Kanaya Maryam-Lalonde
@grimAuxiliatrix
Matriarch Of The Earth C Brooding Caverns Accomplished Tailor Loving Wife And Mother
There Isnt Really An Official Pailing Season On Earth C Or At Least My Version Of It Just Remember To Submit Filled Buckets To Your Nearest Brooding Caverns Representative In A Timely Manner
Also A Reminder For Those In Interspecies Relationships That We Do Accept Solo Buckets Or Those With Some Extraneous Human Genetic Material So Long As Your Concupiscent Relationship Is A Strong One The Necessary Genetic Triggers For Reproduction Are Still Present Without Bonding To Another Trolls Material
Every Day I Thank The Admins For Block Features
What exactly happened?
Nothing Happened Per Se I Just Saw The Latest Post From Someone Who Was Already Kind of On My Shit List And Said "You Know What I Dont Have To See These Anymore"
I see good on you for removing yourself from their shit show and being the bigger person instead of debating them on the Internet incessantly.
Just Realized Something Very Silly Of Me I Did Not Register To This Site Under My Proper Legal Name
Fixed It
Oh my god, you're right, I did the same thing.
I Promise I Am Not A Chaser Its Just A Bizarre And Hilarious Series Of Coincidences That Every Lover Of Mine Has Been A Trans Girl Or An Alien With A Different Relationship To Gender That Considers Herself Metaphysically Trans Girl Aligned
Thank You Tavros That Means A Lot Unrelated Are You Free For Dinner Later (This Is A Joke)
wAIT, sO,,, yOU WOULDN'T WANT, tO GO OUT AND GET DINNER, wITH ME, tHE IDEA OF THAT IS, a JOKE TO YOU? oKAY,,,
You Know What On Second Thought The Joke Was Poorly Executed I Meant It To Be At My Own Expense Implying That I Was Immediately Interested In You Upon Checking Your Profile And Learning You Were A Trans Girl And Thus Implying I Am In Fact A Chaser But Of Course It Could Come Off As Implying That A Date With Any Version Of You Trans Girl Or Not Is A Joke Which Is Quite A Cruel Thing To Say I Do Apologize
I Fear We Have Had Very Similar Events Occurring In Our Lives.
No Dinner But Only Because I Believe The Logistics Of One Of Us Crossing Universes For It Would Be Staggeringly Difficult
oh! oh is that last one me? i've been told i'm "allegorically transfeminine," is that what yoI mean? :U
Yes Calliope You Are Precisely The Metaphysically Transgender Woman I Am Referring To (Or More Precisely Your Alt Is) I Heard This From The Woman Herself So I Feel Safe To Repeat It
roxy has described me that way before, and thoUgh i try not to steal valoUr, it is fUn to think aboUt! ^u^ i do certainly relate to many a trans narrative.
What Is A "Chaser" And Why Am I Being Called One
Like mother like child I suppose Although My Rose is actually cisgender I suppose a chromosome can get flipped without changing the "alpha timeline"
It Is Definitely Fascinating How Human Genders And Troll Biology Seem To Be So Fluid Between Realities
Troll biology Are you referring to the nature of our paradoxical blood relation I noticed you reacted to my post obliquely referencing it
Not Directly Though That Subject Does Indeed Fascinate Me I Meant That In Some Universes Trolls Have Sexual Dimorphism Like Humans Do And In Others Its Just Secondary Characteristics Like Rumble Spheres In Some The Bulge Is A Tentacle And In Some It More Closely Resembles The Human Penis That Kind Of Thing
Nonhermaphroditic trolls is a truly cursed concept to me and makes the already complex subject of troll reproduction into a logistical nightmare But I guess if rumble spheres are already dimorphic it's not entirely unbelievable that selective pressure could drive further dimorphism I don't know I'm just spitballing Anyway Regarding our relation It's less a matter of troll biology than human biology and divine magic When I was given "the talk" you two had to append a footnote Evidently you did some "Sylph of Space bullshit" which allowed you to impregnate my mom Presumably "the old fashion way"
Thus: the Maryam brow
Amazing To Think That Alts Of Mine Can Actually Access Their Aspect Powers Myself I Have Never Had Any Luck In That Regard
I'm told mom devised a ritual that you had to follow So it wasn't an entirely conscious use of your powers so much as appealing to the forces that govern them
Sometimes I Wonder What Having Sex With A Cis Girl Is Like #NSFW
II mated wiith a cii2 nekogiirl la2t niight, iit wa2 thiinkpanblowiing. hiighly recommend. II love your cunt, iit'2 2o hot @tiip2ynekoGno2talgiic #n2fw
Hm.
In Relation To My Previous Post Do Not Ask Me About Vows To Aranea I Havent Talked To That Girl In Years
A Reminder To All Nuns Of The Church Of Light That Your Vows Of Eternal Devotion And Metaphorical Marriage To Rose Do Not Mean She Is In Any Way Interested In Having Sex With You Vows To Vriska On The Other Hand
Disclaimer: I want to have sex with you.
You knew exactly what you were getting into, Brinner.
So Funny Story Kind Of #NSFW I Recently Hooked Up With A Human Trans Girl I Thought To Myself Finally An Opportunity To See For Myself The Vaunted Human Sexual Dimorphism So Color Me Terribly Surprised When I Got The Girls Skirt Off And Saw Exactly What I Am Accustomed To Seeing Between A Human Womans Legs Turns Out Every Human Lover I Have Had Has Been Transgender And Simply Failed To Mention It To Me In The Case Of My Wife I Do Consider This An Oversight But In Every Other Case Its Really Rather Funny I Genuinely Thought Cock Was The Female Default
fu(k that reall7 is hilarious