#vaguechit
i dOn't rEaLlY KnOw wHaT ThE FuCk iT Is, BuT... i gOtS A FeElInG AbOuT SoMeThInG. sOmE InTeR-CiViLiZeD CoNfLiCt gOiNg oN AnD ShIt. KiN AgAiNsT KiN. sOmE Of y'aLl sOmE BrOkE AsSeS. wHy yOu cAlLiNg oThEr bRoKe aSsEs hOmElEsS, tHoUgH? tHaT'S HyPoCrItIcAl, BrAh. :o( #ViBeS #fAiTh #VaGuEcHiT
CROSS EXAMINATION! did it hurt? when i told you to goregle it & i was fucking right? #vaguechit
so im a little confrontin in my vvernacular thats part a the eridan charm that my adorin/loathsome fans havve come to knoww lovve and desperately hate ovver the years like i literally cant help bein an aquarius #vvaguechit
wwhats wwrong wwith bein an animal i wwas raised by one and i turned out fine #vvaguechit #feferiPeixes
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f0a594743aad.png #vvaguechit #blockedagain #formyhumor #and #mywwit #mycurse
cuddlin wwith your plushies is such vvileblooded behavvior zero survvivval instincts you may as wwell roll ovver an expose the soft underside a your belly to me like a good cull slut #vvaguechit
im as much a enlightened skeptic as the next eridan but it comes to a certain point wwhere you got to look at all the frolicsome reality bendin capers wwe get up to and the fact that i got flippin superpowwers and recognize that evven if theres some mechanistic material explanation of howw im evvokin death rays from my fingertips or conjurin brain ghost eridans its really just a matter a howw youre wwillin to portray yourself in light a that all this to say magic is real and im a wwizard there i said it #vvaguechit
all im sayin is the REAL jane crocker aint goin dowwn in a strife against some pitiful mortal insurgents of all fuckin things #ripbozo #vvaguechit #yknowwwwhat @grimbarkGuardian #directchit #instigating
frankly my bloody fault for thinkin there are some lines you dont cross no matter wwhat kinda vvillainous knifetwwistin underhanded sort you are #vvaguechit
yOu can hate my chits but my bulge is still bigger than yOurs #vaguechit #nsfw XO