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the wet blanket is saying this shirt isn't wxrk apprxpriate. yxu literally can't see what it says with the scrubs xn. sx what's the big. - xx
꧁#nsfw꧂ ꧁#bulgerating꧂ ꧁#purpleblood꧂ ꧁#scent꧂ ꧁#taste꧂ ꧁#medchittr꧂ ꧁@custodialFabrication꧂ ꧁Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Cleans Floors' bulge.꧂ ꧁Uhm. Okay. So. I need to be careful with this one, because Cleans Floors is not actually a simple custodial technician. That is the current title. That is the cover. That is the mop bucket sitting in front of a locked door. I promise not to unlock that door, though. It's not up to me to police his life.꧂ ꧁I am trying to remain objective.꧂ ꧁That is harder when the subject is a purpleblood who ha...Read more
inside the brilliant mind xf a patient: wxw i’m sx grateful fxr this state xf the art medicull care. i shxuld express that by xpen mxuth wet cxughing in my dxctxr’s face. - xx #medchittr #cullchittr. - xx
|--[ medicAl tip Of the dAy - needles Are single-use Only. And fOr the sAke Of yOur BOdy dOn't shAre them with AnyOne. #medchittr ]-->
I NEED T💥H💥 G💥 T💥H💥 THE MEDICULLERRR... BUT I WILL HANG MYSELF IF I G💥 T💥H💥 THE FEFERRRI PEIXES RRREEFST💥H💥RRRATIVE JUSTICE CULLING CENTERRR... #CW-SELF-HARRRM #SUICIDE #MEDCHITTRRR
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patient made a mess xf my belxved sneakerjeans (rest in pieces) last light. nx big deal it's a culling center we've gxt dispxsables xut the wastechute. tell me why i didn't realize the grippy sxcks had affirmatixns xn the bxttxm until i txxk them xff. - xx #awesxme. #awesxme. #strxng. #awesxme. #strxng. #brave. #amazing. #awesxme. #strxng. #canwebudgetfxrsxmenewadjectives. #medchittr. #cullchittr. - xx
[CASE: #000002] A patient presented with localized pain in their right elbow. No discoloration, no visible swelling, no history of trauma. They reported that the discomfort began approximately three nights ago and has progressively worsened. They are otherwise in excellent health, which was both encouraging and profoundly unhelpful. The resident assigned to their examination suggested lateral epicondylitis. Tennis elbow, for those of you whose medical education begins and ends with the terminology of recreational sports. An entirely reasonable hypothesis. The patient had recently taken up racquet spor...Read more
>-8==— i am in way over my head here taking ccare of these wigglers.... >-8==— they are so ccute but they really like to bite! >-8==— i don't know how the jades in the ccaves do it... >-8==— i have other patients that need attending!! >-8==— agh but it's hard to say no to them... #medcchittr #fprjcccc
>-8==— i am in way over my head here taking ccare of these wigglers.... >-8==— they are so ccute but they really like to bite! >-8==— i don't know how the jades in the ccaves do it... >-8==— i have other patients that need attending!! >-8==— agh but it's hard to say no to them... #medcchittr #fprjcccc
🧹🧽 <#medchittr locking ward. west ward. good luck.
|--[ medicAl tip Of the dAy: dO nOt lie tO yOur mediculler. hOnesty is the difference Between recOvering And Being screwed Over. #medchittr ]-->
>-8==— these sweethearts were all orphaned after their possum lusus passed une+pecctedly. >-8==— until we ccan assign them eacch a new lusus i am taking ccare of them. >-8==— they were all so ccold and hungry when they ccame in, so they are very happy to get a little beetle jelly! #medcchittr #fprjcccc #ccullcchittr #grubccare
let’s mix bleach and rubbing alcxhxl txgether. (っˣཀˣ)っ - xx #fxrliabilityreasxns. #thisisajxke. #dxnxtdxthis. #txxicsubstances. #substance. #itschlxrxfxrm. #anesthesixlxgyhumxr. #medchittr. - xx
hxw dx i get the harmacist tx start stxcking these. #medchittr #cullchittr. - xx
A patient asked me tonight, "Sister Prongduty, can you take your gloves off this time?"〜〜〜〜 Tch. If I weren't already wearing them, I would've put them on just to spite her. #suggestive #medchittr〜〜〜
🧹🧽 <new mop. left old. in office. don't know. don't care. #medchittr
To whomever left their filial pail under the table in the employee recuperation block:〜〜〜〜〜 I will ask this one time for you to properly register it with the Situlogy Department. You have until the end of my shift to rectify this error.〜〜〜 If you do, I will not make a public post calling out the pitiful volume of your contributions. I recommend this course of action to spare yourself the mockery from your colleagues.〜〜 You have six hours. #nsfw #medchittr #cullchittr #fprjcc〜〜〜〜
|--[ medicAl tip Of the dAy - crystAls And essentiAl Oils Are nOt replAcements fOr medicAtiOns Or surgeries. #medchittr ]-->
i dxn’t care abxut the scalding steeping pxt xr whatever the fuck but @custxdialFabricatixn can yxu restxck the vending machine in the medicullers lxunge. patients will die if i dxn’t maintain a blxxd rxckstar cxncentratixn xf 0.1%. - xx #medchittr #cullchittr - xx
>-8==— someone broke the sccalding leaf fluid kettle in the break blocck... #medcchittr
A blueblood patient tonight asked me what color the combined genetic material contributions of his and his goldblood partner's would be.〜〜 Some people need to go back to schoolfeeding.〜〜〜〜 #medchittr #cullchittr #nsfw #fprjcc〜〜〜〜
Greetings, Chittr.〜〜〜〜〜 I am Dr. Sister Nonata Prongduty, situlogist and fertility specialist at the Feferi Peixes Reefstorative Justice Culling Center.〜〜〜〜 For those of you who don't know what that means, which I suspect is most of you, I will put this simply: I do buckets.〜〜 I hope we become well-acquainted. #medchittr #cullchittr #fprjcc〜〜〜〜〜
× Medical Side Of Chittr: Any Tips Of Preservving Corpses. I WVanna Try Taxidermy. Pleasee #gore #medchittr ×
>-8==— it really is like pulling teeth with some people... >-8==— ugh!! #vaguecchit #medcchittr
[CAZE-XXX] will boaz get mad at me if i eat da livur/ queztionz/
a glimpse intx my future if nxbxdy saves me frxm the dementia patient whx thinks she’s helping. #medchittr #cullchittr - xx
psych patient asks me if i have anything better tx dx than breathe dxwn her cervical frxnd. if i tell her she’s xn 1:1 supervisixn because she delusixnally believes she wxrks here then it’s gxnna be a whxle thing. sx she’s putting a plaster cast that i dx nxt need xn the wrist i didn’t just break. typing with the bad prxng. send help. - xx #medchittr #cullchittr - xx
|--[ medicAl tip Of the dAy - dO nOt squeeze it. Best cAse scenAriO yOu'll get A minOr scAr. #medchittr ]-->
new badge. and i'm gxing tx be Sx implanting this xne sx it can't get lxst. xr stxlen. - xx
[CAZE-XXX] hnngff theyr gonna getme/ the/ fukkjc/ yezh/
[CAZE-XXX] that one timme i hid in the operating block/ to watch/ my fun/
[CAZE-XXX] they found the ztazh/ imzooo fucked/ zhithzghztihz zzhitzhit/
>-8==— phew... that shift felt far too long... >-8==— and now im stucck nursing my ccoworker bacck to health after he broke his wrist slipping on the wa+ed floors. >-8==— i will need to file an inccident report on that. #medcchittr
>-8==— it looks like i have a busy light shift ahead of myself... >-8==— rounds aren't an issue but it looks like i'll need to wrestle a ccullee into the suit again... #medcchittr @threatentensely
>-8==— how ccan they be a liccensed surgeon when they are the most immature and absent minded troll i have ever met!!! >///< #medcchittr
>-8==— this is the best way to placcate a particcularly difficcult and violent patient. >-8==— if a patient shows violent tendenccies it's best to restrain them ccompletely. #medcchittr #beforancculling
>-8==— another patient tried to bite me tonight. >-8==— i am never not grateful for the muzzles on more... difficcult patients... #medcchittr
>-8==— uh is hospital ccourt a real thing? >-8==— my superior is talking about reporting me to humane resourcces for an outburst... #medcchittr
🧹🧽 <tenten's badge. haven't found. eating food. limp biscuit. from block. #medchittr
🧹🧽 <free stuff. easy job. #medchittr
🧹🧽 <#medchittr they escaped. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/874bd9b46aa8.jpg
hxw many bxdies is a manual bxwel disimpactixn. #medchittr #cullchittr #yuck. - xx
my airclxts while i’m telling yxu it’s terminal: - xx
xrdered a fat stack xf these fxr the patientblxcks. watch this space. #medchittr. #cullchittr. - xx
thank gxd fxr the humble sxpxr patch. dxn’t knxw what i’d dx withxut her. gimme 50 ccs xf stfu STAT. #lxl. #medchittr. - xx
#medchittr. #cullchittr. #meme. #lxl. - xx
#medchittr. #cullchittr. #healthcarewxrkers. #meme. #lxl. - xx