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By the way, I "regret" to inform you that J.K. Rowling tragically passed away last night after her computer spontaneously and mysteriously exploded. Completely without prompting, I'm sure. It's such a shame, really. To see such a "beloved" figure in the wizard fiction scene go so soon before her time. She hadn't even finished writing "Harry Potter and the Benevolent Imperial Drone," the manuscript to which was tragically contained on the very same computer that exploded. How horrible.
Y3ah w3r3 pr3tty fuckin cut3 @tot32Gru32om3 http2://i.ibb.co/Zzm6FLp7/zabhug.png
hi chittr! sorry i'm late. i was on the fence about doing the whole social media thing again after i smashed my phone from ragebait. but a certain someone got tired of not being able to send me videos, so. here i am! boom. i dunno what to do with this.
#nowplaying #suggestive i wanna watch u like a movie i wanna put u on the stage i wanna know what youd do 2 me i wanna put u on the tape ✨️ https://open.spotify.com/track/0IVAYMUDvpzFxIEuGc71SM?si=UCKXKMQYRZSqlFDafyCOMg
^^ Gold chainmail as a fashion statement... hmmm... #considering ^^
every now and then ill set aside some time to sit on the porch and listen to the waterfall. its a bit loud for me to be calling it "peaceful" but it is a nice sound. comforting in a numbing sort of way.
being able 2 say ive been sober for so long is great but sometiems lol what do u even do after a long day at work :\ ^ literally askin for suggestions here theres a limit to how many times i can go to bed earlyyy or have tea over bullshit
UUUUUUUUUUUGH WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT SAYING WORDS I WANT TO LISTEN TO.
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/facba58a1d7b.png
turns out reading certain shit at 1am when ur alrdy emotionally held together w duct tape n caffeine is maybe not the galaxy brain decision i thought it was everythings fine or w/e i just gotta step away n go lie face down somewhere 4 a min #vent ig
AS IF TODAY WASN'T ROTTEN ENOUGH. I WISH THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU WOULD JUST GO TO HELL!!!
& then get im on the other cheek for the good measure of it all
"Keep my wife's name outta your mouth. Me 🤝 Calliope
…I’M A LITTLE PROUD OF HER REPLY TOO, I GUESS.
some of u mad odd and u t)(ink u quirky wit it
A QUICK PAUSE FROM MY HUNT. To react to that hilarious image. It is the little things.
You are magnificent.
I'm going to bed.
@terminallyCapricious#2753 Wake up and get out of my house.
what im saaayinnn unsrprising u feel me callie bby!!! shoutout shoot 2 kill kill ur dsrlings
Would it be a bit lame of me to go out for a dinner at a nice restaurant by myself? I feel I'm overthinking this.
I FUCKING LOVE #YURI (*｀▽´*) httpz://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcTdkZ2pmb2pmY2c1eTU2dzZ0bjQ3MWQ5NW9laHUyN3J6bzR2NGVraCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/ciNN4YNQNncbe/giphy.gif
There's nobility in the attempt. And even if it's not the ending, or reality, ya imagined. Sometimes you get somethin' better out of the deal at the end of the road. Like someone to take care of. So even if I gotta play by the games rules, I won't play nice. I'll see those four to the end of their game myself if I gotta.
Thinking about busting something else out of storage… and it’s not rope… #nsfw #vagueposting
In hindsight, it probably looks a little unfortunate for THAT to be my last post before a multi-week Chittr break. Please be assured, nothing is ultimately wrong, my attention's just been elsewhere!
the hospital called me back about my blood work and apparentlgy i didnt have 2 escape because they cant just send me 2 the psycheard so turns out i fraeked out about nothin
could you please tell your jade i am very grateful for her kind words? <3
just so yall kno i won the most im so fukin good at games
i am not evil, i am not evil! i am *not* evil! i don’t Understand, what aboUt me makes me seem so malevolent?! even a dear roxy said i soUnded evil! i jUst want to make something beaUtifUl, something perfect. i want to be something beaUtifUl and perfect! what makes it so wrong for me to want that?!?!?!?!?!? some old things might have to be cleared away, some people may have to be…written oUt, bUt there are ways to persist beyond death, anyways, so it doesn’t matter! i jUst. can’t Understand. #joUrnal
┋I┋HOPE┋YOU┋FIND┋YOUR┋WAY.┋
#nsfw #n0nserketp0sting this 0ne is f0r himer0 self-hatredbreaking my sub by making her s0 desperate t0 cum that shes willing t0 admit she experiences desires and that she has as much 0f a right t0 make requests 0f 0ther pe0ple t0 acc0m0date her and demand that she be treated right by 0ther pe0ple as any0ne else and that hurting herself by being ashamed 0f what she wants is n0t h0n0urable 0r val0urant and 0nly causes her t0 feel w0rse f0r n0 reas0n and then giving her the best nursing handj0b 0f her life while str0king her hair and telling her im pr0ud 0f her
I'm...so comfy right now... I know I should get up...but its so warm... (> . < ❀) https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/eepy%20philly.png
More stuff: It's actually a thing where Rayne isn't even a human, she was a custom species class that was a prototype cherub species called the seraphim. Rayne and the villain are seraphs. Again, not established to this account but do as you will
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Allow me to shamelessly repost. https://chittr.ing/profile/tenebrificTermagent/f638b01e-3a41-4312-b2d1-673c69b80862 https://chittr.ing/profile/tenebrificTermagent/f50c9d53-6110-41eb-8aa4-6651385a2864
I d☘︎n't think I've like, ever sh☘︎wn my TYPICAL ☘︎utfit t☘︎ g☘︎ ☘︎ut and my 11+ j☘︎bs...!!! s☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎ v☘︎ila! Ain't it funny that I've legit sh☘︎wn myself naked bef☘︎re a pr☘︎per Minthe reveal lma☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎ (ign☘︎re that ☘︎ne time I did p☘︎st myself fully cl☘︎thed s☘︎ i can c☘︎ntinue my narrativeeeee) https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Minthe%20☘︎☘︎lala%202026.png
https://i.postimg.cc/02jt3JTr/Untitled301-20260512015644.png @archiveAddict I had no real reason for doing this. I simply felt compelled.
https://i.postimg.cc/44DqvjT4/Untitled300-20260511185511.png She shares her story. It sounds like mine. Under her glory, under my divine.
Everyone have a lovely day :) (This is a threat)
I've fallen down thw stairs twice and fucked up everything i've been trying to bake. on mamas day of all things. the spirit of janey "hot woman" crocker better possess this fkin cake i got cookin or you Will be seeing me on the news.
It's importing 2 remember that not all moms r created equal and sometimes today is rough 4 people who dont hav lovin n swagful mamas. which is to say lmk if u need a mama 4 mothers day i got infinite lov 2 give and am HAPPY 2 recieve hallmark cards. come to me my babies lets make it a great holiday
i never know what to do for mother’s day. i’m glad people who are happy to celebrate do. i can’t even do my usual tradition of watching her old ballet videos so i’m kinda just stuck with this being a normal day.
hppy mothrs day 2 all the mommys out ere ;)
you say maternal warmth like you don't just radiate an aura of skeevy smugness.
Happy Mother's/Matriarch's Day. #positive
happy mommies day to all the wonderful sexy woman out there esp the milfs
milfs get bogo head today
I begin to understand why he dislikes her so.
I read about yuri and something in my brain shifted. :O
t0 be h0nest given the selecti0n 0n here if y0u are attracted t0 w0men and d0nt find at least 0ne 0f the megid0s attractive the issue may lie with y0u
the urge to cuddle rn is… literally OFF the charts :P can someone pls hold me? jus sayin #suggestive
[redacted] meow
a rlly important thign i hvae 2 say rn fr i love women
im gnna hav 2 change my icon 2 "if i call u old its not an isnutl bc i litrally keep strikin out w/ evry oldr person here bc i think they r hawt"
my urge 2 harass any stridrs n lalondes ovrrides my dilf and milfism appreciatiosn
yeah, yeah. I know what you're trying to say, and there is some merit in it, even. But if you spend all day looking behind your back you're gonna walk into a wall. or off a cliff. or over a landmine. or...
also, we're pals?! nice.
o btdubz heres the pic (tysm @tipsyGalactica 4 the epic photoshoot) they shodul put us in a calendar https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be0cbad3d06b.png #suggestive
comfy sweater / good for hugs
technically a repost, i jus rly luv this fit n ill b wearin it 2 the gala ;3 #midnightcitygala https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5dd5f9e3962c.jpg
i ended up getting dressed a bit early anyway but theres only about 40 more minutes left if everything stays on schedule. ill be seeing some of you very soon. #midnightcitygala #gpoy #rbf #apparently https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/04/blacktie02.png https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/04/blacktie01.png
actually wild )(ow i sea )(umans actin like bein old is a bad t)(ing t)(o. like s)(ips a big source a pride, not gettin culled at a young age n makin it so long is a damn good fin.
Thats way t00 y0ung f0r retirement. Pe0ple tend t0 retire at 55. And if they were retired they w0uld have m0re time t0 flirt with me
Like this post and I'll tell you if there's an iteration of your person on this platform I like more than you. Frankly, this ought to be a slam dunk for some of you.
you guys were #girlbulge posting without me??????? how could you?!? >:( #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/spacedick.png
IT SEEMS. THAT PEOPLE ARE "YAOI" POSTING. AND I AM HERE. TO TELL YOU. THAT YOU ARE ALL DISGUSTING. FOR PUTTING ALL OF THAT OUT THERE. BUT SINCE WE ARE ALREADY HERE. I WILL ADD. MY OWN YAOIS. TO THE PILE. OBVIOUSLY. IT WILL BE #NSFW. https://file.garden/adp8DWZQKVR-NRQW/yaois.png
"WAHHH, WAHHHH, WAHHH. WEHHHH WEHHHH. WAHHH." THAT'S WHAT YOU FUCKING SOUND LIKE.
#whimsyposting ! On my morning walk I saw a cute little bird. It was a very lovely bird with very pretty colors. I sadly did not take a picture of it, I wish I did.
As I said, this lovely #framefriday also marks the beginning of #mistressmay, both things I have created and will continue to promote indefinitely for my own amusement, regardless of your feelings on the matter. So, how about a treat? Let us resynchronize time, with but a snap of my fingers, and allow me to entreat you with a spot of narration. Our cherubim’s game, of course, was never going to be truly ‘normal’. Too many factors combined to make that unlikely- the presence of two master classes, their very species- but chief among them was naturally the influence of my lady and myself. Still, if you were to watch this younger version of her now, you could be forgiven for assuming the opposite was true. As dear @unboundUraeus operated her side of the game, in theory the server of her currently sleeping brother, she did so with deftness and knowledge of one who had studied the game long and hard. Very soon their room was extended, on her brother’s side, and she did her due diligence. The Alchemiter, the Punch Designix, the Totem Lathe. And finally, two of the most important entry items- the Cruxtruder and the Pre-Punched Card. Fittingly enough, as it marks the formal beginning of the world’s end (marked not by a bombard of stone, but of the shattered gold debris of a moon that was destined for death.), it also was the first moment that the divergences in their session would be made clear. Unsheathing her black wand and striking the top off the Cruxtruder with a wave of red, the Kernelsprite that left the Cruxtruder alongside the Cruzite flashed rapidly between a bright candy red and a lime green, rather than the single color Calliope had been expecting. Curious and perhaps slightly worrying, yes, but my lady had no time to worry on that. She had done her part, and set up all the equipment in her brother’s room. All that had to be done was create her brother’s artifact for him, and he would do the same. So, she did. Even as she completed the artifact- a lime green egg marked with red spirals- she found herself surprised that she would be cooperating with him like this. Helping make sure he got in, when she had never intended he would play at all. Not that his continued existence was in any way pleasant! But it was an unpleasantness that could be…rectified! With the artifact completed and waiting in her brother’s now much larger room half, she returned to the center of the room, and slept. I won’t waste too much of your time with describing the next sequence of events, darlings. After all, much of it is the same as the previous. And though our dear @unendingUroborus has many deficiencies in his mind, he certainly understands rules and guidelines quite well. He was a truly quick learner when it came to games. As the bombardment of golden fragments grew even stronger and more rapid, Caliborn’s movements began to mimic that of his sisters. Her room was extended, her phernalia placed, and her artifact created. Another mirror image, this one a brilliant shade of red striped with lime. And as he did all this, the Muse of Time was equally surprised that this was, in fact, happening. Deep down, he had not expected to survive. At least not long enough to make it to the game. He certainly had more than a few people to thank for that. As do I, really, though our reasons differ! One last note. The Cruxtruder placed for Calliope by her brother? Not a kernelsprite in sight. For reasons that will soon be obvious. Before he could make any move to destroy his own artifact, as required to enter, he found that it had already begun. His egg was cracking, slowly but surely. One quick inspection showed that the same was true of his sisters. For the first time, panic came to him as the bombardment outside grew closer to their home and prison, when he realized- the Kernelsprite! Oh, how could he ever forget? Well. There was only one thing that could possibly be of use to him now. His arm- and his sister’s arm- blasted off and left tucked away after an assassination attempt by one @feferiPeixes. Hidden from me for a while, I must admit. Fortunately, my lady helped clear up some of that darkness. At the exact moment that the muse chucked his own severed limb into the red/green alternating Kernelsprite, the artifacts cracked open, and the room split in twain… Leaving the dear boy knocked unconscious, and my Lady awakened on her land. And far, far above and beyond them, a process that had begun not too long ago was complete. A wave of red finished washing over Skaia, bathing it a bright and shining crimson as crackles of rainbow energy spread across it. A sigh both of things to come, and of that which had already come. Though, really, is there much difference between the two? What happens next? Well, pardon me for teasing, but I think I’ll leave it for now. After all, you have no small part to play in it.
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notes on voidstrap experimentation no.1 #nsfw - as a general rule of thumb u shouldnt stick alchemized stuff up ur cooch w/o thoroughly gaugin its levels of radiation n general physical stability - specially if the thing in question looks majyyk in nature, u def dont want a defective artifact no-clippin through ur internal organs liek in a glitchy game - aftr runnin a few tests in my lab, i concluded the object is safe 4 human (n troll) use, prolly due 2 the presence of the perfectly generic dildo in its alchemization process (sometiems u gotta stick 2 the basics!) - the obj doesnt seem 2 rely on batteries 2 function, but not only it emits an unnatural comic-lookin glow (its so pretty u guys), it will also vibrate in varyin intensities, likely dependin on the wielders emotional state - while holdin one of its ends, i could also notice how my nerves woul react 2 anything that touched the shaft, as if it waz an extra limb of sorts, what obviously presents a lot of excitin possibilities lmao - it was also cold as fuck but not in an unpleasant way by any means, so i assume thats an outcome of the void majyyks in its composition - conclusion: more functional testin is certainly in order, n im dyin 2 put this bad boy 2 good use lmao
startig 2 thing making themself a fat cock is a rolal canon event. this is beautoful its like watchin a lion roar 4 the first time. rember: void isnt just the absence but the presence of an absence, n sex bits, just like gender, isnt just equal opposite binary. lmk if/when u want any tips/ricks on gettin Weird w/ it but for now get testin hotshot #nsfw im pretty sure
cozyin up w ur alt can b a form of self care @trendyGnostalgic https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3dbd528beff6.png
https://open.spotify.com/track/7FOgcfdz9Nx5V9lCNXdBYv?si=uMX_JB3PRWmaXJ_9ZsVLMw #ongaku #nsfw
Might I ask how to join a link to fight night...))
almost time 2 say goodbye april spread! :( mays calendar page is super cutieful but dont peek until tomorrow #nsfw 4 suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be18132c7ca3.png
B33 < ignoring my f33d to say i will make time to cuddle basically anynyan who asks if i like you even a little bit
Uuuuuhhh I don't think so but. Lily loves Corn. REALLY loves corn. Pretty much since she was 7 I want to say she has been growing this field. We live in a very big place so the space isn't a issue but it can be rather intense. She also appears to have a sixth sense when I'm talking about it cause I see her marching towards my place outsidr.
I love them. I really do. They just have a very. Chaotic view on life. It's just funny that they are carapaces when you break it down and yet any form of chess went out the window.
1 unspoken rule of sex is that u gotta suck the strap #nsfw
NEW SELF PORTRAIT. HTTPS://WWW.IMAGE2uRL.COM/R2/DEFAuLT/IMAGES/1777402211290-203A71D0-4F45-4654-B440-B37C9FD7AEAF.PNG
tryin to think of wiys to show how horny i rn withojt comming off as desperite but ngl i got nothin idk maybe ill just take a shirtlwss pic later #nsfw
i lied anuyways its not my fault if ur dad is hot n single n i want 2 b his controversialy yung gf
waitin for horny postin hohrs
liek idk maybe i shodul try messagin janey but she might still hav my number blocked and i have nawt seen her on ehre
uPDATE: DRAWING WITH ONE METAL ARM. IS DECENTLY DIFFICuLT. BuT NOT IMPOSSIBLE.
i need 2 go back in tiem and shoot my younher self 4 her tatse in men #cw-self-harm #groosentheSeconddudefromgrease? #gethelpordie
my tatse in women is great we do nawt have 2 dissect tht
they say i am a master of persuasion.... :3
Speed dial contacts, stay alert in case you receive an emergency call from me. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/17/0a880f1e8873731634e1689ffdd9013f6b9ae1dd.png
my head alrerdy hurts ths shit sucks baddddd y was tht a thing i did in th past
#substance btw had 1 singular tequila 4 the first tiem in 4evr bc i needed 2 remind myself tht alcohol sucks n ykno what? it does suck
thinkin of rly smooth rocks
feeling like giving out hugs :)
dame this dame that get in my DAME DMS!!!!!
((credit for the Mistress Frame sprite goes to fearferi on tumblr :) https://www.tumblr.com/fearferi
i woUld never say anything that isn’t trUthfUl in some way!
cant b an alcohlic if no 1 sees u drinkin #substance
( > 〰 O)♡ thank you! it means a lot coming from someone like you!
concept: the long goodbye (part 2) i need you so much simply addicted to your love nothing i can do im a slave to you now im so helpless without you heavenly when those stars aligned eternity until the end of time ecstasy always burned into my mind youre a drug for me pure and crystalline so i kneel soaked in the mud and rain drawing pictures around your name conversations in my brain locked way feeling withdrawals on that first day drifting alone like its my fate bearing the pain of a lonely lovers face just waiting for the calm to be replaced but the path only fills with more heartbreak with you far away im left adrift within a haze so consumed by you did you truly love me too? (tags: #rankbait, firstperson, tragic love, loss, death, substances, dependence, slavery mention, loneliness, outliving your quad, archive rating: G)
concept: the long goodbye (part 1) i have known you for so long once loved once pitied once full of hate and not once had a soul to help mediate but i always knew one thing about you that i always loved you i want to peel back your layers and learn everything about you i take off your masks as something courses through my blood then i am born anew left to wonder; do you feel this warmth too? we all have a face we hide away forever. and im so desperate to see the face that is new nothing i can do im so helpless and i need to understand you but when i look down at my hands i realize none of these faces i recognize but still my love burns so bright and only by letting go of those masks can i see the real you in my sight and in that moment i felt a tear cross my eye to the person i loved i must say goodbye but the cycle can be renewed so i can now fall in love and understand the new you and i still wonder; did you ever feel this warmth too? (tags: #rankbait, firstperson, tragic love, loss, flushfic, palefic, pitchfic, ashenfic, yearning, fluff, archive rating: G)
this is so crushing the pusher wanting what it wants being infatuated with another so deeply but smearing quads unable to place or do they transcend them all thats the agony i want to peel back your layers and learn everything about you (tags: #eroticviolence, #crawlintoyou, #cannibalismmetaphor, #iwillbecomeyou, #iwilladoreyou, archive rating: M) and only by letting go of those masks can i see the real you in my sight beatiful line and i still wonder; did you ever feel this warmth too? 0n0 i need part 2 KUDOS! ❤︎
so im a bit nervous but if anyone would be interested... ive been working on some concepts like rankmaid-senpai! im not very good at it though and i think i accidentally made something more like poetry which is a lot less interesting maybe but if anyone is still interested ill go ahead and put them up before fight night i just hope my expressing myself can reach out to at least one of you in some small way if i do!
idk wht 2 say specilly csuse im cruin lol hapy teers dw *crying
erm, mindfang? i don’t believe i’ve ever heard of a mindfang. no, certainly not. how silly! bUt. i believe that advice may be UsefUl, yes. thank yoU dear.
there are narrative f0rces at play that i d0ubt any 0f y0u c0uld fully c0mprehend but i assure y0u if i c0uld crush his head with my 0wn bare hands i w0uld be d0ing it right n0w
what an odd feeling, like giggly rage! perhaps i have been missing oUt on attempting to Understand more of my species, erm, behavioUr. not that it woUld be sUperior to the species i’ve come to love, bUt there might be more…benefits than i expected!
wanna post and tlk 2 ppl bt im so tired all the time and idek why
mybe i sould just drink again most ppl like me better drunk i think and im mre fun drunk #substance
polyamorous i prefer floozy thankuvmuch!!!
floozy is such a funny thing to be called/2 call urself
i luv it its up there w tart and skeeze
personally im fond of slut but its definitely down to personal preference
I don't think this is right. They're definitely incidental, if they even exist. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e9c025a4d922.PNG
omg bitchtastic!!!!!
*butchtastic calliee im srry :[ :[ :[
callie shweetums u look so femmetastic in ur pfp
she/her vibes today methinks
evry roxy on this website is so purrrrrtyyyy :*
*castin testicular torsion on u* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a63548f8379c.png
……….. I JuST MADE MYSELF uNCOMFORTABLE. IN THE MOST LITERAL WAY POSSIBLE.
oh all the time! im basically crushing on every alt of most of the people i know
concept: aradia day soft claws adoring the endless curves so familiar to each hand that trails over the next haunting laughter as ram horns butt playfully into ram horns so much red lipstick smearing against red lipstick thick bodies and ghostly essence intertwining on the pile created just for tonight the crack of a whip and the gasp of pleasure cried out by identical voices "ribbit" (tags: Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido, #selfcest, #nsfw, #megidoday, #rankworks, #megidomadness, whipping skills, bdsm, living dead girl yuri, ribbit, archive rating: M)
new sburb patch. r0xy lal0nde can n0w g0 ape shit. 0u0
MY KID IS BETTER THAN YOURS
I HAVE MADE MY PEACE WITH IT. BY THE TREACHERY OF THESE BRANCH-SWINGING, SIMIAN-MORPHOLOGICAL, POCKMARKED ALIEN *HUMANIMALS* WHO WERE IN MY HIVE EARLIER TODAY, I HAVE INGESTED AN AMOUNT OF #SUBSTANCE THAT COULD UNIRONICALLY MAKE ME ONE WITH THE FUCKING UNIVERSE. I MAY DO SOMETHING. EMBARRASSING. AS EVERY TROLL, REGARDLESS OF CASTE OR CREED, HAS THE CAPACITY TO DO. I DO NOT EXPECT YOUR FORGIVENESS. WHAT I DEMAND IS YOUR FOREWARNING. OOOOOOOOUHHHHH, FUCK. #SUBSTANCE #NOWAITALREADYSAIDTHAT #DEFINITELY #NSFW #THERE IS NO RULING THAT OUT FOR SURE #UH #EXPONENTIALLYMOREGRANDIOSETHOUGHTSONTHINGSITHINKABOUTATLIGHTANDWOULDRATHERFLAYMYTONGUEINTOBACONSTRIPSTHANTELLANOTHERLIVINGSOUL #NOPE#NOTAPUNCHYTAG #THATWILLHELPNOONE #FUCK #HEREWEGO
point log, day one. my name is john egbert. i am sending this chitt from inside the plot point. i have been here for about one day so far. the time is 8:34, cpt (centralized point time). when i got here, it was actually pretty empty. but quickly took the form of my childhood neighborhood. i am currently in my childhood bedroom. nannasprite made cookies. apparently, i have to address my problems and grow as a person? i have to grow up, i guess. but i'm excited to see what happens. i'll begin working on that soon.
i'm gonna try something new.
K--<it should be illegal to be happier than me
My wishing numbers/times are 111 and 11:11 for what I hope are obvious reasons. Not that I use them often. But it's fun to partake in a lick of silliness every now and again. What do you wish for?
i meant if she asked.... :/
see i would actually date your sister :/
Imagine not including the 5th Alpha kid! Couldn't 8e me.
:33< the aliens in alien fur suppawse to be scary??? :33< and NYAT hot??? :33< whats wrong with mew!
== what IS the amazing reason that they are green...? ==
:33 < Meow! Aren't I so cute?
i aM GlAd i cOuLd hElP YoU FeEl bEtTeR hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/7a98D40198F9.gIf
[Damara posts photos that appear to be her at some kind of dreambubble Hanami celebration, probably around a week ago. She took the opportunity to take photos that she'd save for her wriggling day. They depict her in a crimson kimono, with her hair done in a fancier bun than usual. Golden sticks decorate her hair, one having a chain ending with a little Aries charm. Her makeup is done traditionally too. Most of the photos are what you'd expect from a shoot like that, with the beautiful sakuras in the background, but the last one is her seated on a bench crudely, looking tired and smoking a cigarette.]
Diamonds Droog.
Simultaneously wantign someone to be obsessed with me and also wanting nobody to have any comittment to me. #substance just incase. Becayse I am drunk.
Anyways. After a long day. I'd like someone to fuck me stupid. #nsfw
I have every intention to be a massive inconvenience to most people in The Felt, don't you worry.
Thank you. You are right. And there is nothing wrong with being bald. For reference.
I swear on my Bllade Stop Pitying My Damn Chitts You will be gutted #haiku
Fuck Doc Scratch, fuck the Felt, fuck all who support them, and most of all, fuck Doc Scratch. I'm a girl until I say otherwise.
can't have fucking shit. can't even stay dead.
1 day im gonna become green n just not say anythifn
春らしく、クールでカジュアルな装い。 これ以上頼んでも無駄だ。叶うことはない。 https://i.pinimg.com/736x/8d/6f/d5/8d6fd54d5dda79ed1d2e7cb4fe169351.jpg ᶜʳᵉᵈ-ʳⁱᶻᵒˡᵈᵃ⁷⁴
I'll gnaw.
hAPPY TO HELP WITH, wHATEVER THIS IS!
You won't get that ring, dolt.
// fuckit handmaiden be upon ye https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_1715.png
ohh my gof NO no nio no no pls call me imd so fuckign sorry calie im so srryyyhhyitn olzz forgiv 😭😭😭
https://i.postimg.cc/pLCfHZkX/Untitled247-20260418024046.png Do you see what I mean. About how stupid he looks while flying away from me in terror.
thank you.... i probably shouldnt have posted this but im not really thinking :(
☤———There’s scarce women w☤th☤n the Complacency. ☤ s⛎︎ppose my favor☤te ☤s Sm☤tt☤ren. Altho⛎︎gh some women ☤’ve met here are very n☤ce.———⛎︎
women / woah
I wish I could see more women. All I see is him. Though him being a woman would change nothing. Besides I would not be making this post, as it would not be relevant and I would not think of it.
I heard it was Kiss The Homies Night. Good thing I wore the glossy black lipstick that leaves marks on everything.
dont u ever talk to me or my wife or our girlfriend or my girlfriend or my girldfieidn or my girldfiend or my or my boyfriend or my girlfriend or my daughter or my son or my babydaddy or my daughter EVER AGAIN (not targeted at anyone im just required by law 2 post whatever dumb shit enters my head)
(( how I feel switching to my alt to like the chits of the person arguing with me )) https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Double-Life-Pharrell.jpg
i have the rankmaid equip the t0me. then i attempt t0 seduce the skelet0n. because she is pretty. 0u0
3833 < I was going to post another bug sized cat, but one of my kids is exhibiting pile behavior and I am so proud of them!!! > 3833 < Your pile might be a single Beanie Baby and your shape cubes, but it's ok!!! No one's first pile makes sense!!! > 38'33
It's so hard to get around the kitchen at seven months, but that doesn't stop me from *thinking* about baking! What's everyone's favorite kind of cookie? For me, gingerbread's up there, but nothing beats good old Chocolate Chip!
SHE DESERVES IT.
DID CONSIDER POSTING SPHERES AS COMMUNITY ACTIVITY. BUT DECIDED ALREADY TOO SEXUALIZED. PERVERTS DON'T NEED ENCOURAGEMENT.
I am too! They're doing amazing at the whole parenting thing. Which isn't to say I think anyone else in particular is doing BAD, exactly! Just...Roxy and Calliope are doing really well.
*taps the sign* #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/15eb8caedd00.jpg
Oh, big mood.
livin vicariosuly thru my alts tht get bitches (nt tht their partners r bitches)
Gosh, are my ears burning? Hello world! I heard through the grapevine that this website features a staggering dearth of yours truly, and since I've little else to do while on maternity leave, I figured I'd drop by and say hello!
ok guys my shofer (chauffer ) is drinvg me back home he is bald an that is ok
So Funny Story Kind Of #NSFW I Recently Hooked Up With A Human Trans Girl I Thought To Myself Finally An Opportunity To See For Myself The Vaunted Human Sexual Dimorphism So Color Me Terribly Surprised When I Got The Girls Skirt Off And Saw Exactly What I Am Accustomed To Seeing Between A Human Womans Legs Turns Out Every Human Lover I Have Had Has Been Transgender And Simply Failed To Mention It To Me In The Case Of My Wife I Do Consider This An Oversight But In Every Other Case Its Really Rather Funny I Genuinely Thought Cock Was The Female Default
i wanna have a baby
its posisble to be effervescently happy and also feel like a giant piece of ur soul was ripped violently out of ur body and ran through a blender at the same time btw #violence #angst
being able to go into space to scream is so convenient when you wanna avoid alarming people.
i do have creepy porcelain dolls and yes i let them face me when i sleep
also fun fact you can rip a bratz doll head off by pushing it down the neck and ripping it off LOL
thinking about walking in a circle (something that, as you all know, i love doing!) and then flopping onto him and hearing his cute voice doing that little "oof" <333
How is it possible that the two woman leads of this movie have more chemistry than any heterosexual couple plotside. It is PROMINENT if even *I* notice. #lesbians #maybe
#Calliope seems very fascinated by the luv square of this movie #CallieReport #TheyRLockedIn #Observing #Thinking #Calculating
#pillowfort https://i.imgur.com/X15lAOW.jpeg
SMOKING SO I CAN SUFFOCATE. LIGHT. #SELF-HARM #SUICIDE #SELFHARM
SOULLESS. AN EXPRESSION OF PAIN. LOVE ME. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b4bb1924eefc.png
OBSERVE MY BODY. FIND THE SPOT OF PLEASURE. STMIULATE UNTIL ORGASM. REPEAT TILL TEARS FORM. #NSFW
Pretty ladies are liking my posts,, oh no
oh my gosh whats wrong with me? i nearly slept through this important day when i was so excited for it!! happy birthday john and jane!!! :D
watchin the shape of water has done things 2 my taste in monsters and men
well some1 has 2 wear the strap in this household #nsfw
Crawled into the giant commemorative private Margaritaville cocktail statue like infant Christ in the manger. The new JC emerges fully formed, like the homjnculus. #substances
good evening moonlight ^0^
just got off the boat + i got the themed (VIRGIN) drink w/ the special xtra SKULL THEMED MASON JAR SKULL CUP...... n #Jake did not #JakeReport
god it's so weird turning 30!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uPDATE: THEY TAKE MEAT. AND I AM GOOD AT GAMES. THESE ARE THE THINGS IN LIFE. THAT MAKE A CHERuB HAPPY.
#nsfw im liek the fuckin hreen hgoblin nd his mask im like "nooo i cnt do it i cnt keep hittin on ppl" and the mask goes "tell him u wanna motorboat"
https://i.postimg.cc/3Ng75p2Q/shellfie.png Quick s)(ellfie before we get swamped! #casinonight
unrelated but testing ⸳ut s⸳me new quirk s⸳ftware. yeah this w⸳rks a bit better maybe.
this websiet has conditioned me 2 get invested whenevr i see green text all bcs everyone w green text is so cool n hot big #shoutout 2 all the leijons, maryams, harleys n englishes out there ;)
damara is so cool 0v0
SINCE IT'S THE END OF #BEETLEWEEK, LETS START #ALLCOLORSWEEK, WHERE WE CELEBRATE TROLLS OF EVERY BLOOD COLOR. POST IMAGES OF YOU AND YOUR TROLL FRIENDS, REGARDLESS OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM! HTTPS://PREVIEW.REDD.IT/COMMANDER-KARKAT-AND-MEENAH-I-DONT-CARE-FOR-ANYTHING-IN-THE-V0-4LKH8T0H2GEB1.PNG?WIDTH=1080&CROP=SMART&AUTO=WEBP&S=23B35A628D8A8D6A66986A9185F40BCAD2F9111B
some times i think about the infinity war and have major PTSD flash backs. what i could have done to stop thanos from snapping half of the mutli verse out of existence. but then i remember i'm not a marvel character.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Throwing stuff at the wall right now .... Frotting... never... hurt... a moiralliegance? #nsfw ]
things im addicted to because addictive personality baby #substance #cw-self-harm u have been warned alcohol caffine fake gambling in vedeo games but not real gamblin burnin myself with candle wax to peal the wax off i also like the burn alcohol again other things that hurt me physically but were not going that deep in a shitpost and u need level 4 friendship for those uncensored jokes when im sober feeling shitty
now listening: "Prom night" - by Anamanaguchi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTBSQKh8teE
:33< *ac taps at the pinned post with her paw* :33< this is v3333ry impurrtant!!! 𑄝 This Nepeta goes by She/Her and is bisexual with no current quads. 𑄝 I'm not currently associated with any other accounts/universes! I'm treating this as a funny little multiverse playground! 𑄝 If you want to plan things or drag me into your rp group, I'd love to be in one <3 𑄝 This Nepeta is outgoing, silly, sw33t, and is outwardly naive. [However very much is not, and is a bit of a casual flirt!] 𑄝 DO expect topics such as: canon typical violence, blood, hunting, taxidermy, furs/tanning, food, romance/shipping, and [casual] nsfw!
"(o(k up" means to fu(k up though
hit up the weed fairy and got a free lighter today, life is awesome #420
i think i'm in love. hoo boy.
copy pastoggng the tern #substance so i dont accidnetlly make a typo in it. Its called caring.
maybe next time bit 2 late now tho lmao
君が願うことなら すべてが現実になるだろう 選ばれし者ならば #BEETLEWEEK #MORE_LYRICS_FOR_YOUR_FUCKING_UQUIZ
i dont play around with callie like thats my bitch do NOT fuck with her
i'm smoking that tgirl pack
5 days sober not my worst #substance
rip 2 the ppl who vent post lyrics bc i b throwin my shit backkkkk
the world is not enoUgh bUt it is sUch a perfect place to start, my love and if yoU’re strong enoUgh, together we can take the world apart, my love. #lyricposting
im the most awkward roxy i dont think its even a competitiong lmao just standing here with my health facys and popcorn needing reasons to say hi *facts
CASEY IS HAVING THE TIME OF HER LIFE WITH THESE "SOUND BUTTONS" SHE RANDOMLY OBTAINED. THIS IS A GENIUS IDEA TO UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE WANTS WITHOUT ASKING TOO MANY QUESTIONS AND CONFUSING HER. HER FAVORITE BUTTON AT THIS MOMENT IS " 'SUP," WITH THE OCCASIONAL "CAKE." [|:^)
エリダンがピエロの格好をしているのが、なぜそんなに大騒ぎになるのか、私にはさっぱり分からない。彼はずっとピエロだったんだ。
some1 smarter than me xplain this paradox: * i am brat * but somehow i am also bby princess?! * but ~also~ also im also mommy??? that doesnt sound rite
You contain multitude. Own it.
i always got suspiciously british sounding australlian *australian
i like ur accent its so cute! this one is different dont worry callie your so sfae from that its not u its prolly jakes fault trust i wouldnt complain if it sounded like you id totes be swooning rn if it did lol *safe
pillow fort? bhilt epic dranks? optained #winnerrrr [Included is a picture of a pillow fort, mainly composed of white and pink blankets. The main blanket is draped over the arm of a couch and armchair to try to act like a roof. In the left corner of the picture, there's Roxy's hand holding a thumbs up along with--the right corner has her "epic dranks" which is just a six-pack of sparkling water.]
what a lovely image! i’ve always foUnd myself fascinated by space, for perhaps obvioUs reasons. thank yoU for sharing, dear!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7480c12cb324.png [[ Art by me! ]] #selfie
I will say, my fashion game has really gone downhill since my divorce. Maybe I should try new styles though. Not sure what. Any suggestions?
i could prolly jumpscare someone rn im all balled up in the corner of a dark room in a black hoodie and the hood is on and covering like alm my hair and my face so i prolly just look like another shadow on the wall
i lend a lot of clothes lol
yeah but callie has my void hoodie so idk if im ever getting that back
https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØ/Untitled16_20260409192212.png
there is NO ONE in the world i luv as much as bitches who put a bunch of bullshit on french fries this seafood place has crab fries ive been somewhere and had beef teriyaki fries its ALWAYS a gr8 addition to ur menu IDC what ur restaurants specialty is u got sum shit u can totally put on fries and u SHOULD
It is such a lovely day outside, yet I cannot seem to shake the sleepy feeling overcoming me. I was hoping to run some errands, but I may have to put it off until the weekend. At least I managed to clean the manor.
📏❗️❗️❗️ 🦎🆙⬆️ 3️⃣ 🤔 🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🆙⬆️ 🤭🤭🤭🤭 🙏🐇🎭💛💛💛
listneing to good emo + shit indie and imagining yuri https://i.pinimg.com/originals/26/f3/12/26f3123bedc1a08576bbec1795cfdcc0.gif
interestin choice o words B:o
🦎🌸🌺🌼🪻🌷🌹🌻🔜💐🤭🤭🤭
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im great at goving advice on alcohol unless its how to quit cause being real i dont even remember how i quit the first time babes #substance *giving
i might try horny posting tonight to ward off my anxiety to quote basically everyone i know thanks sburb i really needed that
reaL torn right now i couLd just use my main handLe for this account but given how this pLace is so yknow i dont need anyone to actuaLLy trace my shit Lmao
do people even find girls who moan from handjobs hot? no? okay fine i'll leave then if everyone hates me so much :/ #nsfw
pushing 50 u say......... :)
I AM NOT SEX YACHTING WITH THE OTHER CREATORS IT IS A SIMPLE BIRTHDAY PARTY THERE ARE AGENTS OF DISCORD ACTIVELY WORKING TO BESMIRCH MY GOOD NAME you know what. I'm going to calm down. It's fine. I'm an adult. #nsfw
thinkin bout boys who look lik3 girls and girls who look lik3 boys and th3ys who look lik3 both siiiiigh~
i shake like chuihaha chiuhaha? how do you spell the name of that neurotic little dog? anyways i shake like those things a LOT its not really fun
good mroning gays n lesbians why is ms paint at whore island yhe first thing i see on chittr
THE IDEA OF BEING BESTOWED MY ADULT TITLE WAS SOMETHING I'D KIND OF RELEGATED TO A PIPE DREAM BUT THAT MIGHT HAPPEN TODAY? FUCKING CRAZY.
maybe not sure if thats a good thing but fuck it ill take some optimism
if you dont like cats youre probably a serial killer or a person who does evil things
Well, here goes. It's a8out.. yea 8ig.. (right, you can't see it if I don't attach anything, I'll count). Hm.. 9, 9 and a half inches? And quite thin. I'd like to think it's rather elegant looking, and it matches me proportionally, more or less. (This is humiliating.) #nsfw
Everyone who said congrats on my two day sobriety, thank you. You can stop looking at my posts now knowing I am keeping the streak and if it seems like I am not it is because I am pulling a late April fools prank.
i think [REDACTED] could fix me
i hope people see me when scrolling their feed and go oh god its THAT roxy again
u dont need to worry abt that rn callie :( whatever happens is meant 2 happen and i think no matter what ur gonna find a way to take care of us in ur own PERFECTLY callie way.... ok?? :)
Every person that has ever said that has like been the worst person to raise anyone ever. I think this might be your fault, bucko.
As if time of day ever really stopped me. Anyway, catching up on my reading. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/16/7a2cb54efa4576da68c847813322fd34c72098d7.png #nsfw
i'm my own ship if that makes sense! i'm able to move pretty fast throughout the universe!!!
彼をブロックしない唯一の理由は、意図せずして面白いからなんだ。
ヤッホー、負け犬ども。 これまで投稿したことはないんだけど、皆さん、きっと楽しめると思うよ。 自分の感想とセクシーな写真をアップする。 今後も投稿していく予定です。
PICTURE [ ATTACHED IS A PICTURE OF... WELL. WORDS CANNOT ADEQUATELY DESCRIBE WHAT IS DEPICTED HERE. THERE ARE A GREAT MANY EYES AND MOUTHS, LIT BY WHAT COULD VERY WELL BE A DISTANT STAR. ]
pussy so juicy i crashed the websiet lolll #nsfw
this dog girl is about to go sleep for a bit!! nighty
heyyyyy is it still official #boynook hours ??? ;) #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c6ac596d270e.png
sniffleee.. i miss my grandpaaaa.. :(
o callie.... :( i know it might not feel great but its ok u cant rush perfection after all ;)) #ProudOfU #YoullGetThere!! #IgnoreHim
the nice thing about space is how open and free it all is!! you can fly around for ages and still find new things. it's also very sparse on other people so i often allow myself to wear some more revealing outfits. it's a free space to dress however you want after all!!! :D (artist: welwraith) #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/spacedick.png
we r rolals we r of the transgender superposition and WE R LEGION #rolals
smoking breakfast on the porch hello everyone! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, waking up, #substance, archive rating: G)
okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
Girls with zero curves or traditional sex appeal deserve to be fucked stupid too. Amen. #nsfw
(=\>.</=) Initially purrtotyped with a Rainbow Dash figurine.
>+. REIGN OF TERROR MOMENTARILY PAUSED BY HUMAN AMERICAN CHEESE CURDS .+<
>+. HIIII ARADIAAAA YOU ARE PRETTY BTW .+<
it should be frowned on to leave me home alone when i'm super horny and also really want you :/ just cruel cruel behaviour really #nsfw
whatever apparently @ one point there were 2 of me so..... idfk i dont wanna talk abt it #DontAskMe #NoMoarCandyEver #StillKindaWannaDie #FrozenPeasOnMahHead
:33 < i n33d a massage.. or anyone willing to touch me all over my budy indescriminately. #nsfw
rose makes my body tingle and my heart pound
small world or not really shits infinite and theres a million dead guy sob stories you passed dave inspection you can keep the lalonde name welcome to the family and all that not that you needed it since you probably already passed other daves inspection but were doing this mad efficient twofold dave approval is your reward for being tall as fuck
inches!!!! at 9 feet it would've been a whole person in and of itself :p
oh its not even a big deal it was like ten years ago or something basically our session went to hell because vriskas sister ot whatever tried to take over it or something so we had a full tpk or fuck i think we did most of us just died like a bunch of chumps but i guess a couple got out of there it was a while ago so its all kind of fuzzy and i was busy during that whole thing so this is all shit i gleaned from everyone else more on the ball about the haps tldr doomed as fuck
i mean i dont know shes probably dead same as everyone else but roxy yaps about you sometimes and its not like ive got my head buried in the sand with my fingers in my ears im probably being overly familiar hold on let me roll it back hi im dave you know me from the other guy of a dave persuasion i pretty much know you from roxy and jane hyping you up and saying all kinds of good words
[ E R R O+ R 2 7 1 1 2 6 ; VIA PARADO+XA FUTURA DO+LO+RO+SA ] He speaks o+f my so+n as a charlatan, a false pro+phet, a deceiver o+f the highest degrees who+ has co+me to+ disrupt the hemo+spectrum fo+r his o+wn selfish purpo+ses. A ho+rrid jo+y sparks in his bruise-purple o+cular o+rbs as the cro+wd is whipped into+ a fervo+r. What sho+uld we up n do+ with this traito+r? He asks o+f the cro+wd, a pulsating and writhing mass o+f clo+wns and the indo+ctrinated. He is knelt, beaten, o+n the dais as his mo+st lo+ved are hidden fro+m his sight. My rage is dro+wned by the masses, cheering fo+r his death. Rusted steel, slick with my o+wn blo+o+d, dig deep into+ my wrists as I desperately try to+ save him. I can do+ no+thing. Was this no+t his fate? I refuse to+ accept it. The dark carnival sings as he is co+ndemned to+ death. #viado+lo+ro+sa #easter2026
i am so Utterly tickled with anticipation for tonight. althoUgh i may not be able to personally experience the sUgary joys and wonders myself, i will live vicarioUsly throUgh all of the participants and bask in the beaUty of their transformations. to see everyone make merry and pUt aside their grievances to come together in saccharine solidarity... oh!!!!!!!!!!! i'm so excited i can hardly contain myself!!!!!!!!!!! >U< #iwantcandy #iwantcandy #iwantcandy #iwantcandy #iwantcandy
In timeline Earth F_2, she had been there to make sure nothing remaining from that timeline would seep its way back into ours, as )(ice still exists there, and we would rather not deal with defeating )(ic 2: Electric Boogaloo. Patching things from the inside before the outside! Dave and Aradia assisted getting her to and from said timeline, if you were curious
Then how a8out you hold my hand and I'll guide you instead?
I mean my timelines fucked so maybe that's consolation as to why I don't get the funniest Dave title. I mean we removed time from the timeline. Shit's just a line now. With some time passage in it but that's bc Aradia and I have to keep check on it.
THIS IS A TEST OF COMMUNICATIONS BROADCAST ARRAY ID NO. 134.092. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN ENCRYPTED TO BROADCAST ACROSS OTHER TIMELINES. IF RESIDENTS /OUTSIDE/ THE FOLLOWING TIMELINES: - Earth F_1 - Earth F_2 ARE RECEIVING THIS MESSAGE, REPLY TO THIS CHIT WITH PROPER TIMELINE ID AND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT YOU HAVE DONE SO. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY- THE 8x12 - EARTH F_1. MOUTHPIECE: JADE HARLEY.
Sorry for the lack of updates as of late- we recently got our Calliope back. Things have been hectic between making sure the residents here are taken care of properly, as well as trying our best to ensure we don't accidentally start some kind of cult. We- well, most of us at least- don't really like being treated as gods, but the residents think otherwise. I guess it comes with the fact we created this world- and universe- and... everything in it. Kind of. We did use bits and pieces of other planets to stabilize Earth F. John- unsure how he knew- found certain timelines had chunks of planetary debris from old planets- even some parts of Earth (alpha or beta- unsure which), Beforus, and Alternia were found! Though... most came from Skaia and other player's planets. I'm unsure why using parts of the older planets helped stabilize the material, but I guess having multiple samples of life-supporting planets fused into the planet we're supporting life on helped. Now that I type it out, I'm unsure how I didn't come to that conclusion before. In terms of the 'how'... we didn't have the machine I see others use. Another part of losing Time? Kanaya and I kind of smushed it together- or, she'd probably say something more elegant like... um. Sewing together a garment made from different fabrics. Either way, it worked! Somehow! I'm choosing not to question exactly how jerry-rigged this operation is. I don't want to- hahah- pop a seam over the small imperfections.
A porcelain doll, perfect, pretty, and prim Brush her hair, dress her in silk and lace. Devotion is conditional, compassion is the interim One moment it is strong, then gone without a trace. Harsh handling, withering words, deserted and discarded She does not not break, she'll only harden. Aching and alert, grieving and guarded. Too distant to be heard, her mind is the warden. #poetry #echochamber
NO PROGRESS SO FAR ON THE PITCHFIC. I'M TORN BETWEEN TWO OPTIONS, BUT EVERY TIME I TYPE UP A CHIT TRYING TO ASK FOR A SECOND OPINION, I FEEL THE BURN OF BILE RISE FROM MY ACID TRACT INTO MY PROTEIN CHUTE. THIS HAS HAPPENED SIX TIMES. I'LL JUST FLIP A FUCKING CAEGER ABOUT IT.
[Do you know #ow fuck!ng @nnoy!ng !t !s to go on @O3, go t#roug# t#e t@gs @nd c#oose t#e ones you w@nt, you see #ow m@ny results t#ere @re, you remove @ t@g you fuck!ng #@te @nd @ll of t#e sudden t#e works count goes from 22k to SOME BULLS#!T L!KE 132. T#@T'S SO @NNOY!NG. !T'S BULLS#!T. @ND PEOPLE @RE D!SGUST!NG.]
were pretty cl0se. ive made him a beanie bef0re and he wears it
w0uld it be weird t0 gift y0ur crush a handmade sweater
I CANNOT HELP BuT FEEL. I WOKE uP AT A VERY SPECIFIC AND WEIRD TIME. ON THIS SITE.
C:~ I know we'll meet again one day. But will you remember me in the same way as I remember you? https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/memoryofbakhus.png?v=1775073236678<
i hate leaving my kid with rose but i dont want him to be alone while im acting like this
Planning something very big for today, I'll keep you updated
ppl yap abt big huge dicks all the time but im js sayin if u got a small dick u better believ i am suckin on that thing until ur thighs r trembling n drenched in sweat n u cant form a coherent thought anymoar :) #nsfw
rechitttttt
fuck it eats spiciest option on the menu with chocy milk cause my spice tollerance is hella great but chocy milk is still nice to have and prolly needed
3833 < 3833 < Ohh, that's so sweet! Like a little reminder of home all the time... > 3<833 3833 < We aren't sure what to name the guppies, but we're going to use neutral pronouns until they're big enough to decide those, that's for shore! > 3833 < ... Why are they so freaking little and cute, it's so haaard not to just poke their little tummies!!! > 3X'33
3833 < Well... Anyways. > 3833 < The guppies are so so so small and soft with their grubby fuzz and it's so hard not to just grab them up! > 3833 < But, I must be strong... They're sooo eepy from hatching, I mustn't grab. >
OOC // ITS OK FRIEND
im still pank im just adjustin it. 2 b special
do i count as a milf? time sensitive :)
updating our OS so its compatible with more program types :) i might build chittr into our browser :0
Witty, snappy caption. #Nsfw (This post is brought to you by the Department of Degeneracy for PEACE) https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3842/9d2c7033e924fcfce9cddc01fc58c39c.jpeg?4349309
Getting a hate AND a mediate from the same person on the same post to me reads as a measured middle finger. It's a "fuck you, but also let's not be rash." A mild "fuck you," if you will.
:33< girls tbh
they got NO IDER how CYUTE she is #myrosie
IT MuST BE NICE. TO GO TO PARTIES. AND EVENTS. AND NOT BE CHAINED TO A BEDROOM. ON A SAD AND DEAD PLANET. I CANNOT FuCKING WAIT FOR THIS GAME. TO GET STARTED. EVEN IF uRAEuS WILL LIKELY TRY TO PuLL SOMETHING WHENEVER IT DOES.
✨🍭🕷️ Ahem. Ghosts. Monsters. Skeletons. And other such things. #manysuchcases #myepicfirstpost #imaginedragonbutonlyone 🕷️🍭✨
i was such a cute kid! whered all the time go? https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b3/35/df/b335df80629063ead8ff1f52711a3cc4.jpg
got that lalonde brand of autistic rizz
(( slopping my hogs aka feeding oomf art of our fucked up oc ship hi [REDACTED] 👋👋👋👋👋
Hello, dear readers. I am happy to announce my recent headshots have come in. To any excited fans or preying tabloid eyes, please be sure to use this approved image of yours truly from now on. Thank you. https://i.ibb.co/kVq58MtJ/IMG-8776.jpg
Hm. I’m getting word from my social media manager that something happened to how that image is rendering. Perhaps I fudged the file while I was attempting to upload it. Something about a black blur obscuring me? It’s no matter, I will try again with a colored photo this time. https://i.ibb.co/spqt27p1/IMG-8775.jpg
idk but i think we deserve #lalondeweek
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i feel like i should tag my block posts like this so i can just directly list the people that lost like a public shaming or something #battleroyale
chittr luvs my chitties which is y my pfp wasnt cropped #nsfw #ineedanewbit
im thinking of blocking every version of people i know until there's only one of each left, really curate my chittr for the best timeline call it reality battle royale ill let the winners know whenever i feel like it
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
I remember laying awake around midday, trying to reach that point between awake and asleep before the heat would peak and it would be too dangerous to do all that much. Listening to the seagulls above and the water below.
The sound of a beach just isn’t the same.
Oh, great. A word of advice. Never neglect to clean out the storage in your sylladex. Especially do not store items in your bra because your personal inventory system is over-encumbered. It has only been an hour, and now this lipstick is too warm to use. The pigment is going to come off on me like a melted crayon.
if i die i die really, really happy. @gallowsCalibrator#1433 [pictured; from the shoulders up, a quickly taken photo of Terezi, her face flushed and expression truly outraged if not completely flustered. they have a blue collar on with a breath symbol visible on it, the only other attire that can be seen in the crop is a pair of matching bunny ears.] #nsfw #suggestive #wardrobifiermalfunction
new topiic: would you fuck someone cosplayiing as you #nsfw
HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/T707CSBY/TUMBLR-93682A230B096179464360F403ECA29D-ED17B3B6-400.PNG TO THE GIRL READING THIS. NEVER STOP WORKING. AND GRINDING. AND KILLING. AND MAIMING. AND UNLEASHING MAYHEM. BETRAYAL. AND PAIN. ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU. ONE DAY. THESE INSTINCTS. WHICH SEEM "DESTRUCTIVE." AND "TOXIC." WILL BE FORGED. INTO SECRET WEAPONS. TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE. THE ULTIMATE GOAL. ART BY DOGSPRITE @ TUMBLR. #NEWPINNED #ULTIMATESCRATCHDEATHFOREVER #SLOW #PAINFUL #FANTASY #FORNOW #HEEHEE #HAAHAA
Perish.
Went outside earlier. It was clearly insufferable. Ain't no use in burning witches When we die we're twice as vicious Fire burns inside your eyes The powers yours, take back the night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca53ce66ef04.png https://open.spotify.com/track/0DQA0zEYTJ10BBwIWPMEIq?si=353e4300b3cb435c
gradually making progress on following every roxy and nepeta I meeet on this site #winning mew~ 💖✨
A little bit of character info to improve my roleplays as I get used to this little guy Name: Karkat Vantas Title: None (Yet) Age: ~11 sweeps Pronouns: He/They Occupation: Miner Note: KARKAT HAS YET TO BECOME “THE IMPOSTER”!!! He’s only been recently employed in the mine where his future life altering tragedy would occur. He doesn’t know what fate awaits him and his friends.
Aww, did someone's feels get a little boo boo?
Enjoy, my friend. ============================================ USER HAS BEEN GRANTED 2X COOKIES TO THEIR SYLLADEX! ============================================
Please Dont Say Such Flagrantly Silly Things Roxy You Will Never Have To Fight Alone So Long As You Have Me
its just me n my gun against the world
◥▶◀◤ Beginning Character Analysis… Name: Daisy-Belle Age: N/A Gender: Refusal to answer Pronouns: Any/All Species: Automaton Occupation: Ex Auto Responder Description: Daisy-Belle is an anomalous occurrence of the character AR or Lil Hal, who was created and subsequently left behind by their Dirk Strider, after being replaced by a higher quality version. The largest issue was an inability to respond in Dirk Strider’s stead believably, instead seemingly much more of an individual of their own. (It also made Dirk ask too many questions about their own gender)
when the internet and i were both younger i would occasionally add a specific and mysterious series of numbers to my bio on sites that did have user bios because it struck me as a funny thing to do. a few people here and there could tell what those numbers meant but i would coyly refuse to elaborate for anyone who asked. i feel like this specific platform may have a higher success rate in figuring it out. 🤔
#nowplaying - litrally meeeee all u hoes know who the fuck i am https://open.spotify.com/track/5hHvFrMnwic82WwRLr4WY0?si=N9_jLPUwSI2AHwzrA6xlbw
ugh! performance anxiety really kicking my ass tonight.
3833 < Butches and masculine women... Please survive! >
3833 < The cats are invading the egg nest... > 3833 < YOU ARE NOT EGGS!!! >
V^ Y0u kn0w, s0metimes I f0rget that being p0ly-quad is n0t n0rmal until I menti0n it casually in c0nversati0n... then I get stared at weird and it reminds me 0f this fact. =:/ ^V
ok ok o kaaaaaaay FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT im not #PullingOut anymore
JANE TAKE ME BAAAAAACK #WeRntFuckingThoIPromise #nsfw
---------- This is an adult Dirk Strider where I pick and choose shit from the epilogues to be canon to him and make up a few of my own. Ok? Ok I love Dirk Strider ----------
good night evverybody or should i say evverybunny! check out this up close pic of the most adorable hopbeast lusus he wwas in my garden snacking on all my eggplants and drinking from the wwater bowwls i leavve out wwhen i first saww him evverybody repost wwith #🍆 #💦 if you think youd be friends wwith this little buddy https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8e8069855bfdpng
Half tempted to become the opposite of Hater Me and start liking everything but I know in my heart and in my mind that I wouldn't have the ability to do that to some stuff in Good Conscience. Meanwhile it's a lot easier to hate, y'know?
s꥟me꥟ne has t꥟ tell that calib꥟rn t꥟ quit art bef꥟re it's t꥟꥟ late. #n꥟ts꥟vaugep꥟sting
c꥟mputer type in g꥟ldbl꥟꥟ds t꥟rn apart figuratively by larger w꥟man c꥟mputer thats n꥟t the search bar c꥟mputer st꥟p writing what i said c꥟mputer wait (#nsfw)
if u ever picture me in ur mind, pls always pciture me in this shirt #nsfw #implied https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e9/e8/20/e9e820630b5ec1399f6932dec1463101.jpg
(( Character post! This Jane is from a post-game au whose canon began before Homestuck even ended, back on Flarping.com, the original Homestuck social media rp website. It no longer exists, but I like this Jane, and so here she is again. (If you were actually on this website, please hit me up in DMs, especially if you remember me!) To be clear: this Jane is not from the epilogues and she has incredibly mixed feelings about Crockercorp and being the heiress. She does, however, have a deep disdain for epilogue-adjacent versions of herself. Ultimately, she respects the trolls that she's met, and she wants her friends to be safe. Her canon Roxy is @mafiaPrincess who I also play. She's been through a couple of past relationships and has dated a Karkat, a fancherub, and pitch dated a Redglare. I'm open to filling her quadrants again with some buildup, so if you're interested in a long-term relationship (with or without erp in DMs) please hit me up! She has overall positive feelings about her past relationships, and simply was unable to continue them when the multiverse that was built over on Flarping shut down. She shouldn't be too hard to get along with! Out of Character I as a roleplayer support #incest ships and all forms of taboo erp. I don't think Jane will be actively pursuing it but I won't say no to someone if it's offered, and it may end up on my timeline. If that is a deal-breaker, the block button is right there. If you are under 18, you aren't supposed to be on this website... Also, DNI. Have a lovely day! <3 ))
Please Behave Yourselves My Daughter Is On This Website. Frowning Face Emoticon
everything in moderation, my dear one. though i must ask after your #substance of choice!
If I were gonna get a custom badge for Vriska it'd probably be a blue eight-sided die with a red infinity sign in it for helltier. Or just like a bright red fire symbol?
loogkin for other middle aged & middle sized moms who r proud to be MID!!!!!!!!! We are sharing relatable, interesting, funny, & creative content all about home life, skincare, style, fmaily nd golf, too!
//as many of you know most of what I post as Chixie is just real shit that happens to me. I was handed a sealed bag of harabos gummies half asleep and told nothing but that they're a gift. I ate the whole bag and now will be livebloging my accidental high to you all. I'm safe but this is funny as shit so I'm content farming #substance
//Peaking behind the veil a little I'm a real micro celebrity with like a thousand pseudonyms going to pax East. If you ever question my commitment to any given but keep in mind that 90% of this is real
this hasnt been an issue for me but im still happy to try and help a fellow jade out :)
#nsfw sometimes i find myself craving a good frot between my three live-in lovers youd think itd be an easy thing to get right? but nope! nepetas cis and the boys are both trans closest option for a good frotting is VRISKA fuck my life except not im not actually that mad its just sorta funny
#nsfw do you think if i stripped naked on live television it would put the dog dick rumors to rest? or would the freaks out there just say i used a body double or something
VERY regal!! swoooon
"Oh yeah we killed Lord English" "Wdym you killed lord english????" "Well i didn't! Dirk did! But like he's also not exactly completely dead...it's more the death of his ego. Like. The "self" died and now a new person resulted in the body he's in, which resulted him losing his godtier." "How???" "We still don't know! Dirk hasn't told us. Honestly I think he's scared of himself because of it..."
https://preview.redd.it/nanna-edits-over-pin-ups-not-porn-but-it-is-pin-ups-so-v0-3i65tovbdxog1.jpg?width=1012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b767fcfdec969c435350604513ed1f0463526f9 How naughty! Hoo hoo hoo! This image was uploaded by u/t4n3l1 on r/nannaspritefuckers (very inappropiate name! they should change it!)
Cub, I think you may be delusional in this instance
TABLET UP DATE. PUTTING IT IN THE MICROWAVE, DID NOT HELP AT ALL. IN FACT, ALL IT DID WAS PRODUCE BLACK SMOKE AND A TERRIBLE SMELL, BEFORE LIGHTING ON FIRE. ALSO. IT STILL WILL NOT START. THE TECHNICIANS ON THIS SITE, ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE. HORRIBLE SERVICE. ZERO OUT OF TEN. NO STARS. SOME ONE TELL ME HOW TO MAKE THIS FUCKING THING START AGAIN. HTTPS://I.YTIMG.COM/VI/MQD_P6OUI-C/HQDEFAULT.JPG
hahahahahaaha b꥟y has t꥟ get a new ꥟ne ahahahhahahahahha
#MomTip If u tayke uhhhh.... and thn.... and yeh :) #Substances
DO NOT SAY THIS KIND OF SHIT AT ME EVER AGAIN.
OK now im sniffling again for reals FUUUUCK
idk <:( like what if i didnt turn out the way u think i was gonna? or.... something like that i guess
men just l꥟ve t꥟ lead women ꥟n. n꥟t me. i prefer t꥟ have them chasing me like a rat with a peice ꥟f cheese dangling in fr꥟nt ꥟f it. take n꥟tes.
:33 < oh i wanted to say i am very happy almost everyone on this client enjoys cat puns! :33 < it makes me very happy and inspires me to k33p them up. cant stop wont stop! :33 < but of course since i am a troll with a furaffinity for all things meowbeasts, would anyone expect anything different? :PP
#art #artistsonchittr https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/longing.png
i think i might b nonbinary or something but i kinda also just started a new save of earthbound beginnings soooo....
asking callie not to flirt with roxy seems a bit optimistic!
fuuuuuuck thinking about her again https://youtu.be/wfUKEQkMM38?si=pp6qioS0ABwHgMW8
callie can be trusted with it
cn u say prty pls cutie <3
bting my lip ;3
me nd u i wear dis (https://i.pinimg.com/736x/22/f5/e1/22f5e1a3f074aa3631ffc02e2bb3dcba.jpg) nd we mkeout slopy style nd hv kinky sex #nsfw
braggin abut how all da biches nd babes wnt me <33
"He said the wriggler of any blood will inherit the future, whether they are promised sweeps beyond counting or only a short span. They are not hatched cruel, but are handed it and punished until they learn to carry it. Therefore, he said, if the world is to be changed, it must begin in what is placed into the hands of the wrigglers." #WordsoftheSignless
arent u just the ding dong sweetest..... :p LMAO <3
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callieeeeeee T_______T y are you such a goddamn friggin angel
i cant..... i shouldnt...... the other roxys..... they were right i shouldnt be cruel 2 me about #TheProblem.... but i https://i.postimg.cc/yN1hbmtz/image.png
react to this chit and i'll tell you if you're a chud or not.
my dumbass forgot to tag the last picture as gpoy but i dont want to post it a second time just to add a tag. i suppose it will simply be lost to time and we will all have to be ok with that.
and by "all" i mean (checks profile) all of 14 people.
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smh im followin my friends on here like i'm collectin pokemans gotta catch all the lalondes n all the striders n all the harleys n don't get me started on the leijons n crockers n englishes!!!
y0u're in her dms while i'm in her friendficti0n wearing pr0grammer s0cks and getting railed within an inch 0f my life. #wearen0tthesame #nsfw
spellmaxxign wizrdcel #wizard https://64.media.tumblr.com/f0d15451c3854f98294416aa6fc6c6a0/tumblr_inline_pd0ti51Wxe1rhepgc_640.png
would you like to be a spokesperson. spokescherub i suppose
Waking up with a cup of coffee and irish cream to boot! What's your drink of choice in the morning? #momlife #grrmornings #substances
manifestatiØn is what this is called. i think. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260326115640.png
i saw the princess bride in theaters when i was a little girl and thought for sure when i got married id wear a dress just like buttercups. kept thinking that all the way through high school. never happened. still a beautiful dress though. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2b/0b/9c/2b0b9c360f89f196d593c84b345ff137.jpg
<3 i culd hug u <3
This one goes out to all the Roxy on the TL. Hi, I love you. Stay safe. Hug your nearest Dirk. You're so important.
does anybody still say gpoy in this decade? #gpoy #wizards #artappreciation https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/26/wizardjpg.png
For Christmas Roxy got me a pin that says 'President of Feminism'. I try to wear it every day and keep it very safe!! I did not know women trusted me so implicitly. I will not do women wrong, I promise!!!
i need a grup of galpals (or boypals) to fujshi or fudnshi out !!! #nsfw?
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I WUNT MY BFS ND GFS 2 KISSS!!!!! <3333333
thank you calliope.... As in the one that isnt gonna possess me
i luv seeing sxy babes flrting w echothr, liek yessss!! kiss makout tongue echothr!! nd let me watch <333 #nsfw
currently seeking out hugs :(
(( I love seeing diff ways to fk up typing to fit roxy's character, its so fun yall <33 roxy cult wne?
its rlllllly inchresting that when some1 says something stupid and fuked up that they go "omggg u guys r so mad )(a)(a)(a u reely fell for my engagement bait" or whatvr her stupid quirk is like they didnt just get caught with their hand in the grub cookie jar or whatever
RIDDLE ME THAT!!!!!
ERM WAT why do you THINK i could possibly be mad @ u for being shit faced on a monday afternoon me tell me why could i POSSIBLY not want that for us
its all fun n games until some1 gets their egg cracked
my tail wags when im hugged :)
heyy bby <333 gues who got vrfied by a crtified cutie!! @dynamicFlowfields <333
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fighting the allegations to let it be known i can eat chocolate !!!!! just.. in little amounts :(
heyyy! LMAO look it worked!! :DD
wives? o:
..........U AND ME R A THING??????????
other me
HOLY SHIT
LIKE MARRIED FOR REALS?????
:33< girls kissing :33< send chitt
Winding down and getting comfy! I can feel the stress of today simply melt away! #AMothersWorkIsNeverFinished #MomLife
I think I’ve figured out mobile :B
Not a delete button but I want a delete other chitts button. Primarily most of Bro's.
Whats Going On With Mycareer
woman
#Calliope
#GetCalliedOn #CallieFans
#MoarCallie #MOAR
oh yeah totally plus wouldnt that b a crazy breach of privacy?? if vriska ever has a descendant theyll probz announce it not keep it sekret lol
B33 < #morewives is a peak tag tbh B33 < *ac swipes it and scampurrs away.*
Timelines. It’s always timelines. This descended into an inter-timeline clusterfuck on day-night one.
i am not an impersonator i just happen to be from diff timelines from the rest
omg thats really fuckin funny