Tagora Gorjek
@taxCollector
Contact me for legal advising, representation, comments, queries, or concerns. Fees and standard rates may apply.
#Goddamnit #ImComing (under duress) to #EridanWeek #TyziasEntykkOwesMe #500Caegars
dude u dont wanna miss it troll bruno mars is gonna be there!
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#He blocked me as if I won’t sign his big indigo ass up to receive ruffiannihilator recruitment promotions five times a night. This flirting shit easy #WhenTheyGoLowGoLower
You should always be texting men trick questions about unwinnable scenarios like “if I was replaced with an exact replica of me would you date it” and getting mad no matter what the answer is. #WasteHisTime
ive never thought of thiss befure thanks
Just saw somebody get evaporated by a food service drone for ordering a water cup and filling it with a carbonated beverage. #RookieMove
This is why it is much safer t.o° .o°rder s.o°da fr.o°m a trained pr.o°fessi.o°nal with sweeps .o°f experience in the art .o°f pr.o°curing s.o°da and carb.o°nated beverage pr.o°ducts rather than risking y.o°ur .o°wn life and limb as great as the reward may bec.o°me
piss .o°kay well n.o°w that I highlight y.o°ur text I can see it s.o° fair play I am supp.o°sing .01 f.o°nt size is impressive but I am n.o°w f.o°rmally severing any binding c.o°ntract existing between us due t.o° my .o°riginal message c.o°unting as c.o°nsent and signature acc.o°rding by t.o° Secti.o°n III.1a.4 by inv.o°king Clause XIV.32d.1 f.o°und in Secti.o°n VI.2f.8 and yes I understand that inv.o°lves the rev.o°cati.o°n and unbinding fee as well as reimbursement f.o°r wax sealing but that is what I am d.o°ing n.o°w
You know what? Touché. + 150 Revocation and unbinding fee + 50 Reimbursement for wax sealing
You look at this post and nod in satisfaction, but do not otherwise interact, lest you activate Subclause LC.III.12r4.
Impossibly long night. The most insufferable client, a list of demands that ended in insisting to be heard in front of His Honorable Tyranny like that’s just something I can make happen for a personal injury settlement, and in the end the accused shows up and they settle it by strifing anyway, so why even hire me in the first place. What-EVER, #OFFTHECLOCK. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0282.jpeg
Make Yourself A Cocktail And Relax Dearie, You’ve Earned It.
LOL, did your client even win? Tell MMe you charged double for the inconvenience.
They were absolutely destroyed. It was embarrassing. Believe me, charging double is an understatement.
Another night, another fifteen collide-and-scamper cases. #RiseAndGrind #IfYouHaveBeenHitByAVehicleLMK
i hit pEoplE with vEhiclEs. yOurE wElcomE.
Hmmmm. In that case, I may have a (totally unrelated!) business proposition for you.
i lIkE thOsE. i AlsO lIkE nEvEr rEadIng fInE print if that helps.
You sound like my kind of troll. I’ll be in touch with information shortly. *____
t+ey worry about t+e drunk drivers but never t+e +ig+scores t+at can be ac+ieved by t+e sober ones #substances
Anyway. #OffTheClock https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0179.png
damn is your lusus an alcoholic? that's kinda sick, h3ll y3ah.
Well, I wouldn’t go so far as to say she’s an *alcoholic.* But she knows how to enjoy herself.
The endless pasta at Olive Lawnring does, in fact, have an end. #FalseAdvertising
POINT OF ORDER! **i meant + 100 sabotage fee, you quirk is impossible
That’s what happens when you use take the weapon out of the master’s hands.
OBJECTION! i don't believe you filed for copyright where's the patent
IRRELEVANT question which I see no need to provide further evidence for. #Overruled
POINT OF ORDER! YOU CAN'T OVERRULE ME???? BITCH i mean uh uh OBJECTION! lack of foundation under 901(7) evidence of public records the record of this copyright has not been established and therefore it is inadmissible in court today, we simply ask that opposing counsel lay that foundation before moving on with their testimony OBJECTION! also hearsay objection under rule 802 as this is an out of court statement and therefore cannot be used for the truth of the matter asserted ergo opposing counsel needs to stuff it and + 100 you cant fucking overrule me gorjek what is this. fee.
WATCH THIS SPACE. + 100 Overruled + 100 Overruled + 150 Overruled (upcharge) + 100 Overruled + 100 Overru
#RiseAndGrind https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0169.jpeg
Ou7 of purelz heal7h concern, consider lazing back down.
As7hma7ic coal miner would be able 7o ou7brea7he zour prime form 7hen. 7ides and sorrow, 7his canno7 fi7 in zour devouring orifice ei7her.......
I needn’t further discuss the exemplary capabilities of my devouring orifice.
When your client perishes in a freak accident before you can officially move to courtblock but it’s fine because they were lowkey guilty and now you still have an unmarred win rate >>>>
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! yeah, i have no idea how purple bloods are the ones that ended up with the intimidating reputation... anyways, while we're here, i just remembered i was going to ask if you're free tomorrow? i was hoping to pick your brain about citing a precedent for a case that falls more under your area of expertise than mine. i'll cover lunch this time
- Oh... haha... legislacerators... be careful, all of this commpetition mmight mmake a fellow feel a little conciliatory...
Well, what do you know, my midnight hour does seem to be open. I’ll go ahead and pencil you right in. *____ + 10 Pre-emptive lunch cover fee
Quintuple texting a man you aren’t sure cares if you live or die >>>>>>
You first. *____ + 50 As if your romantic exploits are any better
Please enjoy a blanket debt deduction for all other individuals who assisted in the Blunt Object Accumulation Project. Your efforts will not be forgotten. *____ - 100 Blunt Object Accumulation Project
Does anyone have any sources for acquiring a sizeable amount of blunt objects for no particular reason? You’ll be paid handsomely for the tip.
haven't you been hooking one onto your grablimmmmb like a bad habit for a wwwwhile nowwww
Anything handheld that could hypothetically be brought down with enough force to concuss and/or demolish. I’m not picky.
Right okay. *____ + 50 Shut up fee + 50 Mind your business fee * 50 If YOU hate him so bad why don’t you hatemarry him fee
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Downtown city, three story building. Bronze lights.
Relevant funds will be added to your account shortly. Thank you for your patronage. - 100 Tip for #unattendedconstructionsite
The average indigo looks exactly like this yet expects you to take them seriously. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0098.jpeg
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Not a fan of this post lik£, sp£cifically.
{@glisTeningATTracTion are you secreTly a hoofbeasT)
#Need https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0093.png
/╲/ ( @SPONTANEOUSSTRATAGEM THIS IS WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE ) /╱\
When they add a rechitt button, it’s over for these hoes.
Is anyone else’s lusus addicted to nicotine. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0086.jpeg
only the best nic for the greatest fiend lmao
...some of the cavern lusii are allowed a hit off my vape if they ask nicely. ~~0o
If ever you should lose your vape again I suggest checking your lusus’s nest first because I found 12 cigarettes in mine.
I hate when your classmate gets stabbed in mock trial and doesn’t even have the good sense to bleed in the direction away from your shoes. 🙄
Ugh. Been there. Board meetings su€k nook on o€€asion.
You understand. You’d think at some point grown trolls would learn how to carry themselves.
Honestly, they're even worse. They have some misguided ideal that just be€ause they passed their ordeals, they deserve any respe€t whatsoever.
It’s quite fortunate for the rest of society that such presumptions tend to end in self-afflicted consequences.
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! collegiate mock trial is an experience i cherish deeply and yet my colleagues test me every day. the bleeding is particularly terrible
Truly. The cost of dry cleaning should be covered by the institution at this point.
We all have that one friend who is straight up not going to make it.
It’s me, but I’m fixin to not make it in a cool way. A last stand in a shootout with bandits!
Normally I would say something about letting me represent you in a metaphorical legal bandit shootout instead but I think I have to respect the dedication to a suitably dramatic end.
Before I retire, posted herein for convenience’s sake are blanket fees encompassing but not limited to any number of actions that, if applicable, will be appended to relevant accounts shortly. Negotiations are tolerated with the spirit in which they are presented. Goodlight, all. *____ + 500 Insufferable post charge (+ 10 per every additional letterjumble after 100 letterjumbles) + 250 Security deposit to be returned when deemed appropriate + 10 Signature line ink replacement fee per every fifth line offered + 25 Currency exchange surcharge + Relevant parties (you) will be charged 0.08th of a caeger per letterjumble (standard entry-level publication rate) per post/reply/et cetera of contract executor (me) + 100 General unseemly or boorish behavior (+ 150 if behavior is both unseemly and boorish) + 50 Twee dimwit fee (you’ll know)
You’ll understand that composure and formality are necessary where the intricate craft of contracts are concerned.