dave strider
@turntechsGodhead
dj, really fucking great photographer and owner of the best collection of taxidermy crows this side of the incipisphere
do you guys ever think about the fact that there are at least ten other versions of you out there doing whatever the fuck like at least ten probably more than that
you hear that everyone karkat is an eligible bachelor now that he doesnt fuck with john bilgesack https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9a4d0fd8837f.jpg
i was just reminded of dane cooks ugly smug grin
good god man why did you invoke that wicked awful man in this place
holy shit he actually made it his banner everyone go look at my masterpiece at @theguy i have to say it really moves me like did the seagull choke in the end or will he prevail whos to say
im no picasso but i dont need to be to see you delivered me a masterpiece. shit deserves to be hung and framed. just a shame the boundaries of the banner box on this site dont allow me to showcase the full thing.
i think the open composition is the beauty of it though like tilt your head think like a hotdog
p sure that was the starting premise for classic film sausage party ft seth rogan and kristen wiig.
low hanging fruit i was going for more nope vibes when jean jacket digests the townspeople
what do you think the speed of an average snail is also can you preserve snails in formaldehyde
i got the worlds most mediocre microwave burrito for lunch which is like mentioning the worlds most average speed snail
me and @golgothassterror after falling for another ai generated mug and then getting cursed by an etsy witch https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/93a89839cec4.jpg
@golgothasterror fuck i tagged the wrong jake joke ruined i have to die now
i know at least one of you guys out there have fallen prey to an ai crystal mug off of etsy vibes-based
and somehow i knew it was going to be you see my vibe check is literally never off by more then fifteen paces in any given direction
I didn't,but i have some slightly crazy shit to share. Used to be a vape addict,and local shops would often sell straight up bootleg. No,liquids were fine,but bottles? "The Boys V","Silverhand"(there was one with Master Chief too),and god knows what else i have. Now,by the way,i advocate against nicotine because it's the lamest drug,in the end it only gives you a nasty addiction and headache after headache. #substance
what do you guys think etsy witches can genuinely do are they for real or are they playing in my face is it a similar situation to the ai crystal mugs
if 7ou set 7our mone7 on fire and think real hard about turning someone into a pig that would get 7ou similar results
someone just had the audacity to tell me that being turned into a pig would not be the worst possible thing to happen to somebody wrong not convinced can you imagine your petite little hands turning cloven and then being made to stick your nose into the dirt hunting truffles or eating slop for the rest of your natural-borne life which is not that long anymore because you are a fucking pig wait how long do pigs live for okay point being if you disagree with me im commissioning an etsy witch to turn you into a pig
raining hard as fuck outside sounds like a cow pissing on a flat rock out there every one batten down the hatches
holy shit the chittr timeline is rife with horny on main this is crazy im being bombarded with it right and left you know my delicate eyes cant take it #nsfw
（￣□￣；）The amount of hormones that fill up around here scares me...
karkat hating my chits must be a day that ends in y
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none of the karkats hate my chits and idk if thats a sign that im doing something really right or really wrong but its for sure a sign im doing something really something
im destitute and sliceless
thinking that im gonna need to add another jar to my preservations collection what should go between my bullfrog and my bat bullfrogs name is spork and bats name is baseball by the way in case you gave a fuck which you should
holy shit karkat just asked what a chud was somebody help him not me but someone
Oh please no I'm trying to avoid relationships all together for a while. I rescend my previous statement
jesus christ why did that tag as nsfw its literally stiller and wilson https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/93a89839cec4.jpg
it got spoilered be(ause 7ou tagged it as substan(e. nsfw isn’t the onl7 tag that spoilers images
me and who after hitting a blinker https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/93a89839cec4.jpg #substance maybe fuck i guess
Jesus christ, whys the picture so fucked up and fuzzy? Was this taken at fucking Chernobyl???
so what im hearing is that exorcising lil cal is a good idea even though im totally chill with this really swag puppet dude like nothing could go wrong its actually fine and it will work
In the extreme improbability you succeed, his soul will need a new host.
i think im gonna try exorcising lil cal is this a good idea or no