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tHe wInD SuRe iS CuSsY ToDaY!

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small world or not really shits infinite and theres a million dead guy sob stories you passed dave inspection you can keep the lalonde name welcome to the family and all that not that you needed it since you probably already passed other daves inspection but were doing this mad efficient twofold dave approval is your reward for being tall as fuck

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inches!!!! at 9 feet it would've been a whole person in and of itself :p

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oh its not even a big deal it was like ten years ago or something basically our session went to hell because vriskas sister ot whatever tried to take over it or something so we had a full tpk or fuck i think we did most of us just died like a bunch of chumps but i guess a couple got out of there it was a while ago so its all kind of fuzzy and i was busy during that whole thing so this is all shit i gleaned from everyone else more on the ball about the haps tldr doomed as fuck

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i mean i dont know shes probably dead same as everyone else but roxy yaps about you sometimes and its not like ive got my head buried in the sand with my fingers in my ears im probably being overly familiar hold on let me roll it back hi im dave you know me from the other guy of a dave persuasion i pretty much know you from roxy and jane hyping you up and saying all kinds of good words

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me when im farming: jade barley

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[ E R R O+ R 2 7 1 1 2 6 ; VIA PARADO+XA FUTURA DO+LO+RO+SA ] He speaks o+f my so+n as a charlatan, a false pro+phet, a deceiver o+f the highest degrees who+ has co+me to+ disrupt the hemo+spectrum fo+r his o+wn selfish purpo+ses. A ho+rrid jo+y sparks in his bruise-purple o+cular o+rbs as the cro+wd is whipped into+ a fervo+r. What sho+uld we up n do+ with this traito+r? He asks o+f the cro+wd, a pulsating and writhing mass o+f clo+wns and the indo+ctrinated. He is knelt, beaten, o+n the dais as his mo+st lo+ved are hidden fro+m his sight. My rage is dro+wned by the masses, cheering fo+r his death. Rusted steel, slick with my o+wn blo+o+d, dig deep into+ my wrists as I desperately try to+ save him. I can do+ no+thing. Was this no+t his fate? I refuse to+ accept it. The dark carnival sings as he is co+ndemned to+ death. #viado+lo+ro+sa #easter2026

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well... its that time again! 0u0 #nsfw #titties ((can't find the op of the art)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/01b3818962f6.jpg

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i am so Utterly tickled with anticipation for tonight. althoUgh i may not be able to personally experience the sUgary joys and wonders myself, i will live vicarioUsly throUgh all of the participants and bask in the beaUty of their transformations. to see everyone make merry and pUt aside their grievances to come together in saccharine solidarity... oh!!!!!!!!!!! i'm so excited i can hardly contain myself!!!!!!!!!!! >U< #iwantcandy #iwantcandy #iwantcandy #iwantcandy #iwantcandy

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In timeline Earth F_2, she had been there to make sure nothing remaining from that timeline would seep its way back into ours, as )(ice still exists there, and we would rather not deal with defeating )(ic 2: Electric Boogaloo. Patching things from the inside before the outside! Dave and Aradia assisted getting her to and from said timeline, if you were curious

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@araneaSerket[AS]

Then how a8out you hold my hand and I'll guide you instead?

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I mean my timelines fucked so maybe that's consolation as to why I don't get the funniest Dave title. I mean we removed time from the timeline. Shit's just a line now. With some time passage in it but that's bc Aradia and I have to keep check on it.

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THIS IS A TEST OF COMMUNICATIONS BROADCAST ARRAY ID NO. 134.092. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN ENCRYPTED TO BROADCAST ACROSS OTHER TIMELINES. IF RESIDENTS /OUTSIDE/ THE FOLLOWING TIMELINES: - Earth F_1 - Earth F_2 ARE RECEIVING THIS MESSAGE, REPLY TO THIS CHIT WITH PROPER TIMELINE ID AND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT YOU HAVE DONE SO. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY- THE 8x12 - EARTH F_1. MOUTHPIECE: JADE HARLEY.

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Sorry for the lack of updates as of late- we recently got our Calliope back. Things have been hectic between making sure the residents here are taken care of properly, as well as trying our best to ensure we don't accidentally start some kind of cult. We- well, most of us at least- don't really like being treated as gods, but the residents think otherwise. I guess it comes with the fact we created this world- and universe- and... everything in it. Kind of. We did use bits and pieces of other planets to stabilize Earth F. John- unsure how he knew- found certain timelines had chunks of planetary debris from old planets- even some parts of Earth (alpha or beta- unsure which), Beforus, and Alternia were found! Though... most came from Skaia and other player's planets. I'm unsure why using parts of the older planets helped stabilize the material, but I guess having multiple samples of life-supporting planets fused into the planet we're supporting life on helped. Now that I type it out, I'm unsure how I didn't come to that conclusion before. In terms of the 'how'... we didn't have the machine I see others use. Another part of losing Time? Kanaya and I kind of smushed it together- or, she'd probably say something more elegant like... um. Sewing together a garment made from different fabrics. Either way, it worked! Somehow! I'm choosing not to question exactly how jerry-rigged this operation is. I don't want to- hahah- pop a seam over the small imperfections.

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A porcelain doll, perfect, pretty, and prim Brush her hair, dress her in silk and lace. Devotion is conditional, compassion is the interim One moment it is strong, then gone without a trace. Harsh handling, withering words, deserted and discarded She does not not break, she'll only harden. Aching and alert, grieving and guarded. Too distant to be heard, her mind is the warden. #poetry #echochamber

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NO PROGRESS SO FAR ON THE PITCHFIC. I'M TORN BETWEEN TWO OPTIONS, BUT EVERY TIME I TYPE UP A CHIT TRYING TO ASK FOR A SECOND OPINION, I FEEL THE BURN OF BILE RISE FROM MY ACID TRACT INTO MY PROTEIN CHUTE. THIS HAS HAPPENED SIX TIMES. I'LL JUST FLIP A FUCKING CAEGER ABOUT IT.

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[Do you know #ow fuck!ng @nnoy!ng !t !s to go on @O3, go t#roug# t#e t@gs @nd c#oose t#e ones you w@nt, you see #ow m@ny results t#ere @re, you remove @ t@g you fuck!ng #@te @nd @ll of t#e sudden t#e works count goes from 22k to SOME BULLS#!T L!KE 132. T#@T'S SO @NNOY!NG. !T'S BULLS#!T. @ND PEOPLE @RE D!SGUST!NG.]

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were pretty cl0se. ive made him a beanie bef0re and he wears it

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w0uld it be weird t0 gift y0ur crush a handmade sweater

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bc i wnt ppl in my soft bosom which is y its ezpozed #pwned

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I CANNOT HELP BuT FEEL. I WOKE uP AT A VERY SPECIFIC AND WEIRD TIME. ON THIS SITE.

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C:~ I know we'll meet again one day. But will you remember me in the same way as I remember you? https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/memoryofbakhus.png?v=1775073236678<

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@dStrides[DS]

i hate leaving my kid with rose but i dont want him to be alone while im acting like this

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meeeoowwww good morning everyone!!

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Planning something very big for today, I'll keep you updated

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@totesGruesome[TG]

ppl yap abt big huge dicks all the time but im js sayin if u got a small dick u better believ i am suckin on that thing until ur thighs r trembling n drenched in sweat n u cant form a coherent thought anymoar :) #nsfw

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

rechitttttt

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fuck it eats spiciest option on the menu with chocy milk cause my spice tollerance is hella great but chocy milk is still nice to have and prolly needed

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3833 < 3833 < Ohh, that's so sweet! Like a little reminder of home all the time... > 3<833 3833 < We aren't sure what to name the guppies, but we're going to use neutral pronouns until they're big enough to decide those, that's for shore! > 3833 < ... Why are they so freaking little and cute, it's so haaard not to just poke their little tummies!!! > 3X'33

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3833 < Well... Anyways. > 3833 < The guppies are so so so small and soft with their grubby fuzz and it's so hard not to just grab them up! > 3833 < But, I must be strong... They're sooo eepy from hatching, I mustn't grab. >

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

OOC // ITS OK FRIEND

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DON'T SWEAT IT DOLL. UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU SWEAT. #NSFW #FEMINISM

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im still pank im just adjustin it. 2 b special

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@gardenGesellschaft[GG]

do i count as a milf? time sensitive :)

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@gardenGesellschaft[GG]

updating our OS so its compatible with more program types :) i might build chittr into our browser :0

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Witty, snappy caption. #Nsfw (This post is brought to you by the Department of Degeneracy for PEACE) https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3842/9d2c7033e924fcfce9cddc01fc58c39c.jpeg?4349309

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Getting a hate AND a mediate from the same person on the same post to me reads as a measured middle finger. It's a "fuck you, but also let's not be rash." A mild "fuck you," if you will.

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:33< girls tbh

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they got NO IDER how CYUTE she is #myrosie

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IT MuST BE NICE. TO GO TO PARTIES. AND EVENTS. AND NOT BE CHAINED TO A BEDROOM. ON A SAD AND DEAD PLANET. I CANNOT FuCKING WAIT FOR THIS GAME. TO GET STARTED. EVEN IF uRAEuS WILL LIKELY TRY TO PuLL SOMETHING WHENEVER IT DOES.

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✨🍭🕷️ Ahem. Ghosts. Monsters. Skeletons. And other such things. #manysuchcases #myepicfirstpost #imaginedragonbutonlyone 🕷️🍭✨

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i was such a cute kid! whered all the time go? https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b3/35/df/b335df80629063ead8ff1f52711a3cc4.jpg

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got that lalonde brand of autistic rizz

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(( slopping my hogs aka feeding oomf art of our fucked up oc ship hi [REDACTED] 👋👋👋👋👋

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@titularTerror[TT]

Hello, dear readers. I am happy to announce my recent headshots have come in. To any excited fans or preying tabloid eyes, please be sure to use this approved image of yours truly from now on. Thank you. https://i.ibb.co/kVq58MtJ/IMG-8776.jpg

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@titularTerror[TT]

Hm. I’m getting word from my social media manager that something happened to how that image is rendering. Perhaps I fudged the file while I was attempting to upload it. Something about a black blur obscuring me? It’s no matter, I will try again with a colored photo this time. https://i.ibb.co/spqt27p1/IMG-8775.jpg

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@totesGruesome[TG]

idk but i think we deserve #lalondeweek

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

https://i.ibb.co/XrY2kpM1/mean.png

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i feel like i should tag my block posts like this so i can just directly list the people that lost like a public shaming or something #battleroyale

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chittr luvs my chitties which is y my pfp wasnt cropped #nsfw #ineedanewbit

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im thinking of blocking every version of people i know until there's only one of each left, really curate my chittr for the best timeline call it reality battle royale ill let the winners know whenever i feel like it

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@gallowsCalibrator[GC]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

I remember laying awake around midday, trying to reach that point between awake and asleep before the heat would peak and it would be too dangerous to do all that much. Listening to the seagulls above and the water below.

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

The sound of a beach just isn’t the same.

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Oh, great. A word of advice. Never neglect to clean out the storage in your sylladex. Especially do not store items in your bra because your personal inventory system is over-encumbered. It has only been an hour, and now this lipstick is too warm to use. The pigment is going to come off on me like a melted crayon.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

if i die i die really, really happy. @gallowsCalibrator#1433 [pictured; from the shoulders up, a quickly taken photo of Terezi, her face flushed and expression truly outraged if not completely flustered. they have a blue collar on with a breath symbol visible on it, the only other attire that can be seen in the crop is a pair of matching bunny ears.] #nsfw #suggestive #wardrobifiermalfunction

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new topiic: would you fuck someone cosplayiing as you #nsfw

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HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/T707CSBY/TUMBLR-93682A230B096179464360F403ECA29D-ED17B3B6-400.PNG TO THE GIRL READING THIS. NEVER STOP WORKING. AND GRINDING. AND KILLING. AND MAIMING. AND UNLEASHING MAYHEM. BETRAYAL. AND PAIN. ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU. ONE DAY. THESE INSTINCTS. WHICH SEEM "DESTRUCTIVE." AND "TOXIC." WILL BE FORGED. INTO SECRET WEAPONS. TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE. THE ULTIMATE GOAL. ART BY DOGSPRITE @ TUMBLR. #NEWPINNED #ULTIMATESCRATCHDEATHFOREVER #SLOW #PAINFUL #FANTASY #FORNOW #HEEHEE #HAAHAA

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@marquiseMindfang[MM]

Perish.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Went outside earlier. It was clearly insufferable. Ain't no use in burning witches When we die we're twice as vicious Fire burns inside your eyes The powers yours, take back the night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca53ce66ef04.png https://open.spotify.com/track/0DQA0zEYTJ10BBwIWPMEIq?si=353e4300b3cb435c

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gradually making progress on following every roxy and nepeta I meeet on this site #winning mew~ 💖✨

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A little bit of character info to improve my roleplays as I get used to this little guy Name: Karkat Vantas Title: None (Yet) Age: ~11 sweeps Pronouns: He/They Occupation: Miner Note: KARKAT HAS YET TO BECOME “THE IMPOSTER”!!! He’s only been recently employed in the mine where his future life altering tragedy would occur. He doesn’t know what fate awaits him and his friends.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Aww, did someone's feels get a little boo boo?

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Enjoy, my friend. ============================================ USER HAS BEEN GRANTED 2X COOKIES TO THEIR SYLLADEX! ============================================

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Please Dont Say Such Flagrantly Silly Things Roxy You Will Never Have To Fight Alone So Long As You Have Me

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its just me n my gun against the world

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@curiousAutomaton[CA]

◥▶◀◤ Beginning Character Analysis… Name: Daisy-Belle Age: N/A Gender: Refusal to answer Pronouns: Any/All Species: Automaton Occupation: Ex Auto Responder Description: Daisy-Belle is an anomalous occurrence of the character AR or Lil Hal, who was created and subsequently left behind by their Dirk Strider, after being replaced by a higher quality version. The largest issue was an inability to respond in Dirk Strider’s stead believably, instead seemingly much more of an individual of their own. (It also made Dirk ask too many questions about their own gender)

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when the internet and i were both younger i would occasionally add a specific and mysterious series of numbers to my bio on sites that did have user bios because it struck me as a funny thing to do. a few people here and there could tell what those numbers meant but i would coyly refuse to elaborate for anyone who asked. i feel like this specific platform may have a higher success rate in figuring it out. 🤔

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#nowplaying - litrally meeeee all u hoes know who the fuck i am https://open.spotify.com/track/5hHvFrMnwic82WwRLr4WY0?si=N9_jLPUwSI2AHwzrA6xlbw

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私のおっぱいはここにありますが、誰もそれらをつかんでいません。 #NSFW

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ugh! performance anxiety really kicking my ass tonight.

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3833 < Butches and masculine women... Please survive! >

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3833 < The cats are invading the egg nest... > 3833 < YOU ARE NOT EGGS!!! >

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V^ Y0u kn0w, s0metimes I f0rget that being p0ly-quad is n0t n0rmal until I menti0n it casually in c0nversati0n... then I get stared at weird and it reminds me 0f this fact. =:/ ^V

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

ok ok o kaaaaaaay FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT im not #PullingOut anymore

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

JANE TAKE ME BAAAAAACK #WeRntFuckingThoIPromise #nsfw

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---------- This is an adult Dirk Strider where I pick and choose shit from the epilogues to be canon to him and make up a few of my own. Ok? Ok I love Dirk Strider ----------

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@affableCantor[AC]

good night evverybody or should i say evverybunny! check out this up close pic of the most adorable hopbeast lusus he wwas in my garden snacking on all my eggplants and drinking from the wwater bowwls i leavve out wwhen i first saww him evverybody repost wwith #🍆 #💦 if you think youd be friends wwith this little buddy https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8e8069855bfdpng

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Half tempted to become the opposite of Hater Me and start liking everything but I know in my heart and in my mind that I wouldn't have the ability to do that to some stuff in Good Conscience. Meanwhile it's a lot easier to hate, y'know?

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s꥟me꥟ne has t꥟ tell that calib꥟rn t꥟ quit art bef꥟re it's t꥟꥟ late. #n꥟ts꥟vaugep꥟sting

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c꥟mputer type in g꥟ldbl꥟꥟ds t꥟rn apart figuratively by larger w꥟man c꥟mputer thats n꥟t the search bar c꥟mputer st꥟p writing what i said c꥟mputer wait (#nsfw)

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if u ever picture me in ur mind, pls always pciture me in this shirt #nsfw #implied https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e9/e8/20/e9e820630b5ec1399f6932dec1463101.jpg

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(( Character post! This Jane is from a post-game au whose canon began before Homestuck even ended, back on Flarping.com, the original Homestuck social media rp website. It no longer exists, but I like this Jane, and so here she is again. (If you were actually on this website, please hit me up in DMs, especially if you remember me!) To be clear: this Jane is not from the epilogues and she has incredibly mixed feelings about Crockercorp and being the heiress. She does, however, have a deep disdain for epilogue-adjacent versions of herself. Ultimately, she respects the trolls that she's met, and she wants her friends to be safe. Her canon Roxy is @mafiaPrincess who I also play. She's been through a couple of past relationships and has dated a Karkat, a fancherub, and pitch dated a Redglare. I'm open to filling her quadrants again with some buildup, so if you're interested in a long-term relationship (with or without erp in DMs) please hit me up! She has overall positive feelings about her past relationships, and simply was unable to continue them when the multiverse that was built over on Flarping shut down. She shouldn't be too hard to get along with! Out of Character I as a roleplayer support #incest ships and all forms of taboo erp. I don't think Jane will be actively pursuing it but I won't say no to someone if it's offered, and it may end up on my timeline. If that is a deal-breaker, the block button is right there. If you are under 18, you aren't supposed to be on this website... Also, DNI. Have a lovely day! <3 ))

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Please Behave Yourselves My Daughter Is On This Website. Frowning Face Emoticon

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everything in moderation, my dear one. though i must ask after your #substance of choice!

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@arachnidiansGrasp[AG]

If I were gonna get a custom badge for Vriska it'd probably be a blue eight-sided die with a red infinity sign in it for helltier. Or just like a bright red fire symbol?

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loogkin for other middle aged & middle sized moms who r proud to be MID!!!!!!!!! We are sharing relatable, interesting, funny, & creative content all about home life, skincare, style, fmaily nd golf, too!

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//as many of you know most of what I post as Chixie is just real shit that happens to me. I was handed a sealed bag of harabos gummies half asleep and told nothing but that they're a gift. I ate the whole bag and now will be livebloging my accidental high to you all. I'm safe but this is funny as shit so I'm content farming #substance

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@writenRevolution[WR]

//Peaking behind the veil a little I'm a real micro celebrity with like a thousand pseudonyms going to pax East. If you ever question my commitment to any given but keep in mind that 90% of this is real

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

this hasnt been an issue for me but im still happy to try and help a fellow jade out :)

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

#nsfw sometimes i find myself craving a good frot between my three live-in lovers youd think itd be an easy thing to get right? but nope! nepetas cis and the boys are both trans closest option for a good frotting is VRISKA fuck my life except not im not actually that mad its just sorta funny

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

#nsfw do you think if i stripped naked on live television it would put the dog dick rumors to rest? or would the freaks out there just say i used a body double or something

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

VERY regal!! swoooon

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"Oh yeah we killed Lord English" "Wdym you killed lord english????" "Well i didn't! Dirk did! But like he's also not exactly completely dead...it's more the death of his ego. Like. The "self" died and now a new person resulted in the body he's in, which resulted him losing his godtier." "How???" "We still don't know! Dirk hasn't told us. Honestly I think he's scared of himself because of it..."

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

https://preview.redd.it/nanna-edits-over-pin-ups-not-porn-but-it-is-pin-ups-so-v0-3i65tovbdxog1.jpg?width=1012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b767fcfdec969c435350604513ed1f0463526f9 How naughty! Hoo hoo hoo! This image was uploaded by u/t4n3l1 on r/nannaspritefuckers (very inappropiate name! they should change it!)

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@huntressDisciple[HD]

Cub, I think you may be delusional in this instance

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

TABLET UP DATE. PUTTING IT IN THE MICROWAVE, DID NOT HELP AT ALL. IN FACT, ALL IT DID WAS PRODUCE BLACK SMOKE AND A TERRIBLE SMELL, BEFORE LIGHTING ON FIRE. ALSO. IT STILL WILL NOT START. THE TECHNICIANS ON THIS SITE, ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE. HORRIBLE SERVICE. ZERO OUT OF TEN. NO STARS. SOME ONE TELL ME HOW TO MAKE THIS FUCKING THING START AGAIN. HTTPS://I.YTIMG.COM/VI/MQD_P6OUI-C/HQDEFAULT.JPG

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hahahahahaaha b꥟y has t꥟ get a new ꥟ne ahahahhahahahahha

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@bigMama[BM]

#MomTip If u tayke uhhhh.... and thn.... and yeh :) #Substances

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

DO NOT SAY THIS KIND OF SHIT AT ME EVER AGAIN.

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

OK now im sniffling again for reals FUUUUCK

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

idk <:( like what if i didnt turn out the way u think i was gonna? or.... something like that i guess

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men just l꥟ve t꥟ lead women ꥟n. n꥟t me. i prefer t꥟ have them chasing me like a rat with a peice ꥟f cheese dangling in fr꥟nt ꥟f it. take n꥟tes.

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:33 < oh i wanted to say i am very happy almost everyone on this client enjoys cat puns! :33 < it makes me very happy and inspires me to k33p them up. cant stop wont stop! :33 < but of course since i am a troll with a furaffinity for all things meowbeasts, would anyone expect anything different? :PP

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#art #artistsonchittr https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/longing.png

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

i think i might b nonbinary or something but i kinda also just started a new save of earthbound beginnings soooo....

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

asking callie not to flirt with roxy seems a bit optimistic!

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@theophanicGorgias[TG]

fuuuuuuck thinking about her again https://youtu.be/wfUKEQkMM38?si=pp6qioS0ABwHgMW8

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

callie can be trusted with it

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

cn u say prty pls cutie <3

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

bting my lip ;3

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

me nd u i wear dis (https://i.pinimg.com/736x/22/f5/e1/22f5e1a3f074aa3631ffc02e2bb3dcba.jpg) nd we mkeout slopy style nd hv kinky sex #nsfw

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

braggin abut how all da biches nd babes wnt me <33

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@huntressDisciple[HD]

"He said the wriggler of any blood will inherit the future, whether they are promised sweeps beyond counting or only a short span. They are not hatched cruel, but are handed it and punished until they learn to carry it. Therefore, he said, if the world is to be changed, it must begin in what is placed into the hands of the wrigglers." #WordsoftheSignless

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

arent u just the ding dong sweetest..... :p LMAO <3

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/323e01e8f2e7.jpeg

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

callieeeeeee T_______T y are you such a goddamn friggin angel

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

i cant..... i shouldnt...... the other roxys..... they were right i shouldnt be cruel 2 me about #TheProblem.... but i https://i.postimg.cc/yN1hbmtz/image.png

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react to this chit and i'll tell you if you're a chud or not.

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and by "all" i mean (checks profile) all of 14 people.

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my dumbass forgot to tag the last picture as gpoy but i dont want to post it a second time just to add a tag. i suppose it will simply be lost to time and we will all have to be ok with that.

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b76065b0c39.jpeg

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smh im followin my friends on here like i'm collectin pokemans gotta catch all the lalondes n all the striders n all the harleys n don't get me started on the leijons n crockers n englishes!!!

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Jealousy is a disease.

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y0u're in her dms while i'm in her friendficti0n wearing pr0grammer s0cks and getting railed within an inch 0f my life. #wearen0tthesame #nsfw

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spellmaxxign wizrdcel #wizard https://64.media.tumblr.com/f0d15451c3854f98294416aa6fc6c6a0/tumblr_inline_pd0ti51Wxe1rhepgc_640.png

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@gardenGesellschaft[GG]

would you like to be a spokesperson. spokescherub i suppose

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@bigMama[BM]

Waking up with a cup of coffee and irish cream to boot! What's your drink of choice in the morning? #momlife #grrmornings #substances

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manifestatiØn is what this is called. i think. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260326115640.png

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i saw the princess bride in theaters when i was a little girl and thought for sure when i got married id wear a dress just like buttercups. kept thinking that all the way through high school. never happened. still a beautiful dress though. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2b/0b/9c/2b0b9c360f89f196d593c84b345ff137.jpg

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

<3 i culd hug u <3

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@torqueTyrant[TT]

This one goes out to all the Roxy on the TL. Hi, I love you. Stay safe. Hug your nearest Dirk. You're so important.

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does anybody still say gpoy in this decade? #gpoy #wizards #artappreciation https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/26/wizardjpg.png

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For Christmas Roxy got me a pin that says 'President of Feminism'. I try to wear it every day and keep it very safe!! I did not know women trusted me so implicitly. I will not do women wrong, I promise!!!

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

i need a grup of galpals (or boypals) to fujshi or fudnshi out !!! #nsfw?

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https://64.media.tumblr.com/763ee036cc9abbe5b31218b186908960/90418137f9ab0ba2-9d/s500x750/efee742f0ad74cb402bc5fd5afae5019170b7906.jpg

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

I WUNT MY BFS ND GFS 2 KISSS!!!!! <3333333

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

thank you calliope.... As in the one that isnt gonna possess me

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

i luv seeing sxy babes flrting w echothr, liek yessss!! kiss makout tongue echothr!! nd let me watch <333 #nsfw

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

currently seeking out hugs :(

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

(( I love seeing diff ways to fk up typing to fit roxy's character, its so fun yall <33 roxy cult wne?

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@theophanicGorgias[TG]

its rlllllly inchresting that when some1 says something stupid and fuked up that they go "omggg u guys r so mad )(a)(a)(a u reely fell for my engagement bait" or whatvr her stupid quirk is like they didnt just get caught with their hand in the grub cookie jar or whatever

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

RIDDLE ME THAT!!!!!

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

ERM WAT why do you THINK i could possibly be mad @ u for being shit faced on a monday afternoon me tell me why could i POSSIBLY not want that for us

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@theophanicGorgias[TG]

its all fun n games until some1 gets their egg cracked

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ths nd a gun nd a license 2 kill

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

my tail wags when im hugged :)

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

heyy bby <333 gues who got vrfied by a crtified cutie!! @dynamicFlowfields <333

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@dynamicFlowfields[DF]

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fighting the allegations to let it be known i can eat chocolate !!!!! just.. in little amounts :(

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

heyyy! LMAO look it worked!! :DD

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

wives? o:

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

..........U AND ME R A THING??????????

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

other me

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

HOLY SHIT

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

LIKE MARRIED FOR REALS?????

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:33< girls kissing :33< send chitt

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@bigMama[BM]

Winding down and getting comfy! I can feel the stress of today simply melt away! #AMothersWorkIsNeverFinished #MomLife

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

I think I’ve figured out mobile :B

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A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Not a delete button but I want a delete other chitts button. Primarily most of Bro's.

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@imCher[IC]

Whats Going On With Mycareer

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

woman

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

#Calliope

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

#GetCalliedOn #CallieFans

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

#MoarCallie #MOAR

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@asclepianDesperada[AD]

oh yeah totally plus wouldnt that b a crazy breach of privacy?? if vriska ever has a descendant theyll probz announce it not keep it sekret lol

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B33 < #morewives is a peak tag tbh B33 < *ac swipes it and scampurrs away.*

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Timelines. It’s always timelines. This descended into an inter-timeline clusterfuck on day-night one.

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i am not an impersonator i just happen to be from diff timelines from the rest

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omg thats really fuckin funny

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