Xoamos Amkeuz
@alopecoidSleuth
Private Detective Amkeuz | HMU if you need help | OOC: kingGreed
🔍 _-_-_- Feeling better em⌕ti⌕nally. Still a bit weirded ⌕ut ab⌕ut the head thing, but y⌕u kn⌕w, can't win them all. _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- I'm tweakin ⌕ut a lil, but it's fine. _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- THIS IS just me reas⌕ning with myself. - I am dead - My head will n⌕t reattach t⌕ my b⌕dy - I'm s⌕me s⌕rt ⌕f supernatural thing that typically carries its head anyway. I am fine with this. Cause I'm "alive." _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- I'm g⌕⌕d n⌕w, crisis is passed. getting PT⌕ helped immensely. _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- Again, I can't really stay mad because the guy wh⌕ killed me was REALLY h⌕t. Slaying, literally. _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- I have a few days ⌕ff w⌕rk due t⌕ the entire head-n⌕t-⌕n-b⌕dy situati⌕n. _-_-_-
maybeYou couldDo someOnl'ne researchTo see|f anyth'ngRelated popsUp?
🔍 _-_-_- N⌕... pr⌕bably n⌕t a g⌕⌕d idea with the crisis I had earlier. _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- The w⌕rst part the... c⌕rrecti⌕n the best part n⌕... the w⌕rst he's s⌕ fucking attractive, dude. :'( ab⌕ut t⌕ f⌕rgive my murderer f⌕r having a killer facecard. _-_-_-
here's WHAT you WOULD look LIKE if YOU were JADE or PURple https://file.garden/aie70_fFsE6egQuH/Xoamos/jade.png https://file.garden/aie70_fFsE6egQuH/Xoamos/purple.png
// To further expand: BTW, this isn't saying your muse has to do this, but an explanation for why I say no one should talk to someone in crisis ever again. If someone i shaving a crisis creating delusion, disagreeing can make said delusions worse. Or create incredibly negative pushback! However, trolls as a whole don't have empathy to understand that, or possibly even the medical studies and tests to show WHY that would be bad. Anyway, Xoamos is still having a meltdown.
// btw the reactions of your muses is so funny cause NONE of them should EVER talk to someone going through a crisis EVER again btw. Just like real twitter. LOL.
// I feel like the missing head has more of a part. (laugh track)
🔍 _-_-_- I can't even put my face in my hands because I'll just be h⌕lding my head. _-_-_-
I BELIEVE I HAVE FORMVLA╋━ED A PO╋━EN╋━IAL RESOLV╋━ION. PALLIA╋━IVE AS I╋━ IS. ╋━HE VARIABLE ╋━HA╋━ REMAINS VNQVAN╋━IFIED IS WHE╋━HER YOV WOVLD PERMI╋━ ME PROXIMI╋━Y ╋━O YOVR ╋━ROLLSON ONCE MORE. AND ALSO BE S╋━ILL.
🔍 _-_-_- Well! I guess. 8( I d⌕n't think y⌕u c⌕uld kill me m⌕re than y⌕u've already d⌕ne. _-_-_-
I CANNO╋━. I KNOW NO╋━ HOW NOR DO I IN╋━END ╋━O ADD ╋━O YOVR BVRDENS. ... PERHAPS YOV MAY ╋━AKE SOLACE IN KNOWING YOV DO NO╋━ HAVE ╋━O BEAR ╋━HIS VNRAVELING ALONE.
🔍 _-_-_- Let me grab y⌕ur sh⌕ulders and shake y⌕u and be sad f⌕r 5 m⌕re minutes. Eugh. Y⌕u're still my type. Damn _-_-_-
OF COVRSE. ╋━HIS IS A SHOCKING REVELA╋━ION; I VNDERS╋━AND. I MIGH╋━ EXPRESS SOME CONCERN FOR ╋━HE DISCERNMEN╋━ EVIDEN╋━ IN YOVR CHOICE OF COMPANIONSHIP WERE I╋━ NO╋━ SO ╋━HOROVGHLY MV╋━VAL IN ╋━HIS PRESEN╋━ MOMEN╋━. EQVALLY DAMNED, AS ╋━HEY SAY.
// Due to super natural horror terror shenanigan's he is in fact a dullahan now btw.
🔍 _-_-_- If gh⌕sts are real that means I died and I am currently s⌕me fucking gh⌕st!! I DIED!!! I DIED WHAT WHAT??????? _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- S⌕ y⌕u're telling me I was murdered and died, and n⌕w my head is just FREE RANGE fr⌕m my b⌕dy, and that I need t⌕ accept the fact that I was murdered and that my head is n⌕ l⌕nger fuckin with my b⌕dy? _-_-_-
〔•෴•〕 < On the bright side, it must be a load off your shoulders. / *yuck, yuck!*
well… the rOt usually makes things easier. althOugh unless yOur still living… i suppOse i hOpe it dOesn’t befall yOu if yOu claim tO live
〔•෴•〕 < Sorry, sweetheart. I'm old and legally allowed to not read the mood. / *yuck, yuck!*
🔍 _-_-_- Thank y⌕u f⌕r answering my very hyp⌕thetical questi⌕n that is n⌕t at all based in reality, and I am n⌕t freaking ⌕ut ab⌕ut dying and c⌕ming back fr⌕m the dead as s⌕me s⌕rta spirit. CAuse gh⌕sts aren't real and GHHSDKJLHHSHDHGSGD _-_-_-
me when i hyp/)thetically run s/)me/)ne /)ver with a skateb/)ard t/) see if it was hyp/)thetically p/)ssible
"I am n⌕t freaking ⌕ut ab⌕ut dying and c⌕ming back fr⌕m the dead as s⌕me s⌕rta spirit." kind of implies you knew.
🔍 _-_-_- N⌕t n⌕w g⌕ld b⌕y X⌕am⌕s is havin a crisis. _-_-_-
Ghosts Are Qu|te Real. |'ve Faced One |n A Duel. |ts Best Not To D|s|llus|onally Run From That Part|cular Real|ty.
ill say this here and now just for clarity since you clearly dont know yourself. this isnt a hypothetical whatsoever
im not joking around with you. now if i was id slap my knee and laugh like a rustblooded hick. just to give you a visual.
🔍 _-_-_- Hey, asking hyp⌕thetical questi⌕ns... If I were t⌕ get murdered, and my head severed fr⌕m my b⌕dy, and then... I came back... H⌕w w⌕uld ⌕ne g⌕ ab⌕ut pr⌕perly reattaching their head t⌕ their b⌕dy? LIKE, but it's n⌕t urgent, just... if p⌕ssible, h⌕w? {r} #g⌕re {r} _-_-_-
//If that is the part that is causing the difficulty with reconnection, yes. I imagine you'll want ease of precision more than anything during this reattatchment.//
alsO if it hurts tO t try and see it back On use ice water.cOld numbs the pain.
𖦹 Hmm... Okay. Maybe a real tight collar. Or at least tight enough dat it won't slide. 𖦹
🔍 _-_-_- That seems like the least scary and least painful! Thank y⌕u f⌕r the hyp⌕thetical s⌕luti⌕n t⌕ my pr⌕blem. _-_-_-
|| 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯 𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔫..˙ᵕ˙ || I am quite adept at reattachin' limbs~ In this purely hyp○°thetical I c○°uld certainly help ○°ut! ˙ᵕ˙ []=[""|""|""])>-- ⊹˙∘.*
wHaT I LiKe tO Do iS HoLd mYsElF ToGeThEr aNd lEt tHe hEaLiNg mEaT WoRmS FiGuRe iT OuT (o: YoU AiN'T PuRpLe sO DuNnO HoW FaSt y'aLl bE HeAlInG. iF It's dOiNg mAgIc sHiT MiGhT JuSt nEeD SoMe mOtHeRfUcKiNg tApE.
🔍 _-_-_- @putreSciple heeeeeeeey VERY L⌕UDLY _-_-_-
HELLO AGAIN, DE╋━EC╋━IVE. HOW DO YOV FAIR ╋━HIS NIGH╋━? ASIDE FROM YOVR.. EN╋━RAPMEN╋━ WI╋━HIN ╋━HE VEHICLE.
🔍 _-_-_- M⌕re ⌕f my partner was trapped with me; he was thrilled t⌕ get ⌕ff w⌕rk. N⌕t much l⌕w w⌕rk t⌕day ⌕ut ⌕n the field; m⌕stly ⌕ffice w⌕rk and me singing ⌕ff-tune. H⌕w tall, dark, and mysteri⌕us? _-_-_-
I AM QVI╋━E WELL. ╋━HE NIGH╋━ CALLS ME ╋━O MY HABI╋━VAL RAMBLE, WI╋━H ╋━HE POSSIBLE PROCVREMEN╋━ OF SVGARY ╋━REASVRES AS A SMALL REWARD FOR ╋━HE BONES. YOV HAVE BEEN RELEASED FROM ANY OBLIGA╋━IONS, CORREC╋━? WHA╋━ DOES FREEDOM NOW HOLD FOR YOV?
🔍 _-_-_- That's g⌕⌕d! Nice, always nice t⌕ have a sweet treat at the end ⌕f the day. Yes, I have. I'm ⌕ff f⌕r a c⌕uple ⌕f days, s⌕ I'm n⌕t quite sure! I'll figure it ⌕ut ⌕r d⌕ s⌕me extra w⌕rk at h⌕me. Maaaaybe snag a date fr⌕m a mysteri⌕us set ⌕f tissue and sinew ⌕n b⌕nes, p⌕ssibly? _-_-_-
AH, AND SO I╋━ GOES. YOV WISH ╋━O LVXVRIA╋━E IN ╋━HE FELLOWSHIP OF ╋━HIS SANC╋━VM AND I╋━S DAEMONS. AN IMPVLSE I FIND BO╋━H COMPREHENSIBLE AND, FRANKLY, AN╋━ICIPA╋━ED. YOV WOVLD IN╋━EGRA╋━E WI╋━H VNSE╋━╋━LING EASE, BEARING AS YOV DO AN AES╋━HE╋━ICALLY GRA╋━IFYING COVN╋━ENANCE AND A ╋━EMPERAMEN╋━ OF NO╋━ABLE AVDACI╋━Y. VERY WELL. NAME ╋━HE HOVR, AND ╋━HIS SHADE SHALL MAKE I╋━SELF AVAILABLE.
🔍 _-_-_- Call me flattered! H⌕w sweet. If y⌕u're free t⌕night? We can d⌕ s⌕mething- a lil late, but I'm ⌕ut and ab⌕ut; can't hurt? If n⌕t, t⌕m⌕rr⌕w! Ar⌕und 2 pm? _-_-_-
╋━ONIGH╋━ IS FINE. SHALL I SEND YOV ╋━HE COORDINA╋━ES FOR OVR RENDEZVOVS?
🔍 _-_-_- #n⌕wplaying G⌕ZAL⌕ - Ariis https://⌕pen.sp⌕tify.c⌕m/track/7hl1REazG2eMQwYLEsMhhz?si=c669b43fc3ba4b6a _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- ⌕h, tall, dark, and mysteri⌕us all up in my n⌕tifs _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- #n⌕wplaying This L⌕ve - Mar⌕⌕n 5 https://⌕pen.sp⌕tify.c⌕m/track/6ECp64rv50XVz93WvxXMGF?si=e2e2c8190e0048c6 _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- s⌕rry t⌕ my partner, stuck in a car with with me as I scream lyrics at the t⌕p ⌕f my lungs THIS L⌕VE HAS TAKEN ITS T⌕LL ⌕N ME!! _-_-_-