Bassek Phynix
@cleopatrasRadiance
^^ Oh, you know. ^^
^^ Just yearning and being kind of endearingly pathetic isn't enough anymore. We need to get some *real* failure women in here. Just lost her job, stepped in a puddle with her shoes off, accidentally called the cab driver a slur and slammed her spheres into a door handle level failures. ^^
You reeled in two real genuine failgirls with this one, good job.
^^ It's as easy as breathing. ^^
^^ The fuck is a felt? ^^
It's that shit people make costumes and do arts and crafts out of
^^ Seems like a poor vector for theming a party around, but I can think of several worse things this site has celebrated. ^^ ^^ /\nd imagine the itching. Yuck! ^^
The SWEATING. and they want it to be fucking greeen
^^ Disgusting, really. But between a lame party for sweaty nerds and the bi-weekly bulge-sanding parties the people on this platform get up to, I'll take the awkward sweaty nerds. ^^
I'm gonna stay home and talk shit on the internet instead, I think.
when you experience emotion you go like ah felt and then that moment is shared between the two of yall
^^ Engaging in the national pastime, good for you. ^^
^^ /\h, I've been enlightened. Thank you. ^^
Ampora$ thr€at€n to mak€ po$t$
^^ That's terrible. Someone should do something about that. ^^
Why....am I...on an...ad...(O . o ❀)
^^ Congratulations, you're famous. ^^
breasting boobily #nsfw
^^ Same. ^^
|m gett|ng some GREAT Answers on my super secret poll thAnk u |m g|ggl|ng And k|ck|ng my feet |n thr A|r
^^ Hope you're getting that bag (of compliments), girl. ^^
(￢ ￢) I hear that @aspiringPessimist wears this unironically. ♫
^^ Honestly, *I'd* wear this. ^^
(ᓀ ᓀ) Okay? And who the fuck are you?? ♫ (ᓀ ᓀ) This post was for Larkso, so beat it, loser ♫
^^ It's on the feed, babes. Take it to a DM if you don't want people commenting. ^^
^^ Going on a daaaaate. ^^ ^^ Dunno who with yet, but I'll figure it out when we get there. ^^
YOU TOO THEN >8? HAVE FUN WITH THAT >83
^^ I like to throw a dart at a map, go out to whatever town I land on and pick someone at random to spend the night with. ^^ ^^ It's pretty fun. Would recommend. ^^
DO THEY VO/UNTEER FOR IT OR SSOMETHING >8? OR DO YOU JUSST FIND SOMEONE AND FO//OW THEM HIVE >8? GENUINE CURIOSSITY
^^ Nah, neither. I usually just insert myself into whatever they're doing, usually at some kind of public hang-out/relaxation spot. Like a bar. ^^
AND THEN YOU SSEE WHERE IT GOESS FROM THERE >8? THAT SSOUNDSS SSORTA NICE ACTUA//Y >8/
^^ Oh, it's great. Especially when they get all nervous because a hot seadweller came out of nowhere. ^^ ^^ I don't do it often- Wouldn't want to wear the novelty or anything, but it's always a treat. ^^
I// HAVE TO GIVE IT A TRY SSOMETIME >83 DOUBT I// HAVE QUITE SSO MUCH SSUCCESSSS BUT ITSS WORTH AT /EASST A COUP/E ATTEMPTSS IM SSURE >8/
^^ In my experience, it works best when its somewhere you aren't well known. /\nd, probably if there's a large hemospectrum difference- But it's not like I have much of a perspective otherwise, lol. ^^
THE FIRSST ONE SHOU/DNT BE TOO HARD BUT THE SSECOND WI// BE >8/ IM GOING FOR A DATE WITH A GO/DIE SSOON ANYWAY >83
^^ Oh, have fun! I ought to arrange more proper dates, but, eh, my way is fun until I decide to settle. ^^
^^ You say kidnapping, I say blind date. ^^ ^^ It's not like they say no. ^^
good post.
^^ Why, thank you. ^^
Is kidnapping c☾mm☾n ☾n site? N☾t d☾ne much media s☾cials ☾r much media since y☾ung. ʕxᴥ•ʔ
^^ Honestly? Kind of. ^^
^^ Babes, they're catching on to the engagement bait, shift gears. ^^
print("you got to bait it until you make it idk what to say")
^^ Well, yeah, but you can't be obvious about it. ^^
I've no idea why pity follows most of my posts. I am not a pityable kind of being, truly.
^^ People on this site are so irresponsible with the pity button. ^^