Calliope Lalonde
@uranianUmbra
the only (known) cherUb on earth c! happily married.
my cock!!! the "length" post was about my cock okay?? my dick is 9'1 inches!!! i'm "hung"!!! i thought i made it obvious with the tag but noooo people thought i was some nine foot giant >~< #nsfw #cocktroubles
☆do you mean its. 9.1 inches? or. are you saying you have a 9 foot dong. #nsfw☆
inches!!!! at 9 feet it would've been a whole person in and of itself :p
jade!!!! inches are denoted by fUll qUotes!!!! a single apostrophe means feet, if yoU want a decimal Use a bloody period!!!!!!!!!!! >:U that said - nine inches is qUite impressive! ^u^
oh, are we posting oUr heights? i'm 6'5"! the tallest of my groUp, to be sUre, bUt actUally qUite diminUtive for a cherUb! :U
@turncoatGoathead something to say, strider? ^u^ i was not expecting a o8< react to this...
shit my bad callie youre not in the know about my super legit reaction methodology i use clubs react because its objectively the least emotionally charged one of the bunch thats my cool nod of acknowledgement that a heart just doesnt convey accurately its me going yeah six foot five that sounds about right and youre even someone i would actually learn something new about with that juicy info so double points
i... see! i sUppose yoUr calliope hasn't fUlly molted? i've gathered that my circumstances were rather particUlar.
i mean i dont know shes probably dead same as everyone else but roxy yaps about you sometimes and its not like ive got my head buried in the sand with my fingers in my ears im probably being overly familiar hold on let me roll it back hi im dave you know me from the other guy of a dave persuasion i pretty much know you from roxy and jane hyping you up and saying all kinds of good words
oh dear... like "everyone else" yoU say? :U might i pry?
oh its not even a big deal it was like ten years ago or something basically our session went to hell because vriskas sister ot whatever tried to take over it or something so we had a full tpk or fuck i think we did most of us just died like a bunch of chumps but i guess a couple got out of there it was a while ago so its all kind of fuzzy and i was busy during that whole thing so this is all shit i gleaned from everyone else more on the ball about the haps tldr doomed as fuck
ah, i see. my roxy and jUne come from a similar timeline! a right mess, so i'm told. i do hope i've made a passable first impression! ^u^
oh wow i didn't expect to get so much attention at once!! you're all too kind :,) <3<3<3
*nine feet,* jade. that's rather eye-catching!
new banner! ^U^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/690b43f3fa18.gif
well, now i'm cUrioUs :U
W8. Are there individuals seriously considering im8i8ing the lollipop juju? For like, fun? I'll have to remem8er to log off that day whenever that rolls around. #Just Say No To Hyper Sugar Dayterrors #Trickster Critical
it's excellent for celebrations! bUt like any drUg, it mUst be Used in moderation.
I suppose. I know I'm 8ehaving like a 8it of a prude a8out it, 8ut I always thought that there was a very good reason that it was a su8stance unique for cheru8 consumption. It's meant to 8e a pick-me-up for a species that must fly thousands of lightyears in total solitude across the vastness of space. Even trolls on the highest hemospectrum would 8e challenged not to go totally over8oard! Oh, I'm sorry. Look at me, lecturing the cheru8 on their species.
no, no, i always enjoy seeing new perspectives! as a largely asocial species, it's easy to go fifty years or more without knowing mUch aboUt oUr "cUltUre," sUch that it is. certain important points are conferred to Us via genetic memory - myths, rUles, etc. bUt something like the intent behind oUr jUjUs is largely anthropological, and thUs evidently omitted.
do you guys thInk chErubs sEE a yIng yang LIkE a pEnIs shapE to humans #nsfw Ish ?
...no. no, we do not.
t꥟nights an enranged wine night. never let men wh꥟ y꥟u can snap in tw꥟ lead y꥟u ꥟n ever again ladies. (#substances ?)
goodness. at least i'm at no risk of that!
Sorry for the lack of updates as of late- we recently got our Calliope back. Things have been hectic between making sure the residents here are taken care of properly, as well as trying our best to ensure we don't accidentally start some kind of cult. We- well, most of us at least- don't really like being treated as gods, but the residents think otherwise. I guess it comes with the fact we created this world- and universe- and... everything in it. Kind of. We did use bits and pieces of other planets to stabilize Earth F. John- unsure how he knew- found certain timelines had chunks of planetary debris from old planets- even some parts of Earth (alpha or beta- unsure which), Beforus, and Alternia were found! Though... most came from Skaia and other player's planets. I'm unsure why using parts of the older planets helped stabilize the material, but I guess having multiple samples of life-supporting planets fused into the planet we're supporting life on helped. Now that I type it out, I'm unsure how I didn't come to that conclusion before. In terms of the 'how'... we didn't have the machine I see others use. Another part of losing Time? Kanaya and I kind of smushed it together- or, she'd probably say something more elegant like... um. Sewing together a garment made from different fabrics. Either way, it worked! Somehow! I'm choosing not to question exactly how jerry-rigged this operation is. I don't want to- hahah- pop a seam over the small imperfections.
where was she, if i might ask? :U
Here. At a more appropriate hour. Still not able to plan it for 4pm, but it'll work for now. ... THIS IS A TEST OF COMMUNICATIONS BROADCAST ARRAY ID NO. 134.092. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN ENCRYPTED TO BROADCAST ACROSS OTHER TIMELINES. IF RESIDENTS /OUTSIDE/ THE FOLLOWING TIMELINES: - Earth F_1 - Earth F_2 ARE RECEIVING THIS MESSAGE, REPLY TO THIS CHIT WITH PROPER TIMELINE ID AND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT YOU HAVE DONE SO. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY- THE 8x12 - EARTH F_1. MOUTHPIECE: JADE HARLEY.
i had to ask aroUnd, bUt apparently we are earth c_71311. i didn't even know timelines had ids! :U
evidently, there's a bloody tonne of earth c's. :U
PRESSING THIS BUTTON IS THE WORST THING YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO FOR YOUR SANITY. IF THERE'S A VOICE IN YOUR HEAD TELLING YOU TO PRESS THIS BUTTON, TO SEE HOW BAD IT COULD POSSIBLY BE THIS TIME, DO NOT LISTEN TO THAT VOICE. YOU NEED TO KILL THAT VOICE. NOTHING GOOD WILL EVER COME OF PRESSING THIS BUTTON. #VAGUEPOST https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/02/Screenshot-2026-04-02-231517.png
Was It Callie’s Account?
oi???
huh! i didn't even think about the possibility of SBURB having been developed by an actual team or whatever... that account is strange.
i feel as thoUgh it's more of a metaphysical sitUation. tapping into the mUltiversal narrative majjyks that power this site, some instance or other of the game has generated a "developer" accoUnt, pUrely becaUse that is something video games have.
iz drawing fanart of people u know irl weird? i draw fanart of real people i know here zometimez xux httpz://i.ibb.co/wwqpxz29/2025-12-09-12q-kleki.png httpz://i.ibb.co/rpk3fnrq/2025-12-09-132-kleki.png httpz://i.ibb.co/mpwmzdz/2025-12-09-139-kleki.png
not that weird at all!
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? It is not impossible to have 2 aspects! It is also not impossible to have 0 aspects! © SBURB 2009
hold on, how can one have two aspects withoUt being some sort of fUsion?
w0uld it be weird t0 gift y0ur crush a handmade sweater
i sUppose it depends how close yoU are, bUt i day go for it! thoUgh, i've always been a sUcker for grand gestUres.
evening, love! ^u^