dave strider
@turntechsGodhead
dj, really fucking great photographer and owner of the best collection of taxidermy crows this side of the incipisphere
i convince myself i dont have an accent and then im in a convenience store in another part of the country and some six year old tells their dad i sound like a wild west lumpy space princess thinking i aint hear it
yo broccoli cheddar soop update brocc has taken to standing on the counter and then looking at me like this when i tell him he needs to get his obese fucking paws off of said counter before i rip him a brand new three bedroom two bathroom double wide asshole look at this smug little smirk he knows what he does https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/af2993e47531.jpeg #cheddarfromthebrocc #usedtohavealittlenowigotalot
Glad to see Soup is doing good. Give him more pats from me.
he evades my lips to his forehead like how i evade the irs so this is gonna be a bit of an advanced maneuver
guys did you see that he called me mister strider
not barack vagueposting about me
get a fucking load of my new cat you guys genuinely an upstanding lad my boy brocc posted up https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5e2ad80f93b.jpeg
I refuse to call him all that. Just Soup or Broc is going to have to do.
putting disrespect on broccoli cheddar soop doggs brockiana grande’s name like that goddamn
this cat is so orange and fat might have to post him
none of these cat names are worth a flip flying shit just so yall know i could better conjure one up with a fisher price ouija board than take your suggestions
၄⋆၃ i am not great at naming things after all my lusus is named mx bitxh the destroyer of meals and planets
c< BrOccOli CHeese SOup SOl Badguy RagNa tHe BlOOdedge >c
၄⋆၃ just had a wonderful idea name him tuberxulosis but only xall him TB in front of others and then suddenly with no warning full name him in front of someone :)
i adopted a cat everyone breaking news what should i name it
၄⋆၃ name the xat a strangely human name like jimothy or something so everyone is xonfused when they are at your hive
is that all you have to say or are you suggesting that as a name because i think that might get easily misspelled on a name tag
WHAT IF YOUR MEOWBEAST'S NAME WAS A SERIES OF MUSICAL NOTES. LIKE BOWBOWBOW OR BEEPBEEP.
၄⋆၃ i suppose it would be very funny to have a xat named after me i support this
do you guys ever think about the fact that there are at least ten other versions of you out there doing whatever the fuck like at least ten probably more than that
you hear that everyone karkat is an eligible bachelor now that he doesnt fuck with john bilgesack https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9a4d0fd8837f.jpg
i was just reminded of dane cooks ugly smug grin
good god man why did you invoke that wicked awful man in this place
holy shit he actually made it his banner everyone go look at my masterpiece at @theguy i have to say it really moves me like did the seagull choke in the end or will he prevail whos to say
im no picasso but i dont need to be to see you delivered me a masterpiece. shit deserves to be hung and framed. just a shame the boundaries of the banner box on this site dont allow me to showcase the full thing.
i think the open composition is the beauty of it though like tilt your head think like a hotdog
p sure that was the starting premise for classic film sausage party ft seth rogan and kristen wiig.
low hanging fruit i was going for more nope vibes when jean jacket digests the townspeople
what do you think the speed of an average snail is also can you preserve snails in formaldehyde
i got the worlds most mediocre microwave burrito for lunch which is like mentioning the worlds most average speed snail
me and @golgothassterror after falling for another ai generated mug and then getting cursed by an etsy witch https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/93a89839cec4.jpg
@golgothasterror fuck i tagged the wrong jake joke ruined i have to die now
i know at least one of you guys out there have fallen prey to an ai crystal mug off of etsy vibes-based
and somehow i knew it was going to be you see my vibe check is literally never off by more then fifteen paces in any given direction
I didn't,but i have some slightly crazy shit to share. Used to be a vape addict,and local shops would often sell straight up bootleg. No,liquids were fine,but bottles? "The Boys V","Silverhand"(there was one with Master Chief too),and god knows what else i have. Now,by the way,i advocate against nicotine because it's the lamest drug,in the end it only gives you a nasty addiction and headache after headache. #substance
what do you guys think etsy witches can genuinely do are they for real or are they playing in my face is it a similar situation to the ai crystal mugs
if 7ou set 7our mone7 on fire and think real hard about turning someone into a pig that would get 7ou similar results
someone just had the audacity to tell me that being turned into a pig would not be the worst possible thing to happen to somebody wrong not convinced can you imagine your petite little hands turning cloven and then being made to stick your nose into the dirt hunting truffles or eating slop for the rest of your natural-borne life which is not that long anymore because you are a fucking pig wait how long do pigs live for okay point being if you disagree with me im commissioning an etsy witch to turn you into a pig
raining hard as fuck outside sounds like a cow pissing on a flat rock out there every one batten down the hatches
holy shit the chittr timeline is rife with horny on main this is crazy im being bombarded with it right and left you know my delicate eyes cant take it #nsfw
（￣□￣；）The amount of hormones that fill up around here scares me...