Zhisen
@omnipotentMech
bless my sugoiIi liIife (he/hiIim)
AddiIing my hb iIinto my wiIill to iIinheriIit my steam liIibrary after iIi diIie
[IRON MAIDEN] <[DEAR VIEWERS! After countless nights of bickering and checking our potential contestants' digital footprint, we are finally READY to introduce this SEASON'S PARTICIPANTS!] <[CONGRATULATIONS, @payMe @surlyTabloid @ultimateSurvivor @panglossianPoltergeist @omnipotentMech @incendiaryRapscallion @celestialAbsurdity @ramblingIndividual @resilientPhilanthropist @decoratedNonconformist @cationicAgonist!] <[You've been personally selected to participate in Alternia's MOST DEADLY GAME! Please DM your humble TV HOST to receive your contract and backstage pass! We can't wait to see you PERFORM YOUR BEST! Make friends, or enemies... and win 1,000,000 CAEGARS!] <[As for you, our dear viewers... DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL! Every SATURDAY at 8 PM on Alternia Central! Next episode: PRE-GAME INTERVIEW WITH PARTICIPANTS! SECRET GUEST REVEALED? CROWD GASP!] <[#wheeloftorturecastingcall #wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #staytuned]
⸝⸝𐙚♡ I knew you'd apply!!!! YOU THINK ID LET YOU GO ON A DEATH GAME ALONE!? Pookie... please. ~⋆｡°✩♡⸝⸝MWAH!
[HANGING] <[Technically, this is NOT CULLING, as you go there voluntarily! You all SIGNED THE CONTRACTS, remember?]
[CRUCIFIXION] <[Oh. Ohhh. My DEEPEST apologies! I'll send Ms. Piichi a copy RIGHT AWAY! Oh, silly me!]
Boss doesn't know iIi'm readiIing the WiIikiIipediIia page for the hiIistory of troll MesopotamiIia on the clock
Top 10 thiIings to say as a mediIiculler: 1. iIis thiIis bladder yours? 2. iIi take payment iIin rare fiIish 3. My lusus iIis outsiIide 4. iIi lost my liIicense to practiIice 5. Can you sell me thiIis pen?
wordle words that are broken vs pure eviIil: 1884 pure eviIil
eyes turn red and iIi start to transform iIinto my half angel half demon werewolf form
whatever keeps chittr alive i guess
tsk you didnt know i was a=c=tually a rainbow drinker this whole time and also half god. i win
that's the sound of a loser
a purpleblood came iIin to my offiIice wiIith fiIirst degree burns and iIi told hiIim he was gonna diIie iIin 2 days because iIi was bored 😭
Oh :(
ooc / hey been a while. dunno if anyone even remembers this guy because he was last active 4 months ago 😭😭 doesnt help i deleted and remade his account to get rid of old chitts i'll probably be reposting some of his best posts from the old account soon