ii was seated next to thiis guy on a fliight once and ii kiid you not thiis dude was - miiniimum 6^6, 400lbs - hawaiiiian shiirt 2-3 siizes too small - refused to wear seatbelt - carry ons = 2 clear garbage bags full of shoes - watchiing epiileptiic softcore porn on iipad - pausiing iipad to gamble slots on phone
Kult: +38
Kull: +20
Total: 58
Ratio: 1.90
when ii say "epiileptiic softcore porn" iimagiine erotiic beach volleyballcore viideo of mostly covered ass and tiittiies iif iit was flashiing colours the entiire tiime whiile all the liights were off iin the cabiin #nsfw
↩ @hypogealKnotwork[HK]
>([bru# can u not subc#it me fr like #ig#key i was jus stimmin dont b ableist bout w#at i gotta do 2 get t#ru a #ot ass stanky funky ass flig#t]