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https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
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POINT OF ORDER! i'll tell everyone i know out loud with my mouth, so you can sue me for sl&er too
don't act ignorant it's emmmmbarrassing.
liked because i cried.
☼ Things /are/ beautiful and true. ☼
▲all i did was say his name▼ ▲You can assume it's an accusation if you want i guess▼
who hurt you...
POINT OF ORDER! i do not want to be judged based off of my opposing counsel they're so stupid!!
POINT OF ORDER! well you cant use it as an exhibit because its an out of court statement ergo hearsay
READING ONTO THE RECORD! Chapter One: "Bel..." said Jakobi. "D-awoo y-awoo really mean it?" "Yes," she said, throatily. "I do..." "I'm so shocked y-awoo dumped Troll Edward for me... but it feels right..." "He was pitch for you the whole time, by the way," Izabel said, her voice hoarse with amusement. "Which is unrelated, but you deserve to know..." "That explains a lot." Said Jakobi huskily, his hair rippling like badass wolfbeast-fur instear. His skin shone with sweat instead of bullshit sequins, because he is sexy. "Anyways, yeah, he was really controlling & I was only into him in the first place because... I thought I only deserved to have second best..." "I would not go so far as t-awoo call Troll Edward *second* best," Jakobi said, before he could help it. They both laughed sexily, & also their clothes fell off.
testimony: my official yelping-in-pain review of the dream bubbles quasi-infinite lazy river: 3.5 stars; the next best thing to comfortable malaise
testimony: lowkey i am taking applications for a new best friend 🌅
re: all that: im just having fun imagining the dream bubbles if that were true. i would have got a head start by already being kinda evil but oh noooo evil tagora's got a kniiiiife everybody run he might know how to use it
3> That's what you get for living in Outglut. <3
testimony: in the abstract it's kind of interesting to see which of my friends like me more as a chill corpse who lowkey DGAF n which of my friends like me more as a high-strung egomaniac obsessed with games for wrigglers. n in the less-abstract, close-up n tangible sense, it is very very funny
overheard tirona call gorjek a "cr33py cr33pst33r" should i slide her 20 or a crisp 100
that's rich commmming frommmm you. and if mmmmy slimmmme needs a top-off it's none of your concern
ANOTHER NIGHT ANOTHER CAEGAR AS I OFTEN SAY
LYING ONTO THE RECORD! @taxCollector 1 oblong meat product. ideally with condiments but idgaf
CROSS EXAMINATION! did it hurt? when i told you to goregle it & i was fucking right? #vaguechit
Very awkward energy at the Rouzze Tower offices today. It's Bring Your Auspictices to Work Day. Cubicles are overcrowded and everyone is being suffocatingly passive-aggressive. - MC Oleana
Congratulations. Out of respect for this accomplishment I will stay my hand away from the hate reaction for this chit. I sincerely hope you enjoy 'the club' and have no ulterior hope that you make any sort of fool of yourself there. Please have fun.
LMMMMFHO
ADDENDUM! of course, that's why you had to stop wearing platforms. in this society where you're supposed to be exactly 5'1 or the faceless, nameless strangers judge you harshly, trying to look taller is impossibly gauche. & let it never be said Tagora "Gor-Gor" Gorjek is gauche
CROSS EXAMINATION! what, and no deposit?
OBJECTION! dibs has already been called.
I plan on it, because I honor terms and conditions. Now sleep.
I told you it was your turn.
And you insulted me for doing that exact thing¹. For shame. ¹ #fightnight
OBJECTION! putting Vinnie Gambin in wouldn't but THE GOODMANN in "might as well" is absolutely fucking ludicrous and you are deranged. (the rest is solid)
yOUr lUsUs small as fuck and wEiiiiIrd.
POINT OF ORDER! you'd fucking better be feeling lucky man if you lose again and i have to have a "little talk" with the staff AGAIN im not taking you back 😭 anyway margaritas are half-off for organ donors at Bet Your Life Night come one come all
Put yourself in the background yearning. Then I will admit it is accurate.
Hm. Well I was going to share a photo of my lusus with the dashboard, however it seems I have been once again cosmically one-upped and beaten by forces that conspire against me before I could get a chance to. Now I would look like a copycat, or worse yet, like I chit only out of spite.
And I will promptly driveyou under my shoe into the dirt so hard it fuses sub atomically to your body
Part of me feels as if I've done something wrobg. I also cannot actually leave tyhe venue as I am engaged in a battle against someone to see who will cave and leave first, and I will notlose.
I can.concede to us leaving at the exact same time.
And I would have LOVED to take off my shirt and participate in a crowing cluckbeast fight for your amusement. Because I know you would have beenglued to it. But unfortunately now we both sit trapped here.
Youhad your chance to get in thr ring and do just that. You missed it.
I have no ideawho this is. However. My matesprit seems to have left the event when I was hoping to watch her fight, and these fights are getting boring, so i figured it best to strike up conversation while I still have the abolity to. That is all. + 700 Back at you fee.
An excellent job at answering the question, Tagira. Ik ow I am beside myself with inebriation. I wll not be embarrassed about it tomorrow night , unlike certain individuals. Which is a good point. It is very rich of you to be saying any of this when you entered my directmesaggeslike this not long ago.
And makea fool of myself in this venue? You would love that. I wouldn't stoop tothat level. + 88576578690²3887735764768386478936387986387²70² You are extremely angry that I keep charging higher than you.
+ 40000000000000 Focus on the match. The troll just lost.
It'll serve you well nt to talk about my cud, thank you. Have some decorum. Here you are talking about professionalism while looking at your palmhusk during a match. What if you miss something good? Am I tht much more appealing than the match to you? Behave. + 4008 I can likely do it longer.
I knew you would believ me. In fact. + 4000 not believing me fee.
I am more thn capable of collectingm yself to enter the ring. Watch me collectmyself: Hello Tagora. I hope I get to fight tonight so you can watch.
In a fight. I meant. One on oe with fists. But frankly I would rathert you watch me fight. Since you have sucha n obsession with me shirtless.
- Hi, all! With somme Help fromm mmy new boss's esteemmed mmediculler, I amm as GOOD as new! Or mmore like... as good as usual, LOL! 🤣🤣 - I was given a spinal injection and have been on SO mmuch analgesic succor fluid because of it 😂😂😂😂 I feel so awesomme. #WorkingFrommHiveTommorrowNight
you know actuaLLy i just reaLized i don't need to change myseLf at aLL Lmao
- He is sensittive with a mmirthful soul - They mmake mme feel pity in mmy cold little punmmp biscuit - If I add you three timmes, Can I also, vent about mmy personals really quick 🤣🤣
- But i like this one, He's nice to mme - LOL. Even if he has becomme OBSESSED with the mmessianiacal yo-yo "tricks " 🤣🤣🤣🤣 - Can I add you in twice to mmy will if you chat andg listen to mme a little bit mmore, before I die bro 😂😂😂
talk to mmmmy itinerary
RE: REPLACED THE CHAIR! oh, good. i was going to take you to small claims court over that
POINT OF ORDER! and, more importantly, my *actually* lovely personality!
POINT OF ORDER! made you look motherfucker
POINT OF ORDER! well i guess not all of us get to show up in nice bespoke tailored suits. SOME of us wear dogshit from badwill that desperately needs to be hemmed
OBJECTION! HE ONLY DOES PERSONAL INJURY CASES ANYWAY HE CAN'T HELP IF YOU GET ARRESTED
OBJECTION! TROLL WILLY WONKA?????????? THIS IS BESPOKE TAILORING YOU JUST HAVE NO CLASS
idk if we ¢an #freehim but ¢ould we at lea$t give him like a toilet.
I HAVE NOT SPOKEN WITH HIM IN SOME SWEEPS AND I AM DISAPPOINTED TO SEE SOMEONE WHO I THOUGHT HAD PERHAPS BEEN ON THE CORRECT PATH TO DEDICATED WORK SQUANDER HIS SPONGE ON SUCH THINGS AS TORTURE SIMULATIONS FRANKLY IT IS AN OFFENSE TO SOME OF OUR HIGHER BLOODED SUPERIORS TO MAKE A MOCKERY OF THE TRUE ART OF KEEPING A PAINTING LOWBLOOD IN ONE'S HIVE MY DISAPPOINTMENT IS ONLY OUTWEIGHED BY CONCERN FOR HIS CONTINUED LIVELIHOOD IF HE CONTINUES TO KEEP THIS UP #FREEHIM
Thyne response hath been Noted and found Wantyng...
For what reason didst thou pick a Green Carapace for this Sym? Prithee, choose thyne response with Great Care...
I d.o°n't think I can leave n.o°w I think my scuttletruck is g.o°ing t.o° be stuck parked here f.o°r a while s.o° I guess if y.o°u're in the area c.o°me purchase s.o°me s.o°da I will be here
I am a mightyy bit late to the post here, I do think yyou should let someone else cook for yya, it would be better. Hell come down to myy hive and i'll cook yya up a right on feast, please just stop settin' fires in the damn nutritionblock.
you're going to die wwwwithout your dignity
>im da king of da highway
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hi where can i learn more
Then take a damn break
non-business inquiry; how many of your posts are pitch pda; no judgment; it = cute;
she deserves wwwwhat's commmming to her
https://i.postimg.cc/pLhbPXLc/Untitled²³6-²0²604¹0¹844³6.png I will keep this post brief as to not overshadow the image. I am still hard at work - but any feedback on my form, information on trainers, or comments otherwise would be greatly appreciated. ( #nsfw ? Perhaps, for my bare-naked upper body. )
Oh! Thank you. It is a welcome change to have your support for once. Seeing as this is a rare change from the status quo, I believe I have no choice but to do exactly that. I hope that there will be plenty of people willing to provide useful feedback. If not, I suppose I will simply need to document the steps of my journey for my own sake.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Huh. ]
would you ♯givemeacigarette
piss .o°kay well n.o°w that I highlight y.o°ur text I can see it s.o° fair play I am supp.o°sing .01 f.o°nt size is impressive but I am n.o°w f.o°rmally severing any binding c.o°ntract existing between us due t.o° my .o°riginal message c.o°unting as c.o°nsent and signature acc.o°rding by t.o° Secti.o°n III.1a.4 by inv.o°king Clause XIV.32d.1 f.o°und in Secti.o°n VI.2f.8 and yes I understand that inv.o°lves the rev.o°cati.o°n and unbinding fee as well as reimbursement f.o°r wax sealing but that is what I am d.o°ing n.o°w