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mmmmore dreammmms about that gay fish
Wait. This is the wrong image. Please don't think less of me. - MC Oleana
Treating myself to an eXtravagant third meal after a very long, productive week. If you had the same drive, hustle, and work ethic, this could be you too. #Girlboss #Grind #Motivational #TreatYourself #Food #FoodPic #Delicious #Foodie #FoodLover #FoodCorn https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2cf366f6b734.png - MC Oleana
mmmmaybe she'll use mmmme as an ashtray if i mmmmake mmmmyself useful. fine i'll pick up the shovel it'll be a good thing to have on hand in case i decide it's your timmmme.
everyone has their friend wwwwho's wwwwillfully digging their owwwwn grave. i wwwwon't say anything though it'll be mmmmine too #loyalty
- Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Wommen they'r;e 🖐️
mmmmaybe i do need mmmmore slimmmme.
keep having this dreammmm of gutting the sammmme fish dowwwwn its pale underbelly, wwwwhaled bulb staring at mmmmine. wwwwonder wwwwhat that's about
｢gy-gyah! ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! Nani sore! Megane-san has never heard that name before...－(゜Д゜;)-ン!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nani sore means "who is that"! the east alternian language is so precise...]
OBJECTION! #manifesting
RE: ARENA STICKBALL BAT! better make it hurt. better kill me in one shot
READING ONTO THE RECORD! ah, the passive voice... because we both know *you* can't deal with me
i prommmmise this mmmmakes you commmme off as a wwwwell adjusted individual.
btwwww there is an online mmmmug store wwwwith a perigee mmmmugbox and i'mmmm looking forwwwward to mmmmy first one. 25% off your first four perigees wwwwith mmmmy code #KYS
obsessed mmmmuch?
(„• ᴗ •„) It's the thought that counts!
- Acsident
- Gngfhnmmmmd;'sdc #AngelsNutritionBlogk
'wwwwhat's in the cup' bongwwwwater #substances
࣪⊹₊˚{ ....i think i do miss my lusus tonight! };_;{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
OK GUYS LETS GET TH1S SH1T GO1NG #wareh1veoftorture #wrothestorment @gratu1tousAnnu1ty https://f1le.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cf1/off1ce%20block%20hallway.jpg
wwwwe have to kill the dealer
just one mmmmore round just one mmmmore frond i'll mmmmake it big i'll pay mmmmy tab
Congratulations. Out of respect for this accomplishment I will stay my hand away from the hate reaction for this chit. I sincerely hope you enjoy 'the club' and have no ulterior hope that you make any sort of fool of yourself there. Please have fun.
sad to see commmmrades desensitized to the screammmms of the tortured but it's better for everyone in the long run
wwwwait everyone wwwwas right resigning to mmmmisery IS the answwwwer
wwwwrote a thousand letterjummmmbles at sommmme point last light but i don't remmmmemmmmber a blink of it. mmmmicrosleeps on the schedule: 7.5
Now Im@gine If $he W@$ Big Enough To Dr@g You B@ck To Work 7ike @ Kit #fm7
- Everyone? Everyone. Please go ahead and take a look at the results of mmy latest prommotion. 😌 - Please go ahead and dispense your accolades/seething, mmalding envy accordingly. 🤗🤗🤲🤲😁 And BTW. - You can all start calling mme "SINGLESCAR" now. 😏😆 - https://i.ibb.co/60VLyfM8/IMG-9540.jpg
I'm not going to commit treason. I'm not going to commit treason. I'm not going to commit treason. I'm not going to commit treason. I love the empire and I would never commit treason. #DailyAffirmations - MC Oleana
ADDENDUM! which is why my stilts are impossibly cool & counter-culture & haute-couture in a bold, daring way for going against the norm
READING ONTO THE RECORD! my upcoming dissertation, "What The Fuck Is Tagora's Problem" is going to completely revolutionize modern pscyhiatry & philosophy
- Guysss I'mm sorrgy #AngelsNutritionBlock
CLOSING STATEMENT! then enjoy your lung cancer IN PEACE
POINT OF ORDER! & then you picked it back up because i am DIE MAD ABOUT IT
READING ONTO THE RECORD! THIS IS JUST THE IGNORANCE I SHOULD'VE EXPECTED FROM SOMEONE WHO COULDN'T PICK UP ON THE NUANCED SUBTEXT OF 50 MORE SHADES OF GRAY. ALSO CULL YOURSELF
every night i spent hours and hours reading wwwwhat can only be described as pure hoofbeastshit and it mmmmakes a bug wwwwish she wwwwas hatched in the timmmme wwwwhere her caste just chewwwwed wwwwood into paste #wwwwronggeneration
↘️i am so sorry for not being able to catch this image the second it was posted.↘️ ↗️I WAS LOCKED IN, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️but i am about to paint you an illustrious image.↘️ ↗️PICTURE ME, AN OFFICEDRONE↗️ ↘️(not like that)↘️ ↗️CREATING A SPREADSHEET TO PROPERLY ORGANIZE THE CHANGING SHIFTS OF MY LESSER COWORKERS.↗️ ↘️the trolls they scrape off the floor at nutrient consumption establishments and put to labor, as if they are capable of any thought higher than "i need to wake up tonight and suckle down a puck-shaped meat patty of debatable tenderness and also succulence."↘️ ↗️NOT ENTIRELY UNSIMILAR TO THE ALGAE AND THE OTHER MICROORGANISMS ADHERED TO YOUR BOAT.↗️ ↘️what i would give to be there with you.↘️ ↗️FOR POSSIBLY THE FIRST TIME IN MY SEVERAL SOLAR SWEEPS SPENT BASKING IN MY EMPLOYMENT, I AM WISHING I COULD FORSAKE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️i would literally give anything to be there.↘️ ↗️THE FIRST THING I AM NOTICING ABOUT THIS IMAGE IS NOT EVEN THE REFINED CLOTHING↗️ ↘️or lack thereof↘️ ↗️IT IS THE CRISP, UNDERSTATED LUXURY OF A GOOD SHIP.↗️ ↘️you have removed yourself from the color pallet typically denoting the royal lineage of your blood color.↘️ ↗️FORESAKEN THE TYPICAL SCHEME ASSOCIATED WITH THE RULING CLASS IN LIEU OF OPTING FOR HIGH VISIBILITY OPTICS AND A MORE MUTED, UNDERSTATED SENSE OF REGALITY.↗️ ↘️in removing the violet, you have only managed to make its presence more prominent.↘️ ↗️BY CONTRASTING YOUR FORM AGAINST THE PALE, STURDY FIGURE OF BOTH THE SHIP↗️ ↘️and that hunk of squishy, biologically inferior but ultimately still capable and vastly more responsible, human male meat↘️ ↗️YOU HAVE FURTHER STATED YOUR SOCIAL INFLUENCE AND INNATE BULB OF BUSINESS WITHOUT EVEN SAYING ANY WORDS.↗️ ↘️by lowering yourself, you have ascended.↘️ ↗️BY BEING STILL, YOU HAVE DONE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️you have fought a war without even lifting one of your muscular, strong prongs outward to command your army of underclassmen and pieces of bloodshed fodder to do your bidding.↘️ ↗️BUT YOU WOULD NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO TELL THAT MUCH, THE STARK LINE OF MUSCULATURE THAT EXTENDS FROM THE FLARE OF YOUR GILLS TO THE SLOPE OF YOUR TRUNKONOUS PECTORALS, STATING THAT YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT SOME KIND OF PASSIVE, LAZY MONARCH.↗️ ↘️you are an active ruler, an antagonist against those bathing themselves in the water of funemployment.↘️ ↗️A GREAT OCEAN FINBEAST, WITH ROWS OF FANGS SO NUMEROUS THAT THE ONLY THING I AM LEFT SAYING IS↗️ ↘️"we need a bigger boat."↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SMELLING BLOOD IN THE WATER, AN APEX PREDATOR WITH THE HONED PHYSIQUE AND BIOLOGY TO BACK IT UP.↗️ ↘️an essence of vicious business acumen that is sure to send every feeble investor and lesser-panned predator alike quivering in the wake of your attentions.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE MAKING WAVES, BOTH LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY, KNOCKING DOWN PROSPECTIVE ENEMIES BEFORE THEY HAVE EVEN DEIGNED TO↗️ ↘️foolishly↘️ ↗️RAISE THEIR WEAPONS AGAINST YOU.↗️ ↘️now, there is little in this image to dissect in regards to your fashion.↘️ ↗️I AM TYPICALLY QUICK TO PICK OUT THE FLATTERING CUTS OF MATERIAL, THE CURVATURE OF YOUR TAILORED UNIFORM, THE LOWLIGHTS THAT ARE TURNED INTO HIGHLIGHTS BY THE CAREFULLY MANUFACTURED AND CORPORATE IMAGE YOU HAVE BEEN PORTRAYING IN TANDEM WITH THE EVER-FLATTERING MISS CROCKER.↗️ ↘️you have bowed your crown, but it is solely for adjusting.↘️ ↗️HER DEDICATED, STRONG GRASP CAREFULLY ARRANGING THE PROVERBIAL, ORNATE GEMSTONES OF YOUR HEIRLOOM HATCHRIGHT.↗️ ↘️she possesses many of the traits that you do, a composition of two complete portfolios that has my coffers sweating preemptively at the idea of your↘️ ↗️LUCRATIVE DEALINGS.↗️ ↘️i cannot imagine what goes on behind the vertical support structures of your workblock.↘️ ↗️BUT I LITERALLY WISH WITH ALL OF MY PUSHER THAT ONE NIGHT I AM ABLE TO BE BROUGHT UP TO YOUR LEVEL↗️ ↘️temporarily ascended from the bottom by your firm, broad, guiding, principled, reassuring, smooth, capable, unyielding grasp↘️ ↗️TO "SIT IN" WHILE THE BIG BARKBEASTS DISCUSS PLOTS I CANNOT EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE↗️ ↘️let alone realize↘️ ↗️ON MY OWN TIME.↗️ ↘️i am salivating at the notion, my bodily excretions churning with the sluggish pumping of my↘️ ↗️THRUMMING BLOODPUSHER.↗️ ↘️like i was saying, there is little to denote about this particular serving of fashion and prestige.↘️ ↗️EVERYTHING IS LAID OUT IN ITS MOST SIMPLISTIC FORM, A FAVOR DONE TO ALL TREMBLE-NODED LESSERS.↗️ ↘️our thoughtsponges cannot process an overwhelming amount of information, and you are literally so gracious as to sample us only bite-sized morsels of what we are granted the privilege of witnessing.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SERVING UP LOOKS ON A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS.↗️ ↘️and i am living for it.↘️ ↗️I AM CHAMPING AT THE BIT FOR MORE, BUT YOU ARE RESPECTFULLY STRIPPING AWAY EVERY FROUGHT ASPECT WITH THE KINDEST REGARDS TO MY FLOUNDERING THOUGHTCAVERN.↗️ ↘️i do not know where i would be if it weren't for you, but i shudder to imagine.↘️ ↗️WHAT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME I WILL TAKE IN BOTH OPEN FONDLEPLANES AND DENOTE WITH AS FEW, SUCCINCT, ACUTE SENTENCES AS POSSIBLE.↗️ ↘️i do not want to make this "hypepost" overly wordy, as we all know that your caegar-squandering unpaid interns cannot possibly possess the IQ points necessary to read this.↘️ ↗️MUCH LESS TAKE IT ALL INTO THEIR DIGESTION CHAMBER AND RUMINATION GLAND FOR A PROPER BREAKDOWN OF THE STAUNCH WORDS OF TRUTH I AM SPITTING LIKE A WAD OF CHEWED RUBBER MASTICATION DEVICES ONTO THE GRASS.↗️ ↘️i have come to understand that "earth c", the planet you are calling home is devoid of all alternian glories↘️ ↗️BARRING YOUR CASTE-DESIGNATED FEATS OF DOMINATION AND ALSO CLASS↗️ ↘️but i can literally only imagine that your slackluster office staff's pans have been corroded by acid rain.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY SO MISFORTUNATE.↗️ ↘️the cut of your pure black swim trousers is possibly one of the most flattering i have ever seen.↘️ ↗️LIKE A WINDING RIVER THROUGH CHISELED, GREY ROCKS, GLISTENING WITH A SHEEN OF WATER↗️ ↘️and in your case↘️ ↗️ALSO PROBABLY SWEAT FROM THE HOT, BEATING HEAT OF EARTH'S UNBEARABLE BUT ULTIMATELY WALKABLE SUN↗️ ↘️i can track your line of influence.↘️ ↗️FROM THE STAUNCH JUT OF VIOLET THAT INFLECTS YOUR CLASS, DOWN THE GENTLE DIVOT OF YOUR BULGING PECTORAL LIFTMUSCLES, OVER THE LANDSCAPE OF YOUR ABDOMEN THAT DIVIDES ITSELF INTO CATEGORICAL DISPLAYS OF YOUR UNDERLAYER↗️ ↘️(abs)↘️ ↗️LIKE A PACKAGE OF PRE-SECTIONED AND PORTIONED GRUBLOAF, DOWN TO THE REINFORCED, WATER WICKING COVERINGS OF YOUR TOP-CLASS SWIM APPEAREL,↗️ ↘️your violet influence reigns supreme.↘️ ↗️THE SLIGHT SHEEN OF THE MATERIAL TO REFLECT THE RIBBINOUS LIFEFLUID THAT COURSES THROUGH YOUR THUNDEROUS VEINS, MATCHING PERFECTLY WITH YOUR GRUBSCARS AND FRILLED GILLMATERIAL↗️ ↘️is almost too perfect.↘️ ↗️YOUR SWIMSHORTS ARE PAYING DIVIDENDS.↗️ ↘️and housing heft funds, i am sure.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE REMISS TO NOT MENTION THE ADDITION OF YOUR OPPOSING-COLORED DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️in my pusher of pushers, i want to believe you are paying homage to your elite employee.↘️ ↗️THAT YOU ARE ENGAGING IN BASE-LEVEL FLATTERIFICS TO GAIN MY FAVOR, AS IF I AM NOT LITERALLY THROWING MYSELF TOWARDS THE SCREEN FOR EVERY PHOTOGRAPH YOU POST AND INTERACTION YOU DEIGN TO ALLOW ME TO HAVE WITH NONE OTHER THAN THE CEO OF AMPORACOIN AND ALSO OTHER STRENUOUS BUSINESSVENTURES.↗️ ↘️but i am not foolish, and i know i am not even deserving of this.↘️ ↗️I KNOW THAT YOU ARE SO SHARP AND HONED IN YOUR PERCEPTION OF OTHERS AND YOUR QUIVERING SIMP OF A SUBORDINATE THAT YOU KNOW THAT I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE IT.↗️ ↘️that i am worth nothing but five taps on your palmhusk screen and waffling acknowledgement.↘️ ↗️IF WE WERE MEETING SNOUT TO SNOUT, I WOULD NOT EVEN DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS YOU.↗️ ↘️i would instinctively hold mine, as to not suck up your valuable h2o and deprive others of sampling your glory through way of errant germspray and accident-sputum.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE SHAMEFULLY BLUE IN THE FACE.↗️ ↘️i also do not want you to accidentally smell the exhalation of my yoghurt and baked protein pellet in sweetened brown juicesludge odor, as my midshift meals have↘️ ↗️APPARENTLY↗️ ↘️made me unpleasant to inhale around.↘️ ↗️I AM "BURNING THE INNER FOLLICULAR LINING OFF OF FELLOW TROLLS' SCENTHOLES", ACCORDING TO INHUMANE RESOURCES.↗️ ↘️but that is unimportant, this is literally not even about me.↘️ ↗️IT IS ABOUT YOU.↗️ ↘️your honor.↘️ ↗️YOUR REGALITY.↗️ ↘️your superiority.↘️ ↗️YOUR DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️donning a color associated with a lower caste only designates that you are "real" and kind of "aloofly down to earth" with it.↘️ ↗️A PRIME ADVANTAGE OF MARKETING YOURSELF AS THE EVERYMANS' MAN IS THAT YOU ARE NOT JUST ERIDAN, BUT AN IDOL OF THE WORKING LABORS↗️ ↘️a bastion of those who devote themselves prong over grasper for you.↘️ ↗️I AM TRACKING BACK UPWARDS NOW TO YOUR NEWLY BEFITTED SPECTACLES.↗️ ↘️i myself am unable to don protective eyewear, as my vision has so entirely depreciated that i am likely to send myself plummeting from the highest level of my workblock if i were to put them on.↘️ ↗️AND IT HAS ONLY MADE ME MORE JEALOUS OF YOUR STUDIOUSLY DESIGNED SHADERS.↗️ ↘️the stark white carving of your symbol into the lenses do not do anything to impede your vision, i hope.↘️ ↗️BUT IF IT DID, I HAVE LITERALLY NO DOUBT THAT IT WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO BOTHER YOU.↗️ ↘️like an apex prowlerbeast, you do not need vision to know where to land your mark.↘️ ↗️YOU DO NOT NEED YOUR VITAL SENSES TO KNOW WHERE TO HEDGE YOUR BETS.↗️ ↘️(or your funds.)↘️ ↗️YOU ARE ABLE TO INTUIT IT INSTINCTIVELY THROUGH THE SHEER GUIDE OF THE PLATNIUM CARD BULGING A DENT INTO YOUR PADDED POCKETS.↗️ ↘️chumpchange, if you do not make the wisest investment.↘️ ↗️BUT I HAVE NOT KNOWN YOU TO MISS YET, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️i am eagerly awaiting your next post.↘️ ↗️THE NEXT PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT YOUR VISAGE CONTINUES TO APPRECIATE IN VALUE, A METEORIC RISE TO THE HIGHEST CLIMBS OF THE IMPERIAL STOCK BOARD, ALL ON MERIT OF YOUR EXUBERANCE AND↗️ ↘️dare i say↘️ ↗️SWWAG.↗️ ↘️please do not forget to tag me next time.↘️ ↗️THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THAT KEEPS ME INSPIRED TO PERSIST IN MY STARBOARD WORK ETHIC.↗️ ↘️your clout is groundbreaking, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️I HOPE THIS MESSAGE FINDS YOU WELL.↗️ ↘️signed,↘️ ↗️WROTHE AIARAY.↗️ ↘️your most devoted and overly eager wageslave.↘️ ↗️@caligulasAquarium ↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fda3e3773ca0.jpg ↘️
CROSS EXAMINATION! what, and no deposit?
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POINT OF ORDER! i have dibs
say wwwwhatever you wwwwant i knowwww you just can't stand to do things by yourself
I plan on it, because I honor terms and conditions. Now sleep.
POINT OF ORDER! sorry wait you dust your own gogdamn office?? YOUR COWORKERS' GOGDAMN OFFICE?? HAHAHHAHA unlike you, that's rich
OBJECTION! every place has more dust than residents thats how particles work
VOIR DIRE! gorgor are you telling us you really can't afford to soundproof even a prison cell under your office? lol
↘️i reserve my personal clothing washing and moisture wicking spin machines for my business attire, strictly.↘️ ↗️CASUAL, EVERY NIGHT WEAR DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY SPECIAL PREPARATION.↗️ ↘️it can remain on the floor.↘️ ↗️UNTIL THE SMELL OF SWEAT DISSIPATES.↗️
Disregarding the current topic of discussion for multiple reasons. I have spent the last several nights getting through work in silence, though I continue to wallow in regret over my behavior post-event at Fight Night.¹ Yes, I had fun. Yes, I still let out a hearty but restrained chuckle when I read certain messages from that night again, but that does not mean I will not always be ashamed of how I was acting. I find myself uncertain still as to whether I should attend the next fight night if I am so unable to help myself from losing my composure the moment I have a single sip² of something that I begin screaming at the top of my airsacks at the people in the ring, despite barely being conscious enough to recognize who they even are. ¹ #fightnight ² #substance
another night another notch in the tally another incremmmmental cinch of the noose #typicaltuesday
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Do you remember how we used to run
I would like to apologize for the chits I made last night while under the influence of pirate swill.¹ Not that I said anything necessarily terrible, it was all simply very embarrassing and reflected poorly on me as a professional. I am considering not attending the next #fightnight as it seems I cannot be trusted to stay away from things that are not good for me², though I'll play it by ear and see if by the next time it rolls around, I have forgiven myself for being a bumbling buffoon. I will, however, not apologize to a certain tealblood with whom I had a long argument with in the replies of a chit, because it was very amusing to see how worked up he got and I still stand by that. ¹ #substance ² See the first citation.
Put yourself in the background yearning. Then I will admit it is accurate.
Hm. Well I was going to share a photo of my lusus with the dashboard, however it seems I have been once again cosmically one-upped and beaten by forces that conspire against me before I could get a chance to. Now I would look like a copycat, or worse yet, like I chit only out of spite.
And I will promptly driveyou under my shoe into the dirt so hard it fuses sub atomically to your body
drinking isn't enough i'mmmm eyeing the dirty sopor in mmmmy recuperacoon #vaguepost #substances
Part of me feels as if I've done something wrobg. I also cannot actually leave tyhe venue as I am engaged in a battle against someone to see who will cave and leave first, and I will notlose.
And I would have LOVED to take off my shirt and participate in a crowing cluckbeast fight for your amusement. Because I know you would have beenglued to it. But unfortunately now we both sit trapped here.
Youhad your chance to get in thr ring and do just that. You missed it.
An excellent job at answering the question, Tagira. Ik ow I am beside myself with inebriation. I wll not be embarrassed about it tomorrow night , unlike certain individuals. Which is a good point. It is very rich of you to be saying any of this when you entered my directmesaggeslike this not long ago.
Which little friend is that? Unlike you, people dotrend to gravitate words me as I don't scamr, them.
You would have to take it direcly from ,y pocket.Wbich is not happening. As I am significantly taller and stronger than you.
Fuck. It is null and void. I can respectt hat.And concede to it. But that changes nothing about anything else I said.
I heardsomeone enter the venue and say you're their lawyer. Perhap I should warn them you are a weasel instead. And that you are going t charge them for every ceagar they are worth. Maybe that will ge tyou angry enough to step in the ring. ¹¹² + 3656W6535387635876369658767689086790568798697086976789897678698679086706986769085760986709856709856709866709866086607986706986609860867906869086
And makea fool of myself in this venue? You would love that. I wouldn't stoop tothat level. + 88576578690²3887735764768386478936387986387²70² You are extremely angry that I keep charging higher than you.
You look immature. Like a wriggler.¹ Or a freshly pupated post-pubescent child.² I can see you over there, looking just like that. ¹ You are using citttation wrong. ² Two citations of the same number is stupd. 3 + 500000000000000000000000000000 You look ridiculous over there fee.
It'll serve you well nt to talk about my cud, thank you. Have some decorum. Here you are talking about professionalism while looking at your palmhusk during a match. What if you miss something good? Am I tht much more appealing than the match to you? Behave. + 4008 I can likely do it longer.
I am more thn capable of collectingm yself to enter the ring. Watch me collectmyself: Hello Tagora. I hope I get to fight tonight so you can watch.
In a fight. I meant. One on oe with fists. But frankly I would rathert you watch me fight. Since you have sucha n obsession with me shirtless.
↗️I HAVE ONCE AGAIN PROVEN THAT I AM AN INFERIOR SPECIMEN OF AN INDIGOBLOOD.↗️ ↘️i am so different from members of my caste and perhaps even the wider hue that i am preemptively vibrating with shame, my support column bowed in acknowledgment that i am deskjockey first, adequate troll second.↘️ ↗️MY GRAND SUPERIOR APPROACHED MY DESK, WHILE I WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE THIS FRUITLESS CONNECTION TO MEMBERS OF MY OWN SUBSERVIENT ILK, AND HESITATED.↗️ ↘️a gropeplane raised, he could not even bare to strike me for my obvious display of slackery.↘️ ↗️HE WAS TOO BEWILDERED BY THE DAMPNESS OF MY HEADSTEM AND AUDACITY TO CONSUME VALUABLE OFFICE HOURS WITH THIS VENTURE, THAT HE COULD NOT EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE CRUELTY.↗️ ↘️he could not look me in the bulbs when i turned, and this slipped to the carpet.↘️ ↗️I AM EXPERIENCING EVERY LAYER OF SHAME RIGHT NOW.↗️ ↘️i feel no connection to this indigo-typical beastsona, even if i have tried to ascribe to it features that are characteristics solely of me.↘️ ↗️IF YOU ARE DISTURBED BY MY LATENT ATTEMPTS AT RELATABILITY, YOU MAY ADMONISH ME.↗️ ↘️do not hold back.↘️ ↗️@naughtyTechnician ↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91d8b1c35d08.png ↘️
exhausted? that's your sign to keep pushing. forget carnal pleasures and the mmmmemmmmory of a body that doesn't hurt—that's pupa stuff. once you're a real immmmago, pain is as essential as air. nowwww if i ever say this wwwwith a straight face just knowwww i'mmmm too far gone and it's timmmme to give up on mmmme
hatching up a schemmmme that wwwwill let mmmme get everything i've ever wwwwanted. wwwwill keep you updated
- Hi, all! With somme Help fromm mmy new boss's esteemmed mmediculler, I amm as GOOD as new! Or mmore like... as good as usual, LOL! 🤣🤣 - I was given a spinal injection and have been on SO mmuch analgesic succor fluid because of it 😂😂😂😂 I feel so awesomme. #WorkingFrommHiveTommorrowNight
LEAVE ME ALONE! GRAHHH. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/72724fb3c6db.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d17d73bfdb1e.jpg
- I';mm starting feel better! Whoo! 🙌🤗 #Lidocaine #Lidocaine
- Oh noooooo they ar going to find out about mmy caste-abnornal feebltieis and sickly nature and put mme down 🤣🤣🥹🤣😭😭😭 #Ermm
- Oh yessssssss! Thank😁👏
- Can you call mme mmediculler that can swimm
- I wish you were on mmy side longer Tagorga - I think i would've been in less potential legal trouble over all for all the things I've done
- My lusus really wanted mme to fight with a sword - But mmy armms were always, too weeak and un-olively 😆😆 - Did you know I barely passed mmy Grub Trials? And Maturation Ordwals 😆😆😆 When they told mme to kill that guy, I kind of only passed because he hesitated! And I didn't,, LOL #TheEarlyFeatherBeast
mmmmy old mmmmistress jealousy is on the palmmmmhusk and shes telling mmmme to kill everything thats ever lived. wwwwonder wwwwhat thats about
- He is sensittive with a mmirthful soul - They mmake mme feel pity in mmy cold little punmmp biscuit - If I add you three timmes, Can I also, vent about mmy personals really quick 🤣🤣
- @taxCollector Gagora - I need you to update (mmy last willmm and testamment 😆😆🤣
I am working on a very intensive, several paragraph long post that is bound to change how you, the reader, feels about everything you have ever believed. I am putting together bits of information, extrapolated or directly cited and placed in a single post which encompasses every pressing concern you and I have ever had. In writing it I have realized many things about myself, from the moment I was hatched to the moment I sat down to begin typing it. I should only need roughly 40 minutes to type it all out, so as long as there is no imminent site foreclosures or other forms of refresh that could delete it, it will be done soon.
shocker considering his lovely personality
POINT OF ORDER! well i guess not all of us get to show up in nice bespoke tailored suits. SOME of us wear dogshit from badwill that desperately needs to be hemmed
OBJECTION! i can sue my best friend whenever i want
OBJECTION! TROLL WILLY WONKA?????????? THIS IS BESPOKE TAILORING YOU JUST HAVE NO CLASS
i just need to survive mmmmy ordeals and get a decent job and do mmmmy laundry and stretch consistently and stop napping every 45 mmmminutes and then drink mmmmyself into oblivion to forget any of it mmmmatters and then get absolutely nasty instead. and by nasty i mmmmeanbmmmmy stommmmach hurts #substances
This (#yourgoblin) Is What I Look Like By The Way. If You Even Care.
I am a mightyy bit late to the post here, I do think yyou should let someone else cook for yya, it would be better. Hell come down to myy hive and i'll cook yya up a right on feast, please just stop settin' fires in the damn nutritionblock.
Do ot)(er people )(ave fantasies about me impregnating t)(em???? #nsfw
you're going to die wwwwithout your dignity
Apologies for my mess of a post from last night. I decided to get some proper sleep after passing out (which was the fault of my own overexertion rather than the post made by the Rankmaid, even if that was the nail in the proverbial cullbox. I do not fault her for my own inability to handle the things she posts.) and I feel much more refreshed and active tonight. I have a busy schedule, consisting of mostly updates to my human and cherub compendiums, which I have been leaving by the wayside in recent nights due to my focus in honing my fighting and swashbuckling skills¹. Tonight will focus largely on that, and then towards the end I have a meeting with a certain troll to continue my training. ¹ Both of which are going very well.
I do not have the energy to type a post of my usual length. I am very sore, in every single muscle of my body. Therefore I am turning in earlier than usual unless I am too captivated by the Chittr feed to sleep.
- i just woke up ina suitcase
I should turn off my my palmhusk and focus on the matter at hand. However, the matter at hand is also on their palmhusk and keeps making posts whole being as hand, and I have found it entirely necessary to continue to check my timeline to be sure I can see those posts.
A sleepover? I have heard that term before - an informal way to describe a gathering of friends wherein multiple young trolls stay up past daybreak and sleep in the same space. Something I personally never experienced as I did not have a group of companions through the ages of my first molt the the sweeps subsequent, however it is refreshing to see that even in our older sweeps there are still trolls willing to engage in something simply for the fun of it.
https://i.postimg.cc/pLhbPXLc/Untitled²³6-²0²604¹0¹844³6.png I will keep this post brief as to not overshadow the image. I am still hard at work - but any feedback on my form, information on trainers, or comments otherwise would be greatly appreciated. ( #nsfw ? Perhaps, for my bare-naked upper body. )
Oh! Thank you. It is a welcome change to have your support for once. Seeing as this is a rare change from the status quo, I believe I have no choice but to do exactly that. I hope that there will be plenty of people willing to provide useful feedback. If not, I suppose I will simply need to document the steps of my journey for my own sake.
I have not slept through the day for two total days thus far. This is not an intentional choice. I am suffering from some sort of something-induced insomnia which is preventing me from properly drifting off to sleep whenever I get in my recuperacoon and attempt to let the slime take me to the next night, I find myself floating in silence, unable to focus my mind enough to do so. This has been, frankly, a very frustrating development and it is hindering both my professional and personal lives. If anyone has any advice, please let me know.
and to think that this timmmme next swwwweep I'll be brewwwwing beanwwwwater in a breakblock that doesn't smmmmell like wwwwet barkbeast
is that a heavy blunt object in your frond or are you just here to staple sommmme posters to the wwwwall
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c18d22db47cb.png https://youtube.com/shorts/Aq3OQrPcVV4Y #eridanwweek #imcoming #bouncingonit #iwwantcandy
[ IN CONFIDENCE ] What do you mean you saved that file direct to your husktop's folders and not in the ScarePoint with preset permissions. I am going to cull you.
another night another—does anyone else hear the wwwwhistling fall of a giant object directly over our heads