KARKAT VANTAS: "I don’t have a type, but if I did. Maybe. It would be John c…"

I DON’T HAVE A TYPE, BUT IF I DID. MAYBE. IT WOULD BE JOHN CUSACK.

Kult: +132

Kull: +120

Total: 252

Ratio: 1.10

↩ @theGuy[TG]

UM WRONG BECAUSE I JUST DID IT! “YOUNG AJ STRIDER”. BOOM. RIGHT THERE.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

@theGuy[TG]

fuck i just realised your pfp is troll john cusack hahaha. gotta admit he does look better in grey.

↩ @theGuy[TG]

john egbert

@ghostyTrickster[GT]

haha, see he beat me to it! like karkat said. boom. right there.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @theGuy[TG]

SEE????? AND YOU’RE SLANDERING HIS GOOD NAME.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

@theGuy[TG]

doesnt count it you type it yourself dingus.

↩ @theGuy[TG]

IT DOES. IT DEFINITELY DOES. WHAT’S YOUR PROFILE BANNER ABOUT? WHAT IS THAT…THAT THING CHOKING ON ANOTHER THING.

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

@theGuy[TG]

you dont know about @turntechsGodhead bro? kids these days. no appreciation for art. its a seagull swallowing down a hotdog just fyi.

@turntechsGodhead

↩ @theGuy[TG]

dave strider

@turntechsGodhead[TG]

oh come on karkat im offended i cant believe you didnt see that piece of incredible work i shit out in two minutes from memedeepfryer dot com

↩ @theGuy[TG]

EW. MAKE IT STOP DOING THAT.

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]