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Head of HR said they wanted my "#BusinessTip". #WhatThatMean
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The plans in motion I have are: A) Sinister B) Devious C) Nefarious D) Mischevious
You wouldn't have time for a #DailyQuest if you had a #FullTimeJob.
Being Old Enough To Have Seen /the/ Execution Is Certainly A Fun Little Story To Bring Up Every Now And Again.
POINT OF ORDER! humans on this site are always out here kinning things... having comfort characters... etc. why don't you try kinning success. My only comfort character is cold hard cash.
POINT OF ORDER! jury nullification is out. jury yassification is in
sup chittr naysh im gonna take a fat rip and work on some music lmao #substance
Funnier Than Me On My Own Post. #positive #deathbystoning
I Wish You Luck With Your Polyamorous Professional Life.
The easiest solution to the One Lies, One Tells the Truth dilemma is to assume everyone is lying, everyone hates you, everyone is out to get you, and if you do what you were going to do they will kill you.
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! i like this post because apparently the answer is yes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/43af17ffbe5b.jpg
I have never and will never be worried about anything. Me, meet lotus.
and yet people have the gall to apologize to mmmme on your behalf.
no slop in the mmmmorning. tadashi in mmmmourning.
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Do You Want To Borrow My Ball Room For A Reunion Party Dearie?
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Lik£, on£ of th£ lik£ nic£ things about not b£ing lik£, so focus£d on lik£, my music now that JILARVA£ is lik£, ov£r is lik£, b£ing abl£ to r£conn£ct with c£rtain trolls, lik£. OMG! ;P lik£, still str£am JILARVA£ though, lik£. LOL! <3
OBJECTION! #manifesting
RE: "PERJURY"! A STALE OBLONG MEAT PRODUCT THAT'S BEEN SITTING OUT IN THE OPEN FOR NIGHTS
LYING ONTO THE RECORD! @taxCollector 1 oblong meat product. ideally with condiments but idgaf
FWD: A SIGNIFICANT ADVANTAGE! like this chit if you are my friend & want to know what i would be willing to betray you over
READING ONTO THE RECORD! it's always so sad to see people betraying their friends for no reason. couldn't be me: i only betray my friends when it gives me a significant advantage
#SheCanDoIt
hole?
did anyone else wake up yearning (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid arisen, i need a cigarette, #substance, archive rating: M)
RE: ARENA STICKBALL BAT! better make it hurt. better kill me in one shot
OPENING ARGUMENT! first off, through the power of unimaginable violence, all things are possible. so jot that down
you've just legit got nothing better to do, huh. send the files
can i get a copy this sOUnds funny as fuck
- Somme of you folks post like you don't even care that a potential emmployer could end up on your page... I mmean, you do you, of course. 😀🤣 - Couldn't be mme though! 😂😂😂👍 #MindingMyDigitalTrotPrint
now tAkIng hit and run rEquEsts
An.o°ther night an.o°ther n.o°nacaegar #grindset
@glitteringacuity @taxcollector If You Can Get @terriblefate ’s Name Change Forms Unfrozen And Approved Within The Next Week I’ll Pay Quadruple Your Regular Fee. The Poor Fuck’s Name Is “bucket Cumjar” edit: Please Help @janitorialexcretions Too #nsfw
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈0 — @[HONK]istMint (UGH. AUTOCENSOR.) Mintyl Tsurga *TEN!* That’s TEN WHOLE posts a(p)out people-palavering and it hasn’t even been a WEEK yet! Someone, get me an ENERGY SLUDGE. FLAT WHITE, TWENTY SUGARS. This momentous occasion calls for a TERRIBLE PARODY. Here I go: (To the tune of Bring me to Life by Evanes Scence. The camera gradually zooms into Mintyl’s face. He’s smiling like he’s being made to.) How can you see into my bulbs Like office doors? Leading you ↓ the Skorpe System Where I’ve a corp’rate smile Working a job (oooh) Has got to be so exhausting But at least you get to ★ On, a Show Mintyl T (he’ll solve your pickles) The Lonescar (he could eat them too) MINTYL Chittr’s most agreeable admin… Injury (and yearning to boot) Hit his head (digital printfoot) TSURGA Save me from the white collar I wear… Wasn’t that so FUN? No? OK MAN, [HONK] YOU TOO. Stale news can’t get any blander, let’s Take A Gander at Mintyl Tsurga! (YAY!) Oh meez. We’ve technically got a mini TV celebrity here! AND a hard worker! We ♥ a guy who can get on that WORK AND VYEGRIND simultaneously. Two (⒉) trick hoofbeasts are better than one (⒈)! Mintyl is a face of faith in these perpetually trying times. Got an issue tugging at your legs? He gets PAID to solve it! (I HOPE!) Stop on by to watch him make #RELATABLE posts to convince you everything is A-OK! He unequivocally enjoys his job! In an open plain of stretching opportunity, he’s on a mission to be COMPETENT! Admit it, his use of emojis makes you smile. His people-ready tone is perfectly expressed through text, which should be cla-s-sed as a feat in itself. “I can make anything a little bit better if I keep ↑ a CAN-DO ATTITUDE!” is probably a motto that scoops him out the ‘c↑e better than his raw thoughts. (Yipe!) There’s no arguing with that mindset. But don’t be fooled like I was! My first cursory skim through his account had me thinking how nice he was, but as you take a closer look... oh damn, this guy can be SERIOUSLY PAS-SIVE-AGGRESSIVE. Total cognitive dissonance with the ↑beat energy and choice language! But them’s the subsequental cogs of the big workhive TIME MECHANISM, METHINKS. Perchance. I mean this with as much affection as you can convince yourself this has——you give off the energy of the Staplaragonical Employee. Always contorting and twisting to be a better version of yourself. Someone who isn’t just the anterior doormat. Promotions and tasks galore, YES PLEASE! At least you WANT to believe that it makes you OKAY. I’m certain it’s all a barely-stifled pretense. I mean no ILL WILL with that TRUTH SPILL; whatever makes it easier to cope with life! And no one likes a sour worker. Don’t bite the hand that PAYS you, →? LOL. LOL… (I don’t want to get ANYONE in corporational hot water with this part, so I've redacted it. Just try your best, OK? Rooting for you!) Your countenance muscles must hurt from all the smiling. I hope things turn ↑ soon. (SUSPECTED CLA-S-SPECT: MAGE OF RAGE?) Be sure to give this ray of moons shine a BIG BIG FOLLOW AND A ⒌ SCAR REVIEW ON YELP. Get well soon! #gandertag
Very awkward energy at the Rouzze Tower offices today. It's Bring Your Auspictices to Work Day. Cubicles are overcrowded and everyone is being suffocatingly passive-aggressive. - MC Oleana
READING ONTO THE RECORD! just saying, if MY hive had a hallway that took 5½ minutes to walk down, i would not be ungrateful
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! Even those twinkling tears look beautiful on you The day we part will come eventually Let's do it over if we can JUST YOU & ME Except, I can't... I'm on my way to court Turn the wheel left at the corner & there's The courthouse! SO! Let's get drunk on the thrill that's about to start Courthouse show! I was going to have a SALTY DOG with you But now I quench my thirst with a glass of GUILTY Where's this love headed? To find your answer... Either go ask the wind... ...Or better yet, go ask Herr Forehead! #lyricsposting
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #outglutmasquerade 4 cycles https://files.catbox.moe/4z876h.png ]
o my sweet fuckin christ why cant this be my life rn :( https://i.ibb.co/214h9Q7Y/image.png
i am not teal but may i come as my matesprites plus one to t+e next
I ALMOST WAS NOT WITH YOu. uNTIL THE PART WHERE YOu SPECIFIED THIS WAS GOING TO BE FRAuD. THE PROFIT PART. WAS SIMILARLY PROMISING. YOu'RE IN.
↘️okay i will not.↘️
↗️I HAVE INSERTED MY FONDLEGRASPER INTO A JAR OF VINEGAR-DRENCHED OBLONG VEGETABLES.↗️ ↘️to retrieve a single, shiny caegar.↘️ ↗️HOWEVER, MY CLOSED FIST IS TOO LARGE FOR ME TO EXTRACT OUT OF THE JAR.↗️ ↘️they are telling me if i release the caegar, i am free to go.↘️ ↗️BUT I AM NOT ABOUT THAT LIFE.↗️ ↘️a caegar saved is a caegar earned.↘️ ↗️AND I AM DEEP INTO MY GRINDSET.↗️
To 4ny of schol4rs s331ng th1s m3ss4g3.. l3t 1t b3 known th4t l3ctur3s h4v3 b33n #c4nc3ll3d I h4v3 found mys3lf too f4r gon3 1n th3 d3l1c1ous dr1nks l3ft for m3 4s 4 g1ft. #subst4nc3 #1kn3w1tw4stoogoodtob3tru3
OK GUYS LETS GET TH1S SH1T GO1NG #wareh1veoftorture #wrothestorment @gratu1tousAnnu1ty https://f1le.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cf1/off1ce%20block%20hallway.jpg
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@taxCollector Easy S.
I refuse to indulge another fleeting masturbatory trend on this feed. I will NOT be partaking in "Smash" or "Pass." However. ... Like this chit and I will assign you "S" or "P." ... For these purposes, they refer to "sponge" and "pound" cake, respectively. :|
I d.o° n.o°t like p.o°sting pictures .o°f myself much but this is the best I have with my lusus she has unf.o°rtunately passed but she raised me well with my g°o.o°d w.o°rk ethic and dedicati.o°n t.o°wards the empire happy whatever we call this night https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/bf82128dbb68.png
just one mmmmore round just one mmmmore frond i'll mmmmake it big i'll pay mmmmy tab
m¡ght as well throw a 'hark' ¡n there too next t¡me
fuck y𖤉u c⟢nt spring perch⟢nce ⟢nd thrice 𖤉ut in the club n𖤉 n𖤉tice
ᐖ PERᑈHANᑈE ᐛ
gOrgOr what the fuck ArE yOU dOIn man
Congratulations. Out of respect for this accomplishment I will stay my hand away from the hate reaction for this chit. I sincerely hope you enjoy 'the club' and have no ulterior hope that you make any sort of fool of yourself there. Please have fun.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ In the midst of all these confessions-- I wanted to announce something! Now that the #OutglutGame has been finished, the reward has been found! The #OutglutMasquerade. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/OUTGLUTMASQUERADE1.png More details in the site below. https://outglutobserver.neocities.org/finale ]
࣪⊹₊˚{ MAAAIM, I SAY!!!! }⟡o⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ }⟡o⟡{ }⟡o⟡{ }⟡o⟡{ MAIM!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
for the record i hang out wwwwith himmmm not because his taste in mmmmen is sommmmehowwww wwwworse than his taste in cigarettes, but because anyone else wwwwould cull mmmme outright for the quality of mmmmy drafts
asked @taxCollector for a bummmm and this wwwwas on mmmmy desk wwwwhen i cammmme back. https://wwwwwwwwwwww.immmmage2url.commmm/r2/default/immmmages/1778260924280-36718ce2-ef55-4260-be50-64ce71028ea1.jpg
- LOL... I love this one... anyone else?? 😆 #BlackRomm #GetPitchyWithIt - https://i.ibb.co/ZR5fX1ns/immage.png
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𓁺 JUST C4UGHT ON3 OF TH3S3 1D1OTS TRY1NG TO US3 41 TO 4NSW3R TH3 KNOWL3DG3 T3ST. 41RLOCK T1M3 FOR YOU! #V1OL3NC3 #D34TH 𓁺
Have any "god tiers" considered licencing out the ad space on their heroic, billowing capes? Asking out of personal interest. #Business #Advertisment https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/32b71f6b92e9.png - MC Oleana
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𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, Taking a long sopor bath and putting on my favorite yaoi anime, a grubtube lets play of troll ace attorney two. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
I'm a strong, fearsome troll, and they're not about to put me in the torture cylinder. #DailyAffirmations - MC Oleana
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
- Good evening, everybody! 👋😁 Has anyone else tried this before? 😯 - https://i.ibb.co/PGTrkSkG/immage.png
#yourbeast #wholesome
even though im extremely sick dont forget to celebrate #megidomay day 6 by ramming your head into some walls as if you have our superior horn shape! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, concussionplay, bedridden!rankmaid, archive rating: G)
It H@$ It'$ Up$ @nd Down$ Cert@in7y! He C@n M@ke Him$e7f @ Nui$@nce By Phy$ic@77y Di$rupting Me, But He I$ @7$o Big Enough I C@n $nugg7e Into Hi$ Den With Him If I $o Choo$e. Pro$ @nd Con$
many such cases
$he I$ Biting You @nd Biting You @nd Biting You @nd Biting You
okay 8ut have you considered, she IS cute...may8e she's right
I Would Like To Preface That This A Tier List Of Taste, I Do Not Give Two Damns Who Thinks They're Superior Due To The Colors In Their Blood Stream. aside From That All Of You Taste Good Truthfully I Just Happen To Have Preferences. https://i.postimg.cc/yy94jqxh/screenshot-20260506-143251.png
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i've said it before & i'll say it again. my matesprit needs to share my passion for spreadsheets, my moirail needs to share my passion for email, my auspistice needs to share my passion for goregle calendar, & my kismesis needs to share my passion for gambling. & also playing #tmtg is a very serious prerequisite for any quadmate. #st&ards
I don't need to be congratulated. But it is still nice to hear. - MC Oleana
#MacroCullsmos #BrandLoyalty #Professionalism #MyBoss https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2312ea7389c.png - MC Oleana
I'm not going to commit treason. I'm not going to commit treason. I'm not going to commit treason. I'm not going to commit treason. I love the empire and I would never commit treason. #DailyAffirmations - MC Oleana
No, you cannot hav≡ a rai§≡. No, it i§n’t appropriat≡ to play mu§ic loudly in your cubicl≡. No, you may not hav≡ tim≡ off for bonding withdrawal§. No you may not walk around th≡ offic≡ with your §t≡p prong§ bar≡ to th≡ world. Y≡§, you may hav≡ tim≡ off for car≡ of Lu§u§. No, you may not vi§it your quadrant mat≡ from accounting. ———————————————————— [CA§≡: 3026 | §TATU§: Di§dainful | LOG: th≡§≡ ar≡ ju§t §om≡ r≡curring qu≡§tion§ admin ha§ to fi≡ld, d≡§pit≡ b≡ing in §uch a high po§ition within inhuman≡ r≡§ourc≡§. th≡§≡ troll§ hav≡ cl≡arly n≡v≡r familiariz≡d th≡m§≡lv≡§ with th≡ chain of command. ≡nd not≡.]
#GeeTagWhyDoYouLeaveWorkToGoDoWhatsBasicallyASecondJob #OhYouknow #ItsJustForMyPerversions
You mean that you feel compelled to send her to war? - MC Oleana
unironically one of my favorite pokemon
:33< sooo cute!!!
If you're tagging your own chitt #True, then it must be. - MC Oleana
࣪⊹₊˚{ omg waaaait, true! this is like, JUUUUST like me! }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ https://i.ibb.co/m5kj3P9V/image.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! tell the nameless enforcers i said hello, won't you? it's been too long since i've seen them
I do not have anything appropriate to say at this time. I apologize.
SIDEBAR! i was going to be snippy back & we'd have one of our great battles for the ages but i'm genuinely too amused by the image you've conjured of nameless, judgemental people using a measuring blade on anyone they see who looks just over 5' just to double check they're 5'1 & not 5'2, because 5'2 (5'3 with the horns) is just too much
I'm only three apples tall!
I am 1 foot!!
Unreal Heiress, play WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! by RAYE. On loop.
Ugh. The photocopier is jammed with viscera again. #Mondays - MC Oleana
the women. of bikini bottom. deserve. so much better.
N31TH3R D1D SH3!!! HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/F1SH.PNG
SH3 JUST W4NT3D TO 3NJOY H3R MOV13!!!! >:[
࣪⊹₊˚{ girl, if your matesprit is spending too much time with his moirail, that could only mean one thing.... }^o^{ }^u^{/ }⟡_⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
What the fuck was I going on about flan for.
AAAAALRIGHT CAMPERRRRRS! TONIGHT WE DROP THE OFFICIAL ROSTER OF THE NEXT SEASON OF TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAAAAAND! #TOTALDRAMAISLAND #TOTALDRAMAISLANDINTERNATIONAL
POINT OF ORDER! just to clear up a common misconception, bribery is perfectly legal as long as you pay enough. to the right trolls.
A RAPID FIRE SUMMATION OF MY OPINIONS ON VARIOUS METHODS OF CAKE DECORATION. Part one of ???. VINTAGE LAMBETH CAKES. Starting off on a complimentary note. Ah, my sweet Lambeth. Do give Lambeth Method of Cake Decoration and Practical Pastries by Mr. Joseph A. Lambeth himself a read if you're ever looking to expand your horizons. When done skillfully and with a tactful selection of colors, this layered piping method, all buttercream, can BOTH harken back to timeless luxury AND hop aboard whatever stupid internet aesthetic trend you've decided to embody until all its juice has run out on social media and you're stood holding the dry husk of those Walmart Valentine cakes. Heck, even done UNskillfully, I find the execution charming. The uneven shells and scrolls, all layered together, still culminate in a hot homemade mess worth digging into. Sisters, not octuplets. My ONLY CRITICISM. You will have to discard uneaten frosting at the end of your slice. The frosting ratio is imbalanced due to the superficial demands of the style. But you will find that the hours of intricate detailing smooth your psyche into a flat, winding path upon which you may cruise away the empty afternoon. Unfulfilled housewives with a #substance problem, this is the method for you. Forget your useless husband and children exist as you perfect the sugar fleur de lis. Also, color composition matters in this method matters. The MORE colors you use, the further you drift from cake couture to... homemade-fancy-frill? Monochromatic is most formal. Base color with white trim is cocktail attire. Base color plus different color trim (usually in pastels) is down to semiformal. Adding fruit knocks you down another peg. You will find this timeless method coupled with a myriad of ridiculous internet trends, as all metaphorical reheated nachos are wont to be. See: the bleeding heart-shaped cake with the knife sticking out. Something something Taylor Swift. Frankly, I say send her rear end back to country music. She's not doing anything for the pop genre in which she's been granted residency. Anyhow, try frosting a Lambeth sometime. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ace092e2fe0d.png
A RAPID FIRE SUMMATION OF MY OPINIONS ON VARIOUS METHODS OF CAKE DECORATION. Part two of ???. Did I say rapid fire? I meant colonial musket speed. This one's going to be a compilation. Lambeth deserved his own post for reasons I hope are self-explanatory. SEPARATED TIER CAKES are most commonly depicted as VINTAGE WEDDING CAKES. You can probably imagine for yourself my reaction to the transformation of a fully edible dessert into something half-plastic, rendered more of a decorative centerpiece. Actually feels like a concession in luxury and labor. But trust me when I say it is nothing compared to those enormous wedding cakes made almost entirely of frosted styrofoam minus the base portion to be cut by the bride and groom. On all that is holy, there is a special place in Hell awaiting those who partake in THAT dullheaded custom. ... I do so love those vintage wedding toppers. Always pictured my own. ... Started doodling. Got distracted. MOVING ON. On the flip side, MINIMALIST CAKES. Can be frosted smoothly without the additional frills, perhaps with a simple texture. May only be crumb-coated. May only be jam-filled with frosting, fruit, or powdered sugar on top. If you were going for rustic- congratulations, you've arrived. If your goal was elegance, you had better hope and pray for a surgeon's hands as you smooth those edges. The well-made cake, inherently, is already a beautiful artifact. It is the natural instinct not to want to make up that which already sports perfect bone structure. Hat on a hat. Some people are into the hat-stacking dealie, if certain fatherly forums are to be believed, but let us give props to doing just enough and no more than that. ARGH. I keep looking at wedding cake toppers. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e73372b1570.png
Ok I am undispo indisposed for about an hour dur to circumstances. I will continues with my various baking opinions when my faculties can be scraped offiof the floor. Concept: a big ass fucking flan. What if we do one.
More than a baking rant coming. A baking tirade, if you will.
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! aurafarming wednesday on a saturday (are the TDII casters seeing this? i have charisma, i'm telling you, *charisma*!) httpsᴹ://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eec3515a877a.jpg
just got an ImportAnt text. mEAnt to add "ExcEpt tAgorA" at the end thErE.
Ahem. Due to several auditions having been submitted for TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL without the final tapes being published to the feed, @starPower and I are allowing an emergency final 24 hours for any remaining submissions. Please feel free to message me directly with any inquiries. See @starPower's pinned post for submission details. The broadcast will begin on May 11th. See you there!
After receiving feedback from my Antisocial Media Mangleger, I have created a #Meme. Feel free to share your thoughts. #Funny #Humor #Lulz https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/adde5af682df.jpg - MC Oleana
◌ https://i.postimg.cc/VLbfwqhq/Untitled274-20260502181233.png Fortunately, OZA-TAP takes private security almost as seriously as we take clean air. ( #gore, #violence to be safe. ) ⧂
I'M NXT A CXWARD. #YAOI IS THE XNE WHX ABANDXNED ME. #YAOI IS THE XNE WHX HAS EMBITTERED ME. #YAOI IS THE XNE WHX HAS #SHIPBAITED AND #QUADBAITED ME TX THE END XF MY ESCAPE ROPE. I'M NXT A CXWARD. THE CXWARDS ARE ALL THE AUTHXRS WHX REFUSE TX CANXNIZE MY SHIPS. - MC Oleana
Lol. Link + I didn't say that + You're bald
URGENT PRESIDENTIAL ALERT Anyone on the team of my esteemed Cabinet-member, Meenah, who is not pulling their weight will be DRAWN and QUARTERED and dawn. You will be faced with divine retribution the likes of which you have never seen. I will make the Vietnam war look like chump change. For those of you who have heard of D-Day, this will be A-Day. #angelsnutritionblock
that's a big fuckin' cluckbeast holy shit.
Breaking my vow of silence. That's how serious it is, this time. I've been pushed to the edge. Kishimoto-sensei can't keep getting away with this. #Sasunaru #Yaoi #OTP #Quadbaiting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bff92a7ad4bf.png - MC Oleana
lik£, £xactly! OMG.
Lik£ OMFG!! Lik£, y£ah!!! Lik£ OMG it lik£, SUCKS lik£, th£y lik£, don't g£t to lik£ comm£nt on my boss, and lik£, my f££lings for lik£, my boss. UGH!! th£y'r£ lik£, h£althy for m£ but lik£, what£v£r!! >;/
Oh th£y lik£, think th£yr£ lik£, som£body. OMFG https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/stupidlusus.png
bAdAss. i'll tAkE any dibs i can get. don't dIE yet thOUgh i hAvE plans.
Computer, make these guys self-starters, and focused on advancing their careers. - MC Oleana
Computer, make these guys start a business and build a passive stream of income. - MC Oleana
forced to add another tommmme to the reading pile by threat of abandonmmmment via autodefenestration and fommmmo #bookclub
#MyCoworkerJustDroppedATrayOfIcedCoffeesAllOverTheFloor #HeWontEvenGetUp #HesJustWhimperingOnTheCarpet #HeyMan #CanYouDoThatSomewhereElse #ImTryingToIgnoreMyWork
࣪⊹₊˚{ ladies, if he fourgets your wriggling day, you are literallyyyy allowed to draw + keelhaul him! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ it doesnt matter if its not actually your hatchnight! listen to your inner empress + #flayhimgirlfrond! \}^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
YYeeeouch! Wouldn't wanna be yyou right now.
#OhFuckYeah #IForgotItsFatStacksDay #AndByFatStacks #IMeanCubicleWorkerBiWeeklySalary #Bread
I plan on it, because I honor terms and conditions. Now sleep.
Clearly I still have a thing or two to learn.
https://i.ibb.co/d07bp9mQ/Uh-Happy429-Girl.jpg - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
EPISODE SUMMARY PART THE FINALE All the formatting for these is a work in progress. We'll work out the kinks as we go. THE SIGNATURE DISHES Jigsaw - Spaghetti: RAS, HUB 8, 13 Pretty good! But. Spaghetti. Kantan Amcray - the Natsoufflé: IMG, DEX, Cooking Bonus 9, 8 Impressive, though Chef Belier isn't a fan of the theming. Vixroy Altrom - Spit-roast featherbeast: GRT, APP, Cooking Bonus 6, 9 It doesn't work out great. Did you hunt a pigeon out the back? WROTHE AIARAY - ↘️oblong meat product with a little bit of yoghurt speared on.↘️: HUB, LVG, Microwave Bonus..? 12, 11 Godeux wants to hate it. He wants to hate it so bad. In the final edit it cuts to commercial before he can give his opinion. He loves it. He hates that he loves it. Larkin Delphi - Roasted Moobeast Marrow with Parsley and Mustardseed Salad: IMG, DEX, Cooking Bonus 6, 6 Chef makes a show out of spitting it out. Meenah Peixes - Big Fish, Small Pond: a blue jello poke cake with a photo of herself sitting in the middle of the jello. It's edible.: RAS, HUB, Cooking Bonus 9, 10 He doesn't like the theming, but he eats Meenah's photo anyways. He would've preferred a proper course over a dessert, but the skill on display is enough. Junoia Covela - Bulgogi Bibimbap: IMG, GRA 13, 12 Godeux, despite everything thus far, is extremely impressed that she doesn't cook professionally. He loves the dish. Karama Golthi - c< claM cHOwder iN a bread bOwl!: GRT, DEX, Cooking Bonus 8, 10 The timing is off enough that the bread is a bit too soggy. He likes the taste but dumps it anyways. Sawyer Mcroix - Shepard's pie: GRT, VIG, Cooking Bonus 7, 8 Nothing wrong with this by any means, but Chef still finds a way to criticize it. Lorn Ryder - Auntie's Spicy Pork Tamales: VIM, IMG, Cooking Bonus 13, 10 Godeux is so, so glad the yogurt hot dog doesn't win. There's a touching conversation about Lorn's family and everything here. Mintyl Tsurga - - Tagliatelle with smoked beastloin panacetta, crèmme fraîche... and some mmint. LOL! 😁: RAS, APP (Bonus for failing a Vigor roll hard enough) 10, 9, 4 The dish is competent enough but he despises Mint. Luckily(?) Mint is pathetic enough to keep around for the cameras. Jake English - Canned Pumpkin pie Godeux Belier screams obscenities and spittle into Jake's face and expels him from the competition on the spot when Jake tries to play it off and be cute. WINNER: LORN and the LIME TEAM ELIMINATED CONTESTANT: JAKE ENGLISH #AngelsNutritionblock
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↗️LITERALLY SO ANNOYING. THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN THEY ARE INTRODUCING THE NEW INTERNS TO THE MANDATORY MANACLE STATION, AND YOU HEAR NOTHING BUT WHINING.↗️ ↘️ridiculous.↘️
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Nothing wakes me up like a hot cup of energy sludge thrown on an intern. #Girlboss #Humpday - MC Oleana
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"alternian social structures are convoluted" lets go back to the pheremmmmone trails. since you're all so stupid
i'mmmm beginning to suspect sommmme of you are lying about being alternian or knowwwwing alternians but that's beyond mmmmy paygrade
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[ FYI ] [ UNCLASSIFIED ] Did you know? The best way to appreciate a carcinogenic stick is to deliberately leave the carton back at hive while you work. All night you'll be dreaming about putting that suckered in your maw and pulling. Unrelated to this fact; I have begun chewing on my elevated work surface.
@obliqueDetourer https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0046055a3877.gif
this isn't even a question i'll get her over for the light
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Lik£, THANK YOU!!! ;D <3
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READING ONTO THE RECORD! i love being nonbinary. tonight only: legal consultation is twenty-five percent off for all transgender people or fifty percent off if you are nonbinary
#PSA: If you see me. Do not. Do NXT. Comment on my red labcoat. I like it this color. This was a very intentional style choice and I did NXT send it through a colored load in the linen trembler. #WomenInSTEM #GirlInRed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3f2b3c0dea44.png - MC Oleana
◌ “Identity cannot be found or fabricated but emerges from within when one has the courage to let go." #Transrights. ⧂
- You have to admmit that even during his dismmemmbermment-ship fromm the bar, Feenix was still kind of Handling it in a smmooth freaking way. 🤣🤣
OBJECTION! putting Vinnie Gambin in wouldn't but THE GOODMANN in "might as well" is absolutely fucking ludicrous and you are deranged. (the rest is solid)
Dear god. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d4308246c45.PNG
hit up my man @taxCollector
i take the mone7 but then use it to take her to dinner
grateful for howwww stupid and insane the general population of this site is because it's teaching mmmme to be grateful for the run of the mmmmill lunatics in mmmmy life
hey. nEvermInd. plEasE do not cOntinuE sOlvIng the pUzzlEs on dArlIn's sItE. yOU do not nEEd to sOlvE them. they ArE all mEaninglEss bUllshIt that nEEd not apply to me. i wOUld AppreciatE if EveryonE cOUld IgnorE this and let it all cOmpletEly blow OvEr.
A lovely lady as always, even while asleep !!
yOUr lUsUs small as fuck and wEiiiiIrd.
gIlA gIlA. or whAtevEr the fuck sOUnd my lUsUs mAkEs.
>> W¡11 nature make a man of me yet? When ¡n th¡ડ charm¡ng car Th¡ડ charm¡ng man Why pamper 1¡fe'ડ comp1ex¡ty When the 1eather runડ ડmooth On the paડડenger ડeat? httpડ://open.ડpot¡fy.com/track/1FvDJ9KGxcqwv1utyP13JZ #muડ¡c #now1¡ડten¡ng #th¡ડડong¡ડgay #¡1ove¡t
My #SignatureScent is not a fragrance which can be purchased "off the rack," as it were. It is olfactory couture, and the formula is proprietary. You would know it instantly if you smelled it, but recreating the exact proportions is impossible. It is like the formula for Coca-Cola that way! It has been engineered- shall we say maximized?- for the precise balance between the natural pH of my skin and the underlying chemical signals. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a2e25cb205f3.png
While every.o°ne else was #FishingFriday I was selling them refreshments when there is a g.o°ld rush y.o°u sell the ssh.o°vels
fair enough / i suppose
I won't let the haters keep me down. I'll be wearing these same strut pod lifts as I tread across their cold corpses. - MC Oleana
It seems the photorturegrapher decided to go with a candid, rather than any of the photos I actually posed for. #Business #Fashion #WomenInSTEM #EntrepenannihilatorSpirit #NoFilter https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63ae7fd6d56a.png - MC Oleana
the business and financial troll chittr community subplot https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4421717b80e8.gif (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, performance review week, the numbers are going up, #yaoicoin, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
◌ Before I turned it into a company, I got my start tinkering in my hivedwell. The first thing I ever made commercially was a portable spinning blade device used to cool yourself off in the heat. I found out shortly after that those already existed when I was served legal papers, but it was a good learning experience. ⧂
POINT OF ORDER! you'd fucking better be feeling lucky man if you lose again and i have to have a "little talk" with the staff AGAIN im not taking you back 😭 anyway margaritas are half-off for organ donors at Bet Your Life Night come one come all
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! i could probably persuade The Dogfather to read a few chapters of Breaking Dawn...
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! awwwwww. she should meet The Dogfather sometime i think they'd get along
you might 8e onto something ໒( ̿･ ᴥ ̿･ )ʋ an apt distraction may 8e among us…
POINT OF ORDER! i am also saying hi to ferretmatriach
EXACTLY !! it’s always let her lick me after every roll in the mud or romp in the grass, give a puppy a 8REAK !! I should 8ring my lusus over sometime !! she looooves meeting new potential packmates ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა
She’s always 8een very particular a8out her appearance ૮ ・ﻌ・ა this may explain the constant 8athing she forces me to do
OMG !! DOTTIE SAYS HELLO 8ACK !! https://file.garden/aerg5N7dt0Euhalp/DOTTIE.png
>> ¡'ve been reheat¡ng th¡ડ ડame cup of tea repeated1y w¡thout actua11y dr¡nk¡ng ¡t ડmh How ¡ડ everybody'ડ n¡ght go¡ng?
can you tell your lusus I said hi
And I will promptly driveyou under my shoe into the dirt so hard it fuses sub atomically to your body
And I would have LOVED to take off my shirt and participate in a crowing cluckbeast fight for your amusement. Because I know you would have beenglued to it. But unfortunately now we both sit trapped here.
INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE DEFENSE!* one thing about me is i love to confer *DISCLAIMER! i and my firm represent cases on all sides of the courtblock. defense (specializing in negligence and personal harassment), plaintiff (specializing in seemingly-frivolous lawsuits against restaurant chains), and prosecution (specializing in inter-caste culling and divorce). regardless of your case you can book a consultation immediately for a very reasonable fee business card in pinned
Fuck. It is null and void. I can respectt hat.And concede to it. But that changes nothing about anything else I said.
c< tHe #afterparty Has tHeM! >c
i worked for a sweep at alternian eagle outfitters and won "worst hairline" four times in that period by popular vote. they invented the superlative just for me. i doubt anyone else was honored with it after i got fired for "tanking the vibe". anyway i have bangs now.
It'll serve you well nt to talk about my cud, thank you. Have some decorum. Here you are talking about professionalism while looking at your palmhusk during a match. What if you miss something good? Am I tht much more appealing than the match to you? Behave. + 4008 I can likely do it longer.
In a fight. I meant. One on oe with fists. But frankly I would rathert you watch me fight. Since you have sucha n obsession with me shirtless.
Wrapping my work up now, and getting myself ready for #fightnight. Luckily most of the bruises and cuts I accrued over the last wipe have managed to heal, and now that I am more situated into my training regime I should have no issue moving freely, so ideally, if I am able to fight, any loss I suffer would be a testament to my own lack of abilities rather than a physical drawback of exhaustion or injury.
10 likes on this chitt and I'll give my interns a 15 minute Alternian water torture break. #CompanyPerks - MC Oleana
exhausted? that's your sign to keep pushing. forget carnal pleasures and the mmmmemmmmory of a body that doesn't hurt—that's pupa stuff. once you're a real immmmago, pain is as essential as air. nowwww if i ever say this wwwwith a straight face just knowwww i'mmmm too far gone and it's timmmme to give up on mmmme
INQUIRING ON AN OPEN FORUM where an aesthetic disappeared to in the miasma of masculine culture is NOT professing a personal interest.
And it's your every right as the Resident Representative to take whatever corporal punishment you see fit. Even if it has no mechanical benefit. - MC Oleana
[|||] eeeven if iiit makes yooou feeel bad, yooou dished ooout the caaaegars fooor the gaaame. iiif you want a viiillager ooout, yooou get theeem ooout!!!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Would any of you darlings (hah) be interested in a Masquerade? ]
gOnnA hop in my buggy and hit as many pEdestriAns as i can. fuck it. i dEservE it.
#Business #Motivation #Inspirational #EntrepenannihilatorSpirit https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04755c07a1d8.jpg - MC Oleana
For transparency, I've run out of interns, so I've started throwing hot cups of energy sludge on workers in the Troll Resources Department. Feel free to make requests, if you have a specific personnel you'd like boiling hot liquids thrown on, though. #Democratization #CompanyOutreach - MC Oleana
For every hate on this chitt I'll throw a cup of hot energy sludge on an intern. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
Comment below and tell me what you did to celebrate 4/20. #substances. And perhaps #nsfw depending on your answers.
A vintage illustration from Nanna's youth, as I understand it. Felt worth sharing. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c19f20d44a2d.png
concept: your boss leaning over you and looking over the report in front of you their breath warm over your shoulder reaching around you to flip through the pages and completely pinning you in from their position looming above murmuring words of encouragement only for you to hear as they verify what youve offered you tense up more and more with each new page they turn knowing its your hard work theyre praising your legs crossed tightly beneath your desk "good" "thats it" "just like that" "thats so good, y/n" "good" (tags: Reader/Boss, office place, #rankworks, #nsfw, reportplay, workplay, power imbalance, praise kink, caste difference just in case, dont get caught, archive rating: M)
Disagree thoroughly with the budding sentiment that boys should not be fighting over you and rather should simply begin tonguing EACH OTHER. Whoever decided THAT was the move? I demand you resume the scuffle at once. Tear him to shreds! Your status in my periphery depends on it!!!
Displeased to report the escalation zigzag chamber smells oddly herbal. #Mondays - MC Oleana
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] If I keep working I will be rewarded.
everyone on dash huddlin around huggin and cryin rn we got each other
I want to be clear. I don't think it is inherently wrong to FLARP. But I do wish trolls wouldn't shove it in my face. #FLARPerRights - MC Oleana
Another shoot this morning. I'm reticent to attach the release of the images to profanity, but per my social media manager, they "helmed the mothership straight into the cuntagon." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png
ah i love this movie
In my opinion, nothing motivates people more than spite. Show me something that fills you with fervid rage. #Motivational #Ragebaiting - MC Oleana
>[I would be maybe the worzzzt pozzzzzzible parent for a grub. Like great dude you need to eat but unfortunately thizzz microchip hazzz taken over my entire attention zzzpan zzzo i guezzzzzz you're gonna zzztarve actually.]<
- Oh yessssssss! Thank😁👏
- Can you call mme mmediculler that can swimm
- I wish you were on mmy side longer Tagorga - I think i would've been in less potential legal trouble over all for all the things I've done
fuck did i just say aint no such thang as a loss thats a #pre-win
- My lusus really wanted mme to fight with a sword - But mmy armms were always, too weeak and un-olively 😆😆 - Did you know I barely passed mmy Grub Trials? And Maturation Ordwals 😆😆😆 When they told mme to kill that guy, I kind of only passed because he hesitated! And I didn't,, LOL #TheEarlyFeatherBeast
- Since I amm dying. I iwill need to relieve mmyself of mmy belongings in mmy Last Will & Testammintyl - I have all these swords I need to get rid of. 🤣🤣 My custodian would fetch themm fromm the wild for mme as a wiggl'er. -And try to teach mme how to sword fight with themm. - I primmarply used staplergunkind though. You know when I was alive 😂😂😂 Anyways can you reply to this if you want a sword fromm mmy Mintyl Estate, because I've got mmy lawyer on the online right now. And I put himm in mmy Will thrice, for somme reason 🤣🤣 #FeelingRandomm #HandsCold #TakeMySwords #SoFreammkingMany #LOL
↗️I AM KIND OF FOND OF THOSE POSTERS WITH THE MEOWBEAST HANGING GINGERLY ON A BRANCH.↗️ ↘️saying something like↘️ ↗️HANG IN THERE↗️ ↘️or↘️ ↗️MEW'RE THE BEST.↗️ ↘️it is like they are speaking to me directly, except i am not hanging on because i am absolutely and also happily engaging in my myriad of valuable tasks.↘️ ↗️BUT IT IS GOOD EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FOR MY MIDSHIFT BAKED LEGUMESLOP SNACK.↗️
POINT OF ORDER! your highblood i have it in good faith belief that opposing counsel should shut the fuck up if they know what's good for them #law
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] I am all put of carcinogenic sticks and I must remain chained to the workstation for another several hours. They never said getting a potential promotion was easy.
HERE. COSTAR VERSION. EAT UP THE SLOP AND TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU HATE ME. OR LIKE ME. I DON’T CARE. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/C649B803CB0D.JPEG
this = why i dont use social media;
i didnt hAvE much to cOnfEss bEforE mAintenancE. yOU all know what the fuck im AboUt. i hAvE kIllEd a lot of pEoplE. i fuck scUttlebuggiEs. i lost my leg EggIng pUrplebloOd hIvEs for fun. i rob bAsicAlly EveryonE sOmetimEs IncludIng my own frIEnds. i think many of yOU hAvE grEAt fUckIn rUmblespherEs. i am a sack of shit. but at lEAst im hOnEst. #nsfw
POINT OF ORDER! well yes the fatality rate of small claims court is actually pretty high
CROSS EXAMINATION! why does literally everyone keep quitting @taxCollector and i's book club
READING ONTO THE RECORD! its not that i dont get why there's so many humans on this site. the multiverse stuff isnt particularly confusing in any regard. but i do think they're, on the whole, really annoying
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POINT OF ORDER! well i guess not all of us get to show up in nice bespoke tailored suits. SOME of us wear dogshit from badwill that desperately needs to be hemmed
READING ONTO THE RECORD! the fun thing about suing for nominal damages is that you still get to show up in one of your nice bespoke tailored suits and argue in front of the judge and also waste literally everyone else's time. mostly tagora's in this case but also fuck those bailiffs in particular
bailiff!!!! wwwwhack himmmm
im sUrE he cOUld pull sOmE shit if i AlreAdy hAvEn't. we vAluE EAch OthEr's work a lot. AIn't that right? @taxCollector
yEAh me tOO. guy nAmEd tAgorA. got a grEAt dEAl with that guy. qUIt fUckIn sUIng him.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! and it goes without saying that i am of course filing a libel suit against @tallyKissing as well
OBJECTION! i can sue my best friend whenever i want
OBJECTION! TROLL WILLY WONKA?????????? THIS IS BESPOKE TAILORING YOU JUST HAVE NO CLASS
hop off my man tAgorA he didnt do shit
OBJECTION! i hope you both die and also get held in contempt of courtblock FOREVER
POINT OF ORDER! A *LACKEY*?????????????
POINT OF ORDER! deeply embarrassing quantity of Ms in this post
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! aurafarming wednesday https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/824130186231545867/1493724501798555668/tumblr_d73542afbf948590cec42961f144d8e5_25b59529_1280.jpg?ex=69e15459&is=69e002d9&hm=a590ebcf57874f3b474d8e730f063a4dbb18dde1bef8b9637153ad184c0f0bbc&
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! here's my business card. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889372862597697576/1494116027523399810/1.png?ex=69e16f7c&is=69e01dfc&hm=0302ad814b94f708ea04768076ed675f270b933694be33da00b965b204415c2b& https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889372862597697576/1494116027808878713/2.png?ex=69e16f7c&is=69e01dfc&hm=dca5e4534192a199cbe867e1b9076f531049ab3528502188ee877d77d833a169&
mmmmy skull is still ringing frommmm that air horn
life as a teenage trash rommmmance soap protagonist
A .o°bviv.o°usly s.o° y.o°u can m.o°ck them f.o°r needing y.o°ur aid
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! @taxCollector
debating on doing a give away not sure yet stay tuned i guess
OBJECTION! as to speculation. if i may be heard? your highblood seeing as the defendant is a little bitch their testimony just now about not being scared inherently requires them to delve into the mindset of others; i.e. someone who is not a little bitch. motion to strike offending testimony from the record? #law
POINT OF ORDER! your highblood please let the record reflect that i heard from a reliable source that the defendant called your lusus ugly. let the record reflect that's craaazy your highblood are you gonna let them get away with that shit
Ah yes, my favorite day of the Alternian calendar - TaX Day. A very merry day to those who celebrate. And to those who plan on commiting taX fraud, a most grievous crime against the empress herself, may your fronds give out from under you as the auditerririzers close in, and may your culling be swift and mess-less. #TaXSeason #Inspirational - MC Oleana
I think it is just immature t.o° be denying and discarding quadrants they have w.o°rked s.o° well f.o°r s.o° l.o°ng f.o°r many a g°o.o°d reas.o°n
I think we should all strive not to find ourselves trapped in echo chambers. But every time I take one step out of my carefully curated network of business professionals, I'm blasted with sights I wouldn't wish on the bitterest, most toXic kismesis. #BusinessProfessionals #Networking #YourWholeAss? - MC Oleana
It's this kind of dedication that we should be celebrating. - MC Oleana
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] I am very impressed by the painting goblin's work ethic.
People would put him out of a job? He has every #RightToWork. - MC Oleana
"= #toilethim? ="
free tagoras painting gobLin #freehim
>> Good for h¡m!!!
oh i do this but with novellists lloll.
damn dude. doe$ he ju$t like. pi$$ him$elf or what
>> ¡t seems 1¡ke he enjoys ¡t, so ¡ see noth¡ng wrong w¡th keep¡ng h¡m down there
takin a break from makin sinister plans to get ma nails done 3B-D cant b lookin raggedy
OBJECTION! oh, so you'll sign contracts with *tagora*??? i thought our friendship MEANT something to you
yOU cOokEd it flAwlEssly.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Eatin curly fries. ]
In a rare turn of events, you have actually managed to create a post I do not mind looking art. There is an art to this image that I can appreciate even as an Indigoblood rather than a teal in the field of law as you are. You can draw inferences from it - the taller man (or perhaps the other man is leaning down?) is clearly the more possessive of the two, the way both hands are positioned, one against his cheek and one with a thumb against his lips, gives that away. The other man is clearly the one who enjoys to be 'possessed' in the relationship. This is a stark contrast to the professional attitude these two men may usually be required to upkeep. Perhaps the context behind this is a torrid affair at the office?
Me Too Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy! Not The Money The Being Drunk Thing
My name is Oleana Nerium, yo. Vice President of Macro Cullsmos and Scheduellist to Chairmancer Rouzze, yo. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0ae56ce95152.png - MC Oleana
Best .o°f the luck and whatn.o°t I still hear m.o°re crashing I think it may be an impr.o°mptu dem.o° derby n.o°w
[C°o.o°rdinates that are cl.o°se en.o°ugh t.o° the acti.o°n but are n.o°t actually the s.o°da truck's.]
post #rankbait
tag i dont mean to aLarm you but theres a ghouL in your thread about fuck it im just caLLing it pity isLand im not typing aLL that out again you know which pity isLand i mean Lmao
oh shit you watch Pity IsLand: In Which a PooL of DesirabLe Contestants (Referred to as “IsLanders” for Reasons That WiLL Soon Become CLear) Live on a Monitored IsLand (It Became CLear) WhiLst CoupLing Up With a Prospective FLushed Partner Before the ArrivaL of the PaiL CoLLecting Drones, Navigating ObstacLes and Mini-Games in an Attempt to be Voted as the Winning CoupLe and Again, You Do Not Want to be SingLe When the Drones Come too? nice.
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! tagora that's bloodpusher warming
POINT OF ORDER! IT IS MY BIRTHDAY 🎂
stEalIng sUbstancEs is AlwAys mOrAlly fInE #substance
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Have any you seen the film where in Troll Ryan Gosling gets stuck in Los Angeles traffic alongside Troll Emma Stone which leads to an unfortunate set of circumstances where Troll Ryan Gosling is fired for playing impromptu jazz in the middle of his Merry Perigee Set, and Troll Emma Stone launches a romantic adventure with him to try and become a couple worth their weight in gold despite the clashing in their respective hobbies, (one an actor and the other a jazzist) and it works out for a while only for things to go awry due to life never just working out the way you want it to despite all you do, Troll Emma Stone and Troll Ryan Gosling get what they both wanted to do in life at the cost of the life with another and it ends solemnly with them both acknowledging each other one last time before moving on, ultimately having to think of their quadrant as a What If in a sea of unfortunate circumstances? ]
ooc i had some mock trial today (intramural, our school's two comp teams going against eachother w last years nats case so we stay sharp in the off season) and i gave a closing statement for the first time (ive only very recently started playing an attorney instead of a witness. power going to my head.) and i DIDNT die i even made some good objections so trycksposting will be even more bullshit fake lawyer jokes 🥂👍
just fInishEd wAtchIng hIvE md. the lOvE thOsE two tEAls shArE is bEautifUl. brOUght a tEAr to my EyE.
i spent the better part of an hour arguing wwwwith a ferret
Haven't reiterated this in a bit s.o°. sleep is f.o°r suckers increase pr.o°ductivity ingest caffeine i believe in the y.o°u
https://i.postimg.cc/JnFmNTPm/Untitled²³7-²0²604¹0²²³5¹².png The temporary trainer I am working with kindly took this photo for me to commemorate a first successful session. We went over the basics, and I am excited to find a full-time trainer to go over more complicated lessons. ( #nsfw just to be safe, again. )
i just checked wwith him @aeneasCaldarium is ready to accept your offer
https://i.postimg.cc/pLhbPXLc/Untitled²³6-²0²604¹0¹844³6.png I will keep this post brief as to not overshadow the image. I am still hard at work - but any feedback on my form, information on trainers, or comments otherwise would be greatly appreciated. ( #nsfw ? Perhaps, for my bare-naked upper body. )
I am hard at work training today. After my posts last night, I stayed up until I felt the heat of the sun burning the back of my neck through my window studying various books and articles on basic combat forms. I found them more unhelpful than I was expecting, so I instead turned to videos and informative tutorials, and may find a trainer as well - this comes with the issue of finding a trainer who is willing to train an Indigoblood. Most trainers are lowbloods, as most highbloods of with a lean towards violence tend to prefer unorganized forms of fighting and would not need one... if anyone knows a personal trainer specializing in any forms of combat (fist combat specifically, please) do let me know. They must be Alternian, and if possible located on my side of the planet, in my time period ('Reign of Trizza Tethis' is an accurate way to describe the period.) as I have not figured out how people are traveling through time and space quite yet.
DIRECT EXAMINATION! who is winning at being nonbinary and why is it me
Oh! Thank you. It is a welcome change to have your support for once. Seeing as this is a rare change from the status quo, I believe I have no choice but to do exactly that. I hope that there will be plenty of people willing to provide useful feedback. If not, I suppose I will simply need to document the steps of my journey for my own sake.
Oh. In that case, seeing as you are actually interested, I have recently taken an interest in the crude artform of a fight. Thanks to some discussion with people in the industry I have recognized the 'power in power', the artistic forms that can be achieved through the motions of removing one's shirt and stepping into a field of one-on-one hand to hand combat with somebody else. However, seeing as I have no experience myself, I have decided to begin a training regime. At the suggestion of someone else, I will also likely be sharing videos and photos documenting this process so that I can get feedback and commentary from others more knowledgeable than me.
OK. SASUNARU CLEARLY SWEPT THE FIRST POLL. HERE'S THE SECOND POLL. <3 - NARUMITSU <> - KOMAHINA <3< - SONADOW c3< - RED X BLUE (POKEMON)
It (an't be slan/)err, be(ause it is wrritten. An/) it isn't libel, be(ause it is only spe(ulation! C:C
... by posting this you just lost a bit though! They got enough of yourr attention forr you to post about them
ever since i wwwwas a little teal grub i knewwww i wwwwanted to chewwww wwwwood and spit it into paper
gOOd EvenIng chittr, yOU'll nEvEr catch me
thank god OUrs is sUpEr far down and shit, right? hAhA. I-270. 10 mInutEs.
- - Oh god. I had a daymmmmare that all of mmmmy ex-concupiscent quadrants mmmmet up and started unionizing against mmmme. 😂😂🤣🤣💔♠️ - #UnionBusting #ILoveBusting #BustingMakesMeFeelGood
White men keep f.o°ll.o°wing me I didn't ask f.o°r thi
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c18d22db47cb.png https://youtube.com/shorts/Aq3OQrPcVV4Y #eridanwweek #imcoming #bouncingonit #iwwantcandy
Soon to reveal the belated finale #eridanweek salutations from a very special guest. Look forward to it.
https://i.po+stimg.cc/JzH2V4M5/image-2026-04-07-191940613.png Me right no+w. #vaguepo+sting
It sho≈s. Al≈ays good to get a beverage the most unexpected ≈ay. I'll drink to that
📧 -> Contracts Are My Safe Space. I Love Contracts. I Love Writing Them, I Love Verifying Them, I Love Stamping Them, I Love Assigning Them. I Have Never Read A Contract That I Haven't Loved. Best Regards, Kelric Stravi
↗️L PLUS RATIO. PLUS YOUR ACCOUNTS ARE LITERALLY UNBALANCED.↗️
🦓😊💙📷 @naughtyTechnician 🐛🗣"cringe"😂🤗 https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqusmysonhehasalltheillnesses.png?v=1775598088978
i mean that’s what the waivers are there to prevent, right?
Som£tim£s I lik£, strap my lik£ £mploy££ to lik£, a rock£t and h£ lik£, scr£ams lik£, LOUD AS LIK£, FUCKKK!!!!! LOL.
The New Hires At My Place Of Work Tend To Mysteriously Disappear.
It Is Making The Mother Grub Grow Maudlin
#NoWListening https://open.spotify.com/track/4RC1Mjzz46dMsXSmW4GMVh?si=oIx-1MI2SJuTVJPcqOQ_NQ
[|||] baby want smokoooooo~
chainsmmmmoking
were like tight bro.... u could totes meet him prolly
dude u dont wanna miss it troll bruno mars is gonna be there!
IF WE DATE, MY DRUG$ ARE YOUR DRUG$. #$UB$TANCE #GENERO$ITY #THI$I$WHYRARITYI$THEBE$TPONY
what;s wrong with takin a hit of powder instead of sleepin the light awaY? one gets work done and still let;s Yoч time travel #sчbstance
ive never thought of thiss befure thanks
"if me and your ex-matesprit swapped bodies which of us would you date" there'S one for free
Actually brilliant
You know, I actua//y thinking ki//ing peop/e is making the wor/d a better p/ace.
Follow for more #BusinessTips. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7€6GgbtB/Untitled1285_20260329232145.png
WHEN I DIE, IMMA GO TO INDIGO TRADE HEAVEN
You look at this post and nod in satisfaction, but do not otherwise interact, lest you activate Subclause LC.III.12r4.
piss .o°kay well n.o°w that I highlight y.o°ur text I can see it s.o° fair play I am supp.o°sing .01 f.o°nt size is impressive but I am n.o°w f.o°rmally severing any binding c.o°ntract existing between us due t.o° my .o°riginal message c.o°unting as c.o°nsent and signature acc.o°rding by t.o° Secti.o°n III.1a.4 by inv.o°king Clause XIV.32d.1 f.o°und in Secti.o°n VI.2f.8 and yes I understand that inv.o°lves the rev.o°cati.o°n and unbinding fee as well as reimbursement f.o°r wax sealing but that is what I am d.o°ing n.o°w
This is why it is much safer t.o° .o°rder s.o°da fr.o°m a trained pr.o°fessi.o°nal with sweeps .o°f experience in the art .o°f pr.o°curing s.o°da and carb.o°nated beverage pr.o°ducts rather than risking y.o°ur .o°wn life and limb as great as the reward may bec.o°me
Barbarism In The Name Of Sugar Sales
POINT OF ORDER! permission to strike, your highblood? no not the offending testimony from the record i want to physically attack opposing counsel rq pleeeease
↘️a lot of you people seem perfectly contented to post about being outlaws or criminals of some sort.↘️ ↗️I'M SURE THIS WON'T HAUNT YOU AT ALL.↗️ ↘️never.↘️ ↗️IT WON'T INFLUENCE ANYTHING.↗️
LOL, did your client even win? Tell MMe you charged double for the inconvenience.
Make Yourself A Cocktail And Relax Dearie, You’ve Earned It.
Asunder is basi€ally the most €lassi€ way to be torn, and if you're looking to be €left, in twain is a vintage but stunning €hoi€e.
concept: two rainbowdrinkers arguing in front of you with flashing fangs auspisticizing by grabbing at the collar of your shirt and pulling it down, pushing your head back to reveal your throat in all its glory hearing them immediately stop their bickering before there are two sets of lips and two sets of desperate fangs at your neck on either side (tags: Reader/Rainbowdrinker/Rainbowdrinker, #rankworks, auspisticism, ashenfic, #nsfw, blood, #violence, biting, archive rating: M)
SIDEBAR! your highblood can opposing counsel please clarify if they ever actually passed the fucking bar because i doubt it #law
Just1c3.
Just1c3.
Just1c3.
Next to zero. C/owns aren't an especia//y /itigious bunch. Most of the C/ownstitution grants c/owns the right to just ki// anybody they disagree with.
[1t's an 1neff1c1ent shape f0r wheat pr0duct]
A lot of people €ould benefit from being under my €ontrol with no free will.
YOU PEOPLE ARE ALWAY$ PO$TING ABOUT BOUNCING. "BOUNCING ON THI$" "BOUNCING ON THAT" OKAY, TRAMPOLINE.
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. MARGRAVE BLUEGILL CHARGES: SMUGGLING (71 COUNTS), MURDER OF A HIGHER CASTE (12 COUNTS), DESTRUCTION OF IMPERIAL PROPERTY (36 COUNTS), JAYWALKING (110 COUNTS), IMPROPER PARKING OF A SCUTTLEBUGGY (1 COUNT) PLEA: "IT WAS FUCKING COOL, THOUGH" VERDICT: DEFENDENT EATEN WHOLE BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY COMMENTS: "RRR-CHK-GRRRH..." (HHT SPITS OUT A THIGHBONE AT THE LEGISLACERATOR, CAUSING MINOR INJURIES)
In A Teams Meeting Before The Sun Even Sets #workfromhive #fml
Hellx Chittr user taxCxllecter!!! I appreciate the xffer but if I have tx stand in a cxurtblxck again I will ACTUALLY cull myself!!! Thank yxu fxr yxur reply!!! :)))
i lIkE thOsE. i AlsO lIkE nEvEr rEadIng fInE print if that helps.
i hit pEoplE with vEhiclEs. yOurE wElcomE.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! just because you did it doesn't mean you're guilty! consult with Hallowen & Co. law offices today #law #ad
ooc listen everybody is great and i do cherish ALL of my mutuals individually but as a collectively the teal side of chittr is the objective funniest
at least theres always #substances
POINT OF ORDER! YOU CAN'T OVERRULE ME???? BITCH i mean uh uh OBJECTION! lack of foundation under 901(7) evidence of public records the record of this copyright has not been established and therefore it is inadmissible in court today, we simply ask that opposing counsel lay that foundation before moving on with their testimony OBJECTION! also hearsay objection under rule 802 as this is an out of court statement and therefore cannot be used for the truth of the matter asserted ergo opposing counsel needs to stuff it and + 100 you cant fucking overrule me gorjek what is this. fee.
OBJECTION! i don't believe you filed for copyright where's the patent
POINT OF ORDER! **i meant + 100 sabotage fee, you quirk is impossible
CONFER WITH DIRECTING WITNESS! -100 sabotage fee
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! i have no idea about the exchange rate with human currency but i guess we could bet on it. whoever's lawsuit is more profitable wins also i'm calling you as a witness in mine so be ready for that
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! oh, if you have the human lawsuit handled, then clearly i'm covering the troll one that will pay out in caegars instead of fake human money. sounds good to me
tight pussy kinda annoying. release me #nsfw
damn is your lusus an alcoholic? that's kinda sick, h3ll y3ah.
and human court too fuck it
false advertising. take their asses to troll court
I'll say it once again: We are running out of Yaoi. We need more Yaoi immediately.
Cȯuld I bum ȯṅė??
|| #RECHITT | OVER ||
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS SHID TUFF!! FIRE!!
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you as an employee of olive lawnring are dissastisfied with the measures your employer is taking to avoid your culling and would like to file a lawsuit to that effect, i know a guy who can make it happen POINT OF ORDER! i'd like a reservation for two around midnight tomorrow night regardless, i'm meeting @taxCollector for lunch
- Pleage
got desperate blue bloods to my left and ragebaited masses to my right, and here i am stuck with chuds like you
OPENING ARGUMENT! the beautiful mountains and waterfalls and beasts are all a distraction. they're a test. you need to network and build your business portfolio
I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU.
thats just terrible wish there were more laws about that fr
what're you looking for specifically
GET YOUR$ELVE$ A RELATION$HIP THAT'$ $TATU$ I$ DEFINED BY WHAT I$ FUNNIE$T FOR THE BIT IN THE MOMENT.
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! yeah, i have no idea how purple bloods are the ones that ended up with the intimidating reputation... anyways, while we're here, i just remembered i was going to ask if you're free tomorrow? i was hoping to pick your brain about citing a precedent for a case that falls more under your area of expertise than mine. i'll cover lunch this time
a little fucked up but jsut got a follower notif fuck yes lmao #substance
RE: YOUR SPOT! worth a try lol
RE: RELATABLE FIRE POST! rechitt and you're so real for this
- I can't stop winning! 🤩🤩🤩
- I owe you everythign Targora Gorjek
- AGHHHH Ok Ok Ok Tab systemm I retain you I'll sign. THis is ALL I can afford! LOL! Hahaha! Such a good price! Please help mme. 😄
Was this "freak accident" set up by you, Tagora?
- Need legal represenantion rates please. Please.
We as a society need to get more transgender.
Wagon Wheel Watusi
OPENING ARGUMENT! being a hypocrite is great. i get to disparage others and also do whatever i want. total win-win
THAT ♯WHITEBOY WILL ♯PAY !!!!!!!!!
I will keep this in mind. Ego sum ira Domini.
Hm, I don't know if I have legal ground to stand on. Thank you for your advice anyways. Ego sum ira Domini.
POINT OF ORDER! if patrix bateman alternian ps*cho saw my business card he would say "my god. it's even grixis." and immediately die
Another day another dollar.
>people who hate my^y chitts all want me carnally^y
Apparently I Was Wrong, there's a multitude of #fakebitches here.
Midblood Princess or BlueBlood Fraud? Culture is not a costume, Trollpell Roan! https://i.postimg.cc/mrvM6ZTP/6C2BECCE-53A6-46C1-AC72-B2C450B474E7.jpg
#TheirGenialFacade
SIDEBAR! that feeling when you hit the opposing witness with the "CROSS EXAMINATION! redirecting you back to my point," and you and the jury all see the crack in their genial facade
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! collegiate mock trial is an experience i cherish deeply and yet my colleagues test me every day. the bleeding is particularly terrible
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Downtown city, three story building. Bronze lights.
♯perhaps also an ♯unattendedconstructionsite
if you go outside you may find rocks on the ground!
♯HIVEDEPOT
winding down with my new fav emotional support vape how are we doing tonight guys?
Forced cold turkey for three minutes. #ImDistressed
i think we should all take a step back from posting since the site is having trouble handling the influx of nonimportant posts! gay men you may continue though! ^_^
i have mastered the art 0f rage baiting indig0s next i shall p0st ab0ut h0w i d0 n0t like milk
|< your highn€ss r€sp€ctibly you w€r€nt €v€n th€r€ #law
this is so aesthetic
Using "kys" at the end of a reje€tion email for an entry-level position I am requiring FAR too mu€h experien€e for>>>>> #BossShit #BusinessTips
Ugh. Been there. Board meetings su€k nook on o€€asion.
Consider yourself on retainer. I will contact you when I am in need of your services.
3 followers already and im feeling soooo popular lmao
For all their disagreeable cultural imports, trolls really did pop off with this quadrant thing. I do love compartmentalizing my relationships.
Verified now. #Howboldonegetswhenoneissureofbeingloved.
Obviously the ideal diet is coffee and cigarettes.
《 #nowplaying investigation opening 2016 - Ace Attorney OST 》
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What are your rates? I’m assembling an army.
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BULGE FROM INDIGO TRADE>>>>>>> #N$FW
Rechitt
nothing that jacking off and a blunt and a stiff drink and chainsmmmmoking three packs and a brick to the head and the deconstruction of mmmmy life plan and three honest conversations and a train going full speed and a full lights sleep can't fix #nsfwwww #substances if i mmmmust
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i DONT enjoy ♯primitiverecreations i dont ♯touchmortalflesh i dont ♯seetherisingmoon but i DO ♯toilwithoutend i do ♯poreoverprofanetexts i do ♯fillmyhallswithincense i do ♯hearthesilentchants & i fuckin plot
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Thank you Sorgor. ]