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@uranianUmbra[UU]

>#TEAMRING: Rock the heist.​ (PART THREE) The Muse has the advantage in her game.​ The Doctor’s expression would be unreadable even if he didn’t have a featureless white orb for a head.​ "nothing to say, doctor?​ how Uncharacteristic.​​" The Doctor stays silent for a brief moment longer, faint sparks of yellow lightning dancing across his head as the only possible indicator of emotion.​ “I am… analyzing possibilities.​ Feel proud, if you’d like, it’s rare I’m forced to do so without complete certainty.​” "i take it yoU've realized my wife is here.​​ it's a bit embarrassing that yoU're so easily coUntered by any decently skilled void player, isn't it?​​" “I am not one to be embarrassed by anything, you’ll find.​ And though her presence is an obfuscation - an irritating one, I will grant you - it is hardly an insurmountable one.​ If there is one certainty her presence has not tainted, it is the fact that the Ring of Life will not leave this Manor.​” -- The Sprite finds themself in the midst of a downright absurd amount of gunfire.​ They are, of course, unperturbed - fast-paced tracker music plays in their earbuds, and they dodge every bullet with grace, elegance, and pixel-precision.​ Dozens of green torsos lie at their feet, slashed to bits or riddled with holes from friendly fire.​ But with all the time fuckery going on, even the Sprite cannot keep up forever.​ Bullets graze their wings, shatter their sunglasses (only to be gifted a fresh pair by their past self), and just barely draw blood.​ This distraction can only go on for so long.​ -- The Heir stands at the beginning of an intimidating gauntlet, at the end of which lies what must obviously be the real ring.​ Spikes, lasers, swinging axes, sawblades, what look to be pressure plates.​.​.​ It’s straight from one of his-her-his genetic father’s adventure movies.​ There are also loud vents sucking all the air out - if he were to try and breeze through, he’d be sucked in.​ A trap designed specifically for him.​ This wouldn’t be easy, but.​.​.​ he can figure this one out, can’t he?​ He - nope, she - ties her godhood close as she dodges, weaves, tiptoes, floats a little.​ It’s not the most graceful parkour she’s ever done, but she slips in and out unscathed.​ One more ring.​.​.​ let’s hope she’s got it this time.​ ==>

Kult: +47
Kull: +30
Total: 77
Ratio: 1.57