NARUTO UZUMAKI!
@futureHokage
= MY NAME'S NARUTO UZUMAKI, AND I'M GONNA BE THE GREATEST HOKAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! =
=sasuke....................................................................=
(¬‿¬ ) Psh, shows how much you know. ♫ (¬‿¬ ) Naruto's laughing at you, btw. ♫
(´｡• ᵕ •｡`) It's okay! Because I'm super, duper mature I'll let you have your fantasy! ♫ (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) Believe me, when I was younger I wanted to be Naruto, too! ♫
=I AM NARUTO!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR DAMAGE?!!!!! [future Homage has posted a page! Its a photo of troll Naruto looking mildly disgusted and confused. He's flipping off the camera. There may be some boogers on the wall behind him.]=
(─‿‿─) Wow, that's actually such a good cosplay!!! ♫ (─‿‿─) Siiiigh, in better circumstances we might've been friends... ♫ (─‿‿─) Oh well! ♫
(≧◡≦) You're really committed to the bit! ♫
=WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING SAYING TO ME!!!!!!! IM GOING TO TELL SAKURA=
=MMMMM I MIGHT BE NONBINARY BUT I'M TOO BUSY LOOKING FOR SASUKE AND TRYING TO BE THE NEXT HOKAGE. BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =^_^==
naruto you're so real
nonbinary huh idk this and your eventual wife seemed pretty bi to me
bi the way rasengan
=WHAT!!!?!?!?!?! WHERE DID YOU GET THIS PHOTO OF SASUKE??? HE BECOMES MY WIFE!!!?!?!? SASUKE ISN'T A GIRL, IS HE....?=
-=[NNARUTO UZUMAKI ???_☺]=-
=SASUKE........................................ WHY ARE YOU STANDING LIKE THAT IN YOUR BASEBALL UNIFORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!=
Have you guys Kissed Yet?
=ME AND SASUKE KISSED IN THE ACADEMY ONCE... BLECH!!!!!!! =>_<==
AWWWW!!!!
=SASUKE................................................GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=
Pr-o-o-n-o-o-uns are she/them cause I'll never be HIM https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/glittersuke.gif https://cdn.imgchest.c-o-o-m/files/0c9df17ee0e5.png (asks-n-tr-o-o-lls -o-o-n tumblr) https://cdn.imgchest.c-o-o-m/files/58de734457e6.png (batstr-o-o-lls -o-o-n tumblr) https://cdn.imgchest.c-o-o-m/files/390eed861687.png (renic -o-o-n bluesky)
✨🍭🕷️ banger of a first post, rori 🕷️🍭✨
M-o-o-re t-o-o- c-o-o-me! Unf-o-o-rtunately f-o-o-r every-o-o-ne inv-o-o-lved.
Quick, I need a word wi⟡h ⟡wo Os ⟡o show my quirk s⚯⚯OOOOOO⚯olidari⟡y Yeah okay sure. Convenien⟡ly ⟡imed spasm works ⟡⚯. ==⟢
-o-o- quirk fail due t-o-o- disability? Literally ableism. As bad as it gets.
Quirk SUCCESS due ⟡o disabili⟡y ☝️ #myglasses ==⟢
-O-O-h! Diversity win!
=SASUKE GET UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=
=DON'T LISTEN TO ANY FAKE SHADOW CLONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BELIEVE IT!!!! =T_T==
=AND YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=
𖣠⛩️I supp☯se my c☯ver is bl☯wn n☯w. T☯☯ tedi☯us t☯ keep that ☯bn☯xi☯us disguise up.⛩️𖣠 《 Wake To Reality 》
=SEXY NO JUTSU! HAPPY PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEING A FEMALE VERSION OF MYSELF IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=
=SASUKE.................................=
Who Is This Sad Gay Man On My Feed.
Ah Apologies That Is My Bad.
=It's a new month Sasuke and I still haven't gotten you back...... DAMMIT!!!!=
=Sasuke...... Do you think about me late at night.......?=
Is this canon? Asking for a friend.
*believes it* OK!
I AM G-O-O-ING T-O-O- YARTZ.
=Sasuke............. Are you thinking of me right now? Like how I'm thinking of you.......?=
=SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=
I'M G-O-O-NNA FUCKING YARTZ.
HELLO?????????????????
YOU AND ME BOTH WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
I'm g-o-o-nna yartz
Holy shit is th★t n★ruto