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Should future instances of the Dersian Jack Noir be modified to prevent cases such as that in the session created and contacted by Karkat Vantas? Instead, do we believe that the Dersian did not cause enough damage to justify a system update? Please respond, and justify your response.
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Patch Notes: - Black Holes have been nerfed - Closed another path into The Backrooms - Buttered bread landing face-down odds have been tweaked - ADHD thoughts buffering times increased again - Value of human life adjusted for inflation - All music is now a little bit better - Removed Herobrine
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To those of you who have completed our game: Thank you for playing! Your feedback on the functionality of the game systems would be greatly appreciated. Please keep in mind that a certain level of physical and emotional distress is by design, and comments criticizing the presence of such intended experiences will be taken as positive feedback or otherwise wholly disregarded at our discretion.
I didn't like that it ended the world. I do immensely appreciate the inclusion of a hard-core single player mode, but you should maybe make a lesser version of it available? I like the social aspect quite a bit. The pyjamas are a nice piece of merch... add more badges, maybe put in a train level.
the concept of a dead session seems dreadfUlly biased towards active time players, and Utterly impossible for anyone else! >:U
I remind you that the game is only designed to be played with others, and that we make no promise of quality if the game is not played in this way as intended. I'm sorry if you had a poor experience, but we cannot accept feedback about unintended gameplay.
i see. so, an entire qUestline ending in Ultimate power, that's not something yoU think is relevant to intended play?
Truthfully, I cannot speak on the design decisions made here, or if they were decisions at all. This is beyond my range of expertise.
How many users of this site have played or engaged with the game designed and distributed primarily by an instance of Skaianet, or in some cases by a freelancer, and may most often be known by a 5 letter acronym beginning with S and ending with B?
i have troUble believing the veracity of yoUr sUpposed identity as a "developer" of sbUrb, as sUch a thing seems oxymoronic on its face, bUt i woUld be foolish to similarly dismiss yoUr knowledge.
I, myself, am less of a developer and more of a support technician. I did not directly contribute to the creation of SBURB, of course, as such a thing would be impossible as you have implied. I do, on the other hand, work for, and in tandem with, those who created and maintain the base code from which it is derived.
☽⛤☾ they summoned me here like a demon. are y'all trolls? like, alternia? Sam told me about this...
Well, I was really hoping that I wouldn't have to give this site very much of my attention, but seeing as you're here now I may have to keep a closer eye on things.
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Visit the Shop tab to purchase crossover outfits featuring characters from Overwatch, Nier Automata, and Citizen Kane! #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
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* huh. think i took a wrong turn somewhere.
Do I have to get involved, here?