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were like tight bro.... u could totes meet him prolly
dude u dont wanna miss it troll bruno mars is gonna be there!
IF WE DATE, MY DRUG$ ARE YOUR DRUG$. #$UB$TANCE #GENERO$ITY #THI$I$WHYRARITYI$THEBE$TPONY
what;s wrong with takin a hit of powder instead of sleepin the light awaY? one gets work done and still let;s Yoч time travel #sчbstance
ive never thought of thiss befure thanks
"if me and your ex-matesprit swapped bodies which of us would you date" there'S one for free
Actually brilliant
You know, I actua//y thinking ki//ing peop/e is making the wor/d a better p/ace.
Follow for more #BusinessTips. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7€6GgbtB/Untitled1285_20260329232145.png
WHEN I DIE, IMMA GO TO INDIGO TRADE HEAVEN
You look at this post and nod in satisfaction, but do not otherwise interact, lest you activate Subclause LC.III.12r4.
piss .o°kay well n.o°w that I highlight y.o°ur text I can see it s.o° fair play I am supp.o°sing .01 f.o°nt size is impressive but I am n.o°w f.o°rmally severing any binding c.o°ntract existing between us due t.o° my .o°riginal message c.o°unting as c.o°nsent and signature acc.o°rding by t.o° Secti.o°n III.1a.4 by inv.o°king Clause XIV.32d.1 f.o°und in Secti.o°n VI.2f.8 and yes I understand that inv.o°lves the rev.o°cati.o°n and unbinding fee as well as reimbursement f.o°r wax sealing but that is what I am d.o°ing n.o°w
This is why it is much safer t.o° .o°rder s.o°da fr.o°m a trained pr.o°fessi.o°nal with sweeps .o°f experience in the art .o°f pr.o°curing s.o°da and carb.o°nated beverage pr.o°ducts rather than risking y.o°ur .o°wn life and limb as great as the reward may bec.o°me
POINT OF ORDER! permission to strike, your highblood? no not the offending testimony from the record i want to physically attack opposing counsel rq pleeeease
↘️a lot of you people seem perfectly contented to post about being outlaws or criminals of some sort.↘️ ↗️I'M SURE THIS WON'T HAUNT YOU AT ALL.↗️ ↘️never.↘️ ↗️IT WON'T INFLUENCE ANYTHING.↗️
LOL, did your client even win? Tell MMe you charged double for the inconvenience.
Make Yourself A Cocktail And Relax Dearie, You’ve Earned It.
Asunder is basi€ally the most €lassi€ way to be torn, and if you're looking to be €left, in twain is a vintage but stunning €hoi€e.
concept: two rainbowdrinkers arguing in front of you with flashing fangs auspisticizing by grabbing at the collar of your shirt and pulling it down, pushing your head back to reveal your throat in all its glory hearing them immediately stop their bickering before there are two sets of lips and two sets of desperate fangs at your neck on either side (tags: Reader/Rainbowdrinker/Rainbowdrinker, auspisticism, ashenfic, #nsfw, blood, #violence, biting, archive rating: M)
SIDEBAR! your highblood can opposing counsel please clarify if they ever actually passed the fucking bar because i doubt it #law
Next to zero. C/owns aren't an especia//y /itigious bunch. Most of the C/ownstitution grants c/owns the right to just ki// anybody they disagree with.
[1t's an 1neff1c1ent shape f0r wheat pr0duct]
A lot of people €ould benefit from being under my €ontrol with no free will.
YOU PEOPLE ARE ALWAY$ PO$TING ABOUT BOUNCING. "BOUNCING ON THI$" "BOUNCING ON THAT" OKAY, TRAMPOLINE.
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. MARGRAVE BLUEGILL CHARGES: SMUGGLING (71 COUNTS), MURDER OF A HIGHER CASTE (12 COUNTS), DESTRUCTION OF IMPERIAL PROPERTY (36 COUNTS), JAYWALKING (110 COUNTS), IMPROPER PARKING OF A SCUTTLEBUGGY (1 COUNT) PLEA: "IT WAS FUCKING COOL, THOUGH" VERDICT: DEFENDENT EATEN WHOLE BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY COMMENTS: "RRR-CHK-GRRRH..." (HHT SPITS OUT A THIGHBONE AT THE LEGISLACERATOR, CAUSING MINOR INJURIES)
In A Teams Meeting Before The Sun Even Sets #workfromhive #fml
Hellx Chittr user taxCxllecter!!! I appreciate the xffer but if I have tx stand in a cxurtblxck again I will ACTUALLY cull myself!!! Thank yxu fxr yxur reply!!! :)))
i lIkE thOsE. i AlsO lIkE nEvEr rEadIng fInE print if that helps.
i hit pEoplE with vEhiclEs. yOurE wElcomE.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! just because you did it doesn't mean you're guilty! consult with Hallowen & Co. law offices today #law #ad
ooc listen everybody is great and i do cherish ALL of my mutuals individually but as a collectively the teal side of chittr is the objective funniest
at least theres always #substances
POINT OF ORDER! YOU CAN'T OVERRULE ME???? BITCH i mean uh uh OBJECTION! lack of foundation under 901(7) evidence of public records the record of this copyright has not been established and therefore it is inadmissible in court today, we simply ask that opposing counsel lay that foundation before moving on with their testimony OBJECTION! also hearsay objection under rule 802 as this is an out of court statement and therefore cannot be used for the truth of the matter asserted ergo opposing counsel needs to stuff it and + 100 you cant fucking overrule me gorjek what is this. fee.
OBJECTION! i don't believe you filed for copyright where's the patent
POINT OF ORDER! **i meant + 100 sabotage fee, you quirk is impossible
CONFER WITH DIRECTING WITNESS! -100 sabotage fee
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! i have no idea about the exchange rate with human currency but i guess we could bet on it. whoever's lawsuit is more profitable wins also i'm calling you as a witness in mine so be ready for that
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! oh, if you have the human lawsuit handled, then clearly i'm covering the troll one that will pay out in caegars instead of fake human money. sounds good to me
tight pussy kinda annoying. release me #nsfw
damn is your lusus an alcoholic? that's kinda sick, h3ll y3ah.
false advertising. take their asses to troll court
I'll say it once again: We are running out of Yaoi. We need more Yaoi immediately.
Cȯuld I bum ȯṅė??
|| #RECHITT | OVER ||
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS SHID TUFF!! FIRE!!
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you as an employee of olive lawnring are dissastisfied with the measures your employer is taking to avoid your culling and would like to file a lawsuit to that effect, i know a guy who can make it happen POINT OF ORDER! i'd like a reservation for two around midnight tomorrow night regardless, i'm meeting @taxCollector for lunch
got desperate blue bloods to my left and ragebaited masses to my right, and here i am stuck with chuds like you
OPENING ARGUMENT! the beautiful mountains and waterfalls and beasts are all a distraction. they're a test. you need to network and build your business portfolio
I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU.
thats just terrible wish there were more laws about that fr
what're you looking for specifically
GET YOUR$ELVE$ A RELATION$HIP THAT'$ $TATU$ I$ DEFINED BY WHAT I$ FUNNIE$T FOR THE BIT IN THE MOMENT.
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! yeah, i have no idea how purple bloods are the ones that ended up with the intimidating reputation... anyways, while we're here, i just remembered i was going to ask if you're free tomorrow? i was hoping to pick your brain about citing a precedent for a case that falls more under your area of expertise than mine. i'll cover lunch this time
a little fucked up but jsut got a follower notif fuck yes lmao #substance
RE: YOUR SPOT! worth a try lol
RE: RELATABLE FIRE POST! rechitt and you're so real for this
- I owe you everythign Targora Gorjek
- AGHHHH Ok Ok Ok Tab systemm I retain you I'll sign. THis is ALL I can afford! LOL! Hahaha! Such a good price! Please help mme. 😄
Was this "freak accident" set up by you, Tagora?
- Need legal represenantion rates please. Please.
We as a society need to get more transgender.
Wagon Wheel Watusi
OPENING ARGUMENT! being a hypocrite is great. i get to disparage others and also do whatever i want. total win-win
THAT ♯WHITEBOY WILL ♯PAY !!!!!!!!!
I will keep this in mind. Ego sum ira Domini.
Hm, I don't know if I have legal ground to stand on. Thank you for your advice anyways. Ego sum ira Domini.
POINT OF ORDER! if patrix bateman alternian ps*cho saw my business card he would say "my god. it's even grixis." and immediately die
Another day another dollar.
>people who hate my^y chitts all want me carnally^y
Apparently I Was Wrong, there's a multitude of #fakebitches here.
Midblood Princess or BlueBlood Fraud? Culture is not a costume, Trollpell Roan! https://i.postimg.cc/mrvM6ZTP/6C2BECCE-53A6-46C1-AC72-B2C450B474E7.jpg
#TheirGenialFacade
SIDEBAR! that feeling when you hit the opposing witness with the "CROSS EXAMINATION! redirecting you back to my point," and you and the jury all see the crack in their genial facade
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! collegiate mock trial is an experience i cherish deeply and yet my colleagues test me every day. the bleeding is particularly terrible
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Downtown city, three story building. Bronze lights.
♯perhaps also an ♯unattendedconstructionsite
if you go outside you may find rocks on the ground!
♯HIVEDEPOT
winding down with my new fav emotional support vape how are we doing tonight guys?
Forced cold turkey for three minutes. #ImDistressed
i think we should all take a step back from posting since the site is having trouble handling the influx of nonimportant posts! gay men you may continue though! ^_^
i have mastered the art 0f rage baiting indig0s next i shall p0st ab0ut h0w i d0 n0t like milk
|< your highn€ss r€sp€ctibly you w€r€nt €v€n th€r€ #law
this is so aesthetic
Using "kys" at the end of a reje€tion email for an entry-level position I am requiring FAR too mu€h experien€e for>>>>> #BossShit #BusinessTips
Ugh. Been there. Board meetings su€k nook on o€€asion.
Consider yourself on retainer. I will contact you when I am in need of your services.
3 followers already and im feeling soooo popular lmao
https://i.postimg.cc/0NNxxzQs/euphorias2.png New poster for ‘EUPHORIA’ Season 3. Releasing April 12 on THBO.
For all their disagreeable cultural imports, trolls really did pop off with this quadrant thing. I do love compartmentalizing my relationships.
Verified now. #Howboldonegetswhenoneissureofbeingloved.
Obviously the ideal diet is coffee and cigarettes.
《 #nowplaying investigation opening 2016 - Ace Attorney OST 》
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BULGE FROM INDIGO TRADE>>>>>>> #N$FW
Rechitt
nothing that jacking off and a blunt and a stiff drink and chainsmmmmoking three packs and a brick to the head and the deconstruction of mmmmy life plan and three honest conversations and a train going full speed and a full lights sleep can't fix #nsfwwww #substances if i mmmmust
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