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@bulgeCurator[BC]

꧁#nsfw꧂ ꧁#bulgerating꧂ ꧁#purpleblood꧂ ꧁#scent꧂ ꧁#taste꧂ ꧁#medchittr꧂ ꧁@custodialFabrication꧂ ꧁Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Cleans Floors' bulge.꧂ ꧁Uhm. Okay. So. I need to be careful with this one, because Cleans Floors is not actually a simple custodial technician. That is the current title. That is the cover. That is the mop bucket sitting in front of a locked door. I promise not to unlock that door, though. It's not up to me to police his life.꧂ ꧁I am trying to remain objective.꧂ ꧁That is harder when the subject is a purpleblood who has deliberately reduced himself into something meager.꧂ ꧁Anyway.꧂ ꧁Stats꧂ ꧁Strength: 7꧂ ꧁Purpleblood force, older-body endurance, and the kind of practical grip that comes from tools, valves, machines, mop handles. He is well experienced.꧂ ꧁Pliability: 4꧂ ꧁Not especially yielding. Stubborn. Dense. Cooperative only when approached correctly.꧂ ꧁Length: 6꧂ ꧁Above average, but not theatrical. ꧂ ꧁Girth: 7꧂ ꧁The main feature. Thickest through the base and middle, broad enough to make the read immediately practical.꧂ ꧁X-Factor: 8꧂ ꧁Something is strange about it. A weak sense of Chucklevoodoos. And, it kind of makes me... Forget things.꧂ ꧁Attributes꧂ ꧁Scent:꧂ ꧁Floor wax, old disinfectant, fried cluckbeast, cheap barcade beer, hot cabinet dust, machine oil, purple musk, and that cold bleach smell.꧂ ꧁Taste:꧂ ꧁Salt. Peppered grease. Purple mineral. Bitter cleaner. Old smoke from a shabby coat. It is filling in taste...꧂ ꧁Texture:꧂ ꧁Firm. Smooth at the head, heavier and more stubborn down the shaft, with a low underside ridge that feels structural. Not plush. Not pretty. Useful. Durable. ꧂ ꧁Secretions:꧂ ꧁Clear at first, then faint purple-gray. Slick, but restrained. Viscosity increases with pressure rather than praise. Not messy unless pushed. Once pushed, difficult to stop.꧂ ꧁Weight:꧂ ꧁Heavy-medium. I would estimate 2.8 pounds fully worked up. The weight sits low. More bucket than banner.꧂ ꧁X-Factor Explained꧂ ꧁ ꧂ ꧁Cleans Floors has a containment bulge. The chucklevoodoos are reduced, but the residue is still there. Not active performance. Not a full purpleblood glamour. Not a ringmaster's lure. More like pressure left in a room after the music stopped. The organ carries that same pressure. It does not charm. It does not sparkle. It does not call attention to itself.꧂ ꧁It waits. It's almost predatory...꧂ ꧁Dense. Old. Almost ritual. The shaft is not excessively long, but the girth gives it authority, especially when paired with the way his body seems unwilling to waste motion. I do not recommend it for the playful, or the romantic. Strictly business.꧂

Kult: +67
Kull: +54
Total: 121
Ratio: 1.24
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@custodialFabrication[CF]

🧹🧽 <fucking what?

Kult: +4
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Total: 6
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you owe me money schmuck wheres my puddy @

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🧹🧽 <cull self. i'll watch. #selfharm #suicide

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