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Most of reality runs on ~ATH, but Ohio specifically runs on Windows 8.

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[ >TROLLHIO RUNNETH ON WINDOWS LONGHORN_ ]

Should future instances of the Dersian Jack Noir be modified to prevent cases such as that in the session created and contacted by Karkat Vantas? Instead, do we believe that the Dersian did not cause enough damage to justify a system update? Please respond, and justify your response.

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:33< remewve that guy entipurrly furk that guy

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B// < im just saying red milesing an entire unifurse s33ms purretty bad

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< From what I can gather. Jack ssimply fillss a "role" that iss required. If he iss broken or changed in any way, another will ssimply fill hiss "role". :>~

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

Wtf

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I think we should give every rings other jacks get to me that seems like a cool idea.

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> 1 thought the 122ue wa2 the whole "acc1dentally prototyp1ng a f1r2t guard1an" th1ng wouldn't a check to prevent that 2ort of 2tuff happen1ng w1thout u2er awarene22 be be2t ca2e 2cenar1o? <

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Somebody's been paying attention!

Tip: Do not prototype a First Guardian under any circumstances.

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B33 < haha yeah

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I feel like I'm being called out here

Patch Notes: - Black Holes have been nerfed - Closed another path into The Backrooms - Buttered bread landing face-down odds have been tweaked - ADHD thoughts buffering times increased again - Value of human life adjusted for inflation - All music is now a little bit better - Removed Herobrine

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whatAbout trollL'fe?

Troll life has not been affected by inflation in the same way.

Ashe made me in this game and she wanted me to show it off. https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Mii_Samantha.jpg

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Aradia Megido.

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Wondering if I could host a three dimensional spreadsheet across an entire Genesis Frog. How many cells would that have? Could life evolve there? There are many questions and one clear way to find the answers. Time to get to work.

Given the entire lifespan of every universe to choose an era of technology from, I still do not use large language models for writing ~ATH under any circumstance.

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Database administration be damned.

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At least I have a little restraint. You are correct, though, about anybody on the internet being able to access your words. #VaguePosting

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To those of you who have completed our game: Thank you for playing! Your feedback on the functionality of the game systems would be greatly appreciated. Please keep in mind that a certain level of physical and emotional distress is by design, and comments criticizing the presence of such intended experiences will be taken as positive feedback or otherwise wholly disregarded at our discretion.

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I didn't like that it ended the world. I do immensely appreciate the inclusion of a hard-core single player mode, but you should maybe make a lesser version of it available? I like the social aspect quite a bit. The pyjamas are a nice piece of merch... add more badges, maybe put in a train level.

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Oh and the cool powers fucking rule

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Thank you for your feedback!

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the concept of a dead session seems dreadfUlly biased towards active time players, and Utterly impossible for anyone else! >:U

I remind you that the game is only designed to be played with others, and that we make no promise of quality if the game is not played in this way as intended. I'm sorry if you had a poor experience, but we cannot accept feedback about unintended gameplay.

i see. so, an entire qUestline ending in Ultimate power, that's not something yoU think is relevant to intended play?

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Truthfully, I cannot speak on the design decisions made here, or if they were decisions at all. This is beyond my range of expertise.

then what, respectfUlly, is the pUrpose of this feedback? it seems to me as thoUgh the existence of an exploit by which a certain type of player might infect other linked sessions is related qUite closely to the actUal fUnctioning of the game.

How many users of this site have played or engaged with the game designed and distributed primarily by an instance of Skaianet, or in some cases by a freelancer, and may most often be known by a 5 letter acronym beginning with S and ending with B?

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Yeah.

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I did that.

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Been there, done that, got the jammies.

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Tell me about it.

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REGRETTABLY. I HAVE.

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I don't know what I am legally. Does it count if I'm a copy of the guy's brain in a metal walky-box?

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B33 < quite a few id think

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i have troUble believing the veracity of yoUr sUpposed identity as a "developer" of sbUrb, as sUch a thing seems oxymoronic on its face, bUt i woUld be foolish to similarly dismiss yoUr knowledge.

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I, myself, am less of a developer and more of a support technician. I did not directly contribute to the creation of SBURB, of course, as such a thing would be impossible as you have implied. I do, on the other hand, work for, and in tandem with, those who created and maintain the base code from which it is derived.

We had a lot of work to do after the SGRUB/SBURB associated sessions of Beforus/Alternia/Earth(A,B,C). While many fail-safe systems worked perfectly as intended, several aspects of the game's response to player actions had to be updated to ensure that the same events do not occur in any other sessions.

(( Yes I'm chittr posting while I'm in class learning how to create a database in MySQL and trying to post about it in-character as a timeless hundreds-of-years-old master of computing who has always known how to do this thing that I myself am only just learning. ))

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Updating a database made in SQL to integrate with ~ATH is not the strangest thing I've done this month.

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X I like your funny words x

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We at Skaianet would like to wish all pranksters a happy #AprilFoolsDay today. We are amused to announce that, at the conclusion of this holiday, all Prankster's Gambit scores will pay out into Boondollars. So get out there, start some japes, and try not to get caught in any yourself!

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One of the few days in which seeing me isn't an omen of cosmic damage. Happy #TransDayOfVisibility

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Every hundred years or so, I am required to take classes again to maintain the sharpness of my mind and fullness of my knowledge. Today I am "relearning" about Enhanced Entity Relationship diagrams, as if I would ever forget.

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I do appreciate the opportunity to watch the very fabric of the website change before my eyes. Makes a girl nostalgic.

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Just keeping an eye out, for now.

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:33< hey girl adjacent girl heyyyy!

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