dave strider
@turntechsGodhead
dj, really fucking great photographer and owner of the best collection of taxidermy crows this side of the incipisphere
holy shit the chittr timeline is rife with horny on main this is crazy im being bombarded with it right and left you know my delicate eyes cant take it #nsfw
（￣□￣；）The amount of hormones that fill up around here scares me...
karkat hating my chits must be a day that ends in y
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none of the karkats hate my chits and idk if thats a sign that im doing something really right or really wrong but its for sure a sign im doing something really something
im destitute and sliceless
thinking that im gonna need to add another jar to my preservations collection what should go between my bullfrog and my bat bullfrogs name is spork and bats name is baseball by the way in case you gave a fuck which you should
holy shit karkat just asked what a chud was somebody help him not me but someone
Oh please no I'm trying to avoid relationships all together for a while. I rescend my previous statement
jesus christ why did that tag as nsfw its literally stiller and wilson https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/93a89839cec4.jpg
it got spoilered be(ause 7ou tagged it as substan(e. nsfw isn’t the onl7 tag that spoilers images
me and who after hitting a blinker https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/93a89839cec4.jpg #substance maybe fuck i guess
Jesus christ, whys the picture so fucked up and fuzzy? Was this taken at fucking Chernobyl???
so what im hearing is that exorcising lil cal is a good idea even though im totally chill with this really swag puppet dude like nothing could go wrong its actually fine and it will work
In the extreme improbability you succeed, his soul will need a new host.
i think im gonna try exorcising lil cal is this a good idea or no
big taxidermy doesnt want you to know that walruses arent actually shaped that way
#justiceforhmw stop calling him a chud unless youre simply misspelling chad https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2f2d0a15686.jpg
ok unit i can take but chud? oh now youre all just hurting his feelings
he ain't no Chud... he's just a bi6 Chunky lad... a fine lar6e beastie...
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man what the fuck stop calling hmw (horny man walrus) a chud what is wrong with you heartless freaks
ignore all of the capital letters in my last post i just got a little passionate about the horny man walrus surely you understand
Due to popular demand aka the two other variations of me who told me I could run my mouth I bring to you my walrus taxidermy fun fact happy Thursday so theres this museum in london called the horniman which first of all how are you naming a museum the HORNY MAN i cannot believe i didnt think of that first anyway so its a natural history museum, theyve got all sorts of displays of taxidermy and artifacts etc. one of the displays they have is of this walrus and this walrus is special you wanna know why trust me dude you are simultaneously so ready and entirely NOT ready for this so in the early victorian period, the english were a bunch of dumb fucks who were clueless about a lot of shit including their knowledge of animals that werent native to the area which, walruses are not big surprise there they acquired this dead deflated old husk of a walrus on their hands SOMEHOW and, because they didnt know what a walrus looked like, these dunkasses overstuffed it big time like i am talking monolithic levels of stuffing pushed into this walrus corpse like we are dealing with a walrus the size of planet jupiter houston we have a problem so now we have this gorgeous dry specimen in real life and it sits on display at the fuckin horny man museum and fuck if it isnt glorious i got lucky enough to get a picture of it in real life so here it is folks lookin like a damn christmas ham. feast your eyes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2f2d0a15686.jpg
B33 < holy shit this is ameowzing im jealous you got to s33 the overstuffed walrus taxidermy in real life and i didnt what the fuck
thats one hell of a fat fucking chud if ive ever seen one i love it
think of how big you think this thing is and then multiply it by two its like looking up at shaq as a gnome
Oh Yes Its Just That Hes Got An Unfortunate Amount Of Aegyo Hes Utterly Flush With It
one more time does anyone want to hear some facts about a victorian taxidermy walrus because im telling you its gonna blow your fucking blowholes do walruses have blowholes fuck doesnt matter youre gonna blow those holes regardless because this taxidermy walrus story is rife with fun facts i promise you wont be disappointed
what i look like grabbing the fucking cabling unfurled across the bus floor and playing it totally chill https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/93a89839cec4.jpg
just dropped half of my dj gear all over the place on the floor of this bus shout out to the commuters of the number 4 to uptown you all giving me the smolder while im scrambling on the linoleum is real great
fuck i should have clocked that given your handle is transgender gamer fuck my life
and as we both know we are definitely beings of nuance and subtlety its in our bones however hollow they may be
sorry should i have held off on the taxidermy fun fact schtick as theres apparently a political rift going on on chittr dot com right now well maybe this will break the ice god knows that walrus did the fat fuck
wait until you hear the rest of this bit its like a fine wine gets better with age and oh that aftertaste not even close to comparable yes mr sommelier 165 milliliters of your finest walrus whats that? you only do 200? pull my fucking fronds why dont you
what can i say im being hashtag woke my posts have to translate to a wide audience or else what am i here for
•° mr w*rldw!de *ver here yuck!n !t up w!th the best *f them b!g fan
does anyone want to hear some facts about a victorian taxidermy walrus because im telling you its gonna blow your fucking blowholes do walruses have blowholes fuck doesnt matter youre gonna blow those holes regardless because this taxidermy walrus story is rife with fun facts