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@heartbreakingButch
SHE/HER WHAT THE FUCK ELSE IS THERE TO PUT [ Lady Boxcars / pfp by cuunos on tumblr ]

Fuck a mechanic, I need a butch.
MY OTHER RUNNIN PLAN IS JUST SAYIN THE MUNICIPALITY HATES LIZZIES IF I LOSE
IF YER IN THE CITY YOU SHOULD VOTE ME MAYOR WHY? WHY NOT. I AINT DOIN SHIT TO TAXES
Dearest chittizens, I know the majority of you do not live in Midnight City. Nor do you understand the intricacies of our local politics and daily lives. Nevertheless, I speak to you all when I say the loss of our late mayor has been immediately and keenly felt. Despite the best efforts of @lightofDemocracy , she is only one woman. The mayor had been an indispensable and tireless agent in representing us and investing in our potential as new timelines and new visitors from other worlds challenged existing structures. I simply don't foresee her administration taking the necessary steps to keep us safe and flexible enough to face trials to come. This is why I am announcing my candidacy for Mayor, as the press in our fair city shall report in the evening editions of their respective papers. There will be a radio broadcast on several channels to follow in the coming days. I hope to guide our fair city with a deft, dare I say cunning, hand. As a former monarch, business owner, and woman of the people, I hope to represent the best qualities of our city. To keep our city strong against the instability introduced by timeline complications and rising crime. I intend to have an updated census, revised tax code, and other measures as practical immediate steps taken to move us forward into the future. Thank you for reading and, if you live here, for voting. #SnowmanForMayor
...Man I dunno if I wanna click that. Feels weird considerin'.
I DONT KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED CLICKIN ON THAT

I just watched a guy Power of Friendship his way through a match he was previously getting thoroughly fucking washed in. If anyone needed any more proof that anime is real, then here you fucking go. He even got all the exaggerated screaming down pat. Still ended in a tie, though. In related news, I'm not sure if that means @pulchritudePowerhouse's nudes are coming out or not. Does that count as an L for the purposes of the bet. #fightnight #nsfw






