#vaguechit
wwhen you learn that THEY hate US too youll realize that bein hemoist is not only morally correct but that embracin tribalism is a survvivval tactic against the deranged heretics on here postin about stickin their bulges in seadwweller pan steww or spillin corrosivve acid on our fishy vvisages fuck wwe need to seclude all lowwbloods mutants an hemojobbers someplace wwith no internet access cause i refuse to believve wwe are the same species i dont wwant to livve in society wwith these dysgenic defects #vvaguechit
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cockguzzlin oompa loompa #vvaguechit
female friendships are built on glass barins its amazin to wwitness them cannibalizin their #sisters ovver bulge the avverage foid is so emotional an awwful at problem solvvin male friendships dont suffer from this sort a faulty hysterical bedlam wwe knoww that the solution is none other than a threesome #vvaguechit
id let another chainsaww wwieldin lesbo sunder me in twwo for a chance at that fupa #vvaguechit
B£forus is lik£, DOOM£D. Lik£, LOL. Lik£, good luck with lik£, thos£ two. Lik£, #vagu£chit
they are avo1d1ng me l1ke the plague 1 can feel 1t 1n my gut lol lmao, 1ts f1ne though 1 can tell. good for them #vaguech1t #notreallyvaguetho
smth crazy as bawlls is happening to me rn but for the effin life of me i CANNOT xplain what it is bc i lowzazzerpanuinely am still tryin to figure out if its actually really happening o_o #vaguechit #wtffff
i dOn't rEaLlY KnOw wHaT ThE FuCk iT Is, BuT... i gOtS A FeElInG AbOuT SoMeThInG. sOmE InTeR-CiViLiZeD CoNfLiCt gOiNg oN AnD ShIt. KiN AgAiNsT KiN. sOmE Of y'aLl sOmE BrOkE AsSeS. wHy yOu cAlLiNg oThEr bRoKe aSsEs hOmElEsS, tHoUgH? tHaT'S HyPoCrItIcAl, BrAh. :o( #ViBeS #fAiTh #VaGuEcHiT
CROSS EXAMINATION! did it hurt? when i told you to goregle it & i was fucking right? #vaguechit
so im a little confrontin in my vvernacular thats part a the eridan charm that my adorin/loathsome fans havve come to knoww lovve and desperately hate ovver the years like i literally cant help bein an aquarius #vvaguechit
wwhats wwrong wwith bein an animal i wwas raised by one and i turned out fine #vvaguechit #feferiPeixes
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cuddlin wwith your plushies is such vvileblooded behavvior zero survvivval instincts you may as wwell roll ovver an expose the soft underside a your belly to me like a good cull slut #vvaguechit
im as much a enlightened skeptic as the next eridan but it comes to a certain point wwhere you got to look at all the frolicsome reality bendin capers wwe get up to and the fact that i got flippin superpowwers and recognize that evven if theres some mechanistic material explanation of howw im evvokin death rays from my fingertips or conjurin brain ghost eridans its really just a matter a howw youre wwillin to portray yourself in light a that all this to say magic is real and im a wwizard there i said it #vvaguechit
all im sayin is the REAL jane crocker aint goin dowwn in a strife against some pitiful mortal insurgents of all fuckin things #ripbozo #vvaguechit #yknowwwwhat @grimbarkGuardian #directchit #instigating
frankly my bloody fault for thinkin there are some lines you dont cross no matter wwhat kinda vvillainous knifetwwistin underhanded sort you are #vvaguechit
yOu can hate my chits but my bulge is still bigger than yOurs #vaguechit #nsfw XO