Calliope Lalonde
@uranianUmbra
the only (known) cherUb on earth c! happily married, bUt open to a little flirt here and there. proUd mother.
@gutsyGumshoe has decided to unleash her ex kismesis(slanderous) Gamzee on an unsuspecting planet. I knew she was built for conquest.
they were kismeses.
This is of course the preordained time to make this announcement. As it is important to preserve the purity of my timeline, I require individuals from beyond it to help serve my various interests. That is why I am announcing the formation of The Table- this organization may be seen as something of a subset of my Felt, one focused on cross timeline activity. You will answer directly to me, and by extension my lord if he ever wills it. Members of The Table will receive excellent benefits, of course. There will be a sign on bonus of any request you may have within reason, and aid and appropriate resources will be available to you for your own personal ventures- so long as they do not harm my own interests of course. Applications are of course now open. There are six seats currently open- or pockets to be filled, if you will. I will announce the hand picked candidates on Thursday, while the rest will be kept in reserve for potential future membership. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpHTUcTh_mEcBUrCL7QE5SUfyzsvJpD5Xg20Yv4tieVxLDjw/viewform?usp=header
as always, anyone who joins has signed away their own fate, as well as making many, many enemies.
ᐖ ZOMG I NEVER SEENT U BE4 I LIEK UR SHINY BALᐖ HEᐖ ᐛ
er. thank yoU!
I can assure you they will be well protected from a mewling muse such as yourself.
bUt not from yoU.
fuck this. I'M GOING OFF PLANET. flarp or whatever. I NEED TO COOL OFF. and crack some mother fucking skulls like cherry candy. BYE.
that's a good idea. reflect on yoUr actions and their conseqUences. be safe.
I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE. i'm gonna feel that skull break between my teeth. DON'T YOU MESSAGE ME EVER MOTHER FUCKING AGAIN. i wish you were like your wicked brother.
i know, gamzee. i know. i won't initiate again.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
yoU had to know this was coming, love.
how do you know. HOW DO YOU MOTHER FUCKING KNOW ABOUT IT.
the writing was on the wall. do yoU think i coUldn't piece it together?
she told you. OR MAYBE JAKE DID. or that mother fucking bitch roxy. WHO TOLD YOU. how dare you mother fucking rub it in my face like this. YOU'RE MY BABY CALLIE. i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you.
it will be coUntless millenia before yoU're that troll, lUv. believe what yoU want to believe. anyone coUld see it wasn't stable.
I DON'T MOTHER FUCKING UNDERSTAND. I ALREADY WAS. i did done it all. WHY DO YOU HATE ME. what did i mother fucking do. WHY DID SHE TELL YOU.
i don't hate yoU, dear. yoU seem confUsed - my hatching has yet to occUr. the earth will be a waste. yoU will raise Us, enter the mediUm with my brother, and serve him from there Until the end of yoUr story. i hold no ill will to yoU for that. it mUst happen. bUt what yoU've done to jane...? we all saw it. and i mUst admit, i felt betrayed. bUt still, i don't hate yoU.
hi chittr! sorry i'm late. i was on the fence about doing the whole social media thing again after i smashed my phone from ragebait. but a certain someone got tired of not being able to send me videos, so. here i am! boom. i dunno what to do with this.
welcome! yoU'll no doUbt see many an odd thing on here.
if y0u d0n't kn0w if y0u're a fuj0shi 0r a himej0shi y0u're pr0bably the secret 3rd thing. discriminat0ry against straight pe0ple. 0u0 #megid0p0sting
can i be a himej0shi t00 0r is this p0st f0r the #girls 0nly.
gender is an illusi0n c0nstructed t0 hike up pher0m0ne replacement therapy prices. be wh0ever y0u want, champ.
ok i KNOW your ass means hormone replacement??? hormones stay inside, pheromones are the ones you sniff...
tr0ll gender is determined by lusus pher0m0nes.
that that can't be right.
y'know what? no i believe you i slwpt through my troll bio classes
it's can0n as 0f 2026 hiveswap act 3 tumblr ask bl0g l0re dr0ps 0r in layman's terms f0r the n0nult yes that's h0w tr0ll b0dies w0rk. 0u0
*dUbioUsly canon. ~u~
miku miku :)
wee, oo, ooo (dundundundun, dundundundun, dundundundun)
oh! oh, dear, i'd assumed it was doctor who, my mistake! ^u^;
pushin 50????? https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbmMxNDByZmVoOTI5MHQ4ZHc0ZTVoa21ldTMzdzh4d2o1ZXUxZ2xjaiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/e1ESXynAnueNG/giphy.gif if tht limk doesnt work i will not fix it
what's wrong with that?? :U
ah, excellent! ^u^ always nice to know i'm in demand, heehee!
anonymosu messages snanomyous shmessage if u wanna say smthn 2 me, say it 2 me face 2 face
yoU're beaUtifUl! <mwah!!>
every now and then ill set aside some time to sit on the porch and listen to the waterfall. its a bit loud for me to be calling it "peaceful" but it is a nice sound. comforting in a numbing sort of way.
that waterfall is always my favoUrite part of visiting the maryam-lalondes. such a darling hoUse yoU have!
while i appreciate the compliment i will have to take offense on behalf of zazzerpan the learned for not earning the number one spot of best feature of my house.
alas, he was lost before my time. his sacrifice, i'm told, was heroic.
that may be the saddest thing ive yet to hear on this site. did... did he get a proper send off? a memorial service at least?
a viking fUneral down the river, so i'm told!