runescape sucks: "Today is National 'Dip Your Cock in The Higashikata Fruit Pa…"

Today iis Natiional ^Diip Your Cock iin The Hiigashiikata Fruiit Parfaiit^ Day.

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NORISUKE WILL NOT LIKE THIS NEWS.

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noriisuke can suck my diick. ii beliieve he wiill fiind the experiience quiite pleasurable giiven that iit^ll taste liike a fruiit parfaiit.

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CAN’T BLAME HIM. I’LL SUCK ANYTHING IF IT TASTES LIKE FRUIT PARFAIT.

ALREADY REGRETTING THIS POST. ANYONE WHO LIKES FRUIT PARFAIT IS A MORONIC BITCH.