No Demise, you can't just slam your transformers toys on the chess board. No, Pythia. You can't give a pawn a toy sniper rifle and say it headshots the king. No Bella. You can't turn the pieces into candy and eat them.

no. what? no!
Oh. Just me. Okay. That tracks.

that is awfUlly specific! does one of yoUr kids possess some sort of phytokinesis?
Uuuuuhhh I don't think so but. Lily loves Corn. REALLY loves corn. Pretty much since she was 7 I want to say she has been growing this field. We live in a very big place so the space isn't a issue but it can be rather intense. She also appears to have a sixth sense when I'm talking about it cause I see her marching towards my place outsidr.
*outside

aww! that's sweet. a nice hobby, even if it is a bit intense!
Tell me about it. Yep. Shes here. Do you want corn? Also your kid have any intense habits or? I could go on all day about mine. I have 13.

well, when she was little she insisted Upon learning magic, and she's gotten qUite good! a bit too good, we've had to resort to alchemy for a training dUmmy that can handle her magic bUllets. nevermind the advanced gUnwands that a *certain daUghtermUm-in-law* gifted her! ~_~ the thorns of ogloglock were simply too mUch to give to a teenager. bUt at least she's gotten more carefUl with them!

a bit, anyway.
Nods. Magic woes I understand. If you need any stronger, I can probably find you something? Ivory uses magic but it's mostly just fire based ones and Bella has always been good at magic because- ... Sorry spaced out there. Anywho. Magic bullets though?