Mr. Crocker
@cubancigarFan
LOVING FATHER. CHIEF AMBASSADOR OF GENTLEMANLY AFFAIRS AT CROCKERCORP. 64 IS THE NEW 42.
Unreal Heiress, hold my calls.
wHY IS YOUR PHONE, sHAPED LIKE BOONBUCKS? oR ARE THOSE, bOONBONDS OR, sOME BOONBULLION, i CAN NEVER KEEP THE, dENOMINATIONS, sTRAIGHT,
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ maybe shes like flexin her cash? ]
this image is so mother fucking fire. THAT I DONE DECIDED TO SPIT SOME HOT SPITBALL POETRY WORD SLAMS AT YOU. to express how i mother fucking feel about it. ahem. THERE ONCE WAS AN HEIRESS SO GRAND. the richest in all the mother fucking lands. STACKING FAT BUCKS AND WITH THE BADDEST FUCKING BUTT. slipping dollars off the top like do he love me do he love me not. GIVING ME THE NASTY CAUSE I MAKE HER LAUGH. whole time you know i'm piping that, hella ass.
now thatttt is CUNT
... What did you call me.
OH. Thank you. Much appreciated. You're also a cunt.
thx i think?????????????????????????????????????????????????????? #yay? #cunt
I THINK THIS MAY BE MY FINEST BATCH OF CIGARS YET.
The smoky cling of your collar never fails to disappoint pops!
❄︎🕈︎⚐︎ ☞︎✌︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎💧︎, ❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎☜︎ ✌︎☼︎☜︎. 💣︎☜︎. ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎. 💣︎✋︎☝︎☟︎❄︎ ✋︎ 💧︎☟︎✌︎☼︎☜︎ ✌︎ 👌︎⚐︎✠︎ ⚐︎☞︎. "👍︎✋︎☝︎✌︎☼︎💧︎" 🕈︎✋︎❄︎☟︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎? 💣︎✡︎ ❄︎☼︎☜︎✌︎❄︎.
I WOULD BE HAPPY TO SHARE ONE OF THESE FINE ICONIC CUBAN CIGARS WITH A FELLOW FELLOW OF DADLY PERSUASION.
THERE IS SOMETHING ALMOST INTOXICATING ABOUT THREE GLASSES OF WHISKEY. I CANNOT EXPLAIN IT.
MY DAUGHTER LOVES HIM, I THINK HE LOOKS A LITTLE GAY. BUT WHATEVER MAKES MY PRINCESS HAPPY.
I HAVE SET MY BANNER TO THE STATUESQUE VISAGE OF NONE OTHER THAN BING CROSBY, A GENTLEMAN AND SCHOLAR FROM A BYGONE WORLD. UNFORTUNATELY, I CANNOT FIGURE OUT HOW TO SHOW HIM IN FULL, AND @TIMAEUSTESTIFIED#0414 HAS ALREADY GONE HOME. I WILL FIX THIS LATER.
I'll get my assistant on it.
Try this one on for size. \></
THANK YOU. @GUTSYGUMSHOE PLEASE WIRE THIS MAN A MODEST FEE FOR THIS WORK.
Always a pleasure, boss. Feel free to cut out the middleman and tag the new and improved Dirk (read: me) next time you need something.