i’m always back online when it’s super quiet! hello, anyone home?
i’m just teasing you!! don’t get your slimer boxers in a twist silly
well i am not wearing them they are folded in my drawer. now who’s the perv???! the defense rests.
hey?!?!? slimer boxers are not perverted, but they are really dumb and silly. you pervy-thought-secret-keeper.
!!! ok last time i checked u were the one imagining me changing!! just stating facts here
i actually said nothing about that! your mind is gross. i don’t even like girls and also i closed my freaking eyes. so there!
okay, fair (not about my mind being gross) but i could literally not imagine filling in the logic behind why you closed them. should i have been throwing a surprise party for you instead, is that it!!