Tagora Gorjek
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Well. I suppose everything has just worked out neatly, and there was no need for prior hysterics at all. That being said, I’ve elected to learn nothing from the situation and will almost certainly continue to engage in aforementioned hysterics whenever the opportunity arises.
Interview with the Rainbowdrinker >>>>>> The Rainbowdrinker Lestat.
OBJECTION! HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOK IN YOUR LIFE
There is NO WAY you actually disagree with this. You are being contrary on purpose JUST to annoy me, I *know* it!!!!
CONCUR WITH OPPOSING COUNSEL! well, yes. i don't give a shit about rainbow drinkers
https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2627.jpeg
Hey, Buddy. Everything Okay?
A brief lapse in judgment, is all. #Lotus
#LifeHack #BusinessTip https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2632.jpeg
[|87 :: Now TH1S ;s what 1'm talk;n about.
#lik£busin£sstip!!
Thank you for this @ardourCorvidae. I’m printing it out and putting it on my desk as a reminder. #BusinessTip https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/businesstip.png
Lik£, LOL. Lik£, no probl£m lik£ OMG.<3
☼ Things /are/ beautiful and true. ☼
I think I’m going to have to kill this guy, Princess Celestia.
☼ Please, there is no need to resort to hurting others when a good talking to is just as effective. ☼
On EVERYBODY’S SOULS we, YES WE, hope a ceiling fan FALLS ON EVERYBODY, RIGHT NOW.
GOD. FUCKING. DAMN IT.
▲L▼
What happened!! :(
Don’t ever say things that are beautiful and true to people. IT WILL BACKFIRE. #LIE. #HATE. TYPO I MEANT #LOTUS. #BUSINESSTIP.
who hurt you...
#NoOne. #Lotus. #LotusFlower. #Unharmed. #LotusFlower.
You know what. I’m not mad. I’ve never experienced “being mad.” One might even call me a lotus flower. Due to how not mad I am and have always been.
What happened this time tagora
▲Galekh▼
NOT Galekh! Why would you assume it’s Galekh! Don’t answer that.
Nothing. I’m #lotus. It will be handled. Swiftly.
you'll just pissed off
Oh boy
FUCK OFF QUICKLY.
+ 650 You’re lying because I’ve never been mad fee
▲all i did was say his name▼ ▲You can assume it's an accusation if you want i guess▼
IS THIS MISERABLE MARGARITAVILLE HAG SERIOUS.
CROSS EXAMINATION! WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING
DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT.
#SoTrue https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2616.jpeg
POINT OF ORDER! i do not want to be judged based off of my opposing counsel they're so stupid!!
I have only ever had correct opinions on Troll Twilight.
No, now everyone knows *you’re* on #TeamJakobi. All of #TeamEdward are flocking to me in gratitude now that I’ve shone a light on your true nature.
INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE DEFENSE! #TeamJakobi & #PROUD, you anemic freak
I BET IF I THREW A STICK YOU’D CHASE IT.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! IF YOU THREW A STICK I WOULD CHASE *YOU* WITH MY *BATTLEAXE*
AND I WOULD EASILY ESCAPE BECAUSE ALONG THE WAY YOU WOULD BE DISTRACTED BY A BOWL OF KIBBLE ON THE SIDE OF THE STRUTPATH!!!
POINT OF ORDER! YOU WOULD PASS OUT FROM BLOOD LOSS BEFORE YOU MADE IT 3 STRUTS AWAY
WHATEVER HELPS YOU SLEEP AT LIGHT.
RE: WHATEVER HELPS ME SLEEP AT LIGHT! yeah, like not being watched by a rainbow drinker while im in the fucking slime!!!!
WOULD THAT YOU WERE SO LUCKY.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i just want to make sure we're all on the same page here. Let the record reflect that is the saddest shit i've ever heard get said
I need to move to a new city. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2551.jpeg
3> That's what you get for living in Outglut. <3
wtf do u literaly live in hell?
▲yeah, crazy night▼
Rough.
Pretty much.
What is “gay pride,” anyway. What are they proud of.
c< beiNg gay, duMbass >c
Being awake past ten o’clock will have you thinking blatantly untrue things like “that might have been a disproportionate emotional response” and “maybe I *am* crazy.” It can be convincing in the moment, but just remember that it’s actually always a man’s fault instead. #Trust #SelfHelp
Today I will wear my white button down.
Instant Rechitt.
I pressed a large unlabeled button at work tonight out of curiosity and there was a loud sound beneath the office followed by a distant scream of agony. #ShouldveGuessed
It’s always “Tagora, you have a problem” and never “Tagora, thank you for turning the light on and off nine to twelve times to prevent me from being culled. It probably felt really good and I’m SO grateful that you saved my life.”
and yet people have the gall to apologize to mmmme on your behalf.
My thoughts exactly.
Completed my promised perigeely audit of Tyzias’s search history. Why does she even bother to come into work. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2043.jpeg
(„• ᴗ •„) It's the thought that counts!
obsessed mmmmuch?
btwwww there is an online mmmmug store wwwwith a perigee mmmmugbox and i'mmmm looking forwwwward to mmmmy first one. 25% off your first four perigees wwwwith mmmmy code #KYS
You say obsession, I say routine maintenance.
i prommmmise this mmmmakes you commmme off as a wwwwell adjusted individual.
On the night you can’t remember which site you found your very important academic source on, you’ll be grateful for my neat and easy directory.
It seems counterproductive to post the outfit one plans on wearing to an anonymous event, so just be assured that I will “have that shit on.” *____ - 50 Swear jar + 50 Return of swear jar (direct quote clause)