what an odd feeling, like giggly rage! perhaps i have been missing oUt on attempting to Understand more of my species, erm, behavioUr. not that it woUld be sUperior to the species i’ve come to love, bUt there might be more…benefits than i expected!
yoUr first pitch crUsh can be intense and exciting, bUt remember - it only works if there is symmetry. it can be difficUlt to tell if someone trUly hates yoU romantically or if their ire is pUrely ideological - take it slow. feel things oUt, and don't be afraid to ask for advice. there's the standard talk, bUt regarding mindfang in particUlar... do yoU think she might be a bit too old for yoU, UraeUs? i know yoU're somewhat ambigUoUsly aged here, bUt she's been aroUnd for centUries. it may be wise, if frUstrating, to try and manage these feelings for now, rather than act on them. ...blimey. i've. hm. never had to coach a *cherUb* throUgh this!
erm, mindfang? i don’t believe i’ve ever heard of a mindfang. no, certainly not. how silly! bUt. i believe that advice may be UsefUl, yes. thank yoU dear.