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IN ADDITION TO MY PREVIOUS POST I woulld llike to recommend everyone follow @llucrativeWaste's financiall advice at all times. He is very smart and is sure not to llead your portfollio wrong, especially if you are a llow llevell businessman or some shit.
*Attached is an image of Lllevyn Bllaidd and Bytcon Krypto shaking hands. Lllevyns face is unablle to hide its contempt but they are still smilling.*
Sometimes I fear that I am out of touch at the ripe age of 16. Then I remember, no. People are just foolish here.
awww :')
>>| why there's too much passive trolls .out there? where's violence, cruelty, culling?
Me and every Spades Slick should get into a death match so we can finally have the #Jackoff #nsfw
So it turns out sometimes a BRO is actually a GAL. HUH. The more you know.
3833 < 300pc puzzle, it's you and me this morning... >
3833 < Ohhh, sword of Damocles! > 3833 < Or, big fucking chunk of Damocles. >
#iwantcandy i really do but i cant promise that ill make it in time im sort of in a bind https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0080.jpeg
fuckk where am i https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0479.jpeg
[ E R R O+ R 2 6 3 6 4 1 ; VIA PARADO+XA FUTURA DO+LO+RO+SA ] So+mething has felt wro+ng fo+r many nights. He has no+t been his usual self. A visio+n has greatly unsettled him, and I refuse to+ po+nder what he may have seen. A piece o+f me kno+ws exactly what will happen. Haven't I always kno+wn? Hadn't She to+ld me? Was his no+t his fate, fro+m the mo+ment he was hatched? All I have do+ne is pro+lo+ng the inevitable. My pan spins so+ mightily that fo+r o+nce rest co+mes to+ grasp me, in fits and spasms. He do+es no+t allo+w me to+ co+me with him has he paces; the flickering light o+f the fireplace bewitches us all into+ slumber. Will yo+u no+t stay awake with me? He asks o+f us. O+f co+urse we will, we tell him. We lo+ve him greatly. But again we sleep; o+ur wipe o+f parano+id displacement has caught up to+ us. I kno+w what will happen, he finally says to+ us. I have seen and been to+ld. Yo+u are to+o+ blinded by o+ur bo+nd to+ see it. No+nsense, we say, exchanging o+ur distressed glances. We wo+uld never allo+w that to+ happen. #viado+lo+ro+sa #easter2026
:33 < OH MY GOD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png #eridanw33k #willyoucome #rumblenight
In lieu o+f attending a co+rpo+rate, co+ldblo+o+d centered event, why no+t attend a grassro+o+ts sermo+n? As a bo+nus, the ho+sts are hyper aware o+f Imperial Dro+nes appro+aching and do+ no+t leave their audience o+ut to+ dry.
shoutout to horrible wommenn #wommennsrightsANNDwommennswronngs #femminnismm #wommann
- Hi,, everyone! 👋😄 I received a mmild concussion after being trammpled outside of #EridanWeek. LOL. What happened while I was asleep? 🤣🤣
- Hi, Meemmaw Gammgamm! 👋😆😄 I know. - Hope this Helps!
Three likes and I'm canceling taxes
READING ONTO THE RECORD! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797973229897252918/1488704580186275921/Screenshot_20260331-175954.Instagram.png?ex=69cdbfae&is=69cc6e2e&hm=4509caafc71571fc1f4d0160a8245965244924c38493689cff7672a8f907e4c3&
if something happens to you because of your imbibing of my slop eridan ampora takes full responsibility #eridanweek
OfficiAl #eridanweek psa: if sOmethIng bad hAppEns to yOU AftEr EatIng the folykl slop yOU are a pussy and its yOUr fAUlt
dont worry guys the REAL #eridanweek merch you all wanted (mine) is hitting the shelves for all you desperate saps plus it comes pre-stained with mysterious substances https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_158A55E871D5-1.jpeg
#Goddamnit #ImComing (under duress) to #EridanWeek #TyziasEntykkOwesMe #500Caegars
3833 < It seems like a lot of people here don't quite know what timelines, timeline dooming, and timeline stability are, and I'm not a time player or the sprite of a time player, but I can say: > 3833 < If you see a stranger, you are probably not in the same timeline as them. Aliens, mutants, hybrids, humans—You will see a LOT of things that do NOT make sense to you! And honestly, you need to learn to cope with that. Why do we need to learn to cope with things we do not like or understand? > 3833 < Because you can't really do anything about it. You can scream, cry, beg, and thrash, but it will amount to nothing but misery for you. So consider giving fewer fucks and having a nap! It will do you a LOT more favors than trying to shoot at ghosts. > 38pp
boss makes a dollar / i make a dime / that's why i feed off company slime
if i havve to go to the deepest depths a the thirteen seas to find you ill do it just to tear you a neww one
thinking about blocking the #lyrics tag. the only time we should be saying lyrics? on a friday, 7pm, i'VE drank my fifth margarita in the park and i'M strutting into the open mic. someone desperately tries to stop me but i reveal all the plastic explosive strapped to my chest. mr brightside four times in a row. the crowd goes mild #violence #substance
A resounding thank you to @freakNasty for a performance rivaling even the greats of our generation. Comment below or react to this post if you'd like to formally apply to become a Folykl Darane SUPERFAN. *Folykl Darane superfans may be tasked with cadaver removal and extraction duties prior to attending the OFFICIAL ERIDAN WEEK NIGHT ONE AFTERPARTY.
meal prep #mycylinder https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/54c846acb5a2.jpg
Who Is Ready Fpr My Performance At #eridanweek 💃🎂
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/6R9S2X.PNG ALL OF THESE BLASTED YOUNG'INS ARE POSTING THEIR FITS FOR THIS #ERIDENWEEK. MY CLOCK KNOCKER OF AN EMPRESS SAID I SHOULD SHARE MY FINEST WEARS
REMEMBER THAT YOU MET GOD AND SHE’S YELLOW #ERIDANWEEK
that is the best part.
(Yeah) (Ooh) (Darané) (Yeaaah, girl) (That's right) (Ohhhh, yeah) (Her flow)
IM NOT DONE I JUST HAD TO HIT THE GEEK IM RABID IM UNSTOPPABLE I CANT BE STOPPED LEAVE NOTHING BUT A TRAIL OF POOP IF YOU ART MY ENEMY THEN THOU ART MARKED FOR DEATH I PUT FISH HOOKS THROUGH YOUR LUSUS AND SCARE YOU OUT YOUR JAMMIES YOU MUST BE A CLOWN THE WAY YOU’RE JOKING WITH ME WE’RE SMOKING GENUINE POISON YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT DONT LET ME CATCH YOU SKULKING IN OUTGLUT THE HAMMER OF GOD WILL GREET YOUR NUGBONE SHORTLY I RUN THIS JUNKYARD FIND ME ON THE TIRE TOWER BOGARTING THE JOINT COUGHING IN YOUR EXPRESSION PLATEAU TAKE A DEEP BREATH IM GONNA SIPHON THE AIR STRAIGHT OUT YOUR BREATH SACS WHEN YOU EXHALE TURN YOU INTO ORIGAMI I WARNED YOU ABOUT PLAYING WITH ME ERIDAN ASKED IF I HAD ANY THREES I GUT PUNCHED HIM SO HARD HE SHAT DIAMONDS GO FISH BITCH IM THE LAST REAL SON OF A BITCH THERE IS #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
my shooters look like troll bruno mars we’re smoking that uptown funk that shit that carbonates you im lighting the pipe and sucking on the glass dont try to cross me ill double dutch your ass until youre naught but shadow ive done worse to innocent men for less im a freak i cant be pinned down you want me get in line i got three billion women gnashing their teeth for a chance to set me to rights my girl say she cold i say i know whatll warm you up welcome to the light show bitch i absorbed a v12 engine right out of the scuttlebuggy it turned me inside out im more blood than shell im acrid tied starving rats to the opps and sent them out to sea they came back to me as gravel this shit aint nothing to me man #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
i have not been and will not be listening to any of this purple pan melting shit im looking for a spare microphone and or megaphone for reasons that will become clear later if anybody knows where to find one lmk #eridanweek
i speak for everyone when i say THAT WAS BORING for those looking for a REAL #eridanweek performance i will be setting up soon on the ground (no frills) to deliver some mind blowing wisdom and knowledge partially based around the accusations weve all heard of eridan being a poop baby but other important stuff too
we smokin the seadweller pack pufferfish blow got me moving different come for my neck and i will make an example out of you this shit aint nothing to me dog im sick in the head they tried to fix me but i came strapped with my exotic doohickey the recoil sent them back in time im in this bitch like troll arrival just spurting ink welcome to the sludge kingdom open up turning the whip so fast i turned my bitch hypothetical eridan thought he could play with me he forgot im the game master ill grab you by the pulse and turn you into a memory im rolling my shit so thick youd think i was smoking an olive grub eating the roach when im done waste not want not this shit aint nothing to me #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
I'VE COME TO REALIZE I MISREAD THE CHARACTER LIMIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WAS AN EXTRA ZERO? I CAN GENUINELY POST 16K CHARACTERS AT A TIME? I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TRUSTED WITH THIS POWER, BUT NOW THAT I HAVE, IT WILL BE EVERYONE'S PROBLEM.
the only reason so many people are at #eridanweek due to my publicity and lifting up small voices by bringing them to my audience they should honestly be calling it #folyklweek but i dont ask for credit just know when you see me whos to thank for your good time
If the party wwas over And our time on Earth C wwas through (Ooh, ooh) (Eridan!)
obviously its some kind of farting poopy #EVERYONEiscoming
You know, I actua//y thinking ki//ing peop/e is making the wor/d a better p/ace.
i'm going and i'm performing / i've decided
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AMEN BROTHER.
hahahahahaha ive accepted my time limit but when i finally die im gonna do it with with a gacha pull in one hand and a bowlful of slop in the other
and you know what sure #imcoming to #eridanweek but as staff not as a guest dont try to talk to me if you see me working its a hard job remixing amporas sentences to be poop related on the fly and repeating them louder than he said them
Drunk driving is perfectly fine. It's the drunk crashing that is the issue.
shes doing that to full grown trolls now
I knew a. troll back when I was still in the. caverns who would squish her thumb in the. soft spot of grubs heads for. fun and the. drones wouldn’t do anything about it. We had like. 70 grubs with head dents by the. time I left. Wonder what she’s. up to now
Ugh. Fine. When I get there you better be working like a barkbeast. *____ - 15 Burger reimbursement fee
let me put my greasy fingerprints on your glasses
aw yeah i havent lost my touch https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0359.jpeg
why eat shrimp with the wimps when u could be eating gruel with a fool
and of course it also goes without saying that i am a participant in the #yurimandate because there needs to be someone for the girls who like em nasty
AFTER MY ARREST, NOT ONLY WAS I FORCED INTO THIS MASSIVELY STUPID HANDCUFFS FOR THE REST OF MY PITIABLE LIFE. BUT MY HIVE WAS REPOSSESSED BY THE BEFORAN STATE AND TURNED INTO THE MOST CONTEMPTIBLE THING YOU COULD CONSTRUCT ON ANY PLANET: A FUCKING COMBINATION FLAVOR DISK KILN AND CRAFT BREWERY.
knuckles dad kinda hot despite the abandonment
in my grain entrapment era 🥰😍😊
would you rather have 10000000000000000000000 caegars or one dirty coin
SO WE'VE ALL BEEN SUSPENDED, EH... THIS WOULD MARK MY NEW PERSONAL BEST FOR FASTEST SUSPENSION TIME. OF COURSE, THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN BANNED OFF OF ANY SITE EVER, NYEH HEH HEH!
It's undignified.
I don't endorse. All of that. Genuinely disturbs me if I'm honest.
WHOEVER WAS "RESPONSIBLE" FOR ANY OF YOUR SO-CALLED SCHOOL FEEDINGS SHOULD BE SO ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES FOR THE SHODDY HACK-JOB THEY LEFT BEHIND THAT THEY'RE LEFT PERPETUALLY VOMITING OUT OF SELF-DISGUST AND SHAME. I HOPE THEY ALL DROWN IN A DISGUSTING SLURRY OF THEIR OWN DISMAY FLUID AND TRACT ACID.
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if we had a scratch battle here and now by tbe end of it youd be nothing but two legs smoking from the stump
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i'm n0t a substance abuser. i l0ve all 0f my substances equally. #substances
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ 'cuz nobody wants to be a chud like me. and not a person wants to see a chud like me. and nobody wants to hang out with a chud like me. and a stupid useless chud is all ill ever be! #kasaneteto #deep ]
I'M SEEING A LOT OF YOU "CHITT" ABOUT REQUIRING FIXING. WELL, I HAVE THE PERFECT SOLUTION FOR YOUR WOES! IF YOU'RE PREPARED TO "DIGEST" IT, THAT IS! NYEH HEH HEH!
i think s/)me /)f y/)u w/)uld greatly benefit by g/)ing /)utside and perhaps getting a j/)b
HEY CAN YOU USE MORE FILLER SENTENCES TO ELABORATE ON YOUR WORDS NEXT TIME? I COULD ALMOST MAKE OUT WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE TRYING TO SAY.
Doing cream pie right now, will show the results later
“Wow, I LOVE destroying the natural rainforest! Destroying natural habitats and lush undergrowths is soooo sexy!” Said no one. Ever. Put down that razor. This isn’t you. Burn that shaving cream. Return and refund it. You have no idea what you are undoing. #NSFW #BushBeliever #JungleFaringMistress #SeeingTheForestForTheTrees #QuothTheLorax #LetItGrow
Sometimes I shoot my greatest foe and he screams loud as fuck.
I spent so much money to get a dick, 12 inches and pierced to the fucking nines, and now this fuckass game gave me a cloaca. Is this hell. Is this what hell is. #nsfw
Cool when the thing that would justify all of your actions doesn't occur.
*ANNOUNCEMENT* Too many anti-crocker capers have been pulled across my feed for my liking and its with a PROUD and VALIANT stand that i pledge myself in alliance with my good friend jane (@gutsyGumshoe for the uninitiated). Her guidance is stalwart and while we may come to blows here and there on accounting of our tactful social beefing based purely on statistics and little else (friendship remains rock solid keep your paps at bay and your screenshots of this flare untaken) i say it with certainty that she would NEVER do any of the junk she has priorly been accused of such as i think eating people? You rancorous cads couldnt bud up enough talent between you to do a fishs whisker worth of what she does!! And ALL while NOT chowing down on the less fortunate than us might i add she has donated many a pretty penny to the carapacian cause. The stand mixers at their canless shelters have never been shinier nor redder. If you find yourself prepping a slanderous knownothing post about her kindly steer it elsewhere and give ME a heads up so that i might disengage from your poppycock posthaste. Arigato.
SIDEBAR! your highblood can opposing counsel please clarify if they ever actually passed the fucking bar because i doubt it #law
fuck dude / shit / fuck / fuck #substance
CROSS EXAMINATION! opposing party witness is it true you're dogshit at super smashing brothers. (yes your highblood i'm going somewhere with this i promise) opposing party witness you'd agree with me if i said you're kind of a loser? (your highblood i promi-
:33 < serenade me with mewr penis mewsic #nsfw
i ate an entire jumbo bag of gummy growl beasts / i think they were eatables / i may be screwed #substance
4R3 TH3R3 OTH3R COLOURS OF PONY CLUB
Yes bro my fresh bowl of sputum thank heavens you got some too.
+ 75 Whatever you’re thinking I’ve heard it all before fee
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. MARGRAVE BLUEGILL CHARGES: SMUGGLING (71 COUNTS), MURDER OF A HIGHER CASTE (12 COUNTS), DESTRUCTION OF IMPERIAL PROPERTY (36 COUNTS), JAYWALKING (110 COUNTS), IMPROPER PARKING OF A SCUTTLEBUGGY (1 COUNT) PLEA: "IT WAS FUCKING COOL, THOUGH" VERDICT: DEFENDENT EATEN WHOLE BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY COMMENTS: "RRR-CHK-GRRRH..." (HHT SPITS OUT A THIGHBONE AT THE LEGISLACERATOR, CAUSING MINOR INJURIES)
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. NAMELESS GOLDBLOOD CHARGES: INTERFERING WITH IMPERIAL OPERATIONS (1 COUNT), UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF SODA (1 COUNT), CAUSING PERSONAL OFFENSE TO A HIGHBLOOD (1 COUNT) PLEA: "I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE ABLUTIONBLOCK" VERDICT: DEFENDENT CRUSHED TO DEATH BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY COMMENTS: "RRRURG."
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. ADVOCATE STILTLEG / ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. DEFENDER TIRELESS CHARGES (AS): CONDUCT UNBECOMING OF AN IMPERIAL OFFICER (3 COUNTS), UNMIRTHFUL ENTRY INTO SACRED FAIRGROUND (5 COUNTS), TORTURE OF A WITNESS (1 COUNT), FAILURE TO ADEQUATELY TORTURE A WITNESS (1 COUNT) CHARGES (DT): CONSPIRACY TO UNDERMINE IMPERIAL AUTHORITY (1 COUNT), INTERFERING WITH IMPERIAL OPERATIONS (7 COUNTS), REHEATING SEAFOOD IN THE WORKPLACE MEAL BLOCK (2 COUNTS) PLEA (AS): "YOU'VE BEEN *TIRELESSLY* INTERFERING WITH MY INVESTIGATION! HONORABLE TYRANNY, THIS MAN IS A LOWBLOOD SYMPATHIZER, A LOATHSOME SABOTEUR, AND A MENACE TO ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING SENSE OF SMELL." PLEA (DT): "OH, PLEASE. IF I HADN'T *INTERFERED*, YOUR DROSS COFFER OF AN INVESTIGATION WOULD BE EVEN MORE RAMSHACKLE. YOU COULDN'T EVEN PROPERLY INTERROGATE A CLOWN. YOU DO KNOW THE OBJECT OF TORTURE IS TO CAUSE PAIN, NOT MOCKING LAUGHTER?" VERDICT: ARGUMENT ESCALATED UNTIL HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY TURNED AWAY, EITHER BECAUSE HE WAS TIRED OR TO PROVIDE DEFENDANTS SOME PRIVACY. BOTH LEGISLACERATORS ACQUITTED AFTER LENGTHY AND VIGOROUS LEGAL BATTLE. ONE MEMBER OF SUBSEQUENT JANITORIAL STAFF EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. COMMENTS: "NRR. MFGH."
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. DEBUTANT RAPTURUS CHARGES: VANDALISM (23 COUNTS), DISTURBING THE PEACE (1 COUNT), INCITING A MOB (1 COUNT), INCITING A FLASH MOB (1 COUNT), INCITING A FLASHING MOB (2 COUNTS), SLANDER (11 COUNTS), CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT SLANDER (1 COUNT), ATTEMPTING TO SEDUCE AN OFFICER OF THE LAW (4 COUNTS), SEDUCING AN OFFICER OF THE LAW (7 COUNTS) PLEA: "JUST LOOK AT ME, YOUR HONORABLE TYRANNY. CULLING A FACE LIKE MINE MUST BE A CRIME." VERDICT: DEFENDANT STABBED BY PROSECUTOR DURING THE TRIAL. PROSECUTOR SUBSEQUENTLY EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. DEFENDANT ACQUITTED. COMMENTS: "GRRRRHNG! R-R-R-RTCHKN." (HHT SPITS OUT PROSECUTOR'S HEAD AND SMASHES IT WITH A FIST.)
HES KINDA CRAZY WITH IT HOLD ON
Love thy neighbor. But remember that sometimes, loving they neighbor looks like disagreement and discourse. And hand-to-hand combat, on occasion.
- I offer admminstrangulative services to seasoned FLARPers off- and on-* the Nursery Planet! Tell your friends/least untrustworthy enemmies! Tell your clouder! Tell your clouder's clouder! And then tell THEM to troll ME for a Helping Hand! 👋😄🤺 #HandyHelpersKnowFLARP
- PLEASE. All I've ever wanted was for the Emmpress to visit mme on an episode of "Secret Saboteur (Season MMMCDXIII, Continued Interplanetary Conquest and Bloodshed Part 42-1): Wherein the Emmpress, Her Immperious Condescension, Glory to Her Namme, Visits an Array of Trollian Businesses Throughout the Intergalactic Emmpire and Surprises Their Much-Adoring Proprietors With Her Patronage and Also Immperial Drones, Lots of Themm, Usually Rending The Property and All Within It Into Pathetic Multicolored Stains, Much to Everyone's Delight...)".
jerking off bt>>,,, if you e>en care about me #nsf>> #baggedsomenudes #hellyeah
okay enough angst posting, time to shove my head face first into an eight ball it does get better lmfao #substance
rrrrrresults are in! the best way to the heart is through either the chitin or the ribcage depending on your opponent! every day i learn something more!!
little caesars and tap water
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And the pe.o°ple awake having d.o°ne n.o°thing f.o°r an entire third whilst I have been pr.o°ductivity f.o°r h.o°urs it is as it ever is
↗️IF YOU TAKE THE WIPEEND OFF, I KNOW YOU'RE IN YOUR SLACK ERA.↗️ ↘️i sleep at the office.↘️
BLAME THE PATRIARCHY.
another day another nuisance.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt BOOFED THAT ANTIQUATED ERA GOLD PLATED TOP SHELF OLYMPIC MINOAN TZATZIKI KYKEON SO HARD I HALLUCINATED ERESHKIGAL'S GOATMEAT KEBAB POURING THAT SWEET ICHOR STRAIGHT DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT LIKE A GROG SHOT WHILE SHE PLAYED MY LIRE FOR 12 HOURS STRAIGHT UNTIL MY BULGESKIN MELTED OFF. SLOPPY TOPPY HAD ME SPEAKING LINEAR-A FOR A FORTNIGHT. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #substance #nsfw
*rips line of coke* mimimimi #substance
[UNCLASSIFIED] Boss asked me what my plans for the wipeend were. It was nice of him to forget I don't have rostered time off for another moon. Maybe he is considering me for a promotion.
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ive heard olive garden is pretty good but sadly ive never gone. my moirail tells me the practice of having catXdants is an Xample of how pervasive caste determinism is in society. that the act of having a feline species of lusus grants you more opportunities for upward movement than other olivebloods in the same caste is an Xample of how the empire pits members of the same caste against each other, which effectively prevents solidarity within a caste as much as between castes. you see the same tactiX in the way violetbloods are forced to persecute each other in games of social ostracization such that no troll can really trust anyone and we all basically hate each other XXD i dont really understand it all but it sure does sound profound!
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! fuck yeahh
THANK$ FOR THE WRIGGLING DAY WI$HE$ GUY$ XX
i like when risens are covered in chocolate.
SH3 Q ON MY T T1LL 1 333333333
xx THATS SO RANDUM XD BUT YA ILL GIV IT A SHOT xx xx ERM I #HATE THE COLOR PINK GRRRR xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if anyone would like to come forward and offer testimony about being affected by Olive Lawnring's false advertising regarding "infinite pasta", my legal team and i would pay handsomely your testimony. unless you're tagora who's not getting a single red tenth-caegar out of my damn lawsuit profits
GO AWAY
at least theres always #substances
8-> GOOD CREDIT? BAD CREDIT? GHOST CREDIT? FUCK IT! I'LL HELP A GHOST GET A SUBARU, BECAUSE I CARE!
You are SO dumb. Let’s. *____
Lord knows a lotta babies were made to that song
#RiseAndGrind https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0169.jpeg
3833 < One like = One bite on my husband's ass. > #NSFW
3833 < EGGS MOVED! > 3833 < Still no cracks, but WIGGLE WIGGLE! > 38DD
Songs For The Deaf - Queens of The Stone Age
it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits - jesus or something idk
sometimes i feel like my quirk is boring / i like it a lot / but i worry how other people feel about it / what's different is speech pattern and vocal expression / not really individual characters / it's just kinda seems weird in comparison to one like tyzias's quirk
oh no / oh nonono
you have to turn it on / like in the settings
[DRAFT] [RESTRICTED] Would you fuck me if I was an email
[UNCLASSIFIED] I need those fucking files.
Isn't it strange ho+w the cruelest o+f circumstances create the fo+ndest affectio+ns?
I appreciate ho+w candid many o+f yo+u are. It is refreshing to+ be in a fo+rum where revo+lutio+naries are free to+ express the truth. Death to+ the Empire.
🎶 #nnowplayinng — MMonnster - Skillet https://youtu.be/LcAwd-FVg8w?si=CHAwXcfAMMYdj3Rua
Devise a psychological saw trap where procrastination ends up feeling equivalent to death or worse.
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Furious that I didn't post this.
mmobster goonn curious about their gennder: i ainnt ever beenn abroad before...
Ooh, are any Fans on-line who could answer a few quick little questions for Us?... Nothing We don't already know, ob-vi-ously, but what better way to really connect with the crowd than a little trivia? Nobody hates games, as far as We know... We're in a teeny bit of hot water if We're wrong. Just a puddle's worth. What's the dealio with the "Sweeps" and "Blood" schtick? Did the janitor have an oopsie? Seems pretty drastic if blood's involved. Less of a, "mandatory account thing" situation and more a "bandage", or maybe "hospital" situation. No? No, right, We're right. Thank you.
Dunno How Jades Do It, I Think If I Saw A Grub Irl I'd Scream
beautiful blue women are always after me aw baby lets make green together
folykl tip #6: blahhhhh im gonna get you just playing guys its only me folykl
When your client perishes in a freak accident before you can officially move to courtblock but it’s fine because they were lowkey guilty and now you still have an unmarred win rate >>>>
So true Tegiri. Do you have the answers to last night’s hivework btw
Ugh. FINE. *____
hehe it's ok / don't worry about it
nah forreal its beautiful there
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fb70cd9c08c3.png @affectionConsecrated #substances #jobposting
i finally figured out how to embed pics so now yall are gonna be subjected to some more https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010409111541792949/1485449632770162788/IMG_20240809_190231.png?ex=69c53406&is=69c3e286&hm=d6bd6f5c797da227359f5a2e3044bb5e5f55f4a68e2df94225098f9f90d1ed85&
I do GAF! Whatever that means.
on the double / tyzias
this is why i fuck with you you always keep it real
folykl tip #5: today i will wear my white button down
I dx nxt mean tx be disrespectful Ms. carxusingCaitiff but I think that he wxuld likely be in deep waters if he decided tx let yxu get away with that... That is tx say they wxuld tie cement blxcks tx his feet and let him sink :(((
My biggest supporter remains my biggest hater to keep me humble and balanced yet another top plan executed by my bro. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f11bd87364fa.jpg
not you.
THE PROPAGANDA MACHINE CONTINUES TO RIP IT'S WAY THROUGH OUR HISTORY. AS MORE AND MORE OF OUR PAST GETS PAINTED FUCHSIA IT'S IMPORTANT TO CATALOG AND PRESERVE WHAT YOU CAN. DO NOT LET THEM ERASE US. THIS IS IMMEDIATE AND ACTIONABLE. MAY MY DISCIPLES WRITE TO PRESERVE THE TRUTH OF OUR PAST.
My fellow Alternians, rest assured, I have been informed that the CDC was able to vaccinate the Amporas. While the blowgun was difficult to aim underwater, my elite team of scientists were able to get them.
taking the subway to tyzias's hive / it's nice to have so many wonderful friends
i think i need that tyzias / you can also help me with my sideblog / if you have the time of course
i got cut early / i'm considering seeing if one of my friends is free / because honestly i don't feel like returning to my hive / just one of those nights
Are you ever talking to someone and just start thinking that you'd enjoy this conversation so much more if they were just a skull on your shelf? No? Is that just me?
LIFE'$ TOO $HORT TO BE LIVIN WITH $TRE$$, I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE ALL DEPRE$$ED. #NOWPLAYING
Th3 1ndvstry n33ds t0 st0p mak1ng p3r10d p13c3s w1th0vt any r3gard f0r th3 actval 3ra. 1 d0n’t want t0 h3ar m0d3rn dr0n3s s0vnds wh3n 1t was svpp0s3d t0 b3 tak1ng plac3 50 sw33ps ag0. Th3y s0vnd d1st1nctly d1ff3r3nt y0v fvck1ng n00k-f0r-sp0ng3s!
ugh autocorrect is so annoying / i was messaging a friend when it kicked in at the worst time / i'm mega embarrassed / eto bleh
...don't tell my matron i let the grubs take a hit off my vape if they ask nicely. baby literally wants smoko and who am i to deny them of that? it's basic caretaking.~~0o
Keeping myself humble by reminding myself that no matter how smart I think I am, it's still not smart enough to get off €hittr.
[The most infamous argument in FLARP history] [poster on FLARP forum asks about grinding XP every other day] [pages-long argument starts about how many days in a week there are] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/3196b79bd355] [.] [png]
> "keep the hem0spectrum debates 0ff th1s s1te" val1d and understandable but als0 1 ra1se y0u "1t's funny t0 watch the f1sh f1ght"
I quite enjo+y ho+w difficult it is to+ read co+ldblo+o+d po+sts. A nice change o+f pace.
#storiesthattotallYhappened
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[IMPORTANT] [UNCLASSIFIED] With the introduction of direct messages on Chittr, it is important to remember information sensitivity. Before you hit send, THINK: Is this information safe with this troll? Is their caste high enough to be privy to this knowledge? Is it outside of my role or scope to be sharing these details? If you are uncertain, castrate yourself promptly for not paying attention when these facts were made clear to you the first time.
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GIVE ME YOUR LOG IN CREDENTIALS AND I WILL SHOW YOU HOW!!!
you know my private channels / please stay in touch
ANGEL ISLAND FELL TO THE SEA AFTER THE CRASH, BUT IT WAS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEEDED. THAT FOOL HEDGEHOG AND HIS FOX FRIEND FLEW TO THE ISLAND ONLY TO BE SURPRISED BY KNUCKLES!!! WHO STOLE THE EMERALDS FROM THEM FOR ME!!! I'VE NEVER HAD A PLAN SUCCEED SO WELL!!! NOW I ONLY NEED TO FIND THE ARTIFACT HE TOLD ME OF... THE MASTER EMERALD...
alright im heading out but to CELEBRATE this momentous occasion heres the deal: when i come back im offering a super shit drawing to *one* individual yes its random no you cant bribe me react below if interested
FUCK MAN, MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO KILL ANYMORE...MAYBE I JUST WANT TO JEFF..
thanks i guess
GOODNIGHT TO EVERYONE EXCEPT TROLL$ WHO U$E CHITTR IN LIGHT MODE
*Pats my emerald shaped belly*
Ignore the person above me. Smoke more.
TRolLS alWAys SAy tHEy hAVe tHEir WHolE LifE AheAD of THem. NO thEY doNT- THE CHAIRS are coming!! 🪑
They say I predicted all of this.
nesben has felt lust for the first time ever in nesbens life. nesben has to eat a raw ground tuber to eliminate this and become nesben again. #nsfw #nesben #potato
i'm a little on the frustrated end / i'm self published so i need the sites i upload on to push my stuff / i've been shadow banned on at least 3 separate music postings sites
REPLYING $O I CAN CUM BACK TO THI$ I MEAN CUM BACK TO THI$ I MEAN CUM BACK TO THI$ I MEAN
TAKING A BREAK FROM WATCHING MY ROBOTS EXECUTE MY PLANS TO GAMBLE AT THE CASINO. I'VE TRULY OUTDONE MYSELF WITH THIS PLACE, SURELY THE HEDGEHOG WON'T BOTHER DESTROYING IT. I EVEN KEPT SOME OF THE PALM TREES, I DIDN'T ENTIRELY DESTROY THE NATURE HERE!!!
check oчt this nчmptY that lost a bet https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/6b63278bfbd2:png #art
V^I feel crazy watching the feed g0 by...^V
The wildest thing abo+ut that is no+ o+ne "let" me do+ anything.
She gas on my lean until I
go online british person spotted day ruined
sOmE of you gOttA be gas lArpIng thErEs no fUckIn way
wwhen the rustblood at the local FLARP meet brings a stickball club to a gun fight and you lowwcondesceuinely havve to hit them wwith that aristocratic stare
gone shitting
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:33 < Turning my #kittycave Into a #gooncave :3
ho𝑙y fucking shit they 𝑙et you be a doctor????
iit 2ay2 2o riight on the front of the goddamn 2iite, 2hiit-for-pan.
this site is a fuckin prison