♠ hated by @taxCollector
overheard tirona call gorjek a "cr33py cr33pst33r" should i slide her 20 or a crisp 100
RE: ARENA STICKBALL BAT! better make it hurt. better kill me in one shot
CONCUR WITH CO-PPOSING COUNSEL! right, yes, because you're incredibly physically weak & the tick of energy required to raise your fronds *even a twelfth of a podlength* is a very sincere effort
READING ONTO THE RECORD! ah, the passive voice... because we both know *you* can't deal with me
CROSS EXAMINATION! did it hurt? when i told you to goregle it & i was fucking right? #vaguechit
Tagora, please. Be respectful of Tyzias' time and save the flirtations for when you are not under her post. Have some decorum.
SIDEBAR! @taxCollector your new suit is unusually presentable. did you learn how to iron, finally?
READING ONTO THE RECORD! Rule of Acquisition #76: every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
CLOSING STATEMENT! then enjoy your lung cancer IN PEACE
CROSS EXAMINATION! can you EVEN lift a rock over your head big enough to deal any damage, let alone cave *anybody's* skull in??
REBUTTAL! I'M STILL GETTING ALL THAT MONEY BACK WHEN YOU DIE. EITHER WHEN I FINALLY STRANGLE YOU OR YOU BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH BY - & I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH - *CULLING YOURSELF*!!!!
*CLOSING STATMENT*! + 1,000,000 Attempted & failed defenestration fee LOSER
As a humorous addition to my use of numbers there and a personal dig at myself, I am typically unable to use the first two numbers in numeric form, as I took it upon myself to code my personal devices into automatically defaulting one and two into ¹ and ² written in superscript. This applies even amidst other numbers: 56487¹7768². As a result, I could not update the dashboard on my human compendium progress until the number of pages for each section no longer included either of those numbers. You may believe the solution to this is to simply reverse it, however, it comes in handy much more often than it acts as a hindrance.
POINT OF ORDER! because you can't afford it because you're a BROKE ASS BITCH
CLOSING STATEMENT! + 75000 Auraless fee i remembered what we were arguing about
POINT OF ORDER! & then you picked it back up because i am DIE MAD ABOUT IT
CROSS EXAMINATION! so you concede?
READING ONTO THE RECORD! THIS IS JUST THE IGNORANCE I SHOULD'VE EXPECTED FROM SOMEONE WHO COULDN'T PICK UP ON THE NUANCED SUBTEXT OF 50 MORE SHADES OF GRAY. ALSO CULL YOURSELF
OBJECTION! UNLIKE YOU MY POCKETS HAVE NO LINT. DRIPLESS PROLE
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! CONSIDER HIS HAIRSTYLE. LET THE RECORD REFLECT IT IS AURALESS
OBJECTION! HE'S NOT SWAG
say wwwwhatever you wwwwant i knowwww you just can't stand to do things by yourself
I plan on it, because I honor terms and conditions. Now sleep.
POINT OF ORDER! sorry wait you dust your own gogdamn office?? YOUR COWORKERS' GOGDAMN OFFICE?? HAHAHHAHA unlike you, that's rich
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i suppose this explains the suits from badwill... broke ass bitch
VOIR DIRE! gorgor are you telling us you really can't afford to soundproof even a prison cell under your office? lol
And you insulted me for doing that exact thing¹. For shame. ¹ #fightnight
Disregarding the current topic of discussion for multiple reasons. I have spent the last several nights getting through work in silence, though I continue to wallow in regret over my behavior post-event at Fight Night.¹ Yes, I had fun. Yes, I still let out a hearty but restrained chuckle when I read certain messages from that night again, but that does not mean I will not always be ashamed of how I was acting. I find myself uncertain still as to whether I should attend the next fight night if I am so unable to help myself from losing my composure the moment I have a single sip² of something that I begin screaming at the top of my airsacks at the people in the ring, despite barely being conscious enough to recognize who they even are. ¹ #fightnight ² #substance
I would like to apologize for the chits I made last night while under the influence of pirate swill.¹ Not that I said anything necessarily terrible, it was all simply very embarrassing and reflected poorly on me as a professional. I am considering not attending the next #fightnight as it seems I cannot be trusted to stay away from things that are not good for me², though I'll play it by ear and see if by the next time it rolls around, I have forgiven myself for being a bumbling buffoon. I will, however, not apologize to a certain tealblood with whom I had a long argument with in the replies of a chit, because it was very amusing to see how worked up he got and I still stand by that. ¹ #substance ² See the first citation.
Put yourself in the background yearning. Then I will admit it is accurate.
Hm. Well I was going to share a photo of my lusus with the dashboard, however it seems I have been once again cosmically one-upped and beaten by forces that conspire against me before I could get a chance to. Now I would look like a copycat, or worse yet, like I chit only out of spite.
And I will promptly driveyou under my shoe into the dirt so hard it fuses sub atomically to your body
drinking isn't enough i'mmmm eyeing the dirty sopor in mmmmy recuperacoon #vaguepost #substances
And I would have LOVED to take off my shirt and participate in a crowing cluckbeast fight for your amusement. Because I know you would have beenglued to it. But unfortunately now we both sit trapped here.
Youhad your chance to get in thr ring and do just that. You missed it.
Then youare welcome to leave right now.
+ 600 sore losers fee.
I plan on leaving shortly as well. There are toomnay fights and too much noise and my head is pounding. But I cannot lave ebfor you or I will lose the competition I just set in my mind about this.
An excellent job at answering the question, Tagira. Ik ow I am beside myself with inebriation. I wll not be embarrassed about it tomorrow night , unlike certain individuals. Which is a good point. It is very rich of you to be saying any of this when you entered my directmesaggeslike this not long ago.
Which little friend is that? Unlike you, people dotrend to gravitate words me as I don't scamr, them.
You would have to take it direcly from ,y pocket.Wbich is not happening. As I am significantly taller and stronger than you.
I heardsomeone enter the venue and say you're their lawyer. Perhap I should warn them you are a weasel instead. And that you are going t charge them for every ceagar they are worth. Maybe that will ge tyou angry enough to step in the ring. ¹¹² + 3656W6535387635876369658767689086790568798697086976789897678698679086706986769085760986709856709856709866709866086607986706986609860867906869086
And makea fool of myself in this venue? You would love that. I wouldn't stoop tothat level. + 88576578690²3887735764768386478936387986387²70² You are extremely angry that I keep charging higher than you.
You look immature. Like a wriggler.¹ Or a freshly pupated post-pubescent child.² I can see you over there, looking just like that. ¹ You are using citttation wrong. ² Two citations of the same number is stupd. 3 + 500000000000000000000000000000 You look ridiculous over there fee.
+ 40000000000000 Focus on the match. The troll just lost.
It'll serve you well nt to talk about my cud, thank you. Have some decorum. Here you are talking about professionalism while looking at your palmhusk during a match. What if you miss something good? Am I tht much more appealing than the match to you? Behave. + 4008 I can likely do it longer.
I knew you would believ me. In fact. + 4000 not believing me fee.
In a fight. I meant. One on oe with fists. But frankly I would rathert you watch me fight. Since you have sucha n obsession with me shirtless.
Wrapping my work up now, and getting myself ready for #fightnight. Luckily most of the bruises and cuts I accrued over the last wipe have managed to heal, and now that I am more situated into my training regime I should have no issue moving freely, so ideally, if I am able to fight, any loss I suffer would be a testament to my own lack of abilities rather than a physical drawback of exhaustion or injury.
why did @geodeGardener go through almost all my nakking posts and hate them naknaknaknaknaknak if you wanna kiss me all you have to do is ask
wwwwhen i'mmmm bored i approach the back of your head wwwwith a pair of mmmmirrored blades and start snipping air
For every hate on this chitt I'll throw a cup of hot energy sludge on an intern. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
- Also, please don't be mmad at mmy mmoirail. It is honestly one of their icks when people are upset with themm. 😔🥹
:33< *the mighty huntress lifts up her shirt and pulls down her pants to reveal a crotch tattoo that reads "abandon all hope ye who entpurr here" with an arrow pointing at her nook* :33< #nsfw
shocker considering his lovely personality
POINT OF ORDER! made you look motherfucker
POINT OF ORDER! well i guess not all of us get to show up in nice bespoke tailored suits. SOME of us wear dogshit from badwill that desperately needs to be hemmed
READING ONTO THE RECORD! the fun thing about suing for nominal damages is that you still get to show up in one of your nice bespoke tailored suits and argue in front of the judge and also waste literally everyone else's time. mostly tagora's in this case but also fuck those bailiffs in particular
mmmmake sure to direct your billing to gorjek's accounts
grubby's first friend 🥹
OBJECTION! i can sue my best friend whenever i want
OBJECTION! TROLL WILLY WONKA?????????? THIS IS BESPOKE TAILORING YOU JUST HAVE NO CLASS
READING ONTO THE RECORD! hello my wonderful followers and mutuals :) today we are launching a harassment suit against @taxCollector - #getreadywithme as i file my claim! :)
OBJECTION! i hope you both die and also get held in contempt of courtblock FOREVER
mmmmy mmmmommmm is gonna eat your mmmmommmm
thank your lucky cigarette i'mmmm feeling fresh and revitalized and mmmmerciful
You made a virtual avatar of me and placed it in your little game world? How chewbone-sickeningly sweet of you, Tagora. Here I thought all you held in your pusher was a deep loathing for me.
free tagoras painting gobLin #freehim
I have no idea what the painting goblin is as I am making it a point right now to avoid looking at, reading, or otherwise acknowledging his posts in any form, however for the sake of contributing to the trend and perhaps adding to Tagora's misery, I say #freehim.
it's over
https://wwwwwwwwwwww.immmmage2url.commmm/r2/default/immmmages/1776140653649-3f6ad76a-e41a-4763-9489-e362d69310fb.jpg
i've been deeply emmmmbarrassed by mmmmanner of association to an idiot. further details wwwwill have to be tortured out of mmmme
Apologies for my mess of a post from last night. I decided to get some proper sleep after passing out (which was the fault of my own overexertion rather than the post made by the Rankmaid, even if that was the nail in the proverbial cullbox. I do not fault her for my own inability to handle the things she posts.) and I feel much more refreshed and active tonight. I have a busy schedule, consisting of mostly updates to my human and cherub compendiums, which I have been leaving by the wayside in recent nights due to my focus in honing my fighting and swashbuckling skills¹. Tonight will focus largely on that, and then towards the end I have a meeting with a certain troll to continue my training. ¹ Both of which are going very well.
I do not have the energy to type a post of my usual length. I am very sore, in every single muscle of my body. Therefore I am turning in earlier than usual unless I am too captivated by the Chittr feed to sleep.
idk tag it Looks just Like you honestLy you two shouLd be paying *me* for this masterpiece but i'm doing it for free as a gift.
@meddLingPhiLomath @taxCoLLector https://cdn.imgchest.com/fiLes/bee0389c8706.png
wwwwe all have that one cowwwworker shooting for the brick and landing ammmmongst the dung
Despite my earlier post (an exception, specifically to call out one particularly desperate individual who shall not be named lest his head grow six sizes too big for his shoulders to support), I do not vaguepost, and I would never purposely like vagueposts that are clearly directed at me specifically for the purpose of eliciting further vagueposts. That would be immature behavior and I would not do that.¹ And if someone believes I am doing that, they need to re-examine their perspective. ¹ I may do that.
I should turn off my my palmhusk and focus on the matter at hand. However, the matter at hand is also on their palmhusk and keeps making posts whole being as hand, and I have found it entirely necessary to continue to check my timeline to be sure I can see those posts.
Did you assume this was about you? For shame, Tagora. My own hate reacting of your post was a personal matter - I simply did not like that post, and felt it necessary to express that. This post could have been about any troll, there are a number of them who have 'hated' my posts tonight... two or three, anyway.
It seems to be that time of night when a certain someone finds themself entirely unable to resist the droning in their pan that tells them to find my latest post and click the 'hate' react button. At this point I should consider it flattery.¹ ¹ #vagueposting
To that end, I have decided to pin my progress photo to my account. While I am currently, as we speak, in the midst of another form of combat training (I should frankly be focusing on it, as there is a sword in my hand) I would still always appreciate experts from people in the field of raw street fighting on my form and physique and where I should be directing my focus.
Jealousy is not a flattering look for you, Tagora. Here I thought you cared so much about maintaining a level of professionalism.
ragebaiting teaLs is easy and it's free. most of the time anyway LoL
👀👀👀👀
https://i.postimg.cc/JnFmNTPm/Untitled²³7-²0²604¹0²²³5¹².png The temporary trainer I am working with kindly took this photo for me to commemorate a first successful session. We went over the basics, and I am excited to find a full-time trainer to go over more complicated lessons. ( #nsfw just to be safe, again. )
My thoughts exactly.
i beg he'd steam Like a scaLding Leaf fLuid kettLe if you weren't just sharing pics with him LoL.
Or, rather, given a particular individual has requested I send them to him directly, I may very well continue to share the progress photos, mostly out of spite. However, there is still an undeniable benefit to genuine feedback that I believe I will get eventually. And if there are those who choose to focus on the wrong thing instead, I suppose I cannot stop them from doing so.
https://i.postimg.cc/pLhbPXLc/Untitled²³6-²0²604¹0¹844³6.png I will keep this post brief as to not overshadow the image. I am still hard at work - but any feedback on my form, information on trainers, or comments otherwise would be greatly appreciated. ( #nsfw ? Perhaps, for my bare-naked upper body. )
I am hard at work training today. After my posts last night, I stayed up until I felt the heat of the sun burning the back of my neck through my window studying various books and articles on basic combat forms. I found them more unhelpful than I was expecting, so I instead turned to videos and informative tutorials, and may find a trainer as well - this comes with the issue of finding a trainer who is willing to train an Indigoblood. Most trainers are lowbloods, as most highbloods of with a lean towards violence tend to prefer unorganized forms of fighting and would not need one... if anyone knows a personal trainer specializing in any forms of combat (fist combat specifically, please) do let me know. They must be Alternian, and if possible located on my side of the planet, in my time period ('Reign of Trizza Tethis' is an accurate way to describe the period.) as I have not figured out how people are traveling through time and space quite yet.
Oh! Thank you. It is a welcome change to have your support for once. Seeing as this is a rare change from the status quo, I believe I have no choice but to do exactly that. I hope that there will be plenty of people willing to provide useful feedback. If not, I suppose I will simply need to document the steps of my journey for my own sake.
you are so fucking beyond help it's beyond emmmmbarrassmmmment and shammmme it's going to go dowwwwn as an event in infammmmy and the caste nammmme gorjek wwwwill forever be associated wwwwith PUBLIC DROOLING. GET UPPPP
i'mmmm culling us both tommmmorrowwww everyone say bye tagora it's been a good run
Goodbye, Tagora.¹ ¹ He will not be missed.
My thoughts exactly. They do seem to feed off the attention, not unlike an aquatic bottom-feeding lusus scraping the nutritional layers off the bottom of the Outglut-east sea. Ignoring them is the best and most reasonable avenue to take.
I just saw the (ulprrit in question. You'll prrobably /)o betterr just ignorring instea/) of fee/)ing them! O:C
And here he is commenting twice on my one post. That sounds terrible, Tagora. Whomever that particular user may be sounds like someone who is simply 'fighting fire with fire' however, or, more likely, your posts are simply of such terrible quality that they have no choice but to click the button with the spades symbol, almost as if some omnipotent force compels them to let you know that your posts are terrible. Perhaps that should be taken into consideration.
I have not slept through the day for two total days thus far. This is not an intentional choice. I am suffering from some sort of something-induced insomnia which is preventing me from properly drifting off to sleep whenever I get in my recuperacoon and attempt to let the slime take me to the next night, I find myself floating in silence, unable to focus my mind enough to do so. This has been, frankly, a very frustrating development and it is hindering both my professional and personal lives. If anyone has any advice, please let me know.
An excellent argument. However, have you considered: https://i.postimg.cc/FKhnkj³L/Untitled²³¹-²0²60408²0²³04.png
be careful you're beginning to be coherent
can you tell mmmme wwwwhen you find that tall cliff wwwwith spikes at the bottommmm
Would you prefer that? My lusus is quite mindless, as much as I care for him. That seems to be the preferred audience for any of your posts, however, so I understand why you would make that request. It would take someone incapable of any level of critical thought or good taste to read and appreciate anything you say.
Apologies, everyone. I was focused on the work I was doing and left my husktop open on the other end of my desk, seemingly as a prime contender to be the next victim of my Lusus' terrible habits. He was pushing his head against my keyboard when I looked back, and I was thankful to see he only managed to make one single post before I stopped him.
bitches love mmmmy slimmmme trail
a storied figure in history slogs through mmmmud and mmmmeat slough and is lauded but i wwwwalk through the office in soggy socks and sandals and get spat upon, berated, villified,
Commenting on one of my posts hours after I posted it? You must have been searching through my profile, trying to find a comment section you can slither into and try to hiss your venom onto. I need not even read what you said - that says more about you than I ever could. I truly do occupy more of your thinkpan than anything else. It would be flattering if it wasn't so sad.
that one friend wwwwho's pp charge goes ignored:
This website crashed for several hours, and I forgot everything you said in that time.
Surely you, a troll of the law, couldn't possibly believe that defense is sufficient? It would be better for you to just admit that I live in your thinkpan, occupying space and clouding your judgement even when I am nowhere to be seen. I, meanwhile, have much better things to focus my attention on... such as studying these Aliens. Thus far? Most have proven to be amicable and agreeable, making it even more of a wonder how you can be so sour. To fall second to another species with a reputation like yours must be shameful.
Rather than wasting time reading your comment, I scrolled through your profile and carefully analyzed each and every one of your posts. Most are about what I expected - were you talking about me in a couple of them, despite the fact I was not yet even on here? I feel like I should be flattered.
Tagora. I should have expected you would have an account on here as well. It seems to attract those without any level of class like insects to buzztraps. I can only imagine the sorts of posts you have made on here... though I, of course, am too busy right now to scroll through your profile to see them for myself.
she took mmmmy dignity in the divorce
anybody going 95 dowwwwn the highwwwway right nowwww? just lost a 3k count docummmment therefore setting mmmme back four hours and ruining mmmmy life forever
@taxCollector
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if anyone would like to come forward and offer testimony about being affected by Olive Lawnring's false advertising regarding "infinite pasta", my legal team and i would pay handsomely your testimony. unless you're tagora who's not getting a single red tenth-caegar out of my damn lawsuit profits
she's definitely an alcoholic
POINT OF ORDER! YOU CAN'T OVERRULE ME???? BITCH i mean uh uh OBJECTION! lack of foundation under 901(7) evidence of public records the record of this copyright has not been established and therefore it is inadmissible in court today, we simply ask that opposing counsel lay that foundation before moving on with their testimony OBJECTION! also hearsay objection under rule 802 as this is an out of court statement and therefore cannot be used for the truth of the matter asserted ergo opposing counsel needs to stuff it and + 100 you cant fucking overrule me gorjek what is this. fee.
twwwwelve 5 mmmminute powwwwer naps are actually mmmmore revitalizing to the thinksponge than one long rest #themmmmoreyouknowwww
♡I dont understand the hate I've been receiving because I am such an ally♡
@taxCollector kill yourself
