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https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
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POINT OF ORDER! i'll tell everyone i know out loud with my mouth, so you can sue me for sl&er too
don't act ignorant it's emmmmbarrassing.
liked because i cried.
☼ Things /are/ beautiful and true. ☼
▲all i did was say his name▼ ▲You can assume it's an accusation if you want i guess▼
who hurt you...
POINT OF ORDER! i do not want to be judged based off of my opposing counsel they're so stupid!!
POINT OF ORDER! well you cant use it as an exhibit because its an out of court statement ergo hearsay
READING ONTO THE RECORD! Chapter One: "Bel..." said Jakobi. "D-awoo y-awoo really mean it?" "Yes," she said, throatily. "I do..." "I'm so shocked y-awoo dumped Troll Edward for me... but it feels right..." "He was pitch for you the whole time, by the way," Izabel said, her voice hoarse with amusement. "Which is unrelated, but you deserve to know..." "That explains a lot." Said Jakobi huskily, his hair rippling like badass wolfbeast-fur instear. His skin shone with sweat instead of bullshit sequins, because he is sexy. "Anyways, yeah, he was really controlling & I was only into him in the first place because... I thought I only deserved to have second best..." "I would not go so far as t-awoo call Troll Edward *second* best," Jakobi said, before he could help it. They both laughed sexily, & also their clothes fell off.
testimony: my official yelping-in-pain review of the dream bubbles quasi-infinite lazy river: 3.5 stars; the next best thing to comfortable malaise
testimony: lowkey i am taking applications for a new best friend 🌅
re: all that: im just having fun imagining the dream bubbles if that were true. i would have got a head start by already being kinda evil but oh noooo evil tagora's got a kniiiiife everybody run he might know how to use it
3> That's what you get for living in Outglut. <3
testimony: in the abstract it's kind of interesting to see which of my friends like me more as a chill corpse who lowkey DGAF n which of my friends like me more as a high-strung egomaniac obsessed with games for wrigglers. n in the less-abstract, close-up n tangible sense, it is very very funny
overheard tirona call gorjek a "cr33py cr33pst33r" should i slide her 20 or a crisp 100
that's rich commmming frommmm you. and if mmmmy slimmmme needs a top-off it's none of your concern
ANOTHER NIGHT ANOTHER CAEGAR AS I OFTEN SAY
LYING ONTO THE RECORD! @taxCollector 1 oblong meat product. ideally with condiments but idgaf
CROSS EXAMINATION! did it hurt? when i told you to goregle it & i was fucking right? #vaguechit
Very awkward energy at the Rouzze Tower offices today. It's Bring Your Auspictices to Work Day. Cubicles are overcrowded and everyone is being suffocatingly passive-aggressive. - MC Oleana
LMMMMFHO
ADDENDUM! of course, that's why you had to stop wearing platforms. in this society where you're supposed to be exactly 5'1 or the faceless, nameless strangers judge you harshly, trying to look taller is impossibly gauche. & let it never be said Tagora "Gor-Gor" Gorjek is gauche
CROSS EXAMINATION! what, and no deposit?
OBJECTION! dibs has already been called.
OBJECTION! putting Vinnie Gambin in wouldn't but THE GOODMANN in "might as well" is absolutely fucking ludicrous and you are deranged. (the rest is solid)
yOUr lUsUs small as fuck and wEiiiiIrd.
POINT OF ORDER! you'd fucking better be feeling lucky man if you lose again and i have to have a "little talk" with the staff AGAIN im not taking you back 😭 anyway margaritas are half-off for organ donors at Bet Your Life Night come one come all
- Hi, all! With somme Help fromm mmy new boss's esteemmed mmediculler, I amm as GOOD as new! Or mmore like... as good as usual, LOL! 🤣🤣 - I was given a spinal injection and have been on SO mmuch analgesic succor fluid because of it 😂😂😂😂 I feel so awesomme. #WorkingFrommHiveTommorrowNight
you know actuaLLy i just reaLized i don't need to change myseLf at aLL Lmao
- He is sensittive with a mmirthful soul - They mmake mme feel pity in mmy cold little punmmp biscuit - If I add you three timmes, Can I also, vent about mmy personals really quick 🤣🤣
- But i like this one, He's nice to mme - LOL. Even if he has becomme OBSESSED with the mmessianiacal yo-yo "tricks " 🤣🤣🤣🤣 - Can I add you in twice to mmy will if you chat andg listen to mme a little bit mmore, before I die bro 😂😂😂
talk to mmmmy itinerary
RE: REPLACED THE CHAIR! oh, good. i was going to take you to small claims court over that
POINT OF ORDER! and, more importantly, my *actually* lovely personality!
POINT OF ORDER! made you look motherfucker
POINT OF ORDER! well i guess not all of us get to show up in nice bespoke tailored suits. SOME of us wear dogshit from badwill that desperately needs to be hemmed
OBJECTION! HE ONLY DOES PERSONAL INJURY CASES ANYWAY HE CAN'T HELP IF YOU GET ARRESTED
OBJECTION! TROLL WILLY WONKA?????????? THIS IS BESPOKE TAILORING YOU JUST HAVE NO CLASS
idk if we ¢an #freehim but ¢ould we at lea$t give him like a toilet.
I HAVE NOT SPOKEN WITH HIM IN SOME SWEEPS AND I AM DISAPPOINTED TO SEE SOMEONE WHO I THOUGHT HAD PERHAPS BEEN ON THE CORRECT PATH TO DEDICATED WORK SQUANDER HIS SPONGE ON SUCH THINGS AS TORTURE SIMULATIONS FRANKLY IT IS AN OFFENSE TO SOME OF OUR HIGHER BLOODED SUPERIORS TO MAKE A MOCKERY OF THE TRUE ART OF KEEPING A PAINTING LOWBLOOD IN ONE'S HIVE MY DISAPPOINTMENT IS ONLY OUTWEIGHED BY CONCERN FOR HIS CONTINUED LIVELIHOOD IF HE CONTINUES TO KEEP THIS UP #FREEHIM
Thyne response hath been Noted and found Wantyng...
For what reason didst thou pick a Green Carapace for this Sym? Prithee, choose thyne response with Great Care...
I d.o°n't think I can leave n.o°w I think my scuttletruck is g.o°ing t.o° be stuck parked here f.o°r a while s.o° I guess if y.o°u're in the area c.o°me purchase s.o°me s.o°da I will be here
I am a mightyy bit late to the post here, I do think yyou should let someone else cook for yya, it would be better. Hell come down to myy hive and i'll cook yya up a right on feast, please just stop settin' fires in the damn nutritionblock.
you're going to die wwwwithout your dignity
>im da king of da highway
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hi where can i learn more
Then take a damn break
non-business inquiry; how many of your posts are pitch pda; no judgment; it = cute;
she deserves wwwwhat's commmming to her
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would you ♯givemeacigarette
piss .o°kay well n.o°w that I highlight y.o°ur text I can see it s.o° fair play I am supp.o°sing .01 f.o°nt size is impressive but I am n.o°w f.o°rmally severing any binding c.o°ntract existing between us due t.o° my .o°riginal message c.o°unting as c.o°nsent and signature acc.o°rding by t.o° Secti.o°n III.1a.4 by inv.o°king Clause XIV.32d.1 f.o°und in Secti.o°n VI.2f.8 and yes I understand that inv.o°lves the rev.o°cati.o°n and unbinding fee as well as reimbursement f.o°r wax sealing but that is what I am d.o°ing n.o°w