Kaigee Akahge
@ultimateSurvivor
Frequent death game survivor! In crippling amounts of debt, like you wouldn't believe! I love convenience store food and cheap beer. He/Him.
[ELECTRIC CHAIR] <[Just LOOK at our WONDERFUL RISING STARS! Sob... I'm gonna MISS YOU ALL SO MUCH! As for you, DEAR VIEWERS, time to pick your FAVORITE CONTESTANT and leave a REPLY who do you think is gonna WIN!] <[Sadly, @cationicAgonist was disqualified. And put on PRODUCTION TEAM instead. Let's see how YOU'D deal with this, SMARTASS! >8( ] <[@payMe @incendiaryRapscallion @ultimateSurvivor @decoratedNonconformist @omnipotentMech @celestialAbsurdity @panglossianPoltergeist @surlyTabloid @ramblingIndividual @resilientPhilanthropist] <[#wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #welovetv #welovergabie #pleasecanwegetthattagtrending]
If you don'7 fucking kill 7his, Vaqu7[💎💎💎JACKPOT💎💎💎]a. Vaqu7a, I swear 7o God. #welove7v #welovevaqu7a
Thanks! I appreciate it! But, please, cheer for my matesprit instead! I have enough luck on my side! [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
I bet on the teal one losing. #insidertradeing
[STONING] <[Consider INVESTING in my PERSONAL TAG then, PLEASE?]
[BREAKING WHEEL] <[For some REASON, I feel like I just DODGED a bullet...]
man i hope that beautiful wonderful amazing gorgeous girl \/ wins
ilo\/e you
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⸝⸝𐙚♡ I knew you'd apply!!!! YOU THINK ID LET YOU GO ON A DEATH GAME ALONE!? Pookie... please. ~⋆｡°✩♡⸝⸝MWAH!
[HANGING] <[Technically, this is NOT CULLING, as you go there voluntarily! You all SIGNED THE CONTRACTS, remember?]
[CRUCIFIXION] <[Oh. Ohhh. My DEEPEST apologies! I'll send Ms. Piichi a copy RIGHT AWAY! Oh, silly me!]
At the mahjong parlor again, tonight! Don't tell my matesprit though. Because I'm down 20k. Just give me a little! I 'll make it back! [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
That's exactly it! Quitters never win! I may be 1.2 billion in the hole, but I can climb my way back out! [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
⸝⸝𐙚♡ Does this to Kaigee ~⋆｡°✩♡⸝⸝MWAH!
⸝⸝𐙚♡ You like it when I squeeze your pan!!!!! <3 ~⋆｡°✩♡⸝⸝MWAH!
Hey! Just checking, but can anybody lend a guy some caegars, with no strings attached?! Preferably in the millions, or billions! Thanks! [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
Hey... That's exactly the kind of line the last guy gave me before I got into debt! Well. I'm not exactly saying no, but maybe I'll contact you when they're coming for me, alright? [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
...Like THAT kind of game? Mm. I don't know. My girl might get kinda mad at me. But, well... Do I really have a choice?! [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
⸝⸝𐙚♡ Honey.....please this isnt your heart. ~⋆｡°✩♡⸝⸝MWAH!
Babe, if I can't pay back even a LITTLE of this debt, they're going to put me in a box, then put that box in a facility off-planet, then they're going to throw the box in a woodchipper, bomb the facility, and nuke the planet! I think. [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
⸝⸝𐙚♡ I don't think that's true... I'm slowly chipping off the debt anyways. Please. ~⋆｡°✩♡⸝⸝MWAH!
I'm pretty sure it grows more than you can pay off, though... [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
⸝⸝𐙚♡ I'm gonna put you in the crystal. At least run the bets by me first. ~⋆｡°✩♡⸝⸝MWAH!
h☀w awful! i have s☀me caegars i can ☀ffer y☀u. d☀ reach ☀ut if y☀u require assistance. :M