fear but still did it. Even if you fail, at least you tried. Never be ashamed of failure.
We all do our best with what we got. Hope you're holdin' up, whoever you are.
Yes, we all do. I am and I hope you are as well.
Interesting work day. Successful work day.
I REELY find this guy attractive but he is the worst I don't even know why I gave him a chance... ugh what should I do??? he doesnt even know how to use a human cigarette correctly!! THE NERVE! #chittranonymous
I mean girl? If it were me I'd dump 'em. There's better men in most dime stores if he can't even figure out how to light up. A pretty face only goes so far.
They weren’t lying when they said this city was mostly bars and casinos and the like. Which would explain why half of them are bad, if I’m being honest.
There's good folks everywhere but no amount of heart can save a dire atmosphere.
@hystericalDame Looking forward to our date, dear.
Don't call me Dear. Hell I'm still on the fence about showin' but I figure it beats you comin' to me at a bad time.
Smoking to get the taste of blood out of my mouth. #substances
Your own blood or someone else's? Just want to compare if you don't mind me asking.
Ah, sound like one heck of a night. Suppose mines a mix of my own and another's, they don't mesh well.
It was! And egh, yeah I'll be honest I don't have much of a taste for it even when it's just the one.
:33 < wait. mew think i'm a cop?? :33 < do i look like a cop?
:33< mewre all getting randomly assigned ships :33< doesnt matpurr sexmewal purrefurance quad purrefurance or nyathing :33< just purre kn33jerk bullshit crackships
Y'all'st've'n't, send chitt.
Who else'd've'n't?
Ya lost me there, bub. I speak a little hick but I ain't fluent evidently.
Ya gotta get out inta the sticks. Out in the boonies where there's more critters than people.
City huh? Ah can't say that city folk can't tear it up. Cuz they damn sure can if they wanna. Redneck parties are fun too though, if ya ain't afraid of gettin' a lil dirty.
I'll think on it. But I've had enough bad experiences with wood alcohol to know it ain't all sunshine and daisies out in the mud.
'Least 'round where Ah'm at it's real nice. Apple pie moonshine and some fourwheelin's fuckin' awesome. But Ah understand. Ya take care alright?