Kanaya Maryam-Lalonde
@grimAuxiliatrix
Matriarch Of The Earth C Brooding Caverns Accomplished Tailor Loving Wife And Mother
There Isnt Really An Official Pailing Season On Earth C Or At Least My Version Of It Just Remember To Submit Filled Buckets To Your Nearest Brooding Caverns Representative In A Timely Manner
Also A Reminder For Those In Interspecies Relationships That We Do Accept Solo Buckets Or Those With Some Extraneous Human Genetic Material So Long As Your Concupiscent Relationship Is A Strong One The Necessary Genetic Triggers For Reproduction Are Still Present Without Bonding To Another Trolls Material
Every Day I Thank The Admins For Block Features
What exactly happened?
Nothing Happened Per Se I Just Saw The Latest Post From Someone Who Was Already Kind of On My Shit List And Said "You Know What I Dont Have To See These Anymore"
screw it!! smash or pass!! comment and i'll say which you get! #nsfw
Hi
golly. a lot of people wanted to know!!!
We Value Your Tastes And Opinions Jinx
#nsfw on that note? reply for a smash or pass i guess!
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#earthzmurdergame day one! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bca9e8d089df.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d75a5ba254eb.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7c232b58e25f.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/824ef326c9c1.png
yeah i think i deserve that death
if the Doomslayer were here...
Rip And Tear Until It Is Done
My brother’s comment about bitches with tarot cards inspired me toward a terrible fit of charity. Whoever would like their fortune read, simply sign below. I can feel all of your energies from here, and it would probably do us all a great justice to see it done.
You Know I Always Love Hearing Your Predictions Rose
I Promise I Am Not A Chaser Its Just A Bizarre And Hilarious Series Of Coincidences That Every Lover Of Mine Has Been A Trans Girl Or An Alien With A Different Relationship To Gender That Considers Herself Metaphysically Trans Girl Aligned
oh! oh is that last one me? i've been told i'm "allegorically transfeminine," is that what yoI mean? :U
Yes Calliope You Are Precisely The Metaphysically Transgender Woman I Am Referring To (Or More Precisely Your Alt Is) I Heard This From The Woman Herself So I Feel Safe To Repeat It
does blood caste effect what shape yalls horns are i only know one troll each of like five castes and that's it
:33 < not directly! some trolls have horns that correspond to their zodiac sign, which IS dependent on blood color, but just as many trolls dont!
yalls signs depend on your blood caste i thought it was random
:33 < there are 264 official signs, which are assigned to a troll by the tenders of the mother grubs in the purrooding cafurns
It Should Be Noted That Earth C Has Abandoned The Old Zodiac And New Trolls Are Given All Kinds Of Signs
Fun fact: I almost named my kid Melinoe, but Kanaya talked me out of it.
I Simply Did Not And Still Do Not Think It Wise To Name Our Child After A Video Game Character
You let me name her after a literary character. Two of them, even, with her middle name.
I Love My Wife
you reely bad at anonymous confisshions
No One Can Prove That It Wasnt Some Other Kanaya That Submitted That And I Just Decided To Respond For Jokes
Just Realized Something Very Silly Of Me I Did Not Register To This Site Under My Proper Legal Name
Fixed It
Oh my god, you're right, I did the same thing.
What Is A "Chaser" And Why Am I Being Called One
It is typically someone who objectifies trans women Though it is often misused to refer to someone with the basic taste to appreciate their beauty
Like mother like child I suppose Although My Rose is actually cisgender I suppose a chromosome can get flipped without changing the "alpha timeline"
It Is Definitely Fascinating How Human Genders And Troll Biology Seem To Be So Fluid Between Realities
Troll biology Are you referring to the nature of our paradoxical blood relation I noticed you reacted to my post obliquely referencing it
Not Directly Though That Subject Does Indeed Fascinate Me I Meant That In Some Universes Trolls Have Sexual Dimorphism Like Humans Do And In Others Its Just Secondary Characteristics Like Rumble Spheres In Some The Bulge Is A Tentacle And In Some It More Closely Resembles The Human Penis That Kind Of Thing
Nonhermaphroditic trolls is a truly cursed concept to me and makes the already complex subject of troll reproduction into a logistical nightmare But I guess if rumble spheres are already dimorphic it's not entirely unbelievable that selective pressure could drive further dimorphism I don't know I'm just spitballing Anyway Regarding our relation It's less a matter of troll biology than human biology and divine magic When I was given "the talk" you two had to append a footnote Evidently you did some "Sylph of Space bullshit" which allowed you to impregnate my mom Presumably "the old fashion way"
Amazing To Think That Alts Of Mine Can Actually Access Their Aspect Powers Myself I Have Never Had Any Luck In That Regard
I'm told mom devised a ritual that you had to follow So it wasn't an entirely conscious use of your powers so much as appealing to the forces that govern them
jade
Jade
jade!
Jade Please Imagine I Am Saying It With A Different Inflection Than Before
it is being imagined!! in my head you are a pokemon
What Kind (Please Dont Say Gardevoir Please Dont Say Gardevoir Please Dont Say Gardevoir)
i see a lot of people use imgchest to post pics on here and i have to ask what's the point of using that unless you're going to post an image of your full bare chest on display??? #nsfw
I Believe It Has Simply Become The Host Of Choice For Many People After Imgur Either Banned Pornography Or Was Banned In Certain Countries