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NARUTO UZUMAKI!

@futureHokage

= MY NAME'S NARUTO UZUMAKI, AND I'M GONNA BE THE GREATEST HOKAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! =

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=SASUKE........................=

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=sasuke....................................................................=

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=Sasuke.....=

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=Okay.=

=sasuke...=

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=I WOULDNT EXIST IN SOME NOBODYS HEAD! HOW WOULD I BECOME HOKAGE?=

(¬‿¬ ) Psh, shows how much you know. ♫ (¬‿¬ ) Naruto's laughing at you, btw. ♫

=I WOULDNT LAUGH AT MYSELF!!!!! YOURE A WEIRDO!!!!!!=

=WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?!?!?!=

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(´。• ᵕ •。`) It's okay! Because I'm super, duper mature I'll let you have your fantasy! ♫ (´。• ᵕ •。`) Believe me, when I was younger I wanted to be Naruto, too! ♫

=I AM NARUTO!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR DAMAGE?!!!!! [future Homage has posted a page! Its a photo of troll Naruto looking mildly disgusted and confused. He's flipping off the camera. There may be some boogers on the wall behind him.]=

(─‿‿─) Wow, that's actually such a good cosplay!!! ♫ (─‿‿─) Siiiigh, in better circumstances we might've been friends... ♫ (─‿‿─) Oh well! ♫

=WHAT THE HELL IS A COSPLAY?=

(≧◡≦) You're really committed to the bit! ♫

=WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING SAYING TO ME!!!!!!! IM GOING TO TELL SAKURA=

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=MMMMM I MIGHT BE NONBINARY BUT I'M TOO BUSY LOOKING FOR SASUKE AND TRYING TO BE THE NEXT HOKAGE. BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =^_^==

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naruto you're so real

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nonbinary huh idk this and your eventual wife seemed pretty bi to me

bi the way rasengan

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=WHAT!!!?!?!?!?! WHERE DID YOU GET THIS PHOTO OF SASUKE??? HE BECOMES MY WIFE!!!?!?!? SASUKE ISN'T A GIRL, IS HE....?=

=sasuke....=

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-=[NNARUTO UZUMAKI ???_☺]=-

=SASUKE........................................ WHY ARE YOU STANDING LIKE THAT IN YOUR BASEBALL UNIFORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!=

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=SASUKE.....=

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Have you guys Kissed Yet?

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=ME AND SASUKE KISSED IN THE ACADEMY ONCE... BLECH!!!!!!! =>_<==

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AWWWW!!!!

=SASUKE................................................GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=

=DON'T LISTEN TO ANY FAKE SHADOW CLONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BELIEVE IT!!!! =T_T==

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IM AS REAL AS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BELIEVE IT!

=YOU'RE A LOSER AND A PHONY AND I'M GONNA BEAT YOU UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=

=AND YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=

𖣠⛩️I supp☯se my c☯ver is bl☯wn n☯w. T☯☯ tedi☯us t☯ keep that ☯bn☯xi☯us disguise up.⛩️𖣠 《 Wake To Reality 》

=WHAT!?!?!?! WHERE'S SASUKE, YOU BASTARD!!!=

𖣠⛩️I am n☯t his keeper, h☯w sh☯uld I kn☯w.⛩️𖣠 《 Wake To Reality 》

=YOU TOOK HIM YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=

=SEXY NO JUTSU! HAPPY PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEING A FEMALE VERSION OF MYSELF IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=

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=SASUKE.................................=

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Who Is This Sad Gay Man On My Feed.

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↩ @grimLover[GL]

=I'M BISEXUAL!!!! BELIEVE IT!=

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Ah Apologies That Is My Bad.

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=SASUKE!!!!!=

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=It's a new month Sasuke and I still haven't gotten you back...... DAMMIT!!!!=

=Sasuke...... Do you think about me late at night.......?=

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Is this canon? Asking for a friend.

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=BELIEVE IT!=

*believes it* OK!

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I AM G-O-O-ING T-O-O- YARTZ.

=SASUKE...=

=Sasuke............. Are you thinking of me right now? Like how I'm thinking of you.......?=

=SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=

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I'M G-O-O-NNA FUCKING YARTZ.

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HELLO?????????????????

YOU AND ME BOTH WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

=SASUKE.......=

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I'm g-o-o-nna yartz

Holy shit is th★t n★ruto

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=BELIEVE IT!=

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=SASUKE.......................................................................................................................=

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