HEARTS
@heartbreakingButch
SHE/HER WHAT THE FUCK ELSE IS THERE TO PUT [ Lady Boxcars / pfp by cuunos on tumblr ]
maby i dont want ta be a dick maybe i dont WANT 2 do ANY of dis maby i want 2 see da world and love people and travel and drink and live and be my self -from the office of ace dick detective agency
It's not really queer if you're doin' it with an alien, right? That's like it's own different thing. Not that I'm against either concept or nothin'. Just thinkin' aloud here. #nsfw
ITS OKAY TO BE GAY GAY DETECTIVE
==> Greet old friend. You're shocked to see the face of @heartbreakingButch around this pigsty. Ol' Boxcars seems to have made a few adjustments to their gender since the last time you took a gander, but you know what? Good for her. You're just glad there's somebody *sane* here. You write her a chit to let her know of your presence, and the possibility of linking back up for another heist sometime.
AW FUCK NICE TO SEE A FAMILIAR FACE NOT AS PRETTY AS MINE BUT THATS HARD TO LIVE UP TO. YOU NAME THE TIME AND PLACE, AND ILL BE THERE FOR YA
==> Chat with the first normal person here. You chuckle, and inform Boxcars that it's not easy keeping your mug pretty when you keep eating crowbars to the face. Crowbars... You inform her to keep her ears to the ground. You're gonna take that Huge Bitch down soon, and you'll need all the help you can get.
==> Respond. Sigh. Some things never change, you suppose. Just keep your pulchritudinous pitchwise feelings in your pants on the job, Boxcars. Save it for the warehouse interrogation afterparty.
@pulchritudePowerhouse sleuth sleuth sleuth sleuth sleuth sleuth sleuth sleuth sleuth sleuth sleuth -from the office of ace dick detective agency
A SECOND SMALLER GAY DETECTIVE EXCEPT HE SEEMS NOT GAY HUH
WHAT THE FUCK since when has there been a mural there thats scary you are in my office ??? -from the office of ace dick detective agency
your really smart for a floozy lets hang out and play twinks some time -from the office of ace dick detective agency
DONT CARE FOR BEIN CALLED A FLOOZY BUT ILL PLAY TWINKS WITH YOU DICKHEAD
btw, four people not in the manor, @scratchDoctor and @onescratchOfmany are dueling in the courtyard. taking bets. vote ♥/♦ to bet on @scratchDoctor or ♠/♣ to bet on @onescratchOfmany ! #truecue
AND NOW THAT GAY DETECTIVE IS FOLLOWIN ME
You need a tail for that tail? No gay detectives'll slip under my radar, I assure ya.
That's really weird. Because y'see, MY name is Problem Sleuth. Guess it must be one of those alternate selves I heard so much about from the grapevine.
dat bitch ass boy waitr cut me off b4 i cld ask for my fckin umbrla im PISSEd
sHIT MAN, tHIS #eRIDANwAR IS FUCKED, i JUST SAW AN eRIDAN, cLAP HIS HANDS TOGETHER AND SAY, "iMAGINE fEF PRAISIN YOU FOR CULLING ALL LANDWWELLERS" OR SOME SIMILAR SHIT, aND EVERY ONE AROUND HIM, gRABBED THEIR JUNK AND PASSED OUT, hAD THEIR AURAL NUGGETS EXPLODE WITH BLOOD, aND THEN DIED, tHE CAMERA DIDN'T EVEN GO ONTO HIM, tHAT'S HOW COMMON SHIT LIKE THIS IS, mY ASS IS CASTING HIPSTER, hAIRCUT AND LEVEL 2 SEAHORSEDAD, i THINK i JUST HEARD "POWWER WWORD:WWHITESCIENCE" TWO GROUPS OVER, i GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, #VIOLENCE #GORE #NSFW
TAKIN NOTES UGLY ORB BITCH. STILL AN UGLY ORB BITCH SLICK STILL GETS MAD IF I COMMENT ON THEIR TITS
Careful now, I don't care how good looking you are now, I don't abide being called 'toots'.
I was quite a charming child. https://www.image2url.com/r2/default/images/1776277255417-1f4c8d29-4825-4026-9f13-b79f909bad4a.jpeg
