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This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.
@uranianUmbra[UU]

>#TEAMRING: Rock the heist.​ (PART TWO) The Heir, transparent, filters his - no, her way into dozens of rooms.​ She is looking for a ring.​ She finds several - on bedstands, in cupboards, behind refrigerators and under beds and within underwear drawers.​ She - no, he gathers each one, checks their captcha codes - damn.​ Each one is precisely as unique as the others.​ The Doctor has done an excellent job of hiding the real one.​ The Sprite, too complex for an epithet, sets dominoes in motion.​ Forward and backward in time, they lay trails for #3 and #5 to track, they slow down #1, speed up #2, seduce #4.​ Set fires for #11 to put out.​ They create paradoxes to confuse #6, shuffle #10 around, give #7 some heartfelt relationship advice, kite #14 and #15 into each other, and.​.​.​ kind of just leave #12 and #13 alone.​ They’re little more than complications.​ The Thief, battle-ready, and the Rogue, beautiful, arrive at the Vault.​ A massive, hulking thing - to break the door would be absurdly inauspicious, unleashing a cascade of bad luck.​ Fortunately for our protagonists, the Rogue can walk through walls.​ What she cannot walk through so easily is a Demoness.​ She stands, in their way, needles at the ready.​ She shares a glance of deferred recognition with the Thief, who readies her 2x3dent.​ The Rogue cracks her knuckles, her neck, her.​.​.​ a lot of joints, she’s fifty.​ This is sure to be a legendary fight.​ ==>

Kult: +60
Kull: +45
Total: 105
Ratio: 1.33