♠ hated by @taxCollector
OBJECTION! HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOK IN YOUR LIFE
this dribk tastes like texting mmmmy ex #alcohol
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
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RE: WHATEVER HELPS ME SLEEP AT LIGHT! yeah, like not being watched by a rainbow drinker while im in the fucking slime!!!!
POINT OF ORDER! YOU WOULD PASS OUT FROM BLOOD LOSS BEFORE YOU MADE IT 3 STRUTS AWAY
READING ONTO THE RECORD! IF YOU THREW A STICK I WOULD CHASE *YOU* WITH MY *BATTLEAXE*
INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE DEFENSE! #TeamJakobi & #PROUD, you anemic freak
POINT OF ORDER! actually whatever. so what if everyone knows im correct about troll twilight. you're basically endorsing all the views represented now
READING ONTO THE RECORD! Chapter One: "Bel..." said Jakobi. "D-awoo y-awoo really mean it?" "Yes," she said, throatily. "I do..." "I'm so shocked y-awoo dumped Troll Edward for me... but it feels right..." "He was pitch for you the whole time, by the way," Izabel said, her voice hoarse with amusement. "Which is unrelated, but you deserve to know..." "That explains a lot." Said Jakobi huskily, his hair rippling like badass wolfbeast-fur instear. His skin shone with sweat instead of bullshit sequins, because he is sexy. "Anyways, yeah, he was really controlling & I was only into him in the first place because... I thought I only deserved to have second best..." "I would not go so far as t-awoo call Troll Edward *second* best," Jakobi said, before he could help it. They both laughed sexily, & also their clothes fell off.
POINT OF ORDER! + 329487385 PERJURY FEE
testimony: lowkey i am taking applications for a new best friend 🌅
testimony: pros n cons of getting out of the lazy river... hm nope nothing's coming up
overheard tirona call gorjek a "cr33py cr33pst33r" should i slide her 20 or a crisp 100
RE: ARENA STICKBALL BAT! better make it hurt. better kill me in one shot
CONCUR WITH CO-PPOSING COUNSEL! right, yes, because you're incredibly physically weak & the tick of energy required to raise your fronds *even a twelfth of a podlength* is a very sincere effort
READING ONTO THE RECORD! ah, the passive voice... because we both know *you* can't deal with me
CROSS EXAMINATION! did it hurt? when i told you to goregle it & i was fucking right? #vaguechit
SIDEBAR! @taxCollector your new suit is unusually presentable. did you learn how to iron, finally?
READING ONTO THE RECORD! Rule of Acquisition #76: every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
CLOSING STATEMENT! then enjoy your lung cancer IN PEACE
CROSS EXAMINATION! can you EVEN lift a rock over your head big enough to deal any damage, let alone cave *anybody's* skull in??
REBUTTAL! I'M STILL GETTING ALL THAT MONEY BACK WHEN YOU DIE. EITHER WHEN I FINALLY STRANGLE YOU OR YOU BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH BY - & I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH - *CULLING YOURSELF*!!!!
*CLOSING STATMENT*! + 1,000,000 Attempted & failed defenestration fee LOSER
POINT OF ORDER! because you can't afford it because you're a BROKE ASS BITCH
CLOSING STATEMENT! + 75000 Auraless fee i remembered what we were arguing about
POINT OF ORDER! & then you picked it back up because i am DIE MAD ABOUT IT
CROSS EXAMINATION! so you concede?
READING ONTO THE RECORD! THIS IS JUST THE IGNORANCE I SHOULD'VE EXPECTED FROM SOMEONE WHO COULDN'T PICK UP ON THE NUANCED SUBTEXT OF 50 MORE SHADES OF GRAY. ALSO CULL YOURSELF
OBJECTION! UNLIKE YOU MY POCKETS HAVE NO LINT. DRIPLESS PROLE
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! CONSIDER HIS HAIRSTYLE. LET THE RECORD REFLECT IT IS AURALESS
OBJECTION! HE'S NOT SWAG
say wwwwhatever you wwwwant i knowwww you just can't stand to do things by yourself
POINT OF ORDER! sorry wait you dust your own gogdamn office?? YOUR COWORKERS' GOGDAMN OFFICE?? HAHAHHAHA unlike you, that's rich
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i suppose this explains the suits from badwill... broke ass bitch
VOIR DIRE! gorgor are you telling us you really can't afford to soundproof even a prison cell under your office? lol
drinking isn't enough i'mmmm eyeing the dirty sopor in mmmmy recuperacoon #vaguepost #substances
why did @geodeGardener go through almost all my nakking posts and hate them naknaknaknaknaknak if you wanna kiss me all you have to do is ask
wwwwhen i'mmmm bored i approach the back of your head wwwwith a pair of mmmmirrored blades and start snipping air
For every hate on this chitt I'll throw a cup of hot energy sludge on an intern. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
- Also, please don't be mmad at mmy mmoirail. It is honestly one of their icks when people are upset with themm. 😔🥹
:33< *the mighty huntress lifts up her shirt and pulls down her pants to reveal a crotch tattoo that reads "abandon all hope ye who entpurr here" with an arrow pointing at her nook* :33< #nsfw
shocker considering his lovely personality
POINT OF ORDER! made you look motherfucker
POINT OF ORDER! well i guess not all of us get to show up in nice bespoke tailored suits. SOME of us wear dogshit from badwill that desperately needs to be hemmed
READING ONTO THE RECORD! the fun thing about suing for nominal damages is that you still get to show up in one of your nice bespoke tailored suits and argue in front of the judge and also waste literally everyone else's time. mostly tagora's in this case but also fuck those bailiffs in particular
mmmmake sure to direct your billing to gorjek's accounts
grubby's first friend 🥹
OBJECTION! i can sue my best friend whenever i want
OBJECTION! TROLL WILLY WONKA?????????? THIS IS BESPOKE TAILORING YOU JUST HAVE NO CLASS
READING ONTO THE RECORD! hello my wonderful followers and mutuals :) today we are launching a harassment suit against @taxCollector - #getreadywithme as i file my claim! :)
OBJECTION! i hope you both die and also get held in contempt of courtblock FOREVER
mmmmy mmmmommmm is gonna eat your mmmmommmm
thank your lucky cigarette i'mmmm feeling fresh and revitalized and mmmmerciful
free tagoras painting gobLin #freehim
it's over
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i've been deeply emmmmbarrassed by mmmmanner of association to an idiot. further details wwwwill have to be tortured out of mmmme
idk tag it Looks just Like you honestLy you two shouLd be paying *me* for this masterpiece but i'm doing it for free as a gift.
@meddLingPhiLomath @taxCoLLector https://cdn.imgchest.com/fiLes/bee0389c8706.png
wwwwe all have that one cowwwworker shooting for the brick and landing ammmmongst the dung
ragebaiting teaLs is easy and it's free. most of the time anyway LoL
you are so fucking beyond help it's beyond emmmmbarrassmmmment and shammmme it's going to go dowwwwn as an event in infammmmy and the caste nammmme gorjek wwwwill forever be associated wwwwith PUBLIC DROOLING. GET UPPPP
i'mmmm culling us both tommmmorrowwww everyone say bye tagora it's been a good run
can you tell mmmme wwwwhen you find that tall cliff wwwwith spikes at the bottommmm
bitches love mmmmy slimmmme trail
a storied figure in history slogs through mmmmud and mmmmeat slough and is lauded but i wwwwalk through the office in soggy socks and sandals and get spat upon, berated, villified,
that one friend wwwwho's pp charge goes ignored:
she took mmmmy dignity in the divorce
anybody going 95 dowwwwn the highwwwway right nowwww? just lost a 3k count docummmment therefore setting mmmme back four hours and ruining mmmmy life forever
@taxCollector
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if anyone would like to come forward and offer testimony about being affected by Olive Lawnring's false advertising regarding "infinite pasta", my legal team and i would pay handsomely your testimony. unless you're tagora who's not getting a single red tenth-caegar out of my damn lawsuit profits
she's definitely an alcoholic
POINT OF ORDER! YOU CAN'T OVERRULE ME???? BITCH i mean uh uh OBJECTION! lack of foundation under 901(7) evidence of public records the record of this copyright has not been established and therefore it is inadmissible in court today, we simply ask that opposing counsel lay that foundation before moving on with their testimony OBJECTION! also hearsay objection under rule 802 as this is an out of court statement and therefore cannot be used for the truth of the matter asserted ergo opposing counsel needs to stuff it and + 100 you cant fucking overrule me gorjek what is this. fee.
twwwwelve 5 mmmminute powwwwer naps are actually mmmmore revitalizing to the thinksponge than one long rest #themmmmoreyouknowwww
♡I dont understand the hate I've been receiving because I am such an ally♡
@taxCollector kill yourself
