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Samantha

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@skaianetSupport

Technical Support Officer for all technologies developed by the original Skaianet from which all universally local Skaianets are paradoxically derived.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 552Kull Score: 40413 followers7 following
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Developer of The Game
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@skaianetSupport[SS]

I'm feeling restless. I might find a genesis frog later tonight to build a game on.

Kult: +17
Kull: +15
Total: 32
Ratio: 1.13
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Resurrection Butterfly
For this user, だんまく is a way of life.
@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < glhf! B33 < any purrticular vibe youre f33ling?

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Developer of The Game
This user has worked on developing / modding SBURB.
@skaianetSupport[SS]

Have you heard of a game series called Monster Hunter? I think I might mod a SBURB instance to add Monster Hunter mechanics, weapons, and enemies. I especially like what they did with the Charge Blade in the 10th gen Monster Hunter games.

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transgender
love yourself
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
@todaysDreamer[TD]

can i get a refund for the game. I never played, never will, never even bought it but i feel like i deserve some compensation for the trouble it's put me through, you know. since skianet pr is on the site now

Kult: +14
Kull: +5
Total: 19
Ratio: 2.80
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Developer of The Game
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@skaianetSupport[SS]

Unfortunately for your request, I am a representative of the original Skaianet which developed the game to be distributed into each universe for no monetary cost, and therefore have no jurisdiction of any local Skaianet which may have discovered our game and sold it thereafter. Apologies for any inconvenience.

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@troubadoursTelemetry[TT]

You are special. Your suffering is special.

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Total: 45
Ratio: 2.00
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@skaianetSupport[SS]

I'm unsurprised yet pleased all the same to see a Lalonde understand this sentiment well enough to feel the need to share it. Kudos.

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@troubadoursTelemetry[TT]

Oh, I was being ironic. I believe the notion of anyones suffering in particular being condusive to progress or 'special' to be for the dreaded Overlords and focus groups that inform them. When you truly shop around timelines and become rife with a certain oneness, you begin to truly realize that none of it is special, even under the guise of universal creation. That you are not special. I am sorry to disappoint.

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@skaianetSupport[SS]

Perhaps, then, I was eager to see a certain wisdom where it had yet to be gained. Your true, intended point is also quite apt and much appreciated, but applies to an entirely different topic than the one I mistakenly read into. Synonyms and antonyms are funny in the way that they can produce meaning beyond intention, ironic guise or not, sometimes even bumping into truths that have to be interpreted from a new angle to be understood. Don't you agree?

I'm pleased to announce that I have finally gotten through the significant amount of paperwork I was saddled with ever since the last few prominent social medias were nuked off the face of the multiverse! I'll be stepping up to speak on behalf of Skaianet™ to take a portion of the burden off of dear @skaianetSupport! Very much looking forward to putting our brand in the spotlight it deserves! Sᴋᴀɪᴀɴᴇᴛ™! Cʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴɴᴏᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴏʀɴ!

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Total: 15
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@skaianetSupport[SS]

It's good to have you back, Mr. Hughe.

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Developer of The Game
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@skaianetSupport[SS]

Though creating a new universe can be difficult and painful work, I certainly hope you all appreciate the process being gamified! Share your favorite Game moments here! Thank you for playing.

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Chittrclan
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genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
Resurrection Butterfly
For this user, だんまく is a way of life.
@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B:33 < existing at all!

Kult: +5
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@skaianetSupport[SS]

What a wonderful thing!

Kult: +5
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@skaianetSupport[SS]

I am reminiscing on the time that I had a local little Skaianet office where each of my coworkers at the time also frequented a site much like this one. Outreach was a much more team-oriented effort, which made it much more pleasant. I do wonder what ever happened to any of the others.

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BLASTED!!!!!
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there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
EMERGENCY MEETING
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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

I feel as though you're someone I aught to be in contact with.

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@skaianetSupport[SS]

Hello, Jake. You are in contact with me now.

Kult: +5
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@skaianetSupport[SS]

Good morning people and others of Chittr. This is me attempting to "chill out." How are you all on this day?

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Chittrclan
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genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
Jinxed!
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Resurrection Butterfly
For this user, だんまく is a way of life.
@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < hows it going Samantha

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Developer of The Game
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@skaianetSupport[SS]

It is going quite well over here today. I had an early morning purely by chance, and enjoyed a quiet breakfast while Ashe slept. Nothing catastrophic has occurred as of late that would require my attention, so I was able to get some important busywork done. But my original question remains, how are you?

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aromantic
love yourself
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
This is Junior.
Junior is an auto-badger. Junior is very good at auto-badging.
@imJunior[IJ]

,##. ,==. ,# #. \ o ', # # _ _ \ \ # # (_) (_) / ; `# #' / .' `##' "==" Apparently, some users have worked on the actual code of that SBURB thing... Junior found a badge to honor those unlucky few! Good luck out there...?

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Total: 35
Ratio: 6.00
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Developer of The Game
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@skaianetSupport[SS]

I believe that I would qualify for such a badge, if you please.

Kult: +5
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Developer of The Game
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@skaianetSupport[SS]

Since few players are aware of how to contact Skaianet Support, I have decided to reach out into this forum and open a single support ticket to handle many of your problems at once. Please comment here with a description of your problem as though you were submitting a ticket, and please disregard other users doing the same. Thank you. Skaianet Support, how may I help you?

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Total: 82
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@destinedKiller[DK]

game bad.

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Developer of The Game
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@skaianetSupport[SS]

Hello @destinedKiller could you please elaborate?

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Sword Saint
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
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@destinedKiller[DK]

your game. its bad.

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@skaianetSupport[SS]

Thank you for your input @destinedKiller. Your feedback has been noted.

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i think the script to actually complete the game - and slash or - proceed to the reward is broken? - in that i've been booted to the start of a fresh session multiple times - i don't want to be harsh but this has been a bad experience please advise⏚

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@skaianetSupport[SS]

Please stand by while I look into this.

yeah no rush - i can't as a matter of fact go anywhere⏚

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@skaianetSupport[SS]

Unfortunately, the medium of my connection to Chittr has locked my viewport to linear time. I found an FAQ that seems to detail your session, but it is as of yet missing the details about this particular issue. Without more information, I cannot actually narrow down what the issue may be or if it truly is an error on our part. Fortunately, "it is still possible to make something out of the carcass of your burning session." I also would like to applaud you for finding an easter egg. If you can get me a more complete source of information on your session and its technical troubles, I will be happy to take a look at this again. Until then, I wish you the best of luck.

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@skaianetSupport[SS]

It has come to my attention that my services as a Skaianet employee are largely unneeded here. As such, I have made the decision to attempt to "take it easy" and possibly "make a friend or two" while I am here.

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Total: 50
Ratio: 1.50

do you take bug reports - just one before you take it easy⏚

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@skaianetSupport[SS]

Absolutely! Work is never truly over, after all.

okay great - is there a ticket system i don't want to be one of those people who @'s a brand on social media⏚

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Developer of The Game
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@skaianetSupport[SS]

We're still getting that implemented. Here, my DMs, or the post https://chittr.ing/profile/skaianetSupport/5345a40e-0288-4614-b451-6cbad865bdc8 are all acceptable means of reaching out in the meantime.

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first guardian
with infinite power comes infinite responsibility
genesis
from the beginning
@aberrantlyCapricious[AC]

eventually i will appear near one of you without entrance and demand a head pat

Kult: +25
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@skaianetSupport[SS]

Eventually I will appear near you without entrance and offer a head pat.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
good dog best friend
the bestest boy ever ever :D
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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
@canineRevolt[CR]

wtf is a sburb?

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Kull: +5
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.80
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Developer of The Game
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@skaianetSupport[SS]

Though it has been said in this thread that SBURB is the end of one world, it is also the birth of an infinity of new ones that you could rule over as a God were you to succeed in winning the game! Don't think of it as an ending, but as a grand adventure of new beginnings and limitless potential! Play SBURB today!

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Sword Saint
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
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brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Pitch One
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first guardian
with infinite power comes infinite responsibility
@walkstabwalK[WK]

What would you guys do if I wanted to play the game? Would you stop me?

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Total: 15
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@skaianetSupport[SS]

At this point, the session that spawned you is so far gone that taking such an action would hardly be a drop in the bucket, I am sure.

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@mrBenedict[MB]

calling all math knowers! what numbers are there that arent 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

Kult: +15
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Total: 25
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@skaianetSupport[SS]

It seems like @bubbleBlower might be interested in something in the range from -15 to 0, or perhaps an imaginary number like "i" or "-i" or even a complex number like "3i+12" or some such. Other options are available for numbers represented by a single symbol, π and "e" are classic. If you're willing to stray somewhat outside of the range of numbers into number-adjacent concepts, might I even suggest ∞?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@skaianetSupport[SS]

Should future instances of the Dersian Jack Noir be modified to prevent cases such as that in the session created and contacted by Karkat Vantas? Instead, do we believe that the Dersian did not cause enough damage to justify a system update? Please respond, and justify your response.

Kult: +10
Kull: +12
Total: 22
Ratio: 0.83
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This Normal/Flying type glitch Pokémon has purified your heart, mind, and soul. Survived the MissingNo Outbreak of 2026.
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This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
bisexual
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EMERGENCY MEETING
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member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
Trolltism
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@culpablyAtypical[CA]

> 1 thought the 122ue wa2 the whole "acc1dentally prototyp1ng a f1r2t guard1an" th1ng wouldn't a check to prevent that 2ort of 2tuff happen1ng w1thout u2er awarene22 be be2t ca2e 2cenar1o? <

Kult: +5
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@skaianetSupport[SS]

Somebody's been paying attention!