tyzias entykk
@tallyKissing
redirect all legal inquiries to @taxCollector
followwwwing pussy places i wwwwouldnt go wwwwith a gun >>>>
i'mmmm beginning to suspect this post is a little too commmmplicated for you.
this stupid fucking fish haunting mmmme oh mmmmy fucking god i have a JOB
he is not ruining mmmmy life. that wwwwould immmmply he has any actual swwwway over mmmme beyond being the loudest fruit mmmmaggot insect buzzing in the block at any given mmmmommmment wwwwhile i'mmmm torturously unsoncious
don’t let him get you bovvered
Shoot all hipsters on sight...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
wwwwas going to say sommmmething vaguely disparaging and then i scrolled dowwwwn a little further. #rechitt
thinking about all the bender quotes i could be tossing around man ive missed so much potential
wwwwhen bender said "let's try for a twwwwofer" he really changed history
mmmmy hands look like shit so mmmmy wwwwallet can look like emmmmpty #garnishmmmment
you always work yourself really hard / you should take a break sometime
don't wwwworry i've got inappropriately timmmmed naps out the ass and also if i don't do this hivewwwwork they are going to cull mmmme
do you want / like / help?
you're right, i need to outsource this shit. @taxCollector tag, chixie says you have to help mmmme wwwwith mmmmy hivewwwwork
i can do no wrong. for i do not know what it is.
it's been wwwwell established that ignorance and innocence have no correlation, but i can appreciate the spirit of this chitt.
got the mmmmost piercing betwwwween-the-oculars pan-ache tonight and i'mmmm sure it's got absolutely nothing (read: everything) to do wwwwith that stupid daymmmmare
howwww in the everloving fuck do i have the energy to be so angry wwwwhen i'mmmm asleep?
My /usus is now obsessed with staring at the wa//. He is a weird one.
fuckall else to look at in your hive that doesn't dammmmage the oculars
That is quite rude. He enjoys my memorabi/ia co//ections I'// have you know!
That's how he shows his appreciation... Much to my dismay...
You're just jea/ous I'm ab/e to have hobbies.
He just owned you.
tegiri wwwwhen you go on your judicial rammmmpage i'll help you get tagora first
SIDEBAR! i am giving the people what they want. MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! Chapter Two: "Bel," Jakobi growled, "I have something t-awoo tell y-awoo." "Oh..." Izabel breathed. "I have something to tell you, too..." "I'm going first, since I'm the alpha of our pack," Jakobi said, letting the record reflect that he was in fact the Alpha even if he didn't get a big head about it. "We will litigate pack dynamics at a later date... but okay you can go first, because I'm nervous..." Izabel whispered, breathily. "I'm... I'm... Bel, y-awoo have t-awoo promise t-awoo listen t-awoo me. This is serious, but I don't want y-awoo t-awoo loo-oo-awook at me any differently from now on, okay?" Izabel glanced down at the ground. "Just spit it out already..." "I'm *nonbinary,*" Jakobi said, finally able to spit the words out. "Oh..." Izabel said, suddenly stunned into shocked silence with a strange sort of singularity. "Don't... don't freak out, Bel, I'm still your mate...sprit..." Jakobi said, with sexy pleading eyes. "I... I'm just surprised because... I'm nonbinary too... that's what I was going to tell you..." "Really?!?!" Jakobi howled. "Yes," Izabel breathed. "We can both be nonbinary t-awoogether & also in sexy conc-awoopiscent flushed love," Jakobi cheered. Izabel made out with him & their tongues touched a lot & when the two of them pailed that night there were twice as many pronouns as usual. #TeamJakobi #nsfw ?
liked because i cried.
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the "mmmmultiple versions of people" thing mmmmight be getting to mmmme. it wwwwould help if i didn't dreammmm about it too
>just start manifesting daymares in which you systematically cull every single one of your alternates >ezgg
i see wwwwhat you're saying. counterpoint: it isn't *mmmmy* alternates causing mmmme problemmmms, and the culling is getting painful and old.
You know what. I’m not mad. I’ve never experienced “being mad.” One might even call me a lotus flower. Due to how not mad I am and have always been.
you'll just pissed off
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! found this in the conference room that's been getting maintenance for the past three perigrees???? what the fuck is this https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/954f36d3aa59.png
you seeing the wwwwriting on the wwwwall: geez i wwwwonder wwwwhat that's about