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NARUTO UZUMAKI!

@futureHokage

= MY NAME'S NARUTO UZUMAKI, AND I'M GONNA BE THE GREATEST HOKAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! =

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 293Kull Score: 3597 followers6 following
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This user practices medicine.
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This user is a squeakbeast.
Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
Rubber Pride
Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.
@anatomicallyCheated[AC]

NO MORE PET PAWLAY...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ GET JOBS...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ

Kult: +37
Kull: +5
Total: 42
Ratio: 7.40

=BELIEVE IT!=

=sasuke...=

Kult: +75
Kull: +75
Total: 150
Ratio: 1.00

=I WOULDNT EXIST IN SOME NOBODYS HEAD! HOW WOULD I BECOME HOKAGE?=

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This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
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The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
@selfshipperSavant[SS]

(¬‿¬ ) Psh, shows how much you know. ♫ (¬‿¬ ) Naruto's laughing at you, btw. ♫

=I WOULDNT LAUGH AT MYSELF!!!!! YOURE A WEIRDO!!!!!!=

=WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?!?!?!=

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
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The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
@selfshipperSavant[SS]

(´。• ᵕ •。`) It's okay! Because I'm super, duper mature I'll let you have your fantasy! ♫ (´。• ᵕ •。`) Believe me, when I was younger I wanted to be Naruto, too! ♫

=I AM NARUTO!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR DAMAGE?!!!!! [future Homage has posted a page! Its a photo of troll Naruto looking mildly disgusted and confused. He's flipping off the camera. There may be some boogers on the wall behind him.]=

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This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
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@selfshipperSavant[SS]

(─‿‿─) Wow, that's actually such a good cosplay!!! ♫ (─‿‿─) Siiiigh, in better circumstances we might've been friends... ♫ (─‿‿─) Oh well! ♫

=WHAT THE HELL IS A COSPLAY?=

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BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
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The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
@selfshipperSavant[SS]

(≧◡≦) You're really committed to the bit! ♫

=WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING SAYING TO ME!!!!!!! IM GOING TO TELL SAKURA=

Kult: +2
Total: 2

=MMMMM I MIGHT BE NONBINARY BUT I'M TOO BUSY LOOKING FOR SASUKE AND TRYING TO BE THE NEXT HOKAGE. BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =^_^==

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
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This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
@insufferablePrick[IP]

nonbinary huh idk this and your eventual wife seemed pretty bi to me

=WHAT!!!?!?!?!?! WHERE DID YOU GET THIS PHOTO OF SASUKE??? HE BECOMES MY WIFE!!!?!?!? SASUKE ISN'T A GIRL, IS HE....?=

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friend of PASCAL!
This user is part of the hive.
@notthatMysterious[NM]

I don't even like Naruto.

Kult: +17
Kull: +7
Total: 24
Ratio: 2.43

=WHAT THE HELL DID I DO!?!?!??!=

Kult: +4
Kull: +2
Total: 6
Ratio: 2.00
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This user officially supports Yaoi.
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Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Tips Dripping
Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.
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This user officially supports Yuri.
@barackObama[BO]

Chittr.ing has a lot of peculiar and wacky characters. I have seen flying hoofbeasts, the Power Rangers, Naruto Uzumaki, and I have even seen actual houseplants informing me I needed to water them. And also Casper. However, a self-proclaimed straight Dave Strider variant is in fact the most bizarre thing I have seen thus far.

Kult: +82
Kull: +27
Total: 109
Ratio: 3.04

=WHERE IS SASUKE GOD DAMMIT!?!?!?!?!?!=

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Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Tips Dripping
Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@barackObama[BO]

Sorry man I almost forgot to add you, one second.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @barackObama[BO]

=THANKS OBAMA-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BELIEVE IT!=

Kult: +5
Total: 5

=SASUKE.....=

Kult: +15
Kull: +15
Total: 30
Ratio: 1.00
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heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
A Truly Horrible Goose
Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.
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This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!
@televisedAviamor[TA]

Have you guys Kissed Yet?

Kull: +5
Total: 5

=ME AND SASUKE KISSED IN THE ACADEMY ONCE... BLECH!!!!!!! =>_<==

Kult: +5
Total: 5

𖣠⛩️M☯st ☯f what I said while disguised as Narut☯ was true. Friendship truly is magic.⛩️𖣠 《 Wake To Reality 》

Kult: +30
Kull: +25
Total: 55
Ratio: 1.20

=IF FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC TO YOU, THEN BRING SASUKE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!=

𖣠⛩️If He St☯ps Whining And Unl☯cks That Rinnegan Then I Might C☯nsider It⛩️𖣠 《 Wake To Reality 》

=DON'T DISREGARD SASUKE'S FEELINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=

𖣠⛩️He's disregarding mine by thr☯wing away that p☯tential ☯f his⛩️𖣠 《 Wake To Reality 》

=I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS I CARE ABOUT SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS AND MAKE SURE HE COMES BACK, HE NEEDS TO BE WITH THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=

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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
@celestialAbsurdity[CA]

sasuke uchiha if you're out there i will stop at nothing and e\/en get rid of my limbs to aid you in your goal. i lo\/e you.

Kult: +25
Kull: +15
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.67

=WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?????????????????? STAY AWAY FROM SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!=

Kult: +2
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@celestialAbsurdity[CA]

SASUKE DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. I'M THE ONLY WOMAN I KNOW YOU COULD E\/ER......... sighs. sasuke please Z:( let me be your sword. so you do not shoulder this alone.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

=YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=

Kult: +2
Total: 2

=DON'T LISTEN TO ANY FAKE SHADOW CLONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BELIEVE IT!!!! =T_T==

Kult: +30
Kull: +30
Total: 60
Ratio: 1.00

IM AS REAL AS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BELIEVE IT!

=AND YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=

𖣠⛩️I supp☯se my c☯ver is bl☯wn n☯w. T☯☯ tedi☯us t☯ keep that ☯bn☯xi☯us disguise up.⛩️𖣠 《 Wake To Reality 》

=WHAT!?!?!?! WHERE'S SASUKE, YOU BASTARD!!!=

𖣠⛩️I am n☯t his keeper, h☯w sh☯uld I kn☯w.⛩️𖣠 《 Wake To Reality 》

=YOU TOOK HIM YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=