you can call me al.
@unseenUtopia
rapidly approaching your location.
i spend ten minutes trying to be jade, and by the time i actually succeed, the site has become overrun with the prince's weakest and most insignificant soldiers. renovations are in order.
im sorry what does this mean :|
you are a living jade unrelated to the canonical earth-c, and as such this post does not concern you.
WELL WELL WELL. ANOTHER ABOMIDABLE BITCH JOINS THE FRAY.
it has come to my attention that some of the jargon used to describe the Home partially conflicts with the metaphorical language used by a popular earth novel known as "when the seagulls cry." (by which i mean aradia tipped me off.) in particular, the word "furniture," used metaphorically to refer to assets of the Home that are scoped locally to individual continuities rather than persisting across the entire apparatus, is used by characters in the novel to self-describe as "npc"s operating on purely scripted behavior rather than having any presence outside of the canon. while it is true that the figures i described as furniture have only an infinitesimal degree of agency, i did not anticipate the degree to which this phrasing would be seen as inflammatory. the upshot is that i am not implying jade is shannon. you can put down the rifle. not as though anyone en route to deltritus or already present there has a means of harming my ascended state of being, but it's annoying to work around uncooperative stage dressing.
i find your lack of response incredibly distressing :(