♣ mediated by @hystericalDame
You’re listening to… Good evening, everyone! We saw that things have been pretty busy all day today! We've also the sad news to announce that one of Midnight City's many beloved private eyes, Disheveled Questioner, was shot dead yesterday. He always had One More Thing to add, and we're sorry to hear that he's not got one more day now. So in honor of his life, and for his matesprit, we'll be playing one of their favorite songs. Here's John Coltrane with "Once In A While". Rest in Peace, DQ. …Midnight City Jazz!
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Dunno. Hard ta walk with the pair'a tungsten nuts swingin' between my legs, ma'am but Ah'd say it louder for the folks in the back who ain't heard. #nsfw ? Ah guess.
How horrifyin'.... A Sleuth that never got any action. I can't imagine what that'd do to 'em. No wonder they went off the deep end.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@pulchritudePowerhouse The red mark on your face still burns as you lean back on the desk. Something's wrong. This wasn't your usual tizzy. Your usual banter. It made your feet give out from under you. It really sets in that she's leaving for good. It wasn't supposed to be like this. You had a good thing going. What changed? Fun times, fast cars, shootouts and heroic rescues. It felt like you were perfect for each other. So what happened? Why's she acting like such a nutcase? And not even the fun kind? Settle down? Pull back? Focus on each other? What the hell was she even going on about? You wanted to burn bright together, not just get slowly snuffed out. Women. Always say they want one thing, but they really want another. No good stinkin' dames, the lot of them. Dumb broad. Stupid bird. You don't need them. Hell you don't need any of this. Reality isn't all it's cracked up to be. You'll just have to find a way back. Really, it should have been obvious. You were so dressed up trying to take down that mobster down a peg, you should have realized he didn't have everything all wrong. Shouldn't be too hard to find a way back. Then you'll be living the high life. Whores, actions, heroics, the whole nine yards. You ain't gonna go quietly into that night. You're a goddamn hero. And you're going to live like one. Go out like one. Be remembered like one. But you will never reminisce on the ending. Only hope to be remembered. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
Detective Tip: You can totally eat that extremely stale bread. There will be no consequences for this.
hahahah you get it yourh a chamer tou you were alwasyb so pretty too
maybe its the pain meds talking rox but you got some gams that wont quit.... they got those big chewy pretzels here menJanrthfgrrsf.powwejfwpjfpewfcwmwfive dollars??!!!? get outta here........
got shot thats really all there is to say on the matter
dont youe worry about it heathcliff
Ha ha! Don't worry! We uhm. Cleaned the Mayoral Limo. (It's not actually a limo by the way why do we call it a limo.) So I can swing by myself! Just try to not think too hard about the fact that two people died in the car. Because I very much struggle with it and would hate for you to as well.
It's! Really difficult not to worry! Just please come to me if you need anything or are going to do something reckless, okay?! I'd very prefer to be some kind of help in these situations if I can!
Goddamn~ BAD CARAPACIAN BITCHES don't fuck around~ Maybe I gotta pay that MIDNIGHT CITY a visit sometime if they're willing to TAKE A CHAINSAW to you on the first date~
Fuuuuck DOLLFACE~ Sounds like a DREAM DATE to me~ GETTING IN MY GUTS is the best way to GET "IN" MY "GUTS" if you ask me~
all that in the first fate?? i understand why you're conflicted emotionally
Shit, that's even worse. Nobody likes a narc. Now I really gotta be watchful. Nothin' worse than crying squee squee squee all the fuckin' way home.
I am sure you'll figure something out
Use the power of Yunyun's love to overcome any hardship. Yunyun's love is stronger than all.
YOU HAD NO TROUBLE POSTIN YOUR OTHER PP
Regrettin' my abbreviation all of the sudden.
Please don't. It would be weird, considerin'.
I wouldn't mind creating other circumstances, Dame.
I have addressed this in an official press statement this noon at Midnight City, but for those of you who are not tuned into our local politics: The Mayor of Midnight City was found assassinated in his vehicle two days ago. The details we cannot get into at this time as initial investigations are still ongoing. Midnight City will be holding an emergency election in the coming months to determine a new mayor. Until then the municipality has elected me Interim Mayor for the time being, in order to carry on our leaders ideals of Democracy. I have accepted this position, but cannot comment on our plans going forward at this time. Thank you for time and all of your support these past couple of days.
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you need any help getting your affairs in order and would like legal advice or consultation, i know a guy who can help out no problem
I will I promise! Apparently we're close to "the spot".
They just made a mistake, I was too nervous to correct them!
POINT OF ORDER! i am having fun. also you should consider troll magic: the gathering #tmtg
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you need something to do you could always pursue legal action against someone who has wronged you in which case i know a guy who can make it happen
@hystericalDame , meet me at the rail yard in an hour. You can bring your boytoy if you want, but he needs to keep a respectable distance. Nothing serious, I just want to chat.
Pledging your allegiance to elder gods from the furthest rings for Eldritch magic has absolutely no downsides whatsoever and is purely profitable just hopped over to Midnight City through multiverse shenanigans and hid roughly 50 fake pages throughout #ForgePagesFriday
rapidly approaching. you're all fucked.
i promise i won't say a peep of charms or steps. :)