you can call me al.
@unseenUtopia
rapidly approaching your location.
Certain imposters have been here before, but allow me to assure you. Ultimately, I am THE Dirk Strider. I am not here to make a fool out of myself as they did. You may be asking yourself "Dirk, why have you graced us with your undeniably canonical appearance?" God forbid a man have hobbies.
i give it two days.
im kinda relaxed today :)
i hate spoilers.... but.... how does it happen :/
the event horizon of the black hole that constitutes the seat of my existence acts as a membrane confining a non-canon timeline so that it may not pollute the reality you will exist in. the dead jade becomes my vessel by physically passing into my body. which in turn allows me to use it as a conduit to access you. you've heard of the firewall hypothesis, correct? imagine both sides of the event horizon projected onto the same two-dimensional surface.
so you access me through dead jade??
essentially, yes. my presence in dead jade within the version of earth-c confined in my body allows me to directly access the you on the opposing version of earth-c, enabling a more extreme level of intervention than what's possible through scripting alone in these circumstances.
im.... so what do i do :/
it will happen, and the events following will happen. the only thing you can do is make your peace with that.
is there anything i can do to make you more comfortable.... or make it go faster?? :/
it has already happened. as i mentioned, you cannot meaningfully affect the outcome without dooming your entire timeline.
so i just kinda.... pretend this never happened :c
if doing so would put your mind at ease, then yes.
Yes. It Is positively overflowing with smut. I would know, 8ecause I read it cover to fucking cover over a hundred fucking times. It was all I had to 8ase my fucking life on. And y'know what? It SUCKED. *I* sucked. YOU sucked. You still fucking do. You wanna know how your story ends, Mindfang? You're FORGOTTEN. The only reason any8ody knows your fucking name is 8ecause of ME. And I've left you 8ehind.
far be it from me to intercede in someone else's petty internet argument. with that said. i do believe that the main reason people remember mindfang's name is actually your dancestor and her embarrassing failure at army management. most of those ghosts landed on earth-c some time ago.
Can't we just put him in an unescapable dreambubbble. Dormammu vs. Dr. Strange kind of thing. Illidan and Sargeras. SCP containment facility. There has to be /something/.
what if we got a gigantic horror terror to eat him
consuming him is the "correct" way to deal with him, in the sense that it is how he was already dealt with. please verify that you are in fact describing a doomed timeline variant and not the original before attempting to intercede in a time loop that was already closed.
come to think of it, it *is* a bit shamefUl i can't even break warp. i'm a grown cherUb, dammit, i oUght to be spanning lightyears in minUtes! U~U #vent
HAH!!! YOu WERE GROuNDED BY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. DIPSHIT. MAYBE INSTEAD OF BEING THE WASTE OF SPACE. YOu SHOuLD HAVE GOTTEN A TIMELIER ASPECT. I CAN ARRIVE WHENEVER I WANT. BECAuSE I WILL ALWAYS BE. ALREADY THERE.
an effective user of the space aspect, such as myself, is capable of sustaining omnipresence within the domain of relevance, which of course far surpasses the abilities of any other god tier. (other than the juju-enhanced mobility of the heir of breath, who in a rare moment of clarity the prince wisely chose to dispose of.) in other words, i never left.
YEAH. I CAN TELL YOu NEVER LEFT. YOu FuCKING STINK. RANCID SKANK BITCH. TAKE YOuR CRYPTIC ASS. FORTuNE COOKIE RAMBLINGS. AND SHOVE THEM uP YOuR ASS. WHERE THE REST OF THE COOKIE HAS PROBABLY REACHED. IN THE TIME IT TOOK FOR YOu TO FINISH PRATTLING. ALL THAT FuCKING NONESENSE. ALSO. I WANT TO PLAY BEER PONG WITH YOuR GAPING EYE HOLES. SO IF YOu COuLD JuST. CONTINuE NEVER LEAVING. THAT WOuLD BE FuCKING SuPERB.
rest assured that you will be given at least until you, in your own words, "get riiiiiiiiiiiiiiipped" before you are consumed at my hand. the constraints of time loops demand that you be allowed to survive exactly that long and no further.
oh! hello there, i was wondering when i'd meet yoU! ... i don't sUppose yoU'd let poor jade go, woUld yoU?
this particular jade is a doomed-timeline offshoot, and died in a manner that surpasses the mechanisms of conditional immortality. if i were to "let her go" it's not like there'd be anyone else in the body able to make use of it. indeed, that has occasionally happened, with the result merely being that the body remains fully intact and static for me to inhabit later. aradia describes the effect as "the yamcha pose." whatever that means.
ah, alright. i'll take yoUr word for it! ...coUld yoU at least not encoUrage oUr brother on my post, thoUgh?
"encouragement" matters not. his inevitable defeat has been set in stone since long before i personally cannibalized his rotting corpse.
do aNy of you ГiKe the game with BГacK aNd white figuRes oN a checKeRed BoaRd
at this point the "chessboard" has been "flipped" so many times that the original argument has long since been lost to time.
i spend ten minutes trying to be jade, and by the time i actually succeed, the site has become overrun with the prince's weakest and most insignificant soldiers. renovations are in order.
im sorry what does this mean :|
you are a living jade unrelated to the canonical earth-c, and as such this post does not concern you.
WELL WELL WELL. IT SEEMS AS IF SEVERAL INCARNATIONS OF MY HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, AWFUL BITCH OF A SISTER, HAVE SOME HOW SPAWNED ON THIS WEBSITE. TWO OF THEM, TO BE PRECISE. WHICH IS TWO MORE, THAN OUGHT TO EXIST. DISGUSTING. HORRIBLE. AWFUL.
Idk I think she's pretty cool actually.
"coolness" is irrelevant. the fact of OP's inevitable defeat at the hands of davepetasprite and equally inevitable consumption by yours truly is simply a universal truth.
YOU KNOW NOTHING. AND, DARE I SAY. YOU DO NOT KNOW SHIT. AND ARE FURTHER MORE, A DUMB WHORE AND A STUPID BITCH. PERCHANCE.
the degree to which it is possible or impossible to just say "perchance" notwithstanding. these events already transpired. one might say that despite being a space player, i have out-"already-here"-d the lord of time.