♦ pitied by @alopecoidSleuth

WHA╋━ IS MY PREFERRED DESSER╋━? A DECEP╋━IVELY SIMPLE QVERY. ONE WHOSE ANSWER, I SVSPEC╋━, CARRIES ╋━HE AN╋━ICIPA╋━ORY WEIGH╋━ OF MY REPV╋━A╋━ION. I╋━ MIGH╋━ BE EXPEC╋━ED OF ME ╋━O NOMINA╋━E SOME ARCANE CONFEC╋━ION OF OBSCENE RARI╋━Y AND PROHIBI╋━IVE COS╋━. A GILDED, GOLD-LEAFED RAP╋━VRE CRAF╋━ED BY PÂ╋━ISSIERS IN SOME DIMLY LI╋━ A╋━ELIER ABROAD. NO. I DO, INDEED, GRAVI╋━A╋━E ╋━OWARDS ╋━HE FINER ╋━HINGS. ╋━HE FINES╋━, SOME MIGH╋━ ARGVE. HOWEVER, I HAVE FOVND NO S╋━RENG╋━H IN ╋━HIS PLANE ╋━O RESIS╋━ ╋━HE ALLVRE OF AN AMBROSIA DISC WI╋━H CACAO INCLVSIONS, WARM AND BV╋━╋━ER-SOF╋━. ╋━HEOLOGICALLY PROOF OF BENEVOLEN╋━ DESIGN. ╋━RANSCENDEN╋━.

↘️if i had a clone, i would be able to delegate all of my tasks to him.↘️ ↗️SO THAT I COULD TAKE ON AN ADDITIONAL SHIFT.↗️

OF COVRSE. ╋━HIS IS A SHOCKING REVELA╋━ION; I VNDERS╋━AND. I MIGH╋━ EXPRESS SOME CONCERN FOR ╋━HE DISCERNMEN╋━ EVIDEN╋━ IN YOVR CHOICE OF COMPANIONSHIP WERE I╋━ NO╋━ SO ╋━HOROVGHLY MV╋━VAL IN ╋━HIS PRESEN╋━ MOMEN╋━. EQVALLY DAMNED, AS ╋━HEY SAY.

I FEAR I MAY HAVE INADVER╋━EN╋━LY NAVIGA╋━ED MYSELF IN╋━O A PREDICAMEN╋━ OF ╋━HE A╋━╋━ACHMEN╋━ ╋━AXON. FAIN╋━ AS I╋━ IS. A CONDI╋━ION WI╋━H DIS╋━INC╋━ AROMA╋━IC VNDER╋━ONES OF ╋━HE...NAY, I SHAN'╋━ SAY. IN ANY CASE ╋━HE DIAGNOS╋━IC PIC╋━VRE IS, I CONFESS, BO╋━H ALARMING YE╋━ NO╋━ EN╋━IRELY VNWELCOME.

I CANNO╋━. I KNOW NO╋━ HOW NOR DO I IN╋━END ╋━O ADD ╋━O YOVR BVRDENS. ... PERHAPS YOV MAY ╋━AKE SOLACE IN KNOWING YOV DO NO╋━ HAVE ╋━O BEAR ╋━HIS VNRAVELING ALONE.

A MOS╋━ MORBID AND GNAWING CVRIOSI╋━Y HAS SEIZED MY SPIRI╋━, COMPELLING ME ╋━O SEEK AN OPPOR╋━VNI╋━Y ╋━O PEER VPON ╋━HE DISCOVRSE AND SEN╋━IMEN╋━S OF MY FELLOW KIN. SO HERE WE S╋━AND, ACHING ╋━O INDVLGE ╋━HIS FANCY, ╋━HA╋━ I MIGH╋━ CAS╋━ MY VOICE IN╋━O ╋━HE E╋━HER AND QVAKE A╋━ ╋━HE SOVND OF MY OWN ECHO. OR YOV VNFAMILIAR SHADES.

damn

why did n/) /)ne tell me they have several feds /)n chittr n/)w

this place needs a delete buttön im översharing 😔 im gunna be screwed if the precinct finds this accöunt

Man I r3ally cant think of 2hit to po2t today.. Womp womp I gu322

↘️no.↘️
> Oh no! My condolences—have they done this before? (despondent)

↗️JUST LIKE A LESSER EMPLOYEE TO REQUIRE EXTERIOR AID IN KEEPING YOUR BULBS GANDERING THE SCREENS.↗️ ↘️it is so sad to hear that you are unable to persist without this unnecessary bastion of "help".↘️ ↗️LAUGHING OUT LOUD.↗️

↗️DO NOT CALL ME THAT.↗️ ↘️i want to continue admonishing you for your poor decisions, so i will not block you, actually.↘️ ↗️THIS CONVERSATION HAS CONCLUDED NOW. BYE.↗️

↘️i will not be rivaled in the office by someone with a blunt bang.↘️

↗️I HOPE WHEN I AM SHIPPED OFFPLANET FOR SOME KIND OF NUMBERS-BASED ASSIGNMENT, THAT I AM ALLOWED TO CONTINUE MONITORING MY PORTFOLIO.↗️ ↘️i am massively hopeful for the up and coming "playobjects-r-us", a store for wigglers.↘️ ↗️I HAVE INVESTED HEAVILY IN IT ALREADY. I AM PREPARED FOR GREAT THINGS.↗️

↗️GROSS.↗️ ↘️this is the kind of confession they have to torture out of greater trolls.↘️ ↗️YOU COULD NOT PRY THIS INFORMATION FROM ME WITH BARBED GRASPTOOLS.↗️

im far from anny. sources of water right nnow.

↗️I HAVE RECEIVED A FORMAL COMPLAINT FROM UPPER MANGLEMENT REGARDING MY CHOICE OF MIDSHIFT CONSUMABLES.↗️ ↘️another effort in squealing by my useless worksquare neighbor, i imagine.↘️ ↗️I LITERALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.↗️ ↘️are we not fans of these delectable morsels.↘️ ↗️IMAGE BELOW RELEVANT.↗️ ↘️i microwave them for warmth.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fba0fdc896e7.png ↗️

>> that'ડ ડo cute !! !!


