- Say say say my name! - MOTHER'S BACK!! It's a new month, therefore a new beetle. And look, I didn't start the post with "daddy's back!" improvements, I think, but it doesn't have as much UMPH to it as "DADDY," you know? BUT that's okay, I can workshop it, cause everyone kept complaining about "Daddy," but honestly I think it's powerful, puts some hair on your chest, sorta. PAPA BEETLE? Would you want that? Again, Mommy works fine, but I think Mommy is like... maybe TOO MUCH right now. So Daddy Beetle, PAPA BEETLE makes me sound like I got some HEFT, real good heft! Maybe I'll do Papa Beetle next time. Who knows. Anyway, went to Paris cause I got invited for once, and let me tell you some of the best fucking bread is in France. I love going, humans, and carbs? unmatched. They've also got some of the shows, CAUSE REMEMBER, I got 2 movies about me. AND A PLAY AND A CARTOON, CRAZY SHIT. But in Paris, I called myself daddy in French. WORKED OUT GREAT; they told me it wasn't weird at all, so I think there's some SLIGHT overreaction to it here. DADDY BEETLE'S HERE! How's it going? - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -