Bassek Phynix
@cleopatrasRadiance
^^ Oh, you know. ^^
^^ How I look posting something I know will make someone mad. ^^ https://images2.imgbox.com/97/50/7jBY9HNQ_o.png
^^ Oh, right. I didn't get any other suggestions, so I went ahead with the ironic one. ^^ [One more selfie, this with her holding a literal gilded cage. She's putting on a slightly exaggerated excited expression while gesturing towards it with the hand that isn't holding it.]
^^ Yawn. Good evening. ^^ [Bassek has uploaded a photo of herself, taken at the classic selfie pose. Despite the seemingly early hour on her end, not a hair is out of place. The outside of her hive is surrounded with construction equipment as the remnants of what looks to have been a very large hole has mostly been covered in the material that makes up the underside of all the prettiness. Part of the damage is underwater, and trolls in diving suits can be seen attaching large glass panes to the few darkened windows on the large structure. Behind her- and the hive- is only ocean as far as the horizon.]
@imJunior ^^ /\ny chance a girl could get the SS Chittrer badge, pretty please? ^^
^^ In the mood to gild something. Not sure what. ^^ ^^ Might take suggestions if they're funny enough. ^^
^^ Pointed. ^^ ^^ Maybe. ^^
^^ Investing in sub-aquatic vehicles this fine night. ^^ ^^ For reasons. ^^
^^ Think of your man. (If you have one, before anyone decides to get snarky about it.) ^^ ^^ Now think of him with his hair trussed up in pigtails. ^^ ^^ Really makes you think, huh? ^^
^^ The dipshit who crashed his boat into my hive left a member of his crew here. ^^ ^^ Well, mine now. ^^
^^ Huh. ^^
>>| followed by .accident. though you were .a purpleblood.
^^ Yawn. ^^
^^ /\aaalright, it's time for princess over here to get to her recuperacoon. Still dealing with the fucking HOLE in my hive, but repairs should finish up soon. ^^ ^^ Don't have too much fun without me. ^^
^^ I'd say I'm partial to a flat-cut fringe too but that would be narcissistic. ^^ ^^ Me? Never. ^^
^^ You know, I've always respected those who dress in a "spooky" sort of fashion. Not something I could go for myself, though- My elegance goes in a different direction. ^^
^^ Who wouldn't enjoy being the focus of a stare heavy with eyeliner and wrapped up in lace? Or netting, whichever. ^^
^^ It's always "oh god, a seadweller!" and "why are you in my hive?!" and never "hi, how are you?" or "wow, you look gorgeous tonight!" ^^
hOw rUdE Of thEm!
To be fair i'd just be puzzled how you got into my house I don't even live on earth
^^ If you're in melee range, you best believe you're getting smashed. #suggestive ? ^^
I parry it. Only, no, I don't. But helpful tip to know when someone's forte is being in melee range.
c< HaMMer MaiN? Or cHarge blade? >c
^^ /\xe, if you'd believe it. ^^
^^ /\ll the best fights are those that take place up close and personal, don't you know. ^^
Certainly.
c< OOO, i respect it, iM partial 2 tHe gOOd Old swOrd aNd bOard, wHeN NOt usiNg My scytHe >c
^^ Someone asked me why I'm walking around with my tootsies out. ^^ ^^ So I took his shoes. ^^
^^ There are few things as charming as when a quirked up little thing thinks they're "evil". ^^
^^ I already have an askbox. ^^ ^^ It's called the "suggestion box" at my workplace. ^^ ^^ But I let someone else handle that! ^^
^^ Gold chainmail as a fashion statement... hmmm... #considering ^^
^^ Some dope crashed their boat into my hive not too long ago, so I've been busy dealing with the aftermath of TH/\T these past couple of wipes. ^^ ^^ I hope no one else has the pan-ache I do right now! ^^
^^ Is that a helmstroll I spy disconnecting themselves? Hmmmm. ^^
