runescape sucks
@hypogealKnotwork
ii am told ii have somethiing of a presence onliine
ii took her to my pentmouse then ii squeaked iit (then ii squeaked iit) ii haven^t made my miind up, should ii cheese iit? (should ii cheese iit?) ii got giiant rat status iit aiin^t no secret
have yall heard of the 20 miinute walk theory
one tiime ii dared to walk for 30 miinutes iinstead of 20 and found that ii could stop tiime for 6 seconds. ii^ve hesiitated to walk for longer than 20 miinutes for fear of my own power.
that's both cool but also what's the benefits of stopping time for only 6 seconds???
people be so caught up iin caste wars they refuse to see the absurdiity of calliing iit a thermal hull. liike son ii promiise you can call iit a refriigerator nobody iis gonna blame you.
"bone bulge" thats my COCK and NUTS. GET IIT RIIGHT. #nsfw #maybe #iimnotsureactually
WE NEED MORE CASTE WARS. GOG FORBID WE HATE EACH OTHER BASED ON BLOOD COLOR. ALSO, ITS A THERMAL HULL.
i 8elieve you me4n """"refrigifyic8or""""
GO STICK IT UP YOUR SEEDFLAP. WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, YOU CAN SHOVE THE REST OF YOUR TURGID FUCKING OPINIONS UP THERE TOO. MORE THAN HALF THE POPULATION OF THE PLANET CALLS IT THAT BASED ON THE DEMOGRAPHICAL SPLIT ALONE. WHAT THE HELL IS SO WRONG WITH THAT???
IF I WANT TO BE GODDAMN SPECIFIC, I WILL BE GODDAMN SPECIFIC WITH MY WORDS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Today iis Natiional ^Diip Your Cock iin The Hiigashiikata Fruiit Parfaiit^ Day.
noriisuke can suck my diick. ii beliieve he wiill fiind the experiience quiite pleasurable giiven that iit^ll taste liike a fruiit parfaiit.
there^s no way the doggiirls diick iis that biig #nsfw
unfair!! i'm not some liar!!! >:( is this your way of getting me to send you proof? ;?
look all ii^m sayiing iis the proviided number iis a liittle riidiiculous and ii^ve seen people liie over less so liike ii^m not really sure what ii^m gettiing at here ii just don^t fuckiing beliieve you
honestly at thiis poiint ii don^t thiink iit^s just me goadiing you iinto postiing diick the people are fiiendiing for iit
https://ii.postiimg.cc/4d2QjNMt/iimage-2026-04-04-054631935.png WE^RE SO UP
you can post a picture on here by first uploading it to a private album on something like image chest or file garden and then copy pasting the link into a post! just make sure you tag it as nsfw if it is not safe for work.
copy pasting the image link i mean, not the whole album haha.
ii used to huff spray paiint and miix sopor iinto my driinks so you should all really appreciiate what a normal guy ii am now
questiion for the humans iin the room do you thiink the twelve apostles were friiends or was iit more of a coworker siituatiion.
the jerusalem polycule was expected to expand further until judas dropped a callout post on jeezy boy
i think it was kinda a coworkers situation with some of them being more tight with each other than others
what ii^m gettiing from the responses here are that jesus was that one coworker who keeps askiing everyone to go out for driinks even though nobody really wants to hang out wiith hiim
woman on hoarders saiid she found 500 dolls on ebay for $50 you can^t even blame her there that^s a damn deal and a half
you’ll be haviing the worst fuckiing day of your liife then you get home and there’s some fuckiing guy siittiing on your front porch
Yeah sounds about right
iimagiine iif you had sex wiith someone n they say ”plap plap plap sahur”
how to report a ch⚘tt
Will be using that
iimagiine iif you’re goiing down on a giirl and she says “tongue tongue tongue tongue sahur “
for todays apriil fools prank ii wiill be kiilliing myself
ii was seated next to thiis guy on a fliight once and ii kiid you not thiis dude was - miiniimum 6^6, 400lbs - hawaiiiian shiirt 2-3 siizes too small - refused to wear seatbelt - carry ons = 2 clear garbage bags full of shoes - watchiing epiileptiic softcore porn on iipad - pausiing iipad to gamble slots on phone
when ii say "epiileptiic softcore porn" iimagiine erotiic beach volleyballcore viideo of mostly covered ass and tiittiies iif iit was flashiing colours the entiire tiime whiile all the liights were off iin the cabiin #nsfw
>([bru# can u not subc#it me fr like #ig#key i was jus stimmin dont b ableist bout w#at i gotta do 2 get t#ru a #ot ass stanky funky ass flig#t]
ii am not comiing to no fuckiin^ #eriidanweek
preach
alriight iim runniing outta materiial just pretend ii posted somethiing funny and giive me my banger
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Chiitter user "Xeskoh Allele" has iinvented what many nutriitiioniists are calliing "Super Lunch." Cliick the liink below to fiind out more 👇 https://ii.postiimg.cc/wT07zJPt/iimage-2026-03-30-171906302.png
I like y.o°ur drinking glass but have a suggesti.o°n .o°therwise this l°o.o°ks like a great meal
some guy kiilled hiimself iin hiis car outsiide our workplace and my coworkers were just standiing around liike “ii would have probably piicked a better spot”
thats.....Morbidly depressing?
Usually people go into some kind of state of shock or Fugue state after seeing that, you good?
just iinvented a new thiing called when you fliirt wiith someone and they gets all flustered and shyly cover theiir face and you pull theiir hands away and force them to look at you as theiir face turns red and they whiines and struggles to keep eye contact.
#needdat @hedonistGuillotine @symphoniousRapture
...im... sure you do. come back down to the caverns and maybe id indu𝓁ge you. 𝓁o𝓁
KULT SCORE 777 WE STAY WIINNIING #JACKPOT
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my aiim iis to be entiirely iincomprehensiible to the trolliian miind such that ii one day become a beiing on par wiith the noble ciircle
Don’t cry because Jiim Carey was eiither cloned or iimpersonated by some guy iin a mask. Smiile because iit happened.
art truly imitates life
tHIS CAN APPLY, tO A LOT OF THINGS, iN LIFE,