Mr. Crocker
@cubancigarFan
LOVING FATHER. CHIEF AMBASSADOR OF GENTLEMANLY AFFAIRS AT CROCKERCORP. 64 IS THE NEW 42.
I THINK THIS MAY BE MY FINEST BATCH OF CIGARS YET.
The smoky cling of your collar never fails to disappoint pops!
❄︎🕈︎⚐︎ ☞︎✌︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎💧︎, ❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎☜︎ ✌︎☼︎☜︎. 💣︎☜︎. ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎. 💣︎✋︎☝︎☟︎❄︎ ✋︎ 💧︎☟︎✌︎☼︎☜︎ ✌︎ 👌︎⚐︎✠︎ ⚐︎☞︎. "👍︎✋︎☝︎✌︎☼︎💧︎" 🕈︎✋︎❄︎☟︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎? 💣︎✡︎ ❄︎☼︎☜︎✌︎❄︎.
I WOULD BE HAPPY TO SHARE ONE OF THESE FINE ICONIC CUBAN CIGARS WITH A FELLOW FELLOW OF DADLY PERSUASION.
THERE IS SOMETHING ALMOST INTOXICATING ABOUT THREE GLASSES OF WHISKEY. I CANNOT EXPLAIN IT.
MY DAUGHTER LOVES HIM, I THINK HE LOOKS A LITTLE GAY. BUT WHATEVER MAKES MY PRINCESS HAPPY.
I HAVE SET MY BANNER TO THE STATUESQUE VISAGE OF NONE OTHER THAN BING CROSBY, A GENTLEMAN AND SCHOLAR FROM A BYGONE WORLD. UNFORTUNATELY, I CANNOT FIGURE OUT HOW TO SHOW HIM IN FULL, AND @TIMAEUSTESTIFIED#0414 HAS ALREADY GONE HOME. I WILL FIX THIS LATER.
I'll get my assistant on it.
Try this one on for size. \></
THANK YOU. @GUTSYGUMSHOE PLEASE WIRE THIS MAN A MODEST FEE FOR THIS WORK.
Always a pleasure, boss. Feel free to cut out the middleman and tag the new and improved Dirk (read: me) next time you need something.